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May 6th, 2015
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  1. "DRINK ME" potion (20)
  2. Lets you adventure in The Rabbit Hole in The Nearby Plains
  3.  
  4. abominable blubber (10)
  5. +20% Combat Initiative
  6. So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
  7.  
  8. adder bladder (10)
  9. Weapon Damage +10
  10.  
  11. airborne mutagen (20)
  12. +50% Meat from Monsters
  13. +25% Item Drops from Monsters
  14.  
  15. Angry Farmer candy (10)
  16. Sugar Rush
  17. +20% Combat Initiative
  18. Muscle +5%
  19. Moxie +5%
  20. Mysticality -10%
  21.  
  22. ant agonist (10)
  23. +30% Combat Initiative
  24.  
  25. augmented-reality shades (50)
  26. Moxie +100%
  27. +10% Pickpocket Chance
  28.  
  29. bag of Cheat-Os (10)
  30. +20% Meat from Monsters
  31.  
  32. bag of lard (10)
  33. +50 Sleaze Damage
  34.  
  35. bag of pygmy blood (20)
  36. Restores 30-40 HP
  37. Regenerate 8-12 HP per Adventure
  38.  
  39. bag of W&Ws (15)
  40. Moxie +15
  41.  
  42. baggie of powdered sugar (10)
  43. +10% Meat from Monsters
  44.  
  45. ballast turtle (20)
  46. Lets you breathe underwater
  47.  
  48. banana smoothie (5)
  49. All Attributes +40
  50.  
  51. baobab sap (10)
  52. +20% to all Muscle Gains
  53.  
  54. beard incense (20)
  55. Deals Stench Damage every round
  56.  
  57. Ben-Gal™ Balm (3)
  58. Muscle +15%
  59.  
  60. bent scrap metal (10)
  61. Damage Reduction: 10
  62.  
  63. big dribbly candle (10)
  64. Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure
  65.  
  66. black eyedrops (10)
  67. Sublime Spooky Resistance (+9)
  68.  
  69. black eye shadow (10)
  70. Spell Damage +15%
  71.  
  72. Black No. 2 (10)
  73. Moxie +15
  74.  
  75. black snowcone (20)
  76. Recover HP and MP after battle
  77. +5 to Familiar Weight
  78. +2 Familiar Experience Per Fight
  79. +3 Stats Per Fight
  80. +50% Meat from Monsters
  81. +30% Item Drops from Monsters
  82.  
  83. bloodstain stick (20)
  84. Regenerate 8-10 HP per Adventure
  85.  
  86. blue grass (20)
  87. +40% Meat from Monsters
  88. +20% Item Drops from Monsters
  89.  
  90. bottled inspiration (10)
  91. Mysticality +20%
  92. Moxie -20%
  93.  
  94. bottle of antifreeze (10)
  95. Sublime Cold Resistance (+9)
  96.  
  97. bottle of Mystic Shell (10)
  98. Damage Reduction: 30
  99.  
  100. bottle of pirate juice (10)
  101. Moxie +100
  102.  
  103. bottle of rhinoceros hormones (10)
  104. Muscle +100
  105.  
  106. box of Dweebs (15)
  107. Mysticality +15
  108.  
  109. can of Binarrrca (50)
  110. Arrr.
  111.  
  112. can of black paint (10)
  113. So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
  114.  
  115. can of spinach (10)
  116. Weapon Damage +30
  117.  
  118. cheap cigar butt (10)
  119. Damages Attacking Opponents
  120.  
  121. cigar box turtle (15)
  122. +5 Hot Damage
  123. +5 Cold Damage
  124. +5 Stench Damage
  125. +5 Spooky Damage
  126. +5 Sleaze Damage
  127.  
  128. coal dust (15)
  129. Moxie +20
  130.  
  131. cold nuggets (5)
  132. +3 Cold Damage
  133.  
  134. cold powder (5)
  135. Slight Cold Resistance (+1)
  136.  
  137. colorful toad (10)
  138. +2 Hot Damage
  139. +2 Cold Damage
  140. +2 Spooky Damage
  141. +2 Stench Damage
  142. +2 Sleaze Damage
  143.  
  144. comb jelly (20)
  145. Makes you harder to hit (when underwater)
  146.  
  147. concentrated garbage juice (20)
  148. +75 Stench Damage
  149.  
  150. cordial of concentration (5)
  151. Spell Damage +10%
  152.  
  153. cranberry cordial (5)
  154. +10% Meat from Monsters
  155.  
  156. cyclops eyedrops (10)
  157. +100% Item Drops from Monsters
  158.  
