Softcore S CA day one

Welcome to Valhalla!
You have 31 banked Karma.
You gain 161 Karma
You gain 22 Karma
Your new Karma balance is 214

Softcore perm Abs of Tin for 100 Karma (initial balance = 214)
You spend 100 Karma

Buy astral six-pack for 1 Karma (initial balance = 114)
You spend 1 Karma

Buy astral shirt for 10 Karma (initial balance = 113)
You spend 10 Karma

Ascend as a Normal Male Sauceror under the Blender sign on a Class Act(Path 11) path, banking 103 Karma.

telescope look low

pull: 1 Clan VIP Lounge key

Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge


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Ascension #24:
Softcore Class Act Sauceror
Blender


Sauceror
 - Advanced Saucecrafting
 - Diminished Gag Reflex
 - Impetuous Sauciness
 - Salsaball
 - Sauce Contemplation
 - The Way of Sauce

Mr. Skills
 - Summon BRICKOs
 - Summon Clip Art
 - Summon Geeky Gifts
 - Summon Resolutions


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Visiting Doc Galaktik

main.php?refreshtop=true&noobmessage=true

pull: 1 Crown of Thrones

museum.php?floor=1&place=leaderboards&whichboard=15

pull: 1 Juju Mojo Mask

pull: 1 Greatest American Pants

pull: 1 plastic vampire fangs

pull: 1 Loathing Legion rollerblades

pull: 1 Camp Scout backpack

pull: 1 can of Rain-Doh

use 1 can of Rain-Doh
You acquire an item: empty Rain-Doh can
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh red wings
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh orange agent
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh yellow laser gun
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh green lantern
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh blue balls
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh indigo cup
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh violet bo
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh black box

pull: 1 ice sickle

pull: 1 Operation Patriot Shield
custom outfit Optimal SC

fold Loathing Legion rollerblades
You acquire an item: Loathing Legion necktie

equip hat Crown of Thrones

equip acc3 Loathing Legion necktie

pull: 1 facsimile dictionary

use 1 astral six-pack
You acquire astral pilsner (6)

use 1 Newbiesport™ tent

autosell: 1 facsimile dictionary
You gain 21,337 Meat

buy 1 Desert Bus pass for 5000 each from The General Store
You acquire an item: Desert Bus pass
You spent 5,000 Meat

buy 1 Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit for 1000 each from The General Store
You acquire an item: Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit
You spent 1,000 Meat

buy 1 hair spray for 24 each from The General Store
You acquire an item: hair spray
You spent 24 Meat

buy 1 hermit permit for 100 each from The General Store
You acquire an item: hermit permit
You spent 100 Meat

buy 25 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
You acquire chewing gum on a string (25)
You spent 1,250 Meat

use 25 chewing gum on a string
You acquire helmet turtle (2)
You acquire seal-skull helmet (2)
You acquire an item: stolen accordion
You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
You acquire an item: disco ball
You acquire pasta spoon (3)
You acquire turtle totem (2)
You acquire an item: disco mask
You acquire ravioli hat (3)
You acquire mariachi hat (3)
You acquire worthless trinket (3)
You acquire an item: seal-clubbing club
You acquire an item: Hollandaise helmet

trading 1 worthless item for 1 ten-leaf clover
You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover

Use 1 ten-leaf clover
You acquire an item: disassembled clover

gnomes.php?place=skills
You learned a new skill: Torso Awaregness

gnomes.php?place=machine
gnomes.php?action=changedial&whichlevel=10

use 1 Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit

equip shirt astral shirt

pull: 1 Snow Suit

ascensionhistory.php?back=other&who=2278200

familiar Angry Jung Man (1 lbs)

equip familiar Snow Suit

tutorial.php?action=toot
You acquire an item: letter from King Ralph XI

use 1 letter from King Ralph XI
You acquire an item: pork elf goodies sack
You acquire an item: disassembled clover

familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (1 lbs)

Harvesting your garden
You acquire peppermint sprout (3)

cast 1 Summon Geeky Gifts
You acquire classy monkey (3)
You acquire an item: magicberry tablets
You acquire an item: magicberry tablets
You acquire an item: Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag
You acquire an item: Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid

Visiting Doc Galaktik

Visiting Gorgonzola, the Chief Chef

[1] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: undead elbow macaroni
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 7 hit points

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Beaten Up
You gain 71 hit points

[2] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: fiendish can of asparagus
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: fiendish can of asparagus takes 24 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 14 hit points
Round 3: I <3 paste does a little dance on top of it, to the tune of 4 damage.
Round 3: fiendish can of asparagus takes 4 damage.
Round 3: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 4 Meat
After Battle: I <3 paste assumes the plié position and bends its calf-parts in and out a few times.
You acquire an item: stalk of asparagus
You gain 4 Strengthliness
You gain 15 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 5 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

[3] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: flame-broiled meat blob
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 casts WRATH OF THE TRICKSTER GOD!
Round 2: flame-broiled meat blob takes 5 damage.
Round 2: flame-broiled meat blob drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: flame-broiled meat blob drops 8 defense.
You lose 4 hit points
Round 2: Altair12 casts SALSABALL!
Round 3: flame-broiled meat blob takes 1 damage.
Round 3: flame-broiled meat blob takes 5 damage.
Round 3: flame-broiled meat blob drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: flame-broiled meat blob drops 9 defense.
Round 3: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 3: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 4: flame-broiled meat blob takes 10 damage.
Round 4: flame-broiled meat blob takes 5 damage.
Round 4: flame-broiled meat blob drops 10 attack power.
Round 4: flame-broiled meat blob drops 10 defense.
Round 4: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 14 hit points
Round 5: I <3 paste boots it, then re-boots it again, for a total of 5 damage.
Round 5: flame-broiled meat blob takes 5 damage.
Round 5: flame-broiled meat blob takes 5 damage.
Round 5: flame-broiled meat blob drops 10 attack power.
Round 5: flame-broiled meat blob drops 10 defense.
Round 5: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 17 Meat
After Battle: I <3 paste does a few high kicks. When you're a pair of boots with no legs, the sky's the limit for how high you can kick.
You acquire an item: meat paste
You gain 3 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 17 Mysteriousness
You gain some Mysticality points!
You gain a Level!
You gain 4 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

[4] Spooky Forest
Encounter: bar
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
Round 1: I <3 paste rubs its soles together, then stomps in place restlessly. Clearly, the violence it's done so far is only making it ache for some quality stomping.  (Use the "Release the Boots" skill to let it go nuts.)
You lose 8 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 casts RELEASE THE BOOTS!
Round 2: I <3 paste leaps up, feet flying, heels stomping, buckles jangling, and stomps your opponent into paste. Thank goodness there wasn't a mudhole nearby.
You acquire an item: beastly paste
Round 2: Altair12 wins the fight!
You acquire an item: bag of GORP

[5] Spooky Forest
Encounter: bar
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: bar takes 20 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 14 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: bar takes 10 damage.
You gain 5 hit points
You gain 5 Mana Points
Round 4: I <3 paste kicks it into next week, for a time-traveling 4 damage.
Round 4: bar takes 4 damage.
Round 4: Altair12 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: I <3 paste, the 2 lb. Pair of Stomping Boots
You gain 14 Meat
After Battle: I <3 paste does a little boot-scootin' boogie.
You gain 5 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 11 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 7 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!

[6] Spooky Forest
Encounter: spooky vampire
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 5 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: spooky vampire takes 11 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 14 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: spooky vampire takes 8 damage.
You gain 4 hit points
You gain 4 Mana Points
Round 4: I <3 paste boots him, then re-boots him again, for a total of 3 damage.
Round 4: spooky vampire takes 3 damage.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SALSABALL!
Round 6: spooky vampire takes 28 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 5 Meat
After Battle: I <3 paste assumes the plié position and bends its calf-parts in and out a few times.
You gain 4 Strongness
You gain 14 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain a Level!
You gain 6 Chutzpah

[7] Spooky Forest
Encounter: triffid
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 4 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: triffid takes 13 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 14 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: triffid takes 13 damage.
You gain 6 hit points
You gain 6 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: triffid takes 59 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: I <3 paste leaps up and clicks its heels together in midair.
You gain 5 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 10 Magicalness
You gain 9 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

[8] Spooky Forest
Encounter: wolfman
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: I <3 paste rubs its soles together, then stomps in place restlessly. Clearly, the violence it's done so far is only making it ache for some quality stomping.
Round 1: Altair12 casts RELEASE THE BOOTS!
Round 2: I <3 paste leaps up, feet flying, heels stomping, buckles jangling, and stomps your opponent into paste. Thank goodness there wasn't a mudhole nearby.
You acquire an item: gooey paste
Round 2: Altair12 wins the fight!

[9] Spooky Forest
Encounter: bar
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: bar takes 16 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: bar takes 13 damage.
You gain 6 hit points
You gain 6 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: bar takes 71 damage.
Round 6: I <3 paste gives it the boot for 6 damage.
Round 6: bar takes 6 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 14 Meat
After Battle: I <3 paste proves that it's made for dancing, not walking, with a little impromptu line dancing.
You gain 3 Strengthliness
You gain 13 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 8 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!

[10] Spooky Forest
Encounter: warwelf
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: warwelf takes 11 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: warwelf takes 15 damage.
You gain 7 hit points
You gain 7 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: warwelf takes 80 damage.
Round 6: I <3 paste gives him some pumped-up kicks for 4 damage. Looks like he didn't run fast enough.
Round 6: warwelf takes 4 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You acquire an item: water purification pills
Your familiar gains a pound: I <3 paste, the 3 lb. Pair of Stomping Boots
You gain 10 Meat
After Battle: I <3 paste forms a one-pair-of-boots chorus line.
You gain 4 Fortitude
You gain 16 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 4 Cheek
choice.php?forceoption=0

[11] Spooky Forest
Encounter: Arboreal Respite
Took choice 502/2: gain mosquito larva or spooky mushrooms, gain quest coin, get stats or fight a vampire
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=502&option=2
Encounter: Consciousness of a Stream
Took choice 505/1: gain mosquito larva then 3 spooky mushrooms
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=505&option=1
You acquire an item: mosquito larva
You gain 500 Meat

Visiting Bart Ender

[12] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: undead elbow macaroni
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 3 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: undead elbow macaroni takes 19 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 3: I <3 paste boots it, then re-boots it again, for a total of 4 damage.
Round 3: undead elbow macaroni takes 4 damage.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: undead elbow macaroni takes 3 damage.
You gain 1 hit point
You gain 1 Mana Point
Round 4: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 6 Meat
After Battle: I <3 paste tries to start a mosh pit, but ends up slam-dancing with itself.
You gain 5 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 13 Wizardliness
You gain 6 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!

[13] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: fiendish can of asparagus
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: fiendish can of asparagus takes 28 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 5 Meat
After Battle: I <3 paste does a little boot-scootin' boogie.
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
You acquire an item: asparagus knife
You gain 5 Muscleboundness
You gain 16 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 3 Roguishness
choice.php?forceoption=0

[14] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: A Sandwich Appears!
Took choice 544/1: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=544&option=1
You acquire an item: exorcised sandwich

Visiting Gorgonzola, the Chief Chef

Visiting Brie, the Trainer

guild.php?action=buyskill&skillid=3
guild.php?action=buyskill&skillid=14
You learned a new skill: Stream of Sauce
guild.php?action=buyskill&skillid=4
You learned a new skill: Saucy Salve
You learned a new skill: Expert Panhandling
choice.php?forceoption=0

[15] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: Oh No, Hobo
Took choice 115/3: mysticality, moxie, and meat
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=115&option=3
You gain 5 Meat
You gain 3 Mysteriousness
You gain 4 Roguishness

[16] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
Round 1: I <3 paste rubs its soles together, then stomps in place restlessly. Clearly, the violence it's done so far is only making it ache for some quality stomping.
You lose 2 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 casts RELEASE THE BOOTS!
Round 2: I <3 paste leaps up, feet flying, heels stomping, buckles jangling, and stomps your opponent into paste. Thank goodness there wasn't a mudhole nearby.
You acquire an item: goblin paste
Round 2: Altair12 wins the fight!

