Do you believe in magic?

>Day happiness in Equestria
>You are Anon
>The sun burns your eyes open in the morning
>You sit up
I should get some curtains...
>As you walk to the bathroom you wipe the crust from the corners of your eyes
>You look in the mirror
Today is gonna suck dick. I just know it.
>Complete daily routine
>Head downstairs
>Guess who's knockin?
>You open the door and see Fluttershy with a katana and a skin tight yellow suit on
>"I-is refrences that aren't even of this universe your fetish?"
No. Give me that before you cut yourself.
>You grab the katana from her
>"ANON NO!"
>Everything goes dark and you hit the floor hard
>You awake on your couch
>But everything seems different
>Like everything is more vivid than usual
>You look to your left and see a giant candy cane
>You grab it
>You stand up and poke the couch
>It explodes into hearts and butterflies
Hahaha!
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI
>Then a little version of Twilight pops in
>Her horn is normal size though
>She looks so silly and cute...
>You tap the little Twilight's head and confetti sprays out everywhere
>You walk outside
>Everything looks so fucking adorable!
>Big fluffy ponies everywhere
>Some were balloons that floated
>You skip down the street popping the balloons with your candy cane
>They exploded into candy which you picked up and ate
This is so good!
>You bounce to SugarCube Corner
>You walk in and Pinkie sees you
>She skips towards you
>You run to her to accept her hug
>When you grab her she turns to a sack of flour and hits the ground
This is one crazy town!
>You walk out and see a rainbow blur in front of you
>Rainbow flies in front of you and points to your candy cane shouting something
>You assume she must want to see it so you swing it up to her
>Her body and head separate and float away
Bye Rainbow!
>You hear a cheer from behind you
>Rarity and AJ are running towards you
You must want my candy cane too right? Here!
>You throw it and it flies at Rarity
>It hits her and she turns to a stone in the ground
Woah...
>The candy cane sticks out like in that old King Arthur movie
>You walk to the side and pull it out, holding it above your head in sheer awesomeness
>There is a whistle
>You turn and see AJ coming straight for you
>You hold your cane over your shoulder like a bat
>She gets close and you swing, sending her flying into the sky
>Then she explodes into magic fireworks that show the shape of a heart
So...pretty...
>A tiny scream cries out
>You turn and see a sniveling Fluttershy on the ground
>You walk over to her and lift her chin
What's wrong? I'm sure you'll feel better after a lick of this candy cane!
>You bring it to her
>It touches her face and you hear a tiny cheer as she poofs into a hundred different birds
Hahaha!
>You spin around in circles with the candy cane until you fall over dizzy
>You close your eyes and the world feels like it's spinning
>When you open them you hear screaming and it smells awful
>You sit up
Oh my fucking god...
>Rarity has a huge slash mark in her, Applejack is split up the middle, Rainbow has been decapitated, and Fluttershy has her face sliced off
>You look to where the candy cane was
>It's the katana
No...oh no...no no no no!
>You run into SugarCube Corner and see Pinkie with a broken neck and blood running out her mouth
NO!!
>You run back out and try to get home
>You hurdle over the masses of sliced up bodies
>You burst open your door and see blood all over your floor and Twilight still sitting up with a huge slash in her head
>Some blood still seeps out as you walk to her
What have I done...
>She twitches a little
Twilight!
>You grab her and she lets out a little groan
>"A-Anon...is...is that...you?"
Yes it's me Twilight! Please hang on it's going to be okay!
>"F...Fuck you Anon..."
>She falls over
>It starts to feel hot all of the sudden
>Your roof and house burn away to ash and a pissed off pair of princesses are staring daggers at you
>Celestia and Luna land and Celestia gets a weird look in her eyes
>L: "Dear sister what shall the punishment for Anonymous be? He has killed the elements!"
>C: "I know just what to do..."
>A scary smile comes across her face
>Molestia: "Seven years in the rape dungeon!"
>Luna squees and teleports you to the cell
>You are prodded and explored sexually for seven years
>All because of
>Fucking Fluttershy