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TheLurkerMan

2014-08-09

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  1. Never tell your password to anyone.
  2. August 9, 2014
  3. 8:38 PM - Glans f again: omg lol
  4. 8:39 PM - Glans f again: he replied in kong with "wow rude :("
  5. 8:39 PM - Glans f again: ur not mad rite
  6. 8:39 PM - Glans f again: i thought it was p funny
  7. 8:39 PM - Glans f again: lol i typed "u noad" first
  8. 8:39 PM - Glans f again: damn ur causis necrosis
  9. 8:39 PM - Blizzy: Not mad at you
  10. 8:39 PM - Blizzy: Mad at adv0 for being a cunt
  11. 8:40 PM - Blizzy: always
  12. 8:40 PM - Glans f again: looool
  13. 8:40 PM - Glans f again: ok good
  14. 8:41 PM - Glans f again: what's your cell phone carrier
  15. 8:42 PM - Blizzy: a nobby one
  16. 8:42 PM - Glans f again: pls what is it
  17. 8:42 PM - Blizzy: OMFG
  18. 8:42 PM - Blizzy: I CANT
  19. 8:42 PM - Blizzy: IM DYING
  20. 8:42 PM - Blizzy: LOOOOOOOOOOL
  21. 8:42 PM - Blizzy: holy fyck
  22. 8:42 PM - Blizzy: loooooool
  23. 8:43 PM - Blizzy: I'm imagining koodo guy as the nude motorhorseman
  24. 8:43 PM - Glans f again: wo
  25. 8:43 PM - Glans f again: t
  26. 8:43 PM - Glans f again: wort
  27. 8:43 PM - Glans f again: quoi
  28. 8:44 PM - Glans f again: why...
  29. 8:44 PM - Blizzy: Idk but holy fuck
  30. 8:48 PM - Glans f again: ur so weird
  31. 8:48 PM - Blizzy: That was absolutely worth it
  32. 8:49 PM - Glans f again: sooooo weird
  33. 8:50 PM - Glans f again: Goddammit I still had HOrsE open
  34. 8:50 PM - Blizzy: looooool
  35. 8:50 PM - Glans f again: but the tab only said imgur so I clicked it
  36. 8:50 PM - Glans f again: and of course, shrieked
  37. 8:50 PM - Glans f again: but no one saw
  38. 8:50 PM - Glans f again: me mum was like "wtf is it this time"
  39. 8:50 PM - Blizzy: y HOrsE make u shriek
  40. 8:50 PM - Glans f again: i don't know man
  41. 8:50 PM - Glans f again: i do it at everything
  42. 8:50 PM - Glans f again: meatspin, moth
  43. 8:50 PM - Blizzy: rip
  44. 8:50 PM - Blizzy: mothspin
  45. 8:50 PM - Glans f again: loooool
  46. 8:51 PM - Glans f again: i read a diaper story today about a girl who pissed her bed on purpose when she was mad at her mum so she'd have to clean it up
  47. 8:51 PM - Glans f again: but then she started pissing by accident
  48. 8:51 PM - Glans f again: plot twist!!1
  49. 8:51 PM - Glans f again: -_-
  50. 8:52 PM - Blizzy: Lel
  51. 8:52 PM - Glans f again: so weird
  52. 9:10 PM - Glans f again: Lol did I tell you my school's electronic billboard was stuck at -273 degrees
  53. 9:10 PM - Glans f again: it's fixed now though ;(
  54. 9:10 PM - Blizzy: -273 rofl
  55. 9:10 PM - Blizzy: gg
  56. 9:10 PM - Glans f again: ikr
  57. 9:11 PM - Glans f again: not sure if -273 was actually programmed as the lower limit, or someone did it manually
  58. 9:11 PM - Glans f again: either makes sense lel
  59. 9:13 PM - Glans f again: oh and i toad madjedi and i also mentioned the mysterious floating exclamation mark (which is still there)
  60. 9:13 PM - Glans f again: so he said it was prolly -273 factorial
  61. 9:13 PM - Blizzy: lol
  62. 9:13 PM - Glans f again: so then we like totes invented this number http://i.imgur.com/uX3j7YN.png
  63. 9:13 PM - Glans f again: other sites said the answer was negative infinity
  64. 9:13 PM - Blizzy: well yeah
  65. 9:13 PM - Blizzy: it's 273 factorial
  66. 9:13 PM - Blizzy: it's gonna be fucken huge
  67. 9:13 PM - Glans f again: pls
  68. 9:13 PM - Glans f again: scrub sites
  69. 9:14 PM - Glans f again: wolfram alpha is only non-scrub meth site cleaaarly
  70. 9:14 PM - Glans f again: wolf spoder alpha
  71. 9:14 PM - Blizzy: the calculators I have can't process higher than like... what was the limit again
  72. 9:14 PM - Blizzy: I think it was 60!