[17] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: knob goblin assistant chef takes 13 damage.
Round 2: I <3 paste leaps up and high-kicks  him for 4 damage.
Round 2: knob goblin assistant chef takes 4 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 3: I <3 paste kicks him into next week, for a time-traveling 7 damage.
Round 3: knob goblin assistant chef takes 7 damage.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: knob goblin assistant chef takes 2 damage.
You gain 1 hit point
You gain 1 Mana Point
Round 4: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 8 Meat
After Battle: I <3 paste proves that it's made for dancing, not walking, with a little impromptu line dancing.
You acquire an item: chef's hat
You gain 2 Muscleboundness
You gain 18 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 4 Cheek

[18] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: knob goblin barbecue team takes 15 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 3: I <3 paste attempts to kickstart it. It doesn't get fully funded, but does do 7 damage.
Round 3: knob goblin barbecue team takes 7 damage.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: knob goblin barbecue team takes 5 damage.
You gain 2 hit points
You gain 2 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 12 Meat
After Battle: I <3 paste tries to start a mosh pit, but ends up slam-dancing with itself.
You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin tongs
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin pants
You gain 5 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 14 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain a Level!
You gain 5 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!

[19] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: sub-assistant knob mad scientist takes 14 damage.
Round 2: I <3 paste pulls him into an impromptu mosh pit, stomping him for 5 damage.
Round 2: sub-assistant knob mad scientist takes 5 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: sub-assistant knob mad scientist takes 7 damage.
You gain 3 hit points
You gain 3 Mana Points
Round 4: I <3 paste leaps up and high-kicks  him for 7 damage.
Round 4: sub-assistant knob mad scientist takes 7 damage.
Round 4: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 6 Meat
After Battle: I <3 paste does a little boot-scootin' boogie.
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
You gain 5 Beefiness
You gain 15 Mysteriousness
You gain 3 Cheek

Use 1 disassembled clover
You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover

Use 1 disassembled clover
You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover

[20] Guano Junction
Encounter: How I Wonder What You're At
You lose 5 hit points
You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit

use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit

use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit

[21] Guano Junction
Encounter: How I Wonder What You're At
You lose 5 hit points
You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit

use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit

gnomes.php?action=changedial&whichlevel=8

[22] Boss Bat's Lair
Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat takes 15 damage.
Round 2: I <3 paste kicks out the jams, and by that I mean kicks him for 5 damage.
Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat takes 5 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 3: I <3 paste does a little dance on top of him, to the tune of 4 damage.
Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat takes 4 damage.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 17 damage.
You gain 8 hit points
You gain 8 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: I <3 paste pulls him into an impromptu mosh pit, stomping him for 8 damage.
Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat takes 8 damage.
Round 5: Altair12 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: I <3 paste, the 4 lb. Pair of Stomping Boots
You gain 298 Meat
After Battle: I <3 paste assumes the plié position and bends its calf-parts in and out a few times.
You gain 8 Strengthliness
You gain 11 Mysteriousness
You gain 9 Smarm

enthrone El Vibrato Megadrone (1 lbs)

[23] Boss Bat's Lair
Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat takes 18 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 2: I <3 paste boots him, then re-boots him again, for a total of 7 damage.
Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat takes 7 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 3: I <3 paste makes sure kicks aren't getting harder to find by kicking him for 4 damage.
Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat takes 4 damage.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 15 damage.
You gain 7 hit points
You gain 7 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 5: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 6: Altair12 attacks!
Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat takes 71 damage.
Round 7: Altair12 wins the fight!
You acquire an item: Camp Scout pup tent
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 305 Meat
After Battle: I <3 paste does a few high kicks. When you're a pair of boots with no legs, the sky's the limit for how high you can kick.
You gain 9 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 19 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 4 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!

familiar Angry Jung Man (21 lbs)
unequip familiarequip

[24] Boss Bat's Lair
Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 18 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat takes 10 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 17 damage.
You gain 8 hit points
You gain 8 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 5: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 6: Altair12 attacks!
Round 7: beefy bodyguard bat takes 74 damage.
Round 7: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg looks for some extra items and meat, claiming it's his fee for the psychoanalysis he did of the monster while you were fighting.
You gain 329 Meat
You gain 6 Strengthliness
You gain 19 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 6 Sarcasm

[25] Boss Bat's Lair
Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 19 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat takes 17 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 15 damage.
You gain 7 hit points
You gain 7 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 50 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "winking and dancing are primal, universal symbols for acquiring meat and items, respectively."
You gain 304 Meat
You gain 8 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 16 Magicalness
You gain 8 Cheek

[26] Boss Bat's Lair
Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat takes 20 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 16 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 18 damage.
You gain 9 hit points
You gain 9 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 65 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "this creature clearly has an unhealthy obsession with material things."
You gain 354 Meat
You gain 10 Fortitude
You gain 14 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 8 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

[27] Boss Bat's Lair
Encounter: The Boss Bat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 23 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: boss bat takes 15 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 16 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: boss bat takes 15 damage.
You gain 7 hit points
You gain 7 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: boss bat takes 80 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Gorg, the 2 lb. Angry Jung Man
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
You acquire an item: dense meat stack
You acquire an item: Boss Bat bandana
You acquire an item: Boss Bat bling
You gain 7 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 17 Magicalness
You gain 9 Chutzpah
You acquire an item: batskin belt

gnomes.php?place=machine
gnomes.php?action=changedial&whichlevel=10

familiar Artistic Goth Kid (1 lbs)

Visiting Brie, the Trainer

guild.php?action=buyskill&skillid=7
You learned a new skill: Elemental Saucesphere

cast 3 Advanced Saucecrafting
You acquire scrumptious reagent (3)

cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
You acquire an item: scrumptious reagent

cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
You acquire an item: scrumptious reagent

[28] Muscle Vacation
Encounter: Man Down at the Hoedown
You gain 11 Fortitude

[31] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 6 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: knob goblin assistant chef takes 16 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 16 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: knob goblin assistant chef takes 17 damage.
You gain 8 hit points
You gain 8 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: knob goblin assistant chef takes 77 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 8 Meat
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin tongs
You acquire an item: chef's hat
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent tripping down an endless flight of stairs. The drawing comes to life, and you both grin as you watch the action for a while.
You gain 3 Muscleboundness
You gain 17 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 7 Roguishness

[32] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 6 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: knob goblin barbecue team takes 15 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 16 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: knob goblin barbecue team takes 17 damage.
You gain 8 hit points
You gain 8 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: knob goblin barbecue team takes 78 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 13 Meat
You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent standing next to a banana peel. The drawing comes to life and the monster falls over. Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife smiles a schadenfreude-y smile at the sight.
You gain 4 Fortitude
You gain 18 Mysteriousness
You gain 5 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!

[33] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Black Crayon Goblin
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: black crayon goblin takes 15 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 16 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: black crayon goblin takes 21 damage.
You gain 10 hit points
You gain 10 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: black crayon goblin takes 80 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You acquire an item: crayon shavings
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent, but with a goofy hat and sunglasses on. It comes to life and starts giving everyone high-fives, making Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife crack a rare genuine smile.
You gain 8 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 22 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 4 Roguishness
choice.php?forceoption=0

[33] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: When Rocks Attack
Took choice 118/2: skip adventure
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=118&option=2
choice.php?forceoption=0

[33] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Malice in Chains
Took choice 111/2: muscle substats
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=111&option=2
You gain 8 Beefiness

[34] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Black Crayon Goblin
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: black crayon goblin takes 11 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 16 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: black crayon goblin takes 20 damage.
You gain 10 hit points
You gain 10 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: black crayon goblin takes 74 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife, the 2 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You acquire an item: crayon shavings
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent tripping down an endless flight of stairs. The drawing comes to life, and you both grin as you watch the action for a while.
You gain 4 Strongness
You gain 19 Magicalness
You gain 11 Sarcasm

[34] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 5 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: knob goblin barbecue team takes 12 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 16 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: knob goblin barbecue team takes 23 damage.
You gain 11 hit points
You gain 11 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: knob goblin barbecue team takes 81 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 12 Meat
You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin tongs
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a big fake smile on your defeated opponent's face.
You gain 2 Strengthliness
You gain 17 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 8 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!

[35] Outskirts of The Knob
Encounter: Code Red
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin encryption key

familiar Angry Jung Man (2 lbs)
choice.php?forceoption=0

[36] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: The Baker's Dilemma
Took choice 114/2: reject quest
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=114&option=2

[36] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: possessed can of tomatoes
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 5 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: possessed can of tomatoes takes 13 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 16 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: possessed can of tomatoes takes 20 damage.
You gain 10 hit points
You gain 10 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: possessed can of tomatoes takes 62 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You acquire an item: CSA fire-starting kit
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "winking of the eyelids and dancing are both indicative of a repressed desire--a desire for material gain."
You gain 2 Meat
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
You gain 5 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 15 Wizardliness
You gain 6 Sarcasm

[37] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: The Manor in Which You're Accustomed

[38] Haunted Billiards Room
Encounter: That's your cue
You acquire an item: pool cue

[39] Haunted Billiards Room
Encounter: chalkdust wraith
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 14 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
Round 2: chalkdust wraith takes 27 damage.
You acquire an effect: Frozen Hands (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 15 Mana Points.
You lose 14 hit points
Round 2: Altair12 casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
Round 3: chalkdust wraith takes 26 damage.
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
You acquire an item: handful of hand chalk
You gain 8 Strongness
You gain 17 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain a Level!
You gain 6 Smarm
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob map

use 1 Cobb's Knob map

Visiting Brie, the Trainer

cast 1 Summon Clip Art
You acquire an item: bucket of wine

cast 1 Summon Clip Art
You acquire an item: box of Familiar Jacks

cast 1 Summon Clip Art
You acquire an item: crystal skull

telescope look

telescope look low

buy 1 fortune cookie for 40 each from The General Store
You acquire an item: fortune cookie
You spent 40 Meat

eat 1 fortune cookie
You gain 1 Adventure
You gain 1 Fullness
Lucky numbers: 38, 26, 144

use 1 handful of hand chalk
You acquire an effect: Chalky Hand (duration: 5 Adventures)

[40] Haunted Billiards Room
Encounter: pooltergeist
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 13 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: pooltergeist takes 17 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 16 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: pooltergeist takes 25 damage.
You gain 12 hit points
You gain 12 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: pooltergeist takes 75 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession."
You gain 2 Muscleboundness
You gain 18 Wizardliness
You gain 11 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!