  159. deadly lampshade (20)
  160. +75 Spooky Damage
  161. 100% chance of poisoning opponent
  162.  
  163. delicious candy (15)
  164. +100 Spooky Damage
  165. +100 Damage to Spooky Spells
  166.  
  167. deodorant (10)
  168. Monsters will be less attracted to you
  169.  
  170. devilish folio (30)
  171. Grants access to the Suburb of Dis
  172.  
  173. disintegrating spiky collar (10)
  174. +5 to Familiar Weight
  175.  
  176. Dogsgotnonoz pills (10)
  177. Sublime Stench Resistance (+9)
  178.  
  179. donkey flipbook (10)
  180. Sublime Sleaze Resistance (+9)
  181.  
  182. eagle feather (20)
  183. +20% Item Drops from Monsters
  184.  
  185. Eau de Guaneau (10)
  186. +50 Stench Damage
  187.  
  188. Elizabeth's paintbrush (25)
  189. +25 Hot Damage
  190. +25 Cold Damage
  191. +25 Stench Damage
  192. +25 Spooky Damage
  193. +25 Sleaze Damage
  194.  
  195. elven suicide capsule (10)
  196. sugar rush
  197.  
  198. ennui-flavored potato chips (10)
  199. Mysticality +30
  200.  
  201. experimental serum G-9 (40)
  202. Muscle +90%
  203. Mysticality +90%
  204. Moxie +90%
  205.  
  206. experimental serum P-00 (20)
  207. ???
  208.  
  209. extra-potent gremlin mutagen (1)
  210. All Attributes +50%
  211.  
  212. eyedrops of newt (5)
  213. Moxie +25
  214.  
  215. eyedrops of the ermine (5)
  216. +5% Item Drops from Monsters
  217.  
  218. fake blood (10)
  219. +50 Spooky Damage
  220.  
  221. fire flower (10)
  222. +50 Hot Damage
  223.  
  224. fish-liver oil (5)
  225. Maximum HP +50
  226. Muscle +10%
  227.  
  228. fitness wristband (50)
  229. Muscle +100%
  230. Maximum HP +50%
  231. Regenerate 20-25 HP per Adventure
  232.  
  233. flask of baconstone juice (10)
  234. Mysticality +50%
  235. Spell Damage +11
  236.  
  237. flask of hamethyst juice (10)
  238. Muscle +50%
  239. Weapon Damage +11
  240.  
  241. flask of porquoise juice (10)
  242. Moxie +50%
  243. +6% Meat from Monsters
  244. +5% Item Drops from Monsters
  245.  
  246. freezerburned ice cube (10)
  247. +50 Cold Damage
  248.  
  249. Friendliness Beverage (20)
  250. +5 to Familiar Weight
  251.  
  252. Frogade (5)
  253. Muscle +25
  254.  
  255. Fudge Fiber Armor Plating (20)
  256. Damage Absorption +200
  257. Damage Reduction: 20
  258.  
  259. funky dried mushroom (10)
  260. Mysticality +50%
  261.  
  262. funny bone (30)
  263. +40 Damage vs. Undead
  264.  
  265. future drug: Muscularactum (25)
  266. Muscle +50%
  267. Muscle +15
  268. +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight
  269.  
  270. giant giant moth dust (50)
  271. Muscle +10
  272. Mysticality +10
  273. Moxie +10
  274.  
  275. giraffe-necked turtle (15)
  276. +30% Combat Initiative
  277.  
  278. glittery mascara (3)
  279. Mysticality +15%
  280.  
  281. Glo-Pop (10)
  282. Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure
  283.  
  284. glob of spoiled mayo (10)
  285. Deals Sleaze Damage every round.
  286.  
  287. green candy heart (10)
  288. All Attributes +3
  289. +3 to Familiar Weight
  290.  
  291. gremlin juice (5)
  292. Regular Attacks Can't Miss
  293.  
  294. gummi turtle (15)
  295. +1 Muscle Stats Per Fight
  296.  
  297. hair spray (3)
  298. Moxie +15%
  299.  
  300. handful of hand chalk (5)
  301. Never Fumble
  302. Weapon Damage +3
  303. +3 Pool Skill
  304.  
  305. handful of Laughing Willow bark (100)
  306. Mysticality +100%
  307.  
  308. handful of pine needles (10)
  309. Monsters will be more attracted to you
  310.  
  311. handsomeness potion (5)
  312. Moxie +5%
  313. +3 to Monster Level
  314.  
  315. henna face paint (10)
  316. Regenerate 25-30 MP per Adventure
  317.  
  318. hyperinflated seal lung (20)
  319. Lets you breathe underwater
  320.  