  73. 9:14 PM - Glans f again: why would you know that
  74. 9:14 PM - Blizzy: Becuzz
  75. 9:14 PM - Glans f again: i have like 1 calculator and it's like 8 digit display ok
  76. 9:14 PM - Glans f again: or like 10 idr cuz i don't do meth leeel
  77. 9:14 PM - Glans f again: or 9
  78. 9:14 PM - Glans f again: who knows
  79. 9:15 PM - Blizzy: ok I tried it on the bluu calculator idk wtf this thing is called and 60! worked but got Error 2 on 75!
  80. 9:15 PM - Glans f again: gg
  81. 9:15 PM - Blizzy: Wow
  82. 9:15 PM - Blizzy: 69! is the limit
  83. 9:15 PM - Blizzy: Legit
  84. 9:15 PM - Glans f again: gggggg
  85. 9:16 PM - Glans f again: what model is the bluu calculator
  86. 9:16 PM - Blizzy: Wow only 18.8k results on google
  87. 9:16 PM - Blizzy: Sharp EL-531W
  88. 9:17 PM - Blizzy: 12.2k with the Sharp added lol
  89. 9:17 PM - Glans f again: lol that calcy is at my school
  90. 9:17 PM - Glans f again: i tried to use it
  91. 9:17 PM - Glans f again: but got confused
  92. 9:17 PM - Glans f again: and gave up
  93. 9:17 PM - Blizzy: Nabber
  94. 9:17 PM - Glans f again: wtf this model looks so much nicer than mine http://education.ti.com/en/us/products/calculators/scientific-calculators/ti-30xa/tabs/overview
  95. 9:17 PM - Glans f again: wtf so unfair
  96. 9:17 PM - Glans f again: the green button is sexcy ;(
  97. 9:18 PM - Blizzy: It's pretty good but doesn't have nearly as much shit as TI-83
  98. 9:18 PM - Glans f again: i was only using it cuz i wss too lazy to get mie from my backpack
  99. 9:18 PM - Blizzy: Lol like everyone ever uses TI-30Xa
  100. 9:18 PM - Glans f again: wow die
  101. 9:18 PM - Glans f again: y
  102. 9:18 PM - Glans f again: im not hipster enough ;(
  103. 9:18 PM - Blizzy: I just see them errywhar
  104. 9:18 PM - Glans f again: lame
  105. 9:18 PM - Glans f again: i want the green button model ;(((
  106. 9:19 PM - Blizzy: Also I saw some when I was in Bellingham for backpack lol
  107. 9:19 PM - Glans f again: i had a solar powered but then someone stole it and me dad was like no i wont pay $1 more
  108. 9:19 PM - Blizzy: Wow there's only 2nd and no like alpha or something
  109. 9:19 PM - Blizzy: Rip
  110. 9:19 PM - Glans f again: wut is alpha
  111. 9:19 PM - Blizzy: I had a solar powered one too but idk what the hell happened to it :(
  112. 9:20 PM - Glans f again: idr the price difference but srsly man it couldn't be more than like $3
  113. 9:20 PM - Blizzy: It's like 2nd, but allows a third set of uses lul
  114. 9:20 PM - Glans f again: and i had to wait for christmas
  115. 9:20 PM - Glans f again: for a calcy
  116. 9:20 PM - Glans f again: ???