[41] Haunted Billiards Room
Encounter: pooltergeist
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 13 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: pooltergeist takes 20 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 16 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: pooltergeist takes 27 damage.
You gain 13 hit points
You gain 13 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: pooltergeist takes 81 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
You gain 8 Strongness
You gain 16 Enchantedness
You gain 6 Sarcasm

use 1 gooey paste
You gain 7 Adventures
You gain 22 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 22 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 19 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

use 1 beastly paste
You gain 9 Adventures
You gain 22 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 22 Mysteriousness
You gain 21 Sarcasm
You acquire an effect: Beastly Flavor (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 goblin paste
You gain 5 Adventures
You gain 20 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 22 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 20 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
You acquire an effect: Gobliny Flavor (duration: 10 Adventures)

[42] Haunted Billiards Room
Encounter: pooltergeist
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: pooltergeist takes 11 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 17 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: pooltergeist takes 22 damage.
You gain 11 hit points
You gain 11 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: pooltergeist takes 54 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Gorg, the 3 lb. Angry Jung Man
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe.
You acquire an item: 1-ball
You gain 7 Beefiness
You gain 15 Wizardliness
You gain 9 Smarm
choice.php?forceoption=0

[43] Haunted Billiards Room
Encounter: Minnesota Incorporeals
Took choice 77/2: other options
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=77&option=2
Encounter: Broken
Took choice 78/1: other options
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=78&option=1
Encounter: A Hustle Here, a Hustle There
Took choice 79/1: Spookyraven library key
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=79&option=1
You acquire an item: Spookyraven library key

[44] Haunted Library
Encounter: banshee librarian
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: banshee librarian takes 13 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 17 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: banshee librarian takes 31 damage.
You gain 15 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: banshee librarian takes 76 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
You gain 8 Strengthliness
You gain 27 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 6 Cheek

[45] Haunted Library
Encounter: banshee librarian
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: banshee librarian takes 11 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 17 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: banshee librarian takes 27 damage.
You gain 13 hit points
You gain 13 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: banshee librarian takes 84 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
You gain 11 Strengthliness
You gain 24 Wizardliness
You gain 6 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

[46] Haunted Library
Encounter: bookbat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 29 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: bookbat takes 12 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 17 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: bookbat takes 21 damage.
You gain 10 hit points
You gain 10 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: bookbat takes 71 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession."
You gain 6 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 24 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 9 Roguishness

[47] Haunted Library
Encounter: bookbat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 29 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: bookbat takes 18 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 17 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: bookbat takes 26 damage.
You gain 13 hit points
You gain 13 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: bookbat takes 65 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe.
You gain 7 Strongness
You gain 20 Mysteriousness
You gain 12 Chutzpah

[48] Haunted Library
Encounter: writing desk
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 29 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: writing desk takes 12 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 17 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: writing desk takes 29 damage.
You gain 14 hit points
You gain 14 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: writing desk takes 71 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
You gain 8 Muscleboundness
You gain 21 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 10 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!

[49] Haunted Library
Encounter: writing desk
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 28 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: writing desk takes 15 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 17 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: writing desk takes 25 damage.
You gain 12 hit points
You gain 12 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: writing desk takes 50 damage.
You lose 28 hit points
Round 6: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 6: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 7: Altair12 attacks!
Round 8: writing desk takes 10 damage.
Round 8: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe.
You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
You acquire an item: inkwell
You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
You gain 3 Muscleboundness
You gain 24 Enchantedness
You gain 13 Roguishness

[50] Haunted Library
Encounter: bookbat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 27 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: bookbat takes 11 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 17 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: bookbat takes 18 damage.
You gain 9 hit points
You gain 9 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: bookbat takes 80 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You acquire an item: CSA scoutmaster's "water"
Your familiar gains a pound: Gorg, the 4 lb. Angry Jung Man
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe.
You gain 3 Fortitude
You gain 20 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 15 Cheek

[51] Haunted Library
Encounter: banshee librarian
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: banshee librarian takes 15 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 17 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: banshee librarian takes 26 damage.
You gain 13 hit points
You gain 13 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: banshee librarian takes 57 damage.
You lose 32 hit points
Round 6: Altair12 attacks!
Round 7: banshee librarian takes 7 damage.
Round 7: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
You gain 9 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 22 Magicalness
You gain 9 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!

[52] Haunted Library
Encounter: bookbat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 30 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: bookbat takes 11 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 18 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: bookbat takes 24 damage.
You gain 12 hit points
You gain 12 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: bookbat takes 65 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession."
You gain 6 Strengthliness
You gain 16 Wizardliness
You gain 16 Chutzpah

[53] Haunted Library
Encounter: writing desk
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 31 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: writing desk takes 12 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 18 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: writing desk takes 21 damage.
You gain 10 hit points
You gain 10 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: writing desk takes 74 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession."
You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
You gain 7 Beefiness
You gain 22 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 10 Chutzpah

[54] Haunted Library
Encounter: banshee librarian
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: banshee librarian takes 18 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 18 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: banshee librarian takes 31 damage.
You gain 15 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: banshee librarian takes 66 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
You gain 10 Fortitude
You gain 28 Enchantedness
You gain 4 Smarm

[55] Haunted Library
Encounter: bookbat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 29 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: bookbat takes 19 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 18 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: bookbat takes 26 damage.
You gain 13 hit points
You gain 13 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: bookbat takes 74 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
You gain 7 Strongness
You gain 24 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 8 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!

[56] Haunted Library
Encounter: banshee librarian
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: banshee librarian takes 10 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 18 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: banshee librarian takes 26 damage.
You gain 13 hit points
You gain 13 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: banshee librarian takes 57 damage.
You lose 32 hit points
Round 6: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 6: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 7: Altair12 attacks!
Round 8: banshee librarian takes 9 damage.
You lose 32 hit points
Round 8: Altair12 attacks!
Round 9: banshee librarian takes 7 damage.
Round 9: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
You gain 10 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 26 Mysteriousness
You gain 5 Cheek

[57] Haunted Library
Encounter: bookbat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 29 hit points

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Beaten Up
You gain 92 hit points

[58] Haunted Library
Encounter: writing desk
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: writing desk takes 12 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 18 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: writing desk takes 29 damage.
You gain 14 hit points
You gain 14 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: writing desk takes 56 damage.
You lose 31 hit points
Round 6: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 6: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 7: Altair12 attacks!
Round 8: writing desk takes 5 damage.
Round 8: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
You acquire an item: inkwell
You gain 10 Fortitude
You gain 18 Magicalness
You gain 11 Roguishness

[59] Haunted Library
Encounter: writing desk
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: writing desk takes 11 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 18 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: writing desk takes 24 damage.
You gain 12 hit points
You gain 12 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: writing desk takes 77 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
You gain 8 Fortitude
You gain 20 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain a Level!
You gain 11 Chutzpah

pull: 1 milk of magnesium

pull: 3 star key lime pie

use 1 milk of magnesium
You acquire an effect: Got Milk (duration: 20 Adventures)

eat 3 star key lime pie
You gain 18 Adventures
You gain 20 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 24 Enchantedness
You gain 24 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!
You acquire star (2)
You acquire line (2)
You gain 4 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk
You gain 19 Adventures
You gain 20 Strongness
You gain 24 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 25 Chutzpah
You acquire star (2)
You acquire line (3)
You gain 4 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk
You gain 20 Adventures
You gain 23 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 22 Mysteriousness
You gain 25 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
You acquire star (2)
You acquire line (4)
You gain 4 Fullness
You lose some of an effect: Got Milk

familiar Obtuse Angel (1 lbs)

use 1 box of Familiar Jacks
You acquire an item: quake of arrows

equip familiar quake of arrows

familiar Angry Jung Man (4 lbs)

[60] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 20 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: p imp takes 16 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: p imp takes 34 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: p imp takes 81 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Gorg, the 5 lb. Angry Jung Man
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "winking of the eyelids and dancing are both indicative of a repressed desire--a desire for material gain."
You gain 50 Meat
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You gain 10 Muscleboundness
You gain 24 Magicalness
You gain 4 Roguishness

[61] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: p imp takes 19 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: p imp takes 29 damage.
You gain 14 hit points
You gain 14 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: p imp takes 75 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg looks for some extra items and meat, claiming it's his fee for the psychoanalysis he did of the monster while you were fighting.
You gain 45 Meat
You acquire an item: hot wing
You gain 8 Beefiness
You gain 21 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 7 Sarcasm

[62] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: How Do We Do It? Quaint and Curious Volume!
You gain 250 Meat

[63] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 21 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: p imp takes 15 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: p imp takes 29 damage.
You gain 14 hit points
You gain 14 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: p imp takes 66 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "this creature clearly has an unhealthy obsession with material things."
You gain 52 Meat
You gain 7 Strengthliness
You gain 22 Magicalness
You gain 8 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!

[64] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: W imp
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 18 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: w imp takes 10 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: w imp takes 26 damage.
You gain 13 hit points
You gain 13 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: w imp takes 60 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "winking and dancing are primal, universal symbols for acquiring meat and items, respectively."
You gain 51 Meat
You gain 5 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 25 Wizardliness
You gain 7 Cheek

[65] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: Hellion
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 28 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: hellion takes 16 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: hellion takes 33 damage.
You gain 16 hit points
You gain 16 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: hellion takes 54 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
You gain 8 Muscleboundness
You gain 26 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 7 Sarcasm

[66] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 18 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: p imp takes 10 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: p imp takes 25 damage.
You gain 12 hit points
You gain 12 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: p imp takes 54 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You acquire an item: bag of GORF
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg looks for some extra items and meat, claiming it's his fee for the psychoanalysis he did of the monster while you were fighting.
You gain 50 Meat
After Battle: Gorg looks at you, raises an eyebrow, and says "Wait.  Why am I doing all the work?  Take this, and try to pick up some of the slack, would you?"
You acquire an item: psychoanalytic jar
You gain 6 Strengthliness
You gain 21 Enchantedness
You gain 9 Roguishness

[67] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 19 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: p imp takes 19 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: p imp takes 27 damage.
You gain 13 hit points
You gain 13 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: p imp takes 57 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "this creature clearly has an unhealthy obsession with material things."
You gain 47 Meat
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You gain 7 Fortitude
You gain 20 Wizardliness
You gain 9 Sarcasm

familiar Artistic Goth Kid (2 lbs)

[68] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: Black Crayon Goblin
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: black crayon goblin takes 17 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: black crayon goblin takes 31 damage.
You gain 15 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: black crayon goblin takes 77 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You acquire an item: crayon shavings
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent standing next to a banana peel. The drawing comes to life and the monster falls over. Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife smiles a schadenfreude-y smile at the sight.
You gain 6 Strengthliness
You gain 27 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 6 Sarcasm

[68] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 19 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: p imp takes 13 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: p imp takes 30 damage.
You gain 15 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: p imp takes 81 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 34 Meat
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws an adorable chibi version of your opponent. It comes to life and does an adorable little dance, which makes both of you smile.
You gain 8 Muscleboundness
You gain 17 Magicalness
You gain 12 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!

