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- >Day Spooky in Equestria
- >You are Anon, Aracnophobic
- >The mere sight of a spider sends shivers down your spine
- >But that hasn't been an issue since you arrived in Equestria
- >You climb out of bed and head to your bathroom
- >Being sure to check all corners for any webs before entering
- >Shit, Shower and Shave like the predictable bastard you are
- >You pick out your favorite suit and head downstairs to start the day
- >And by start the day you mean deal with another game of fetish guess with the yellow devil
- >As you finish that thought a voice is heard at the door
- >"A-anon, Open the door please."
- >You put on your best scowl as you open the door
- "Okay Fluttershy, whatever it is I don-"
- >The sight before you makes your blood run cold
- >You stand still, frozen in fear, staring at what seems to be Flutter Shy but...different
- >"Y-you're speechless Anon! I guess I found your fe-"
- >Shes become a half pony, half giant....hairy....
- "SPIDER!"
- >Without a second thought you slam the door, bolt locking it
- >"Oh Anon, I found your f-fetish fair and square, let me in please!"
- "How did you even manage to pull this off!?"
- >"Oh..uh, I saw how excited you got when you talked about spiders, so I asked Twilight to turn me into one!"
- >Fucking Twilight
- >Fucking Magic
- >Fucking Spiders
- "Its not my fetish Flutter Shy, Just go home!"
- >"Oh no, M-Mister I found out fair and square and I'm getting that hot monkey dock....If its okay with you"
- >You hear the disturbing sound of web shooting out her voice slowly trailing off
- "Ewwwww...."
- >You peek outside and thankfully shes gone
- >Its a good thing you planned for this day
- >Time to put Protocol S into action
- "This is not a drill! This is not a drill!"
- >You move quickly, shutting all open windows and air vents
- >You curl up under your covers, hidden away from this cruel, webby world
- >After half an hour you slowly poke your head out to find your room has been turned into a spider's den
- >Panic.jpg
- >You shiver in your bed as something slowly lowers itself into your vision
- >Its a freaking Baby Spider Shy
- >You look up to see a mass horde of Spider Shys crawling on your ceiling
- "....."
- >You nope out of there, right outside
- >on your way out you turn on your gas stove and throw your curtains onto it
- >You stand outside as you watch your house slowly become engulfed in flames
- "It had to be done..."
- >"So, are Spiders your fetish, Anon?"
- >You look onto your shoulder to find
- >Fucking Spider-Shy
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