  117. 9:20 PM - Blizzy: Mfw calculator for christman
  118. 9:20 PM - Blizzy: LOL
  119. 9:20 PM - Glans f again: christman
  120. 9:20 PM - Blizzy: BEST TYPO
  121. 9:20 PM - Glans f again: how do you even
  122. 9:20 PM - Blizzy: Idk rofl
  123. 9:20 PM - Glans f again: gggg
  124. 9:23 PM - Glans f again: 2011 good year http://i.imgur.com/3Wxzz.png
  125. 9:23 PM - Glans f again: that was his "friend"
  126. 9:24 PM - Glans f again: suuure
  127. 9:24 PM - Blizzy: Thanks Steam you're a true bro
  128. 9:24 PM - Blizzy: Clicked on it, waited 10 secs, nothing
  129. 9:24 PM - Blizzy: repeated twice more
  130. 9:24 PM - Blizzy: copied it, opened it manually
  131. 9:24 PM - Blizzy: closed it
  132. 9:25 PM - Blizzy: 5 seconds later 3 steam tabs herpderp
  133. 9:25 PM - Glans f again: gggg
  134. 9:25 PM - Glans f again: omg wat 348 3 years ago http://i.imgur.com/JfJ1n.png
  135. 9:26 PM - Blizzy: wtf
  136. 9:26 PM - Glans f again: september 29 2011 man
  137. 9:26 PM - Glans f again: its the 29th again whoa
  138. 9:26 PM - Glans f again: 29th day of moth <3s 348
  139. 9:26 PM - Glans f again: rip whatpulse meters
  140. 9:26 PM - Blizzy: gg
  141. 9:27 PM - Glans f again: rip in peace ;(
  142. 9:27 PM - Glans f again: omg lol i totally forgot about this
  143. 9:27 PM - Glans f again: http://i.imgur.com/1yhJ2.png
  144. 9:27 PM - Glans f again: sellyme posted that on my account
  145. 9:27 PM - Blizzy: loooool
  146. 9:28 PM - Glans f again: i toad the story before im pretty sure
  147. 9:28 PM - Glans f again: blah blah, on irc, wanted to save my username, they toad me how, but i posted it in the channel instead of on the server
  148. 9:28 PM - Glans f again: and then he was like "hey guys is xianhai a good name for a band"
  149. 9:28 PM - Glans f again: classic
  150. 9:29 PM - Blizzy: Lel
  151. 9:30 PM - Glans f again: wut why did i have a pic of this http://i.imgur.com/BoJbG.png
  152. 9:30 PM - Glans f again: aaand why was i searching that
  153. 9:30 PM - Glans f again: uhhh
  154. 9:30 PM - Blizzy: LOL
  155. 9:30 PM - Blizzy: GG
  156. 9:31 PM - Glans f again: lol this was happyalcoholic's screenshot http://i.imgur.com/cnd3I.jpg
  157. 9:34 PM - Blizzy: 'Kay.
  158. 9:34 PM - Glans f again: omg 'kay is so annoying
  159. 9:34 PM - Glans f again: mj does it sometimes
  160. 9:34 PM - Glans f again: mostly when i like call him alex or say something about him lviing in montreal
  161. 9:35 PM - Blizzy: Somehow, using only four characters, it can show challenge or extreme annoyance via text only
  162. 9:35 PM - Glans f again: lololololol
  163. 9:35 PM - Glans f again: wow i miss selly and his IRC now http://i.imgur.com/HHCpX.png ;(
  164. 9:36 PM - Glans f again: rip in peace chat rpg ;(((
  165. 9:36 PM - Glans f again: omg that taskbar confused me so much
  166. 9:36 PM - Glans f again: then i realized it was seomeone else's screenshot
  167. 9:37 PM - Glans f again: likely slater's
  168. 9:37 PM - Glans f again: omggg that rpg was so good
  169. 9:37 PM - Glans f again: you could like send gold to each other aand shit
  170. 9:37 PM - Glans f again: and you could make gold by being prostitute but you could get mugged
  171. 9:38 PM - Glans f again: and you could buy shit
  172. 9:38 PM - Glans f again: but it never got expanded cuz irc died
  173. 9:38 PM - Glans f again: omggg screenshot of it http://i.imgur.com/CKVYZ.png
  174. 9:40 PM - Blizzy: not enough energy to sleep lul
  175. 9:40 PM - Glans f again: yeah that's what i originally thought the pic was for lol
  176. 9:40 PM - Glans f again: !heal kinda means sleep anwyay >_>
  177. 9:40 PM - Glans f again: lol
  178. 9:40 PM - Glans f again: why did i put a !