[69] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: Strike One!
You acquire an item: imp unity ring

[70] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 18 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: p imp takes 19 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: p imp takes 30 damage.
You gain 15 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: p imp takes 54 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 36 Meat
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent, but with a goofy hat and sunglasses on. It comes to life and starts giving everyone high-fives, making Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife crack a rare genuine smile.
You gain 9 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 22 Mysteriousness
You gain 7 Chutzpah

[71] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: Hellion
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 26 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: hellion takes 12 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: hellion takes 34 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: hellion takes 72 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife, the 3 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a big fake smile on your defeated opponent's face.
You gain 11 Fortitude
You gain 21 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 8 Smarm

[72] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: Black Crayon Demon
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: black crayon demon takes 17 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: black crayon demon takes 28 damage.
You gain 14 hit points
You gain 14 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: black crayon demon takes 74 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You acquire an item: crayon shavings
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent standing next to a banana peel. The drawing comes to life and the monster falls over. Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife smiles a schadenfreude-y smile at the sight.
You gain 10 Strengthliness
You gain 19 Magicalness
You gain 9 Smarm

[72] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: W imp
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: w imp takes 14 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: w imp takes 29 damage.
You gain 14 hit points
You gain 14 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: w imp takes 60 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 28 Meat
You acquire an item: ruby W
You acquire an item: wussiness potion
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent tripping down an endless flight of stairs. The drawing comes to life, and you both grin as you watch the action for a while.
You gain 8 Strengthliness
You gain 27 Magicalness
You gain 4 Chutzpah

[73] Dark Neck of the Woods
Encounter: Dodecahedrariffic!
You acquire an item: dodecagram

familiar Obtuse Angel (1 lbs)

enthrone none

Visiting Fax Machine in clan VIP lounge

fax receive
You acquire an item: photocopied monster

use 1 photocopied monster

[74] photocopied monster
Encounter: smut orc pervert
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 44 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 casts FIRE A BADLY ROMANTIC ARROW!
Round 2: Seraph fires a badly romantic arrow at your opponent. He roars an angry "RAAAH! RAAAH!" but it quickly turns into an "OOO LA LA!" He gazes at you, too stunned by your beauty to attack this round.
Round 2: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 3: smut orc pervert takes 30 damage.
Round 3: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 4: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 5: smut orc pervert takes 30 damage.
You gain 15 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 5: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 6: Altair12 attacks!
Round 7: smut orc pervert takes 65 damage.
Round 7: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Seraph dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: smut orc keepsake box
You gain 10 Beefiness
You gain 22 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 12 Cheek

familiar Artistic Goth Kid (3 lbs)

[75] Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 17 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: g imp takes 18 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: g imp takes 35 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: g imp takes 60 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 34 Meat
You acquire an item: hot wing
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent morbidly obese with buck teeth and acne. It comes to life and starts crying, which makes Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife smile a wicked smile.
You gain 5 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 20 Wizardliness
You gain 10 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

[76] Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: Black Crayon Demon
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: black crayon demon takes 12 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: black crayon demon takes 25 damage.
You gain 12 hit points
You gain 12 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: black crayon demon takes 65 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You acquire an item: crayon shavings
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent in full goth regalia, including a black lace-trimmed parasol. When the drawing comes to life, it looks so ridiculous Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife can't help but smile.
You gain 8 Strengthliness
You gain 24 Wizardliness
You gain 6 Roguishness

[76] Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: g imp takes 20 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: g imp takes 31 damage.
You gain 15 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: g imp takes 63 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 38 Meat
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent, but with a goofy hat and sunglasses on. It comes to life and starts giving everyone high-fives, making Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife crack a rare genuine smile.
You gain 7 Strongness
You gain 20 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 9 Chutzpah
choice.php?forceoption=0

[77] Cobb's Knob Barracks
Encounter: Welcome to the Footlocker
Took choice 522/2: skip adventure
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=522&option=2

[77] Cobb's Knob Barracks
Encounter: Cobb's Knob lab key
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob lab key

[77] Cobb's Knob Barracks
Encounter: swarm of Knob lice
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 4 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: swarm of knob lice takes 18 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: swarm of knob lice takes 12 damage.
You gain 6 hit points
You gain 6 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: swarm of knob lice takes 44 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponents in full goth regalia, including a black lace-trimmed parasol. When the drawing comes to life, it looks so ridiculous Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife can't help but smile.
You gain 3 Muscleboundness
You gain 20 Enchantedness
You gain 9 Smarm

[78] Cobb's Knob Barracks
Encounter: Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: knob goblin elite guard captain takes 20 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: knob goblin elite guard captain takes 17 damage.
You gain 8 hit points
You gain 8 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: knob goblin elite guard captain takes 50 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife, the 4 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
You gain 328 Meat
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite helm
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite pants
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite polearm
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent, but with a goofy hat and sunglasses on. It comes to life and starts giving everyone high-fives, making Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife crack a rare genuine smile.
You gain 17 Muscleboundness
You gain 33 Enchantedness
You gain 14 Cheek
outfit Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform

[79] Cobb's Knob Kitchens
Encounter: The Cake Boss
You acquire an item: Knob cake pan

[80] Cobb's Knob Kitchens
Encounter: Batter Up!
You acquire an item: Knob batter

[81] Cobb's Knob Kitchens
Encounter: Jacking Frosting
You acquire an item: Knob frosting

[83] Cook 1 unfrosted Knob cake + 1 Knob frosting
You acquire an item: unfrosted Knob cake
Crafting used 1 each of Knob cake pan and Knob batter

buy 1 Dramatic™ range for 1000 each from The General Store
You acquire an item: Dramatic™ range
You spent 1,000 Meat

use 1 Dramatic™ range

[83] Cook 1 unfrosted Knob cake + 1 Knob frosting
You acquire an item: Knob cake
Crafting used 1 each of Knob frosting and unfrosted Knob cake

[83] Cobb's Knob Barracks
Encounter: It's Time to Play...  Password!

cobbsknob.php?action=tolabs
cobbsknob.php?action=dispensary

cobbsknob.php?level=2
cobbsknob.php?level=1
gnomes.php?action=changedial&whichlevel=3

[84] Throne Room
Encounter: The Knob Goblin King
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 13 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: knob goblin king takes 11 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 17 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: knob goblin king takes 33 damage.
You gain 16 hit points
You gain 16 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 attacks!
Round 5: knob goblin king takes 27 damage.
Round 5: Altair12 wins the fight!
You acquire an item: dense meat stack (2)
You acquire an item: Glass Balls of the Goblin King
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent standing next to a banana peel. The drawing comes to life and the monster falls over. Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife smiles a schadenfreude-y smile at the sight.
You gain 24 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 50 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 12 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

gnomes.php?place=machine
gnomes.php?action=changedial&whichlevel=10

[85] Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: Fallen Archfiend
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 12 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: fallen archfiend takes 20 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 17 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: fallen archfiend takes 34 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 4: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: fallen archfiend takes 32 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You acquire an item: CSA obedience grenade
You gain 53 Meat
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent morbidly obese with buck teeth and acne. It comes to life and starts crying, which makes Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife smile a wicked smile.
You gain 6 Fortitude
You gain 22 Enchantedness
You gain 3 Roguishness

equip hat Crown of Thrones

equip weapon ice sickle

equip off-hand Operation Patriot Shield

equip pants Greatest American Pants

[86] Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: Moon Over the Dark Heart
You acquire an item: hot plate

[87] Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: p imp takes 15 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: p imp takes 37 damage.
You gain 18 hit points
You gain 18 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: p imp takes 72 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 27 Meat
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent morbidly obese with buck teeth and acne. It comes to life and starts crying, which makes Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife smile a wicked smile.
You gain 8 Fortitude
You gain 18 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 10 Sarcasm

[88] Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: Running the Lode
You gain 350 Meat

[89] Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 12 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: p imp takes 11 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: p imp takes 29 damage.
You gain 14 hit points
You gain 14 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: p imp takes 54 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 28 Meat
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent, but with a goofy hat and sunglasses on. It comes to life and starts giving everyone high-fives, making Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife crack a rare genuine smile.
You gain 10 Strengthliness
You gain 19 Magicalness
You gain 7 Smarm

[90] Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: Fallen Archfiend
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 18 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: fallen archfiend takes 12 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: fallen archfiend takes 31 damage.
You gain 15 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: fallen archfiend takes 63 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 41 Meat
You acquire an item: infernal insoles
You acquire an item: demon skin
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a big fake smile onto his face, and says, "why so serious?" from behind it.
You gain 11 Beefiness
You gain 21 Mysteriousness
You gain 6 Sarcasm

[91] Dark Heart of the Woods
Encounter: Imp Be Nimble, Imp Be Quick
You acquire an item: box of birthday candles

[92] Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Demoninja
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 17 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: demoninja takes 14 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: demoninja takes 31 damage.
You gain 15 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: demoninja takes 60 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 53 Meat
You acquire an item: hot katana blade
You acquire an item: demon skin
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent, but with a goofy hat and sunglasses on. It comes to life and starts giving everyone high-fives, making Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife crack a rare genuine smile.
You gain 5 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 22 Magicalness
You gain 11 Chutzpah

[93] Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: L imp
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 13 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: l imp takes 20 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: l imp takes 34 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: l imp takes 69 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 33 Meat
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent morbidly obese with buck teeth and acne. It comes to life and starts crying, which makes Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife smile a wicked smile.
You gain 9 Beefiness
You gain 22 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 5 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

[94] Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 13 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: g imp takes 20 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: g imp takes 32 damage.
You gain 16 hit points
You gain 16 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: g imp takes 75 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 38 Meat
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent standing next to a banana peel. The drawing comes to life and the monster falls over. Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife smiles a schadenfreude-y smile at the sight.
You gain 4 Strengthliness
You gain 25 Enchantedness
You gain 9 Sarcasm

[95] Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Black Crayon Demon
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: black crayon demon takes 12 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: black crayon demon takes 28 damage.
You gain 14 hit points
You gain 14 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: black crayon demon takes 53 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife, the 5 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
You acquire an item: crayon shavings
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws an adorable chibi version of your opponent. It comes to life and does an adorable little dance, which makes both of you smile.
You gain 11 Strongness
You gain 17 Magicalness
You gain 10 Roguishness

[95] Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Demoninja
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 15 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: demoninja takes 18 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: demoninja takes 27 damage.
You gain 13 hit points
You gain 13 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: demoninja takes 66 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 59 Meat
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent morbidly obese with buck teeth and acne. It comes to life and starts crying, which makes Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife smile a wicked smile.
You gain 2 Muscleboundness
You gain 24 Wizardliness
You gain 13 Cheek

[96] Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Deep Imp Act
You acquire Imp Ale (3)

[97] Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 14 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: g imp takes 11 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: g imp takes 32 damage.
You gain 16 hit points
You gain 16 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: g imp takes 72 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 36 Meat
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent morbidly obese with buck teeth and acne. It comes to life and starts crying, which makes Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife smile a wicked smile.
You gain 5 Beefiness
You gain 22 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain a Level!
You gain 9 Smarm

[98] Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 15 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: g imp takes 18 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: g imp takes 34 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: g imp takes 75 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 30 Meat
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent tripping down an endless flight of stairs. The drawing comes to life, and you both grin as you watch the action for a while.
You gain 5 Strongness
You gain 21 Mysteriousness
You gain 11 Roguishness

[99] Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: smut orc pervert
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: smut orc pervert takes 30 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: smut orc pervert takes 41 damage.
You gain 20 hit points
You gain 20 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: smut orc pervert takes 77 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You acquire an item: smut orc keepsake box
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent, but with a goofy hat and sunglasses on. It comes to life and starts giving everyone high-fives, making Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife crack a rare genuine smile.
You gain 6 Fortitude
You gain 36 Enchantedness
You gain 7 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

[100] Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Demoninja
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 14 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: demoninja takes 20 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: demoninja takes 33 damage.
You gain 16 hit points
You gain 16 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: demoninja takes 81 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 53 Meat
You acquire an item: fraudwort
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent, but with a goofy hat and sunglasses on. It comes to life and starts giving everyone high-fives, making Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife crack a rare genuine smile.
You gain 12 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 20 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 5 Chutzpah

[101] Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Imp Art, Some Wisdom
You gain 10 Beefiness
You gain 11 Enchantedness
You gain 10 Sarcasm

[102] Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: L imp
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: l imp takes 14 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: l imp takes 27 damage.
You gain 13 hit points
You gain 13 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: l imp takes 57 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 37 Meat
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You acquire an item: cast
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent, but with a goofy hat and sunglasses on. It comes to life and starts giving everyone high-fives, making Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife crack a rare genuine smile.
You gain 7 Beefiness
You gain 22 Mysteriousness
You gain 8 Cheek

[103] Dark Elbow of the Woods
Encounter: Butter Knife?  I'll Take the Knife
You acquire an item: eldritch butterknife

[104] Friar Ceremony Location
You acquire an item: Evilometer

familiar Angry Jung Man (5 lbs)

equip familiar Snow Suit
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[104] Defiled Nook
Encounter: Skull, Skull, Skull
Took choice 155/4: skip adventure
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[104] Defiled Nook
Encounter: spiny skelelton
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 18 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 19 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 44 damage.
You gain 22 hit points
You gain 22 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 60 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
After Battle: Gorg says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe.
You acquire an item: skeleton bone
You acquire an item: smart skull
You gain 5 Strengthliness
You gain 25 Enchantedness
You gain 8 Chutzpah

[105] Defiled Nook
Encounter: spiny skelelton
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 15 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 37 damage.
You gain 18 hit points
You gain 18 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 66 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
After Battle: Gorg says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
You acquire an item: skeleton bone
You acquire an item: smart skull
You acquire an item: evil eye
You gain 8 Strengthliness
You gain 21 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 7 Cheek

use 1 evil eye

[106] Defiled Nook
Encounter: toothy sklelton
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: toothy sklelton takes 16 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: toothy sklelton takes 42 damage.
You gain 21 hit points
You gain 21 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: toothy sklelton takes 63 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
After Battle: Gorg says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
You acquire an item: skeleton bone
You gain 5 Strongness
You gain 21 Enchantedness
You gain 11 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!

