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- "DRINK ME" potion (20)
- Lets you adventure in The Rabbit Hole in The Nearby Plains
- abominable blubber (10)
- +20% Combat Initiative
- So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
- adder bladder (10)
- Weapon Damage +10
- airborne mutagen (20)
- +50% Meat from Monsters
- +25% Item Drops from Monsters
- Angry Farmer candy (10)
- Sugar Rush
- +20% Combat Initiative
- Muscle +5%
- Moxie +5%
- Mysticality -10%
- ant agonist (10)
- +30% Combat Initiative
- augmented-reality shades (50)
- Moxie +100%
- +10% Pickpocket Chance
- bag of Cheat-Os (10)
- +20% Meat from Monsters
- bag of lard (10)
- +50 Sleaze Damage
- bag of pygmy blood (20)
- Restores 30-40 HP
- Regenerate 8-12 HP per Adventure
- bag of W&Ws (15)
- Moxie +15
- baggie of powdered sugar (10)
- +10% Meat from Monsters
- ballast turtle (20)
- Lets you breathe underwater
- banana smoothie (5)
- All Attributes +40
- baobab sap (10)
- +20% to all Muscle Gains
- beard incense (20)
- Deals Stench Damage every round
- Ben-Gal™ Balm (3)
- Muscle +15%
- bent scrap metal (10)
- Damage Reduction: 10
- big dribbly candle (10)
- Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure
- black eyedrops (10)
- Sublime Spooky Resistance (+9)
- black eye shadow (10)
- Spell Damage +15%
- Black No. 2 (10)
- Moxie +15
- black snowcone (20)
- Recover HP and MP after battle
- +5 to Familiar Weight
- +2 Familiar Experience Per Fight
- +3 Stats Per Fight
- +50% Meat from Monsters
- +30% Item Drops from Monsters
- bloodstain stick (20)
- Regenerate 8-10 HP per Adventure
- blue grass (20)
- +40% Meat from Monsters
- +20% Item Drops from Monsters
- bottled inspiration (10)
- Mysticality +20%
- Moxie -20%
- bottle of antifreeze (10)
- Sublime Cold Resistance (+9)
- bottle of Mystic Shell (10)
- Damage Reduction: 30
- bottle of pirate juice (10)
- Moxie +100
- bottle of rhinoceros hormones (10)
- Muscle +100
- box of Dweebs (15)
- Mysticality +15
- can of Binarrrca (50)
- Arrr.
- can of black paint (10)
- So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
- can of spinach (10)
- Weapon Damage +30
- cheap cigar butt (10)
- Damages Attacking Opponents
- cigar box turtle (15)
- +5 Hot Damage
- +5 Cold Damage
- +5 Stench Damage
- +5 Spooky Damage
- +5 Sleaze Damage
- coal dust (15)
- Moxie +20
- cold nuggets (5)
- +3 Cold Damage
- cold powder (5)
- Slight Cold Resistance (+1)
- colorful toad (10)
- +2 Hot Damage
- +2 Cold Damage
- +2 Spooky Damage
- +2 Stench Damage
- +2 Sleaze Damage
- comb jelly (20)
- Makes you harder to hit (when underwater)
- concentrated garbage juice (20)
- +75 Stench Damage
- cordial of concentration (5)
- Spell Damage +10%
- cranberry cordial (5)
- +10% Meat from Monsters
- cyclops eyedrops (10)
- +100% Item Drops from Monsters
- deadly lampshade (20)
- +75 Spooky Damage
- 100% chance of poisoning opponent
- delicious candy (15)
- +100 Spooky Damage
- +100 Damage to Spooky Spells
- deodorant (10)
- Monsters will be less attracted to you
- devilish folio (30)
- Grants access to the Suburb of Dis
- disintegrating spiky collar (10)
- +5 to Familiar Weight
- Dogsgotnonoz pills (10)
- Sublime Stench Resistance (+9)
- donkey flipbook (10)
- Sublime Sleaze Resistance (+9)
- eagle feather (20)
- +20% Item Drops from Monsters
- Eau de Guaneau (10)
- +50 Stench Damage
- Elizabeth's paintbrush (25)
- +25 Hot Damage
- +25 Cold Damage
- +25 Stench Damage
- +25 Spooky Damage
- +25 Sleaze Damage
- elven suicide capsule (10)
- sugar rush
- ennui-flavored potato chips (10)
- Mysticality +30
- experimental serum G-9 (40)
- Muscle +90%
- Mysticality +90%
- Moxie +90%
- experimental serum P-00 (20)
- ???
