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- >The rent is too damn high in Equestria.
- >You are omnivore anon.
- >Wake up in a cold sweat.
- >Lifting head from the foliage, you smell food
- >Damn that's some good food.
- >You scramble over to the bush next to sugarcube corner.
- >"Hey. Anon. Happy hearts and hooves day!"
- >Your nigger senses detect
- >FOOD!
- >And pink pony butt...
- >Using your prehensile tongue, you quickly lap up the cupcake
- >Your tongue not even brushing Pinkie's quivering lips once
- >leaving nothing but a satisfied anon
- >and a disappointed Pinkie.
- >"Anon, you're supposed to eat me. I even covered it with your favorite sprinkles."
- >Anon finishes.
- >"Wait." feeling her pony butt, "How did you even?"
- >All the sprinkles.
- >Run off into the sunset a satisfied nigger.
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- >Day holocaust in Equestria.
- >Wake up in a cold sweat.
- >Dreaming of magic carpet hitler, rounding all the black people to the camps.
- >Too poor to do more than one of the three 'S'.
- >Nop0ny likes onmivore anon.
- >But that's ok. Noone will hurt you again.
- >You are Pinkie Pie.
- >Anon looks so famished, and so lonely.
- >You remember your time on the rock farm. So alone. And no fun.
- >"That simply won't do" announced party pony.
- >Wait. You are party pony.
- >Pinkie Pie unleashes party for omnianon
- >You feel a kinship with omnianon.
- >No matter what hyjinks you do, anon takes it in stride
- >Anon is a demon with the harmonica. You compliment him, and ask him of his past
- >"How did you get so good, anon?"
- The nazis can take my harmonica, but they can't take away my music, Pinkie.
- >Anon remembers.
- world's_best_cry.youtube
- >You cry pinkie tears, and hug anon
- >You are again omnianon
- >Pinkie pie dresses herself with edible clothing.
- >You take a piece and unravel it, slurping it like spaghetti
- >"Oh, anon. Why don't you want to party again?"
- >Pink pony cries as you run away.
- >"Don't leave me." she whispers.
- >You run away, like the nigger you are
- >So Nop0ny will hurt you again.
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- >V-Day in Equestria.
- >Dreaming of the havoc caused with Hitler's magic.
- >Wake up, take a dump in bush.
- >Pinkie Pie appears out of thin air.
- >You hated, hated, despised that!
- Leave me alone, Pinkie.
- >"Silly anon. This is equestria. It's all magic."
- Get out. G-G-GET OUT.
- >"Anon, I'm sorry."
- OUT OF MY LIFE!
- >Pinkie pie is suddenly everywhere.
- >Pony butts everywhere in the bush.
- >Smothering you in pink.
- >"I won't. I love you too much 'nonny."
- >You use your nigger strength to break your way through.
- >Pink p0ne goes flying
- >"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
- >Pinkie gently places a cupcake on a snare trap.
- >You are like a black shark, smelling the baked good from a mile away.
- >You jump out of the bushes with a knife in hand.
- YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!
- >Pinkie jumps a bit in shock, and gets caught up in the noose.
- >You drop the knife, making sure that Pinkie can reach it if she stretched for a few minutes.
- >You run off with the cupcake, smiling that smile,
- >running off like only a satisfied Kenyan could.
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- >Day where there is no segregation in Equestria. [spoiler]Except for you, human![/spoiler]
- >All the ponies left you the fuck alone.
- >The better to scrounge for scraps.
- >You stalk the CMC, waiting patiently with a pointy stick.
- >The pizza box tied on your face was 'painted' in grease, ketchup, and mustard to make a makeshift tribal mask.
- >Nobody will know it was you.
- >Scootaloo in particular looked rather tasty.
- >Especially with some kentucky spices, and some loving with a deep fat fryer.
- >Licking your chops, your body coils, ready to spring.
- >"HELLO, ANON!"
- >Pinkie Pie screams in joy, squeezing your bony frame.
- "Damn, Pankie Pone. Scaring away my meal like that."
- >"But, 'Nonny. I've got a treat for you."
- >She gives you a pink cupcake and then slowly runs away.
- >Everyp0ny is slow according to you.
- >You make Usain Bolt look like some honky from Texas.
- [spoiler]>Not really, but no one has to know that.[/spoiler]
- >You take your tongue and lick off the frosting, leaving the cupcake bare.
- >It was then when you realized that the cupcake was in fact, also a portal to Pinkie Pie's ass.
- >"Oh, yes Anon! Yes! Tongue my anus!"
- >You try pulling your tongue out, but the cupcake stays firm
- >Pinkie's butt cheeks grab the meat and knead it closer to her cunt.
- >Aw shit. This is shit you can't run away from.
- >Pinkie raped your tongue with her pussy, and you drank every drop you nigger.
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