[107] Defiled Nook
Encounter: spiny skelelton
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 16 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 19 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 30 damage.
You gain 15 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 84 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
After Battle: Gorg says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession."
You acquire an item: skeleton bone
You acquire an item: smart skull
You acquire an item: evil eye
You gain 9 Muscleboundness
You gain 22 Enchantedness
You gain 5 Sarcasm

use 1 evil eye

[108] Defiled Nook
Encounter: toothy sklelton
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: toothy sklelton takes 13 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: toothy sklelton takes 30 damage.
You gain 15 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: toothy sklelton takes 57 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
You acquire an item: CSA cheerfulness ration
Your familiar gains a pound: Gorg, the 6 lb. Angry Jung Man
After Battle: Gorg says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
You acquire an item: loose teeth
You acquire an item: skeleton bone
You gain 8 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 27 Enchantedness
You gain 4 Chutzpah

[109] Defiled Nook
Encounter: spiny skelelton
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 11 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 34 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 57 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
After Battle: Gorg says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
You acquire an item: skeleton bone
You acquire an item: smart skull
You gain 9 Strengthliness
You gain 18 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 9 Cheek

[110] Muscle Vacation
Encounter: Bang!
You acquire an item: stick of dynamite

pull: 1 huge pumpkin

use 1 huge pumpkin

use 1 huge pumpkin
You acquire pumpkin (3)

buy 9 fermenting powder for 70 each from The General Store
You acquire fermenting powder (9)
You spent 630 Meat

[114] Mix 3 fermenting powder + 3 pumpkin
You acquire pumpkin beer (9)
Crafting used 3 each of fermenting powder and pumpkin

drink 1 pumpkin beer
You gain 10 Adventures
You gain 12 Strengthliness
You gain 6 Enchantedness
You gain 11 Roguishness
You gain 4 Mana Points
You gain 1 Drunkenness

drink 8 pumpkin beer
You gain 5 Adventures
You gain 17 Beefiness
You gain 13 Enchantedness
You gain 18 Roguishness
You gain 2 Mana Points
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You gain 6 Adventures
You gain 19 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 8 Wizardliness
You gain 13 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 3 Mana Points
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You gain 7 Adventures
You gain 6 Strongness
You gain 16 Enchantedness
You gain 10 Sarcasm
You gain 4 Mana Points
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You gain 7 Adventures
You gain 13 Fortitude
You gain 18 Magicalness
You gain 9 Cheek
You gain 4 Mana Points
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You gain 4 Adventures
You gain 20 Beefiness
You gain 22 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 15 Chutzpah
You gain 2 Mana Points
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You gain 4 Adventures
You gain 9 Strengthliness
You gain 18 Wizardliness
You gain 9 Smarm
You gain 2 Mana Points
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You gain 7 Adventures
You gain 12 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 14 Enchantedness
You gain 10 Smarm
You gain 4 Mana Points
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You gain 6 Adventures
You gain 20 Beefiness
You gain 17 Mysteriousness
You gain 7 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 2 Mana Points
You gain 1 Drunkenness

[113] Defiled Nook
Encounter: toothy sklelton
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: toothy sklelton takes 17 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: toothy sklelton takes 38 damage.
You gain 19 hit points
You gain 19 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: toothy sklelton takes 84 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
After Battle: Gorg says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
You acquire an item: loose teeth
You acquire an item: loose teeth
You acquire an item: skeleton bone
You acquire an item: bone flute
You gain 9 Strongness
You gain 19 Wizardliness
You gain 10 Cheek

[114] Defiled Nook
Encounter: spiny skelelton
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 15 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 17 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 32 damage.
You gain 16 hit points
You gain 16 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 60 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
After Battle: Gorg says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
You acquire an item: smart skull
You acquire an item: skelelton spine
You gain 10 Muscleboundness
You gain 21 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 5 Cheek

[115] Defiled Nook
Encounter: spiny skelelton
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 14 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 35 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 75 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
After Battle: Gorg says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
You acquire an item: smart skull
You acquire an item: evil eye
You acquire an item: skelelton spine
You gain 5 Strengthliness
You gain 24 Magicalness
You gain 8 Sarcasm

use 1 evil eye

[116] Defiled Nook
Encounter: toothy sklelton
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 19 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: toothy sklelton takes 18 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: toothy sklelton takes 34 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: toothy sklelton takes 75 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
After Battle: Gorg says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe.
You acquire an item: loose teeth
You acquire an item: bone flute
You gain 8 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 22 Enchantedness
You gain 8 Smarm

[117] Defiled Nook
Encounter: spiny skelelton
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 15 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 19 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 35 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 54 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
After Battle: Gorg says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
You acquire an item: smart skull
You acquire an item: evil eye
You gain 5 Strengthliness
You gain 24 Enchantedness
You gain 8 Sarcasm

use 1 evil eye

[118] Defiled Nook
Encounter: spiny skelelton
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 11 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 32 damage.
You gain 16 hit points
You gain 16 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: spiny skelelton takes 72 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
After Battle: Gorg says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
You acquire an item: skeleton bone
You acquire an item: smart skull
You acquire an item: skelelton spine
You gain 7 Strengthliness
You gain 19 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 10 Roguishness

[119] Defiled Nook
Encounter: toothy sklelton
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 18 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: toothy sklelton takes 20 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: toothy sklelton takes 33 damage.
You gain 16 hit points
You gain 16 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: toothy sklelton takes 54 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
After Battle: Gorg says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
You acquire an item: loose teeth
You gain 7 Beefiness
You gain 20 Mysteriousness
You gain 10 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!

[120] Defiled Nook
Encounter: giant skeelton
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 28 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: giant skeelton takes 14 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: giant skeelton takes 34 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: giant skeelton takes 75 damage.
You lose 27 hit points
Round 6: Altair12 attacks!
Round 7: giant skeelton takes 6 damage.
You lose 26 hit points
Round 7: Altair12 casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
Round 8: giant skeelton takes 64 damage.
You acquire an effect: Burning Hands (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 8: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: As the skeelton collapses in a jumbled pile of bones, the Evilometer emits a single very loud beep.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
You acquire an item: skeleton bone
You acquire an item: skeleton bone
You gain 12 Muscleboundness
You gain 47 Magicalness
You gain 20 Roguishness

Combine 4 skeleton bone + 4 loose teeth

[121] Daily Dungeon (Room 1)
Encounter: apathetic lizardman
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: apathetic lizardman takes 20 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: apathetic lizardman takes 17 damage.
You gain 8 hit points
You gain 8 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gorg rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it.
After Battle: Gorg says, "winking of the eyelids and dancing are both indicative of a repressed desire--a desire for material gain."
You gain 42 Meat
You gain 3 Strengthliness
You gain 20 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 5 Roguishness

[122] Daily Dungeon (Room 2)
Encounter: pencil golem
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: pencil golem takes 17 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: pencil golem takes 19 damage.
You gain 9 hit points
You gain 9 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gorg bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you.
After Battle: Gorg says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
You gain 9 Strengthliness
You gain 14 Wizardliness
You gain 4 Smarm

[123] Daily Dungeon (Room 3)
Encounter: Treasure!

[123] Daily Dungeon (Room 4)
Encounter: Sewage Moat

[124] Daily Dungeon (Room 5)
Encounter: Blister in the Sun
You lose 67 hit points

[125] Daily Dungeon (Room 6)
Encounter: Treasure!

[125] Daily Dungeon (Room 7)
Encounter: Magic Shell

Create 10 meat paste
You acquire meat paste (10)
You lose 100 Meat

Combine 4 skeleton bone + 4 loose teeth
You acquire skeleton key (4)
Crafting used 4 each of skeleton bone and loose teeth

[126] Daily Dungeon (Room 8)
Encounter: Locked Door

[126] Daily Dungeon (Room 9)
Encounter: The Biggest Bathtub Ever

[127] Daily Dungeon (Room 10)
Encounter: Treasure!
You acquire an item: fat loot token

[128] Defiled Niche
Encounter: smut orc pervert
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: smut orc pervert takes 22 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: smut orc pervert takes 44 damage.
You gain 22 hit points
You gain 22 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: smut orc pervert takes 83 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gorg shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe.
You acquire an item: smut orc keepsake box
You gain 9 Beefiness
You gain 25 Magicalness
You gain 12 Chutzpah

[129] Defiled Niche
Encounter: slick lihc
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 19 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 uses the classy monkey!

[130] Defiled Niche
Encounter: dirty old lihc
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 18 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 28 damage.
You gain 14 hit points
You gain 14 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 75 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
Your familiar gains a pound: Gorg, the 7 lb. Angry Jung Man
After Battle: Gorg says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
You gain 5 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 22 Wizardliness
You gain 12 Sarcasm

[131] Defiled Niche
Encounter: dirty old lihc
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 26 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 16 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 40 damage.
You gain 20 hit points
You gain 20 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 66 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
You gain 9 Strongness
You gain 25 Wizardliness
You gain 6 Roguishness

[132] Defiled Niche
Encounter: dirty old lihc
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 22 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 20 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 36 damage.
You gain 18 hit points
You gain 18 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 66 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
After Battle: Gorg says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
You gain 7 Strongness
You gain 25 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 7 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
choice.php?forceoption=0

[133] Defiled Niche
Encounter: Urning Your Keep
Took choice 157/4: skip adventure
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=157&option=4

[133] Defiled Niche
Encounter: senile lihc
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 18 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 casts RETURN!

[133] Defiled Niche
Encounter: dirty old lihc
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 22 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 15 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 42 damage.
You gain 21 hit points
You gain 21 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 66 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
You acquire an item: carrot nose
After Battle: Gorg sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you.
After Battle: Gorg says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession."
You gain 8 Fortitude
You gain 24 Magicalness
You gain 8 Cheek

[134] Defiled Niche
Encounter: dirty old lihc
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 22 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 18 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 43 damage.
You gain 21 hit points
You gain 21 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 75 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
You gain 10 Beefiness
You gain 22 Magicalness
You gain 6 Roguishness

[135] Defiled Niche
Encounter: dirty old lihc
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 10 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 32 damage.
You gain 16 hit points
You gain 16 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 78 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
You gain 4 Fortitude
You gain 21 Magicalness
You gain 12 Cheek

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[136] Defiled Niche
Encounter: senile lihc
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 16 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 casts RETURN!
choice.php?forceoption=0

[136] Defiled Niche
Encounter: Urning Your Keep
Took choice 157/4: skip adventure
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=157&option=4

[136] Defiled Niche
Encounter: senile lihc
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 16 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 casts RETURN!