  179. 9:41 PM - Blizzy: gg
  180. 9:45 PM - Glans f again: lol can u read notes
  181. 9:46 PM - Blizzy: ?
  182. 9:46 PM - Glans f again: notes
  183. 9:46 PM - Glans f again: like music
  184. 9:46 PM - Glans f again: noes
  185. 9:46 PM - Glans f again: fuck
  186. 9:46 PM - Glans f again: notes
  187. 9:46 PM - Glans f again: oh noes a typo!
  188. 9:47 PM - Glans f again: omg greg and alison kissing http://i.imgur.com/KpWnv.png
  189. 9:48 PM - Blizzy: Gerg 2 tall
  190. 9:48 PM - Glans f again: can u read musical notes
  191. 9:49 PM - Blizzy: Also: I could a long time ago but it kinda stopped being relevant in any way
  192. 9:49 PM - Blizzy: my mind absorbed hw2sikuosuer instead
  193. 9:50 PM - Glans f again: rip
  194. 9:50 PM - Glans f again: i was gonna ask if u can guess what song this is http://i.imgur.com/KwS7T.png
  195. 9:51 PM - Blizzy: Well what is it lol
  196. 9:51 PM - Glans f again: pls
  197. 9:51 PM - Glans f again: ur a scrub
  198. 9:51 PM - Glans f again: vertex beta
  199. 9:51 PM - Blizzy: LOL
  200. 9:51 PM - Blizzy: pls
  201. 9:51 PM - Blizzy: omg
  202. 9:51 PM - Blizzy: I probably haven't played vertex beta since february
  203. 9:51 PM - Glans f again: riiip
  204. 9:52 PM - Blizzy: It's the least AAA-able 64 and fuck one hand trills so lul
  205. 9:52 PM - Glans f again: gg
  206. 9:56 PM - Glans f again: omg lol i totes forgot about so many shits that happened on kong
  207. 9:56 PM - Glans f again: "TheLurkerMan is a girl in real. She's pretending to be a boy. I know her in real. She was some girl who walked up to me and said "Hey, WEATLEY! Make a Kongregate account" So I did. :3 And that is the true story behind TheLurkerMan"
  208. 9:56 PM - Glans f again: omg lol
  209. 9:57 PM - Glans f again: and no one even noticed
  210. 9:57 PM - Glans f again: and the thread got locked and post removed looooool
  211. 9:57 PM - Blizzy: LOL
  212. 9:57 PM - Blizzy: gg
  213. 9:57 PM - Glans f again: i don't even remember why i called him wheatley
  214. 9:57 PM - Glans f again: he's like no resemblance at all to wheatley from portal 2
  215. 9:58 PM - Blizzy: gg
  216. 10:00 PM - Blizzy: I shouldn't like this song this much, why do I like this song this much
  217. 10:00 PM - Blizzy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_gE_FXTd3M
  218. 10:00 PM - Glans f again: ew fleshbulb
  219. 10:02 PM - Glans f again: can't listen to it righbt now rip
  220. 10:02 PM - Glans f again: wow http://i.imgur.com/vRpnY.png
  221. 10:03 PM - Blizzy: y not nabber
  222. 10:03 PM - Glans f again: cuz ppls here
  223. 10:03 PM - Blizzy: 5/5 pic
  224. 10:03 PM - Blizzy: LOL MASTERS OF GAMING
  225. 10:03 PM - Glans f again: loooool
  226. 10:03 PM - Blizzy: >IIDX/Stepmania
  227. 10:03 PM - Glans f again: i think that was nanlinr's vertex beta piano cover
  228. 10:04 PM - Blizzy: vertex beta piano cover omg lol
  229. 10:04 PM - Blizzy: is it good?