- extra-potent gremlin mutagen (1)
- All Attributes +50%
- eyedrops of newt (5)
- Moxie +25
- eyedrops of the ermine (5)
- +5% Item Drops from Monsters
- fake blood (10)
- +50 Spooky Damage
- fire flower (10)
- +50 Hot Damage
- fish-liver oil (5)
- Maximum HP +50
- Muscle +10%
- fitness wristband (50)
- Muscle +100%
- Maximum HP +50%
- Regenerate 20-25 HP per Adventure
- flask of baconstone juice (10)
- Mysticality +50%
- Spell Damage +11
- flask of hamethyst juice (10)
- Muscle +50%
- Weapon Damage +11
- flask of porquoise juice (10)
- Moxie +50%
- +6% Meat from Monsters
- +5% Item Drops from Monsters
- freezerburned ice cube (10)
- +50 Cold Damage
- Friendliness Beverage (20)
- +5 to Familiar Weight
- Frogade (5)
- Muscle +25
- Fudge Fiber Armor Plating (20)
- Damage Absorption +200
- Damage Reduction: 20
- funky dried mushroom (10)
- Mysticality +50%
- funny bone (30)
- +40 Damage vs. Undead
- future drug: Muscularactum (25)
- Muscle +50%
- Muscle +15
- +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight
- giant giant moth dust (50)
- Muscle +10
- Mysticality +10
- Moxie +10
- giraffe-necked turtle (15)
- +30% Combat Initiative
- glittery mascara (3)
- Mysticality +15%
- Glo-Pop (10)
- Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure
- glob of spoiled mayo (10)
- Deals Sleaze Damage every round.
- green candy heart (10)
- All Attributes +3
- +3 to Familiar Weight
- gremlin juice (5)
- Regular Attacks Can't Miss
- gummi turtle (15)
- +1 Muscle Stats Per Fight
- hair spray (3)
- Moxie +15%
- handful of hand chalk (5)
- Never Fumble
- Weapon Damage +3
- +3 Pool Skill
- handful of Laughing Willow bark (100)
- Mysticality +100%
- handful of pine needles (10)
- Monsters will be more attracted to you
- handsomeness potion (5)
- Moxie +5%
- +3 to Monster Level
- henna face paint (10)
- Regenerate 25-30 MP per Adventure
- hyperinflated seal lung (20)
- Lets you breathe underwater
- hot coal (15)
- +25 Hot Damage
- hot nuggets (5)
- +3 Hot Damage
- hot powder (5)
- Slight Hot Resistance (+1)
- industrial strength starch (20)
- Muscle +20
- Mysticality +20
- Moxie +20
- irradiated pet snacks (10)
- +10 to Familiar Weight
- irradiated turtle (15)
- Regenerate 4-5 MP per Adventure
- jabañero-flavored chewing gum (5)
- Mysticality +5
- Moxie -5
- jagged tooth (1)
- Weapon Damage +10%
- jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade (10)
- Muscle +20
- Knob Goblin love potion (5)
- Moxie +2
- Knob Goblin perfume (1)
- You smell like a Knob Goblin harem girl!
- Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray (10)
- +5 to Familiar Weight
- All Attributes -10%
- Knob Goblin steroids (5)
- Muscle +2
- lavender candy heart (10)
- All Attributes +3
- +10% Item Drops from Monsters
- libation of liveliness (5)
- +20% Combat Initiative
- lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum (5)
- Muscle -5
- Moxie +5
- lotion of coldness (10)
- +10 Cold Damage
- +20 Damage to Cold Spells
- So-So Stench Resistance (+2)
- So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
- lotion of hotness (10)
- +10 Hot Damage
- +20 Damage to Hot Spells
- So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
- So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
- lotion of sleaziness (10)
- +10 Sleaze Damage
- +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
- So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
- So-So Stench Resistance (+2)
- lotion of spookiness (10)
- +10 Spooky Damage
- +20 Damage to Spooky Spells
- So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
- So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
- lotion of stench (10)
- +10 Stench Damage
- +20 Damage to Stench Spells
- So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
- So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
- lump of Saccharine Maple sap (100)
- Moxie +100%
- lynyrd musk (30)
- +15 Stench Damage
- You Smell Like a Lynyrd
- mangled finger (20)
- Regenerate 4-6 MP per Adventure
- marzipan skull (5)
- sugar rush
- Meleegra™ pills (5)
- Weapon Damage +10
- Mer-kin hidepaint (10)
- Monsters will be less attracted to you. (Underwater only)
- Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler (10)
- +200% Meat from Monsters
- Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub (10)
- -50% Combat Initiative
- Muscle +25%
- milk of magnesium (10)
- You like food; food tastes good.