[136] Defiled Niche
Encounter: dirty old lihc
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 13 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 41 damage.
You gain 20 hit points
You gain 20 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 66 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
You acquire an item: CSA discount card
After Battle: Gorg says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession."
You gain 5 Muscleboundness
You gain 25 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 10 Cheek

[137] Defiled Niche
Encounter: senile lihc
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 15 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 casts RETURN!

[137] Defiled Niche
Encounter: dirty old lihc
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 22 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 10 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 39 damage.
You gain 19 hit points
You gain 19 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: dirty old lihc takes 63 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
You gain 8 Muscleboundness
You gain 22 Enchantedness
You gain 8 Roguishness

[138] Defiled Niche
Encounter: senile lihc
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 casts RETURN!

[138] Defiled Niche
Encounter: senile lihc
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 16 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: senile lihc takes 16 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: senile lihc takes 36 damage.
You gain 18 hit points
You gain 18 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: senile lihc takes 84 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
After Battle: Gorg says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe.
You gain 10 Beefiness
You gain 22 Magicalness
You gain 5 Smarm

[139] Defiled Niche
Encounter: gargantulihc
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 26 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: gargantulihc takes 10 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 21 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: gargantulihc takes 36 damage.
You gain 18 hit points
You gain 18 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: gargantulihc takes 66 damage.
You lose 26 hit points
Round 6: Altair12 casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
Round 7: gargantulihc takes 32 damage.
You acquire an effect: Frozen Hands (duration: 1 Adventure)
You lose 26 hit points
Round 7: Altair12 casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
Round 8: gargantulihc takes 32 damage.
Round 8: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: As the gargantulihc fades away into nothingness, your Evilometer emits a single loud beep.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe.
You acquire an item: lihc eye
You gain 20 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 44 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 14 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!

Visiting Brie, the Trainer

guild.php?action=buyskill&skillid=5
You learned a new skill: Saucestorm
guild.php?action=buyskill&skillid=8
guild.php?action=buyskill&skillid=8

cast 9 Summon Resolutions
You acquire an item: resolution: be wealthier
You acquire an item: resolution: be smarter
You acquire an item: resolution: be stronger
You acquire an item: resolution: be luckier
You acquire an item: resolution: be smarter
You acquire an item: resolution: be happier
You acquire an item: resolution: be sexier
You acquire an item: resolution: be wealthier
You acquire an item: resolution: be sexier

[140] Defiled Alcove
Encounter: corpulent zobmie
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 13 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 casts RETURN!

familiar Happy Medium (1 lbs)

Visiting Pool Table in clan VIP lounge

pool stylish
You acquire an effect: Hustlin' (duration: 10 Adventures)

equip back Rain-Doh red wings

[140] Defiled Alcove
Encounter: grave rober zmobie
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 casts RETURN!

[140] Defiled Alcove
Encounter: corpulent zobmie
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 casts RETURN!

[141] Defiled Alcove
Encounter: corpulent zobmie
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 casts RETURN!

familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (4 lbs)

[141] Defiled Alcove
Encounter: corpulent zobmie
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: I <3 paste rubs its soles together, then stomps in place restlessly. Clearly, the violence it's done so far is only making it ache for some quality stomping.
Round 1: Altair12 casts RETURN!
Round 2: I <3 paste tries to kick you in the butt to speed your escape, but you leap out of the way.  Your butt has taken enough abuse today.

[142] Defiled Alcove
Encounter: corpulent zobmie
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: I <3 paste rubs its soles together, then stomps in place restlessly. Clearly, the violence it's done so far is only making it ache for some quality stomping.
Round 1: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 2: corpulent zobmie takes 35 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
You lose 14 hit points
You acquire an effect: Half-Eaten Brain (duration: 5 Adventures)
Round 2: Altair12 casts RELEASE THE BOOTS!
Round 3: I <3 paste leaps up, feet flying, heels stomping, buckles jangling, and stomps your opponent into paste. Thank goodness there wasn't a mudhole nearby.
You acquire an item: ectoplasmic paste
Round 3: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...

familiar Happy Medium (1 lbs)

[143] Defiled Alcove
Encounter: grave rober zmobie
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: grave rober zmobie takes 15 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: grave rober zmobie takes 36 damage.
You gain 18 hit points
You gain 18 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: grave rober zmobie takes 82 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
You gain 66 Meat
You acquire an item: rusty grave robbing shovel
After Battle: Madame Booze gazes deep into your eyes. "In a past life, you were the Queen of Derpingswald," she says, smiling widely.
You gain 8 Strongness
You gain 21 Wizardliness
You gain 9 Sarcasm

[144] Defiled Alcove
Encounter: modern zmobie
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 22 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh black box!
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh box full of monster
You lose 35 hit points
Round 2: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 3: modern zmobie takes 14 damage.
Round 3: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 4: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 5: modern zmobie takes 40 damage.
You gain 20 hit points
You gain 20 Mana Points
Round 5: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 6: Altair12 attacks!
Round 7: modern zmobie takes 85 damage.
Round 7: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
You gain 74 Meat
After Battle: Madame Booze studies the lines on your shoulder. "I see you are destined to unite the 6 shards of the Amber Bear! No hurry, though," she says, smiling.
You gain 7 Muscleboundness
You gain 25 Enchantedness
You gain 8 Smarm

use 1 Rain-Doh box full of monster

[145] Rain-Doh box full of monster
Encounter: modern zmobie
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 23 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: modern zmobie takes 18 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh black box!
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh box full of monster
Round 3: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: modern zmobie takes 100 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
You gain 69 Meat
After Battle: Madame Booze rolls her eyes back in her head and her aura glows blue. "I sense a spirit that wishes to communicate!" she says.
After Battle: Madame Booze gazes deep into your eyes. "In a past life, you were the Lady of Zipsfield," she says, smiling widely.
You gain 8 Fortitude
You gain 17 Enchantedness
You gain 14 Smarm

use 1 Rain-Doh box full of monster

[146] Rain-Doh box full of monster
Encounter: modern zmobie
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 22 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh black box!
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh box full of monster
You lose 36 hit points
Round 2: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 3: modern zmobie takes 18 damage.
Round 3: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 4: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 5: modern zmobie takes 36 damage.
You gain 18 hit points
You gain 18 Mana Points
Round 5: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 6: Altair12 attacks!
Round 7: modern zmobie takes 106 damage.
Round 7: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
You gain 62 Meat
After Battle: Madame Booze reads your tea leaves and looks up, horrified. "You must never try bobsledding!" she shouts, then calms down and smiles. "Otherwise, you'll be fine."
You gain 10 Strongness
You gain 21 Wizardliness
You gain 8 Chutzpah

use 1 Rain-Doh box full of monster

[147] Rain-Doh box full of monster
Encounter: modern zmobie
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 25 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 casts SAUCY SALVE!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 2: Altair12 casts SAUCY SALVE!
You gain 10 hit points
You lose 24 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 4: modern zmobie takes 20 damage.
Round 4: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh black box!
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh box full of monster
Round 5: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 6: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 7: Altair12 attacks!
Round 8: modern zmobie takes 91 damage.
Round 8: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
You gain 77 Meat
After Battle: Madame Booze looks at you intently. "You have a lovely golden aura. That's unusual for an adventurer," she says, smiling.
You gain 10 Muscleboundness
You gain 15 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 14 Sarcasm

use 1 Rain-Doh box full of monster

[148] Rain-Doh box full of monster
Encounter: modern zmobie
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 24 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: modern zmobie takes 20 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: modern zmobie takes 29 damage.
You gain 14 hit points
You gain 14 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: modern zmobie takes 97 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
You gain 61 Meat
After Battle: Madame Booze presses her fingers to her temples, and her aura changes from blue to orange. "There is a spirit here that must be imbibed!" she moans.
After Battle: Madame Booze studies the palm of your hand (as opposed to the palm of your knee). "Your spirit animal is the lion," she says, smiling.
You gain 12 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 17 Mysteriousness
You gain 11 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!

[149] Defiled Alcove
Encounter: smut orc pervert
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: smut orc pervert takes 22 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: smut orc pervert takes 37 damage.
You gain 18 hit points
You gain 18 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: smut orc pervert takes 70 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You acquire an item: smut orc keepsake box
After Battle: Madame Booze reads your palm and smiles delightedly. "In a past life, you were my beloved pet ferret, Bosco!" she says.
You gain 8 Muscleboundness
You gain 29 Wizardliness
You gain 11 Sarcasm

[150] Defiled Alcove
Encounter: conjoined zmombie
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: conjoined zmombie takes 16 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: conjoined zmombie takes 32 damage.
You gain 16 hit points
You gain 16 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: conjoined zmombie takes 97 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: As you end the conjoined zmombies' conjoined lives for the second times, your Evilometer emits a loud beep.
You gain 282 Meat
You acquire an item: loose teeth
You acquire an item: cranberries
You acquire an item: cranberries
After Battle: Madame Booze studies the lines on your liver. "I see that you are a karmic hero, destined to live again and again to set right the wrongs of this land. That's so cool!" She smiles kindly at you, eyes twinkling.
You gain 17 Muscleboundness
You gain 48 Magicalness
You gain 16 Sarcasm

Visiting Swimming Pool in clan VIP lounge

swimming pool laps
You acquire an effect: Lapdog (duration: 50 Adventures)

[151] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: gluttonous ghuol
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 24 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: gluttonous ghuol takes 14 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: gluttonous ghuol takes 37 damage.
You gain 18 hit points
You gain 18 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: gluttonous ghuol takes 144 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
You gain 72 Meat
You acquire an item: ghuol guolash
After Battle: Madame Booze squeezes her eyes shut and shudders as her aura changes from orange to red. "We must release the spirits in this place!" she shouts. "They will make amazing cocktails!"
After Battle: Madame Booze reads your tea leaves and looks up, horrified. "You must never try prancing!" she shouts, then calms down and smiles. "Otherwise, you'll be fine."
You gain 13 Beefiness
You gain 19 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 11 Roguishness

[152] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: gaunt ghuol
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: gaunt ghuol takes 13 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: gaunt ghuol takes 25 damage.
You gain 12 hit points
You gain 12 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: gaunt ghuol takes 141 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
You gain 19 Meat
You acquire an item: ghuol egg
You acquire an item: ghuol ears
After Battle: Madame Booze looks at you intently. "You have a lovely tan aura. That's unusual for an adventurer," she says, smiling.
You gain 6 Muscleboundness
You gain 32 Magicalness
You gain 8 Cheek

[153] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: gluttonous ghuol
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: gluttonous ghuol takes 19 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: gluttonous ghuol takes 34 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: gluttonous ghuol takes 135 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
You gain 62 Meat
After Battle: Madame Booze smiles mistily at you. "The stars augur good fortune for you," she says.
You gain 12 Muscleboundness
You gain 21 Enchantedness
You gain 11 Cheek

pull: 1 ring of conflict

equip acc3 ring of conflict

[154] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: gluttonous ghuol
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 24 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: gluttonous ghuol takes 19 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: gluttonous ghuol takes 36 damage.
You gain 18 hit points
You gain 18 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: gluttonous ghuol takes 129 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
You gain 66 Meat
After Battle: Madame Booze studies the palm of your hand (as opposed to the palm of your knee). "Your spirit animal is the lizard," she says, smiling.
You gain 12 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 16 Magicalness
You gain 11 Cheek

[155] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: gluttonous ghuol
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: gluttonous ghuol takes 16 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: gluttonous ghuol takes 35 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: gluttonous ghuol takes 126 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
You gain 53 Meat
After Battle: Madame Booze studies your aura. "Your aura has flecks of gold in it," she says, smiling widely. "That means you're destined for greatness."
You gain 7 Strengthliness
You gain 28 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain a Level!
You gain 5 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!