  321. hot coal (15)
  322. +25 Hot Damage
  323.  
  324. hot nuggets (5)
  325. +3 Hot Damage
  326.  
  327. hot powder (5)
  328. Slight Hot Resistance (+1)
  329.  
  330. industrial strength starch (20)
  331. Muscle +20
  332. Mysticality +20
  333. Moxie +20
  334.  
  335. irradiated pet snacks (10)
  336. +10 to Familiar Weight
  337.  
  338. irradiated turtle (15)
  339. Regenerate 4-5 MP per Adventure
  340.  
  341. jabañero-flavored chewing gum (5)
  342. Mysticality +5
  343. Moxie -5
  344.  
  345. jagged tooth (1)
  346. Weapon Damage +10%
  347.  
  348. jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade (10)
  349. Muscle +20
  350.  
  351. Knob Goblin love potion (5)
  352. Moxie +2
  353.  
  354. Knob Goblin perfume (1)
  355. You smell like a Knob Goblin harem girl!
  356.  
  357. Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray (10)
  358. +5 to Familiar Weight
  359. All Attributes -10%
  360.  
  361. Knob Goblin steroids (5)
  362. Muscle +2
  363.  
  364. lavender candy heart (10)
  365. All Attributes +3
  366. +10% Item Drops from Monsters
  367.  
  368. libation of liveliness (5)
  369. +20% Combat Initiative
  370.  
  371. lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum (5)
  372. Muscle -5
  373. Moxie +5
  374.  
  375. lotion of coldness (10)
  376. +10 Cold Damage
  377. +20 Damage to Cold Spells
  378. So-So Stench Resistance (+2)
  379. So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
  380.  
  381. lotion of hotness (10)
  382. +10 Hot Damage
  383. +20 Damage to Hot Spells
  384. So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
  385. So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
  386.  
  387. lotion of sleaziness (10)
  388. +10 Sleaze Damage
  389. +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  390. So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
  391. So-So Stench Resistance (+2)
  392.  
  393. lotion of spookiness (10)
  394. +10 Spooky Damage
  395. +20 Damage to Spooky Spells
  396. So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
  397. So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
  398.  
  399. lotion of stench (10)
  400. +10 Stench Damage
  401. +20 Damage to Stench Spells
  402. So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
  403. So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
  404.  
  405. lump of Saccharine Maple sap (100)
  406. Moxie +100%
  407.  
  408. lynyrd musk (30)
  409. +15 Stench Damage
  410. You Smell Like a Lynyrd
  411.  
  412. mangled finger (20)
  413. Regenerate 4-6 MP per Adventure
  414.  
  415. marzipan skull (5)
  416. sugar rush
  417.  
  418. Meleegra™ pills (5)
  419. Weapon Damage +10
  420.  
  421. Mer-kin hidepaint (10)
  422. Monsters will be less attracted to you. (Underwater only)
  423.  
  424. Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler (10)
  425. +200% Meat from Monsters
  426.  
  427. Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub (10)
  428. -50% Combat Initiative
  429. Muscle +25%
  430.  
  431. milk of magnesium (10)
  432. You like food; food tastes good.
  433.  
  434. Milk Studs (15)
  435. Muscle +15
  436.  
  437. mocking turtle (15)
  438. +10 to Monster Level
  439.  
  440. monkey barf (1)
  441. Deals Stench Damage every round
  442.  
  443. moose thought (10)
  444. Mysticality +20
  445.  
  446. Mortimer's nostrum (10)
  447. +100% Gear Drops from Monsters
  448.  
  449. mother's little helper (10)
  450. Damage Absorption +50
  451. Damage Reduction: 10
  452. -1000% Combat Initiative
  453.  
  454. mouse skull (20)
  455. Occasionally attacks your enemies for you
  456.  
  457. Mr. Mediocrebar (10)
  458. All Attributes -30%
  459.  
  460. musk turtle (15)
  461. Monsters will be more attracted to you
  462.  
  463. neurostim pill (10)
  464. Regenerate 10-20 MP per Adventure
  465.  
  466. O'RLY manual (20)
  467. +4 Mysticality Stats Per Fight
  468.  
  469. oil of expertise (5)
  470. Makes your Muscle and Moxie equal to your Mysticality
  471.  
  472. Oil of Parrrlay (5)
  473. Damage Absorption +30
  474. Damage Reduction: 10
  475. Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
  476.  
  477. oil of slipperiness (5)
  478. Makes your Muscle and Mysticality equal to your Moxie
  479.  
  480. oil of stability (5)
  481. Makes your Mysticality and Moxie equal to your Muscle
  482.  
