Romantic Serenade

---6am---
"Hey Bonnie, I made a song for you!" A man waved the purple rabbot over to him. He proceeded to set up a keyboard.
"O-oh? Even in the day?"
"Yep, brought the keyboard in so I could play it for you"
"Ohhh thank you Mikey!" She thanked him, hugging him from behind.

Mike cracked his fingers, and began to sing.

"I met this girl, and she's just great
This girl I just adore!
The problem is, she has much more
Than I had bargained for!"

Bonnie's blush intensified.

"She's got that smile; she's got the style!
She's got the walk; she's got the talk!
She's got the zing; there's just one thing,"

Bonnie hugged Mike tightly.

"She's got a penis."

...A bit too tightly.


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https://youtu.be/K3a8dTtc4Zo?t=3m51s