[156] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: gaunt ghuol
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: gaunt ghuol takes 10 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: gaunt ghuol takes 28 damage.
You gain 14 hit points
You gain 14 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: gaunt ghuol takes 126 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
You gain 22 Meat
After Battle: Madame Booze studies the palm of your hand (as opposed to the palm of your knee). "Your spirit animal is the mosquito," she says, smiling.
You gain 14 Fortitude
You gain 19 Wizardliness
You gain 7 Smarm

[157] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: gaunt ghuol
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: gaunt ghuol takes 17 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: gaunt ghuol takes 34 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: gaunt ghuol takes 126 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
You gain 19 Meat
You acquire an item: ghuol egg
After Battle: Madame Booze reads your tea leaves and looks up, horrified. "You must never try knitting!" she shouts, then calms down and smiles. "Otherwise, you'll be fine."
You gain 9 Fortitude
You gain 24 Wizardliness
You gain 7 Smarm

[158] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: gluttonous ghuol
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 casts RETURN!

[159] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: gaunt ghuol
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 24 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 casts RETURN!

familiar Artistic Goth Kid (5 lbs)

[159] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: gaunt ghuol
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 25 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: gaunt ghuol takes 11 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: gaunt ghuol takes 37 damage.
You gain 18 hit points
You gain 18 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: gaunt ghuol takes 141 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
You gain 26 Meat
You acquire an item: ghuol ears
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a big fake smile onto his face, and says, "why so serious?" from behind it.
You gain 7 Fortitude
You gain 19 Wizardliness
You gain 15 Roguishness

[160] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: gluttonous ghuol
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: gluttonous ghuol takes 18 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: gluttonous ghuol takes 41 damage.
You gain 20 hit points
You gain 20 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: gluttonous ghuol takes 129 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
You gain 52 Meat
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a big fake smile on your defeated opponent's face.
You gain 7 Strongness
You gain 28 Magicalness
You gain 5 Smarm

[161] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: gluttonous ghuol
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: gluttonous ghuol takes 14 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: gluttonous ghuol takes 32 damage.
You gain 16 hit points
You gain 16 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: gluttonous ghuol takes 150 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep.  The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
You gain 66 Meat
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a big fake smile on your defeated opponent's face.
You gain 7 Beefiness
You gain 21 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 12 Smarm

[162] Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 4)
Encounter: drunken rat
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: drunken rat takes 14 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: drunken rat takes 35 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: drunken rat takes 104 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 12 Meat
You acquire an item: rat whisker
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws an adorable chibi version of your opponent. It comes to life and does an adorable little dance, which makes both of you smile.
You gain 6 Strongness
You gain 15 Enchantedness
You gain 8 Chutzpah

[163] Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 3)
Encounter: drunken rat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: drunken rat takes 15 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: drunken rat takes 38 damage.
You gain 19 hit points
You gain 19 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife, the 6 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
You gain 11 Meat
You acquire an item: rat whisker
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent in full goth regalia, including a black lace-trimmed parasol. When the drawing comes to life, it looks so ridiculous Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife can't help but smile.
You gain 5 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 16 Enchantedness
You gain 8 Sarcasm

[164] Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 2)
Encounter: drunken rat
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: drunken rat takes 18 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: drunken rat takes 35 damage.
You gain 17 hit points
You gain 17 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 8 Meat
You acquire an item: rat whisker
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent morbidly obese with buck teeth and acne. It comes to life and starts crying, which makes Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife smile a wicked smile.
You gain 11 Muscleboundness
You gain 15 Mysteriousness
You gain 3 Cheek

[165] Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 1)
Encounter: drunken rat
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: drunken rat takes 16 damage.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: drunken rat takes 37 damage.
You gain 18 hit points
You gain 18 Mana Points
Round 4: Altair12 wins the fight!
You gain 11 Meat
You acquire an item: rat whisker
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a big fake smile onto his face, and says, "why so serious?" from behind it.
You gain 3 Strengthliness
You gain 20 Magicalness
You gain 7 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!

enthrone El Vibrato Megadrone (6 lbs)
choice.php?forceoption=0

[166] Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 1)
Encounter: Those Who Came Before You
Took choice 510/1: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=510&option=1
You acquire magical mystery juice (3)
You acquire an item: glittery mascara
You acquire an item: shiny ring
choice.php?forceoption=0

[167] Tavern Cellar (row 3, col 1)
Encounter: 1984 Had Nothing on This Cellar
Took choice 514/2: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=514&option=2
choice.php?forceoption=0

[167] Tavern Cellar (row 4, col 1)
Encounter: A Rat's Home...
Took choice 515/1: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=515&option=1
You acquire bottle of tequila (3)

Use 1 peppermint sprout
You acquire an item: peppermint twist

Use 1 peppermint sprout
You acquire an item: peppermint twist

Use 1 peppermint sprout
You acquire an item: peppermint twist

[169] Mix 3 bottle of tequila + 3 peppermint twist
You acquire Feliz Navidad (3)
Crafting used 3 each of bottle of tequila and peppermint twist

drink 2 Feliz Navidad
You gain 13 Adventures
You gain 19 Fortitude
You gain 22 Enchantedness
You gain 40 Sarcasm
You gain 2 Drunkenness
You gain 10 Adventures
You gain 19 Strengthliness
You gain 18 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 39 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 2 Drunkenness

drink 1 CSA cheerfulness ration
You gain 4 Adventures
You gain 50 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 44 Wizardliness
You gain 40 Roguishness
You gain 1 Drunkenness

[171] Tavern Cellar (row 5, col 1)
Encounter: bunch of drunken rats
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 4 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: bunch of drunken rats takes 19 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: bunch of drunken rats takes 43 damage.
You gain 21 hit points
You gain 21 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: bunch of drunken rats takes 89 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 20 Meat
You acquire an item: rat whisker
You acquire an item: rat appendix
You acquire an item: rat appendix
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponents in full goth regalia, including a black lace-trimmed parasol. When the drawing comes to life, it looks so ridiculous Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife can't help but smile.
You gain 2 Strongness
You gain 26 Enchantedness
You gain 7 Roguishness
choice.php?forceoption=0

[172] Tavern Cellar (row 5, col 2)
Encounter: Of Course!
Took choice 509/1: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=509&option=1

Visiting Bart Ender
You acquire Typical Tavern swill (3)

Visiting Bart Ender

[173] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: Death Rattlin'
Took choice 523/4: fight swarm of ghuol whelps
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=523&option=4
Encounter: giant swarm of ghuol whelps
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 35 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 12 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh black box!
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh box full of monster
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 500 damage.
You acquire an effect: Burning Ears (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: You pant as you smash the last of the little buggers.  Your Evilometer beeps 8 times.
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a big fake smile onto his face, and says, "why so serious?" from behind it.
You gain 10 Beefiness
You gain 28 Wizardliness
You gain 4 Smarm

use 1 Rain-Doh box full of monster

[174] Rain-Doh box full of monster
Encounter: giant swarm of ghuol whelps
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 34 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 18 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh black box!
Round 3: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 5: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 5: Altair12 attacks!
Round 6: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 150 damage.
Round 6: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 7: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 142 damage.
You acquire an effect: Frozen Shoulders (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 7: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: You pant as you smash the last of the little buggers.  Your Evilometer beeps 8 times.
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a big fake smile on your defeated opponents' faces.
You gain 13 Fortitude
You gain 18 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 10 Chutzpah

[175] Defiled Cranny
Encounter: huge ghuol
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 39 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: huge ghuol takes 19 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: huge ghuol takes 44 damage.
You gain 22 hit points
You gain 22 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: huge ghuol takes 122 damage.
You acquire an effect: Frozen Shoulders (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: As the last breath (which, in case you were wondering, was foul-smelling and went on for a really long time) escapes the huge ghuol, your Evilometer beeps once, very loudly.
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 303 Meat
You acquire an item: ghuol egg
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a big fake smile on your defeated opponent's face.
You gain 28 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 37 Magicalness
You gain 20 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
choice.php?forceoption=0

[176] Haert of the Cyrpt
Encounter: The Haert of Darkness
Took choice 527/1: fight the Bonerdagon
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=527&option=1
Encounter: The Bonerdagon
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 53 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: bonerdagon takes 13 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: bonerdagon takes 116 damage.
You acquire an effect: Frozen Shoulders (duration: 1 Adventure)
You lose 50 hit points
Round 6: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 6: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 7: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
You lose 52 hit points

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Beaten Up
You gain 117 hit points
choice.php?forceoption=0

[177] Haert of the Cyrpt
Encounter: The Haert of Darkness
Took choice 527/1: fight the Bonerdagon
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=527&option=1
Encounter: The Bonerdagon
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 51 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 uses the crayon shavings!
Round 2: bonerdagon drops 43 attack power.
Round 2: bonerdagon drops 40 defense.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 15 Mana Points.
You lose 29 hit points
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 3: bonerdagon takes 13 damage.
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 5: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 6: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
You lose 28 hit points
Round 7: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
You lose 28 hit points
Round 8: Altair12 uses the crayon shavings!
Round 9: bonerdagon drops 30 attack power.
Round 9: bonerdagon drops 28 defense.
You lose 12 hit points

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Beaten Up
You gain 117 hit points
Visiting the Trapper

pull: 3 asbestos ore

[178] Goatlet
Encounter: sabre-toothed goat
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the classy monkey!
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 15 Mana Points.

[179] Goatlet
Encounter: drunk goat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 39 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: drunk goat takes 11 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: drunk goat takes 46 damage.
You gain 23 hit points
You gain 23 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: drunk goat takes 128 damage.
You acquire an effect: Frozen Shoulders (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 52 Meat
You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a big fake smile onto his face, and says, "why so serious?" from behind it.
You gain 13 Muscleboundness
You gain 27 Wizardliness
You gain 8 Chutzpah

[180] Goatlet
Encounter: drunk goat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 39 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: drunk goat takes 13 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: drunk goat takes 45 damage.
You gain 22 hit points
You gain 22 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: drunk goat takes 122 damage.
You acquire an effect: Burning Ears (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 49 Meat
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a big fake smile onto his face, and says, "why so serious?" from behind it.
You gain 13 Beefiness
You gain 25 Mysteriousness
You gain 10 Sarcasm

[181] Goatlet
Encounter: dairy goat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 39 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dairy goat takes 13 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dairy goat takes 46 damage.
You gain 23 hit points
You gain 23 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: dairy goat takes 119 damage.
You acquire an effect: Burning Ears (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 59 Meat
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a picture of your opponent tripping down an endless flight of stairs. The drawing comes to life, and you both grin as you watch the action for a while.
You gain 12 Muscleboundness
You gain 21 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 14 Chutzpah

[182] Goatlet
Encounter: drunk goat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 38 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: drunk goat takes 13 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: drunk goat takes 50 damage.
You gain 25 hit points
You gain 25 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: drunk goat takes 128 damage.
You acquire an effect: Frozen Shoulders (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 53 Meat
After Battle: Stevie 'Lucius' Ravenknife draws a big fake smile onto his face, and says, "why so serious?" from behind it.
You gain 11 Fortitude
You gain 26 Mysteriousness
You gain 10 Sarcasm

familiar Angry Jung Man (22 lbs)

[183] Goatlet
Encounter: dairy goat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 38 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dairy goat takes 15 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dairy goat takes 40 damage.
You gain 20 hit points
You gain 20 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: dairy goat takes 119 damage.
You acquire an effect: Burning Ears (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gorg sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff.
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "winking of the eyelids and dancing are both indicative of a repressed desire--a desire for material gain."
You gain 108 Meat
You acquire an item: Shivering Chèvre
You gain 10 Strengthliness
You gain 30 Mysteriousness
You gain 5 Sarcasm

[184] Goatlet
Encounter: drunk goat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 41 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 uses the crystal skull!
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 14 Mana Points.