  483. ointment of the occult (5)
  484. Mysticality +100%
  485.  
  486. old bronzer (25)
  487. Moxie +10
  488. +20% Combat Initiative
  489. +2 Moxie Stats Per Fight
  490.  
  491. old eyebrow pencil (25)
  492. Muscle +10
  493. Weapon Damage +5
  494. +2 Muscle Stats Per Fight
  495.  
  496. old rosewater cream (25)
  497. Mysticality +10
  498. Spell Damage +10
  499. +2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight
  500.  
  501. orange candy heart (10)
  502. All Attributes +3
  503. +5 Hot Damage
  504. +5 Damage to Hot Spells
  505.  
  506. orcish hand lotion (10)
  507. Never Fumble
  508. Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure
  509. Regenerate 6-8 HP per Adventure
  510.  
  511. orcish nailing lube (10)
  512. Weapon Damage +10%
  513.  
  514. orcish rubber (10)
  515. -2 MP to use Skills
  516.  
  517. panty raider camouflage (10)
  518. +100% Combat Initiative
  519.  
  520. papotion of papower (5)
  521. Weapon Damage +10
  522. Spell Damage +10
  523. +2 Stats Per Fight
  524.  
  525. pec oil (20)
  526. So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
  527. So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
  528. So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
  529. So-So Stench Resistance (+2)
  530. So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
  531.  
  532. PEEZ dispenser (5)
  533. sugar rush
  534.  
  535. perfume of prejudice (5)
  536. +5 to Monster Level
  537.  
  538. perl necklace (20)
  539. +25% Meat from Monsters
  540.  
  541. philter of phorce (5)
  542. Muscle +100%
  543.  
  544. physiostim pill (10)
  545. Regenerate 10-20 HP per Adventure
  546.  
  547. pickle-flavored chewing gum (5)
  548. Mysticality +5
  549. Muscle -5
  550.  
  551. pill cup (30)
  552. Muscle -20
  553. Mysticality -20
  554. Moxie -20
  555.  
  556. pine tar (30)
  557. Reduced chance of fumbling
  558.  
  559. pink candy heart (10)
  560. All Attributes +3
  561. +20% Meat from Monsters
  562.  
  563. pirate brochure (10)
  564. Muscle +10%
  565.  
  566. Polysniff Perfume (10)
  567. So-So Stench Resistance (+2)
  568.  
  569. poppy (10)
  570. Regenerate 1-3 MP per Adventure
  571.  
  572. possibility potion (10)
  573. +100% Combat Initiative
  574.  
  575. potion of potency (5)
  576. Weapon Damage +5
  577.  
  578. potion of temporary gr8tness (5)
  579. All Attributes +100%
  580.  
  581. pressurized potion of perception (5)
  582. +50% Item Drops from Monsters
  583.  
  584. pressurized potion of perspicacity (5)
  585. Mysticality +300%
  586.  
  587. pressurized potion of pneumaticity (20)
  588. Lets you breathe underwater
  589.  
  590. pressurized potion of proficiency (5)
  591. +8 Stats Per Fight
  592.  
  593. pressurized potion of puissance (5)
  594. Muscle +300%
  595.  
  596. pressurized potion of pulchritude (5)
  597. Moxie +300%
  598.  
  599. probability potion (10)
  600. Muscle and Moxie +/- ???
  601.  
  602. programmable turtle (15)
  603. So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
  604. So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
  605. So-So Stench Resistance (+2)
  606. So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
  607. So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
  608.  
  609. pygmy phone number (15)
  610. He is violent and unpredictable!
  611.  
  612. pygmy pygment (10)
  613. Muscle +25
  614.  
  615. radium-flavored potato chips (10)
  616. Moxie +30
  617.  
  618. really thick spine (15)
  619. Muscle +5
  620. +1 Muscle Stats Per Fight
  621.  
  622. red and green rain stick (30)
  623. -10 to Monster Level
  624.  
  625. red blood cells (100)
  626. Regenerate 5-10 HP per Adventure
  627.  
  628. red foxglove (10)
  629. +75% Combat Initiative
  630. Maximum HP +200
  631.  
  632. reodorant (10)
  633. Monsters will be more attracted to you
  634.  
  635. robot grease (30)
  636. +15 Sleaze Damage
  637.  
  638. Rock Pops (3)
  639. sugar rush
  640.  
  641. ruby on canes (20)
  642. +150% Combat Initiative
  643. Weapon Damage +10
  644.  
  645. salamander slurry (5)
  646. Mysticality +25
  647.  