- Milk Studs (15)
- Muscle +15
- mocking turtle (15)
- +10 to Monster Level
- monkey barf (1)
- Deals Stench Damage every round
- moose thought (10)
- Mysticality +20
- Mortimer's nostrum (10)
- +100% Gear Drops from Monsters
- mother's little helper (10)
- Damage Absorption +50
- Damage Reduction: 10
- -1000% Combat Initiative
- mouse skull (20)
- Occasionally attacks your enemies for you
- Mr. Mediocrebar (10)
- All Attributes -30%
- musk turtle (15)
- Monsters will be more attracted to you
- neurostim pill (10)
- Regenerate 10-20 MP per Adventure
- O'RLY manual (20)
- +4 Mysticality Stats Per Fight
- oil of expertise (5)
- Makes your Muscle and Moxie equal to your Mysticality
- Oil of Parrrlay (5)
- Damage Absorption +30
- Damage Reduction: 10
- Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
- oil of slipperiness (5)
- Makes your Muscle and Mysticality equal to your Moxie
- oil of stability (5)
- Makes your Mysticality and Moxie equal to your Muscle
- ointment of the occult (5)
- Mysticality +100%
- old bronzer (25)
- Moxie +10
- +20% Combat Initiative
- +2 Moxie Stats Per Fight
- old eyebrow pencil (25)
- Muscle +10
- Weapon Damage +5
- +2 Muscle Stats Per Fight
- old rosewater cream (25)
- Mysticality +10
- Spell Damage +10
- +2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight
- orange candy heart (10)
- All Attributes +3
- +5 Hot Damage
- +5 Damage to Hot Spells
- orcish hand lotion (10)
- Never Fumble
- Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure
- Regenerate 6-8 HP per Adventure
- orcish nailing lube (10)
- Weapon Damage +10%
- orcish rubber (10)
- -2 MP to use Skills
- panty raider camouflage (10)
- +100% Combat Initiative
- papotion of papower (5)
- Weapon Damage +10
- Spell Damage +10
- +2 Stats Per Fight
- pec oil (20)
- So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
- So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
- So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
- So-So Stench Resistance (+2)
- So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
- PEEZ dispenser (5)
- sugar rush
- perfume of prejudice (5)
- +5 to Monster Level
- perl necklace (20)
- +25% Meat from Monsters
- philter of phorce (5)
- Muscle +100%
- physiostim pill (10)
- Regenerate 10-20 HP per Adventure
- pickle-flavored chewing gum (5)
- Mysticality +5
- Muscle -5
- pill cup (30)
- Muscle -20
- Mysticality -20
- Moxie -20
- pine tar (30)
- Reduced chance of fumbling
- pink candy heart (10)
- All Attributes +3
- +20% Meat from Monsters
- pirate brochure (10)
- Muscle +10%
- Polysniff Perfume (10)
- So-So Stench Resistance (+2)
- poppy (10)
- Regenerate 1-3 MP per Adventure
- possibility potion (10)
- +100% Combat Initiative
- potion of potency (5)
- Weapon Damage +5
- potion of temporary gr8tness (5)
- All Attributes +100%
- pressurized potion of perception (5)
- +50% Item Drops from Monsters
- pressurized potion of perspicacity (5)
- Mysticality +300%
- pressurized potion of pneumaticity (20)
- Lets you breathe underwater
- pressurized potion of proficiency (5)
- +8 Stats Per Fight
- pressurized potion of puissance (5)
- Muscle +300%
- pressurized potion of pulchritude (5)
- Moxie +300%
- probability potion (10)
- Muscle and Moxie +/- ???