[185] Goatlet
Encounter: dairy goat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 41 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dairy goat takes 10 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dairy goat takes 47 damage.
You gain 23 hit points
You gain 23 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: dairy goat takes 128 damage.
You acquire an effect: Burning Ears (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gorg sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you.
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "this creature clearly has an unhealthy obsession with material things."
You gain 110 Meat
You acquire an item: goat cheese
You acquire an item: Shivering Chèvre
You gain 9 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 26 Mysteriousness
You gain 11 Chutzpah

equip acc3 Loathing Legion necktie

[186] Goatlet
Encounter: dairy goat
Round 0: Altair12 wins initiative!
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dairy goat takes 13 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dairy goat takes 30 damage.
You gain 15 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: dairy goat takes 119 damage.
You acquire an effect: Frozen Shoulders (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gorg sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff.
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg looks for some extra items and meat, claiming it's his fee for the psychoanalysis he did of the monster while you were fighting.
You gain 113 Meat
You acquire an item: glass of goat's milk
You gain 13 Strengthliness
You gain 29 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 7 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!

[187] Goatlet
Encounter: dairy goat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 37 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dairy goat takes 10 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dairy goat takes 31 damage.
You gain 15 hit points
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: dairy goat takes 131 damage.
You acquire an effect: Burning Ears (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gorg sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you.
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg looks for some extra items and meat, claiming it's his fee for the psychoanalysis he did of the monster while you were fighting.
You gain 109 Meat
You acquire an item: Shivering Chèvre
You gain 10 Strongness
You gain 25 Wizardliness
You gain 13 Sarcasm

[188] Goatlet
Encounter: dairy goat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 38 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dairy goat takes 13 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dairy goat takes 51 damage.
You gain 25 hit points
You gain 25 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 11 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: dairy goat takes 119 damage.
You acquire an effect: Frozen Shoulders (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gorg bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you.
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "winking and dancing are primal, universal symbols for acquiring meat and items, respectively."
You gain 113 Meat
You acquire an item: goat cheese
You gain 15 Strongness
You gain 25 Wizardliness
You gain 9 Cheek

[189] Goatlet
Encounter: dairy goat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 35 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dairy goat takes 20 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dairy goat takes 42 damage.
You gain 21 hit points
You gain 21 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: dairy goat takes 122 damage.
You acquire an effect: Burning Ears (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gorg sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff.
Your familiar gains a pound: Gorg, the 10 lb. Angry Jung Man
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "the little dance that I am doing is symbolic of my sublimated desire for material goods," and winks at you.
You gain 117 Meat
You gain 10 Strongness
You gain 28 Magicalness
You gain 11 Sarcasm

[190] Goatlet
Encounter: dairy goat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 37 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: dairy goat takes 14 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 15 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 14 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: dairy goat takes 32 damage.
You gain 16 hit points
You gain 16 Mana Points
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: dairy goat takes 119 damage.
You acquire an effect: Frozen Shoulders (duration: 1 Adventure)
Round 6: Altair12 wins the fight!
After Battle: Gorg sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff.
After Battle: ASDFGHJKL surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Gorg says, "winking of the eyelids and dancing are both indicative of a repressed desire--a desire for material gain."
You gain 97 Meat
You acquire an item: goat cheese
You gain 12 Beefiness
You gain 26 Mysteriousness
You gain 11 Chutzpah

equip back Camp Scout backpack
Visiting the Trapper
choice.php?forceoption=0

[191] Haert of the Cyrpt
Encounter: The Haert of Darkness
Took choice 527/1: fight the Bonerdagon
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=527&option=1
Encounter: The Bonerdagon
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 51 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 1: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 2: bonerdagon takes 19 damage.
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 10 Mana Points.
Round 2: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 3: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 3: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 3: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 4: Altair12 casts THROW SHIELD!
You lose 50 hit points
Round 5: Altair12 casts SAUCESTORM!
You lose 52 hit points

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Beaten Up
You gain 118 hit points

Visiting Swimming Pool in clan VIP lounge

swimming pool screwaround
choice.php?forceoption=0
Encounter: Screwing Around!

Doing handstand in clan VIP swimming pool
Encounter: Screwing Around!

Diving for treasure in clan VIP swimming pool
Encounter: Screwing Around!

Getting out of clan VIP swimming pool

Visiting April Shower in clan VIP lounge

shower cold
You acquire shard of double-ice (4)

Visiting Pool Table in clan VIP lounge

pool stylish
You acquire an effect: Hustlin' (duration: 10 Adventures)

pool stylish
You acquire an effect: Hustlin' (duration: 10 Adventures)

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: stuffed tin of caviar

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge

familiar Nanorhino (1 lbs)

[192] Goatlet
Encounter: dairy goat
Round 0: Altair12 loses initiative!
You lose 35 hit points
Round 1: Altair12 casts SALSABALL!
Round 2: dairy goat takes 12 damage.
Round 2: Teh awesome perceives that you're a magic-user, and injects you with nanobots to help you see the spirit world. At least, you assume that's what's happening, otherwise he may have just injected you with LSD.
You acquire an effect: Nanobrainy (duration: 50 Adventures)
Round 2: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 2: You gain 12 Mana Points.
Round 2: Teh awesome takes the shape of your opponent's deepest fear. This turns out to be a skateboard. Huh. Well, anyway, she takes 1 points of spooky damage.
Round 2: dairy goat takes 1 damage.
You lose 35 hit points
Round 2: Altair12 casts UNLEASH NANITES!
Round 3: your opponent becomes an enormous blob of gray goo!
You lose an effect: Nanobrainy
Round 3: Altair12 executes a macro!
Round 3: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 4: enormous blob of gray goo takes 11 damage.
Round 4: ASDFGHJKL lowers itself down over your temples and shoots a beam of energy through your brain.  Whee!
Round 4: You gain 13 Mana Points.
Round 4: Teh awesome charges and impales your opponent with his horn, injecting nanobots into its bloodstream. The nanobots interrupt the transfer of heat energy through your foe's body, causing 1 points of cold damage.
Round 4: enormous blob of gray goo takes 1 damage.
Round 4: Altair12 uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
You gain 23 hit points
Round 5: Teh awesome takes the shape of your opponent's deepest fear. This turns out to be a writing-desk. Huh. Well, anyway, it takes 1 points of spooky damage.
Round 5: enormous blob of gray goo takes 1 damage.
Round 5: Altair12 casts FEED!
Round 6: enormous blob of gray goo takes 26 damage.
You gain 13 hit points
You gain 13 Mana Points
Round 6: Teh awesome's nanites fly into your opponent's head, and alter the structure of its brain so that everything smells like hot garbage. Your foe takes 1 points of stench damage.
Round 6: enormous blob of gray goo takes 1 damage.
You lose 125 hit points

[193] Mysticality Vacation
Encounter: The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency

[193] Mysticality Vacation
Encounter: The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency

[193] Mysticality Vacation
Encounter: The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency

Visiting Doc Galaktik

Visiting Doc Galaktik
You gain 99 hit points
You spent 990 Meat

[193] Mysticality Vacation
Encounter: Is it Schizoid Paranoia?
You acquire an item: tropical orchid

use 1 ectoplasmic paste

buy 1 fortune cookie for 40 each from The General Store
You acquire an item: fortune cookie
You spent 40 Meat

eat 1 fortune cookie
You gain 1 Adventure
You gain 1 Fullness
Lucky numbers: 54, 25, 61

eat 1 fortune cookie

eat 1 bag of GORF
You gain 2 Adventures
You acquire an effect: Long Live GORF (duration: 3 Adventures)
You gain 1 Fullness

[197] Cook 1 glass of goat's milk + 1 scrumptious reagent
You acquire milk of magnesium (3)
Crafting used 1 each of glass of goat's milk and scrumptious reagent

drink 1 bucket of wine
You gain 18 Adventures
You gain 17 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 52 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 39 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 10 Drunkenness

drink 1 CSA scoutmaster's "water"

museum.php?floor=1&place=leaderboards&whichboard=15

ascensionhistory.php?back=other&who=1159642
unequip acc3

fold Loathing Legion necktie
You acquire an item: Loathing Legion moondial

equip off-hand Loathing Legion moondial

mall.php?didadv=0&pudnuggler=snow+suit&category=allitems&food_sortitemsby=name&booze_sortitemsby=name&othercon_sortitemsby=name&consumable_byme=0&hats_sortitemsby=name&shirts_sortitemsby=name&pants_sortitemsby=name&weapons_sortitemsby=name&weaponattribute=3&weaponhands=3&acc_sortitemsby=name&offhand_sortitemsby=name&wearable_byme=0&famequip_sortitemsby=name&nolimits=0&justitems=0&sortresultsby=price&max_price=0&x_cheapest=0&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=0&consumable_tier_5=0
ascensionhistory.php?back=other&who=508362
Encounter: Pants-Gazing
Took choice 508/2: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=508&option=2&choiceform2=Super+Structure
You acquire an effect: Super Structure (duration: 10 Adventures)
Encounter: Pants-Gazing
Took choice 508/2: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=508&option=2&choiceform2=Super+Structure
You acquire an effect: Super Structure (duration: 10 Adventures)
Encounter: Pants-Gazing
Took choice 508/2: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=508&option=2&choiceform2=Super+Structure
You acquire an effect: Super Structure (duration: 10 Adventures)
Encounter: Pants-Gazing
Took choice 508/2: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=508&option=2&choiceform2=Super+Structure
You acquire an effect: Super Structure (duration: 10 Adventures)
Encounter: Pants-Gazing
Took choice 508/2: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=508&option=2&choiceform2=Super+Structure
You acquire an effect: Super Structure (duration: 10 Adventures)

mall.php?didadv=0&pudnuggler=walkthru&category=allitems&food_sortitemsby=name&booze_sortitemsby=name&othercon_sortitemsby=name&consumable_byme=0&hats_sortitemsby=name&shirts_sortitemsby=name&pants_sortitemsby=name&weapons_sortitemsby=name&weaponattribute=3&weaponhands=3&acc_sortitemsby=name&offhand_sortitemsby=name&wearable_byme=0&famequip_sortitemsby=name&nolimits=0&justitems=0&sortresultsby=price&max_price=0&x_cheapest=0&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=0&consumable_tier_5=0
mall.php?didadv=0&pudnuggler=gamer&category=allitems&food_sortitemsby=name&booze_sortitemsby=name&othercon_sortitemsby=name&consumable_byme=0&hats_sortitemsby=name&shirts_sortitemsby=name&pants_sortitemsby=name&weapons_sortitemsby=name&weaponattribute=3&weaponhands=3&acc_sortitemsby=name&offhand_sortitemsby=name&wearable_byme=0&famequip_sortitemsby=name&nolimits=0&justitems=0&sortresultsby=price&max_price=0&x_cheapest=0&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=0&consumable_tier_5=0
mall.php?didadv=0&pudnuggler=game&category=allitems&food_sortitemsby=name&booze_sortitemsby=name&othercon_sortitemsby=name&consumable_byme=0&hats_sortitemsby=name&shirts_sortitemsby=name&pants_sortitemsby=name&weapons_sortitemsby=name&weaponattribute=3&weaponhands=3&acc_sortitemsby=name&offhand_sortitemsby=name&wearable_byme=0&famequip_sortitemsby=name&nolimits=0&justitems=0&sortresultsby=price&max_price=0&x_cheapest=0&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=0&consumable_tier_5=0