The Greatest Love Story Ever Known

	Today was the day. Anon had been saving up all his GameStop trade-in credits for this very moment, and now it had finally come. His Custom Halo edition Xbox One with official Doritos flavored vinyl sidings was a small price to pay for the extra fifteen dollars needed to afford his one true love; but from the moment he saw her sitting there -gazing lovingly at him with her bulging plastic eyes- he knew that she had to be his.
	The thick matted hair covering his legs quivered with anticipation as he brought her over to the register; barely able to contain his lust as the cashier rung him up. Finally relinquishing her after the third failed attempt of getting him to pre-order Call of Duty: World of Infinite Modern Black Ops Warfare 2: Deluxe Prestige Edition, Anon ran out the store in a fevered frenzy; tackling fellow shoppers and mall security alike as he rushed to his mom's car and ordering her to take him home immediately.
	As his mom's minivan pulled up their driveway, Anon could no longer stand the anticipation; opening the passenger side door to tuck and roll his way out the vehicle. Getting up to brush himself off, Anon felt pretty proud of himself; even if the car was only going five miles an hour. Truly, this was his greatest moment; a true bad-ass surviving the most perilous of situations, all under the aw inspired gaze of his true love. Tonight, they would consummate their union. Tonight, they would truly become one. Jut as soon as mom went to sleep so he could steal the safety scissors.
	As night approached, so to did his passion rise. Showing his lover around her new home, Anon could tell his plush waifu was impressed by his sophisticated taste in video-games and manga; practically swooning when he showed her his collection of tiny plastic anime figures and lesser plush toys. Soon -he thought to himself- soon she would take her rightful place as their queen.
	Anon ate well that night; gorging himself on a veritable feast of chicken nuggets and chocolate milk in order to take in as much calories as he could in preparation for the nights activities. For what he was planing, he would need all the energy he could muster. His love required no less than thirty- maybe even forty seconds of continues lovemaking before she would be satisfied. As his family watched him consume his fiftieth nugget, he could see the judgment within them; staring accusingly at his love as he cradled her in his lap. They could not understand; they never would. He wasn't like them, and neither was she. Why couldn't they see that they were meant to be together. Even now, as he lovingly snuggled her snow-white head, his dad only sighed and turned away; contemplating where he had gone so wrong. “Don't worry, dad.” Anon thought to himself; simultaneously shoving nuggets fifty-one through fifty-four into his ravenous gullet. “Tonight I'll make you proud. Tonight I'll finally be a man.”
	Bed time approached, and Anon's mom tucked him in, just as she had done every night for the past twenty-six years; but tonight, things would be different. As the lights from the hall dimmed and the shouting from his dad finally subsided, anon began his work. Measuring everything just right, with one small snip the job was done, and a fully 100% anatomically correct Mangle now lay beneath him.
	Anon had never seen a vagina before; but looking down at his waifu now, he was positive the real thing could hardly compare to such beauty as this. He shook with anticipation; slowly pulling down his Naruto pajamas and revealing himself to his waiting lover. It was finally time; the moment he had dreamed of since he spotted her on her shelf at the store. Carefully lifting her up, he planted her on his massive totally awesome super powerful cock that was just the best and had tons and tons of stamina; stifling a gasp is her soft plush skin brushed against his sensitive but still really really powerful head.
	After a pause, he thrust his hot masculine man meat into her puffy plush pussy; barely containing himself as he failed to contain himself and coated her insides with his warm goopy love.
	The deed was finally done, and he leaned back to rest; contented the both he and his lover were well and truly satisfied. With his newly consummated waif impaled atop him, Anon's body struggled to stay awake after such an exerting experience; but as he slowly drifted off to sleep, a thought crossed his mind, causing him to rush over to his computer.
	Quickly going to work; Anon brought 4chan up on his browser as he lovingly stroked his beloved Mangle plush, still hanging from his limp chubby cock. “This love is too powerful to simply keep to ourselves,” Anon thought to himself; growing to half-mast has he scrambled to find his camera. “We've got to share our story! Share it with the world! Let it be sung from the mountains on high and the clouds and birds and shit!”
	Resolved in his actions, anon quickly snapped a pic of his gangly unwashed crotch; dick still firmly planted inside his love. “Now they'll know! Now they'll see and understand! Are you proud of me now dad?!” He shouted at the top of his lungs; shaking a fist to the heavens in pure defiance of god himself for not making a woman as perfect as she. Roused from their sleep, his mother and father rushed to his door, and began to weeping at the sight laid before them; surely -he assumed- at the knowledge that their shared love meant nothing in the face of what he had. With the message sent, Anon was finally able to rest; walking over to his bed and tucking himself back in. Looking over to his door to, his mother was still there; sobbing on her hands and knees. Pulling his soiled lover from the damp mess that was his pubic hair, his mother looking up to him with tear filled eyes as he tossed the sticky cotton figure over in her direction; misjudging his aim and accidentally nailing her in the face with a wet squelch.
	“Hey mom, can you run this through the washer for me?”
	Rolling over in bed, Anon closing his eyes tight and drifted off; dreams what wonderful adventures tomorrow might bring for him and his lover; just as soon as him mom was done washing off the spunk.