shitlord

I shat in the morning when the world was young
I shat in the moon and the stars and the sun
I came down from heaven and I shat on the earth
At Bethlehem I had my birth

Shit, shit, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the shit, said he
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the shit, said he

I shat for the scribes and the Pharisees
They wouldn't shit, they wouldn't follow me
I shat for the fishermen James and John
They came with me so the shit went on

Shit, shit, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the shit, said he
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the shit, said he

I shat on the Sabbath and I cured the lame
The holy people said it was a shame
They ripped, they stripped, they hung me high
Left me there on the john to die

Shit, shit, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the shit, said he
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the shit, said he

I shat on a Friday when the world turned black
It's hard to shit with the devil in your ass
They buried my body, they thought I was gone
But I am the shit, and the shit goes on

Shit, shit, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the shit, said he
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the shit, said he

They flushed me down and I shat up high
I am the shit that will never, never die
I'll piss in you if you'll piss in me
I am the Lord of the shit, said he

Shit, shit, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the shit, said he
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the shit, said he