  230. 10:04 PM - Glans f again: yeah that was it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIe8OliFGXA
  231. 10:04 PM - Glans f again: and yeah it's good
  232. 10:04 PM - Glans f again: the recording quality, not rly
  233. 10:04 PM - Glans f again: but the dude is amaze
  234. 10:04 PM - Glans f again: there was a HQ version but it's gone rip
  235. 10:05 PM - Blizzy: rip
  236. 10:05 PM - Blizzy: Lol at dude in comments saying to play Death Piano
  237. 10:05 PM - Glans f again: gg
  238. 10:05 PM - Glans f again: that fake death piano cover was so hilarious omg lol
  239. 10:06 PM - Blizzy: YEAH IT'S THE BEST
  240. 10:06 PM - Blizzy: IT'S SO GOOD IT BECAME MY AVI
  241. 10:06 PM - Glans f again: loooooool
  242. 10:06 PM - Blizzy: oh shit
  243. 10:06 PM - Blizzy: do you have that pic
  244. 10:06 PM - Blizzy: I don't feel like searching lol
  245. 10:06 PM - Glans f again: 99% certain i do
  246. 10:06 PM - Blizzy: it should be called dabes
  247. 10:06 PM - Blizzy: if you saved it without changing name
  248. 10:06 PM - Glans f again: idk if i did that but 99% chance i got it in a pic of your profile or something
  249. 10:07 PM - Glans f again: cuz i have like so many screenshots just called profile X or X hours/minutes ago
  250. 10:07 PM - Glans f again: and i don't even know why
  251. 10:07 PM - Blizzy: lul
  252. 10:07 PM - Blizzy: also, wow this cover is actually good
  253. 10:07 PM - Blizzy: shame the hq ver is gone :(
  254. 10:07 PM - Glans f again: it was a different guy but still good
  255. 10:08 PM - Glans f again: i have the mp3 leeel
  256. 10:08 PM - Blizzy: gg
  257. 10:09 PM - Glans f again: at least i now know that vertex score was partially due to my keyboard :|
  258. 10:09 PM - Blizzy: This is uzz's favourite song
  259. 10:09 PM - Blizzy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHN5E2gIVtw
  260. 10:10 PM - Glans f again: really? ew
  261. 10:10 PM - Glans f again: oh
  262. 10:10 PM - Glans f again: omg ignore
  263. 10:10 PM - Glans f again: shhhhhhh
  264. 10:10 PM - Glans f again: i get it now ;_;
  265. 10:11 PM - Blizzy: Lul rip
  266. 10:11 PM - Blizzy: But yeah now that I'm listening to it it is actually pretty nubby
  267. 10:11 PM - Glans f again: ya
  268. 10:11 PM - Glans f again: alpha and beta are dabes
  269. 10:11 PM - Glans f again: the rest sux
  270. 10:15 PM - Blizzy: Alpha has some parts that are better than beta but overall I prefer beta rip
  271. 10:16 PM - Glans f again: same
  272. 10:24 PM - Blizzy: Rip prec won't answer me
  273. 10:24 PM - Blizzy: [10:20:13 PM] To Precarious: on a scale of wiggles to gandalf how full is your beard
  274. 10:24 PM - Glans f again: riiip
  275. 10:24 PM - Glans f again: he prolly missed it
  276. 10:24 PM - Glans f again: why were you asking
  277. 10:24 PM - Glans f again: lolll
  278. 10:24 PM - Blizzy: idk lol
  279. 10:25 PM - Glans f again: Precarious: I don't have a beard (reply)
  280. 10:37 PM - Glans f again: lol http://i.imgur.com/xcO86.png http://i.imgur.com/bg41K.png
  281. 10:37 PM - Glans f again: i still don't know who it was
  282. 10:38 PM - Blizzy: rofl
  283. 10:42 PM - Glans f again: surpreme
  284. 10:42 PM - Blizzy: DAMN FUCKEN RIGHT
  285. 10:42 PM - Glans f again: causis necrosis
  286. 10:42 PM - Blizzy: YOU BETCHA
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