  648. salt wages (30)
  649. Maximum HP +25
  650. +25% Meat from Monsters
  651.  
  652. sea salt crystal (5)
  653. Makes you a better diver
  654.  
  655. seal-brain elixir (20)
  656. All Attributes +25%
  657.  
  658. sealhide seal doll (10)
  659. Damage Reduction: 3
  660. +50% Muscle
  661. +10 Damage against Seals
  662.  
  663. seegar butt (10)
  664. Slight Stench Resistance (+1)
  665.  
  666. serum of sarcasm (5)
  667. Moxie +100%
  668.  
  669. shark cartilage (15)
  670. +20% Meat from Monsters
  671. Makes you a better diver
  672. +3 Pool Skill
  673.  
  674. sizzling seal fat (10)
  675. +25 Hot Damage
  676. +60% Combat Initiative
  677.  
  678. sleaze nuggets (5)
  679. +3 Sleaze Damage
  680.  
  681. SPF 451 lip balm (10)
  682. Sublime Hot Resistance (+9)
  683.  
  684. spooky eyeliner (10)
  685. Mysticality +20
  686. Muscle -10
  687. Moxie -10
  688.  
  689. spooky lipstick (10)
  690. Mysticality +20
  691. Muscle -10
  692. Moxie -10
  693.  
  694. spooky nuggets (5)
  695. +3 Spooky Damage
  696.  
  697. spooky powder (5)
  698. Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)
  699.  
  700. spooky sap (5)
  701. sugar rush
  702.  
  703. spooky sound effects record (10)
  704. Deals Spooky damage every round
  705.  
  706. Squat-Thrust Magazine (20)
  707. +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight
  708.  
  709. stone wool (5)
  710. Damage Reduction: 3
  711.  
  712. super-spiky hair gel (5)
  713. Muscle +6
  714. Moxie +6
  715.  
  716. Super Weight-Gain 9000 (10)
  717. Maximum HP +300
  718.  
  719. Swabbie™ swab (10)
  720. +30% Combat Initiative
  721.  
  722. tainted seal's blood (10)
  723. +3 Muscle
  724. +3 Weapon Damage
  725. Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure
  726.  
  727. tamarind-flavored chewing gum (5)
  728. Muscle +5
  729. Moxie -5
  730.  
  731. Tasty Fun Good rice candy (5)
  732. sugar rush
  733.  
  734. teeny-tiny magic scroll (10)
  735. Mysticality +100
  736.  
  737. Texas tea (10)
  738. Maximum HP +30
  739. Maximum MP +30
  740.  
  741. that gum you like (5)
  742. sugar rush
  743.  
  744. the most dangerous bait (20)
  745. +30 to Monster Level
  746.  
  747. thin black candle (10)
  748. Muscle +10
  749. Mysticality +10
  750. Moxie -5
  751.  
  752. tiny dancer (20)
  753. +20% Item Drops from Monsters
  754.  
  755. tomato juice of powerful power (5)
  756. All Attributes +50%
  757.  
  758. true grit (10)
  759. Weapon Damage +20
  760. Muscle +20
  761.  
  762. tube of dread wax (10)
  763. Damage Reduction: 10
  764.  
  765. turtle pheromones (30)
  766. Helps you tame turtles
  767.  
  768. twinkly nuggets (5)
  769. Weapon Damage +3
  770.  
  771. twinkly powder (5)
  772. Damage Reduction: 3
  773.  
  774. Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide (100)
  775.  
  776. unstable DNA (10)
  777. All Attributes +10%
  778.  
  779. vial of baconstone juice (5)
  780. Mysticality +50%
  781. Spell Damage +11
  782.  
  783. vial of The Glistening (15)
  784. +20% Combat Initiative
  785. Damage Reduction: 5
  786.  
  787. weremoose spit (20)
  788. Muscle +10%
  789. Moxie +10%
  790.  
  791. white candy heart (10)
  792. All Attributes +3
  793. +1 Stat Per Fight
  794. +1 Familiar Experience Per Fight
  795.  
  796. wind-up ensign (20)
  797. Attracts enemy attention.
  798.  
  799. wind-up navigation droid (20)
  800. +25% Combat Initiative
  801.  
  802. wind-up vampire teeth (20)
  803. Attacks enemies every round and restores HP
  804.  
  805. wind-up Whatsian robot (20)
  806. Attacks enemies every round
  807.  
  808. wintergreen-flavored potato chips (10)
  809. Muscle +30
  810.  
  811. yellow candy heart (10)
  812. All Attributes +3
  813. +20% Combat Initiative
  814.  
  815. Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick (20)
  816. +2 Moxie Stats Per Fight
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