- programmable turtle (15)
- So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
- So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
- So-So Stench Resistance (+2)
- So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
- So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
- pygmy phone number (15)
- He is violent and unpredictable!
- pygmy pygment (10)
- Muscle +25
- radium-flavored potato chips (10)
- Moxie +30
- really thick spine (15)
- Muscle +5
- +1 Muscle Stats Per Fight
- red and green rain stick (30)
- -10 to Monster Level
- red blood cells (100)
- Regenerate 5-10 HP per Adventure
- red foxglove (10)
- +75% Combat Initiative
- Maximum HP +200
- reodorant (10)
- Monsters will be more attracted to you
- robot grease (30)
- +15 Sleaze Damage
- Rock Pops (3)
- sugar rush
- ruby on canes (20)
- +150% Combat Initiative
- Weapon Damage +10
- salamander slurry (5)
- Mysticality +25
- salt wages (30)
- Maximum HP +25
- +25% Meat from Monsters
- sea salt crystal (5)
- Makes you a better diver
- seal-brain elixir (20)
- All Attributes +25%
- sealhide seal doll (10)
- Damage Reduction: 3
- +50% Muscle
- +10 Damage against Seals
- seegar butt (10)
- Slight Stench Resistance (+1)
- serum of sarcasm (5)
- Moxie +100%
- shark cartilage (15)
- +20% Meat from Monsters
- Makes you a better diver
- +3 Pool Skill
- sizzling seal fat (10)
- +25 Hot Damage
- +60% Combat Initiative
- sleaze nuggets (5)
- +3 Sleaze Damage
- SPF 451 lip balm (10)
- Sublime Hot Resistance (+9)
- spooky eyeliner (10)
- Mysticality +20
- Muscle -10
- Moxie -10
- spooky lipstick (10)
- Mysticality +20
- Muscle -10
- Moxie -10
- spooky nuggets (5)
- +3 Spooky Damage
- spooky powder (5)
- Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)
- spooky sap (5)
- sugar rush
- spooky sound effects record (10)
- Deals Spooky damage every round
- Squat-Thrust Magazine (20)
- +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight
- stone wool (5)
- Damage Reduction: 3
- super-spiky hair gel (5)
- Muscle +6
- Moxie +6
- Super Weight-Gain 9000 (10)
- Maximum HP +300
- Swabbie™ swab (10)
- +30% Combat Initiative
- tainted seal's blood (10)
- +3 Muscle
- +3 Weapon Damage
- Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure
- tamarind-flavored chewing gum (5)
- Muscle +5
- Moxie -5
- Tasty Fun Good rice candy (5)
- sugar rush
- teeny-tiny magic scroll (10)
- Mysticality +100
- Texas tea (10)
- Maximum HP +30
- Maximum MP +30
- that gum you like (5)
- sugar rush
- the most dangerous bait (20)
- +30 to Monster Level
- thin black candle (10)
- Muscle +10
- Mysticality +10
- Moxie -5
- tiny dancer (20)
- +20% Item Drops from Monsters
- tomato juice of powerful power (5)
- All Attributes +50%
- true grit (10)
- Weapon Damage +20
- Muscle +20
- tube of dread wax (10)
- Damage Reduction: 10
- turtle pheromones (30)
- Helps you tame turtles
- twinkly nuggets (5)
- Weapon Damage +3
- twinkly powder (5)
- Damage Reduction: 3
- Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide (100)
- unstable DNA (10)
- All Attributes +10%
- vial of baconstone juice (5)
- Mysticality +50%
- Spell Damage +11
- vial of The Glistening (15)
- +20% Combat Initiative
- Damage Reduction: 5
- weremoose spit (20)
- Muscle +10%
- Moxie +10%
- white candy heart (10)
- All Attributes +3
- +1 Stat Per Fight
- +1 Familiar Experience Per Fight
- wind-up ensign (20)
- Attracts enemy attention.
- wind-up navigation droid (20)
- +25% Combat Initiative
- wind-up vampire teeth (20)
- Attacks enemies every round and restores HP
- wind-up Whatsian robot (20)
- Attacks enemies every round
- wintergreen-flavored potato chips (10)
- Muscle +30
- yellow candy heart (10)
- All Attributes +3
- +20% Combat Initiative
- Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick (20)
- +2 Moxie Stats Per Fight
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