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  1. Please remember that Riot employees will never ask for your password when assisting you.
  2. InkStink (12:36): yes?
  3. Arn0x (12:36): I just thought I'd let you know
  4. InkStink (12:36): nvm
  5. Arn0x (12:36): That your play
  6. InkStink (12:36): ik
  7. i sucked
  8. Arn0x (12:36): Has actually made me physically sick
  9. InkStink (12:36): you dont need to tell me
  10. Arn0x (12:36): No
  11. You need to listen to what I have to say
  12. After forcing me
  13. To drop 16 Elo
  14. You have a duty
  15. To listen to my words
  16. InkStink (12:37): ?
  17. lol
  18. everyone makes mistakes
  19. Arn0x (12:37): Your inability to play this game to any intelligent degree
  20. InkStink (12:37): ty
  21. Arn0x (12:37): Shut up
  22. And listen
  23. InkStink (12:37): for the words
  24. did i insult you?
  25. Arn0x (12:37): Your inability to play this game
  26. InkStink (12:37): once?
  27. Arn0x (12:37): Actually makes me sick
  28. InkStink (12:37): no
  29. Arn0x (12:37): No
  30. You didn't
  31. But shut up
  32. InkStink (12:37): i can play the game
  33. Arn0x (12:37): Because this isn't about who insulted who
  34. No
  35. You cannot
  36. That's a ******* lie
  37. InkStink (12:37): yep
  38. Arn0x (12:37): You're a ******* liar
  39. InkStink (12:37): i can
  40. Arn0x (12:37): No
  41. InkStink (12:37): lol
  42. kid
  43. Arn0x (12:38): No you can't
  44. InkStink (12:38): are you big?
  45. behind this wall?
  46. Arn0x (12:38): Stop typing and listen to me
  47. You owe me
  48. Your silence
  49. That's what you do
  50. InkStink (12:38): lol no i dont
  51. Arn0x (12:38): When you play a **** game
  52. You shut the **** up
  53. InkStink (12:38): lol
  54. you certainly didnt
  55. Arn0x (12:38): And you listen to what people have to say
  56. InkStink (12:38): i did
  57. Arn0x (12:38): Shut up
  58. And listen
  59. InkStink (12:38): they said to ward
  60. i went to ward
  61. Arn0x (12:38): Shut up
  62. Shut up
  63. Shut up
  64. InkStink (12:38): i did not think they would be in that bush
  65. Arn0x (12:38): Shut up
  66. Shut up
  67. And listen
  68. I will tell you
  69. If you shut up
  70. And read
  71. InkStink (12:38): so screw me that they were
  72. listen
  73. normally
  74. when someone wants to tlak to me
  75. after a game
  76. its not to insult me
  77. maybe say i could've played better, yes
  78. Arn0x (12:39): This isn't to insult you
  79. This is to explain to you
  80. InkStink (12:39): but not to blatantly insult me
  81. Arn0x (12:39): How you make me feel
  82. How I actually feel right now
  83. InkStink (12:39): telling me i cant play the game
  84. Arn0x (12:39): I feel actually sick.
  85. InkStink (12:39): is insulting me
  86. get that right
  87. Arn0x (12:39): You've offended me that much I feel sick
  88. Your display was disgusting
  89. I feel dirty
  90. InkStink (12:40): see?
  91. insulting
  92. Arn0x (12:40): Like, I need to take a shower
  93. InkStink (12:40): seriously dude
  94. its a game
  95. Arn0x (12:40): How is it an insult
  96. InkStink (12:40): one game
  97. Arn0x (12:40): If it's the truth
  98. InkStink (12:40): i messed up, yeah
  99. Arn0x (12:40): You physically repulse me
  100. InkStink (12:40): but not anymore than tristana
  101. geez
  102. Arn0x (12:40): Don't try to blame someone else
  103. InkStink (12:40): lol?
  104. Arn0x (12:40): You have one person to blame for your **** play
  105. InkStink (12:40): you think i caused the loss?
  106. i neevr blamed trist for my play
  107. Arn0x (12:41): Good
  108. Back to the topic at hand
  109. InkStink (12:41): im saying if i was bad, so was she
  110. Arn0x (12:41): Okay how about
  111. I let you finish typing
  112. And then I go
  113. So you go now
  114. InkStink (12:41): lol im done
  115. Arn0x (12:41): :
  116. Okay good
  117. Now stop typing
  118. And listen
  119. Here's the deal
  120. InkStink (12:41): one question
  121. Arn0x (12:41): Okay so you haven't stopped typing
  122. InkStink (12:41): are you going to be informative on how to improve
  123. Arn0x (12:41): I will sit with you
  124. In a custom game
  125. InkStink (12:41): or are you gonaa say you need a shower again
  126. Arn0x (12:41): For as long as you want
  127. And tell you
  128. How the **** to play top lane
  129. If it means
  130. InkStink (12:42): i can
  131. Arn0x (12:42): You won't be queued in ranked
  132. InkStink (12:42): normally i play cho gath
  133. top
  134. and do fairly decent
  135. but i thought i could jax it this time
  136. Arn0x (12:42): Finished typing?
  137. InkStink (12:43): um
  138. for now
  139. Arn0x (12:43): Okay so
  140. Let's address why you make me feel sick: you demonstrate absolutely no intelligence whatsoever when playing League of Legends
  141. InkStink (12:43): LOL
  142. seriously
  143. dont do that
  144. Arn0x (12:43): I like to think that the human race is advanced.
  145. InkStink (12:43): say something else
  146. Arn0x (12:44): I like to think that we're ahead of primative species.
  147. InkStink (12:44): something that would be mroe adhering to the summoners code
  148. if you will
  149. Arn0x (12:44): And when I see people like you make mistakes like you make, it makes me doubt this species.
  150. Loo
  151. InkStink (12:44): you seem like an intelligent sort of guy
  152. Arn0x (12:44): I'm sorry if what you make me feel like is somehow offending you
  153. InkStink (12:44): its k
  154. Arn0x (12:44): I don't need you to affirm me in any way
  155. I didn't add you for myself
  156. I added you to let you know that some person in the world
  157. InkStink (12:44): i feel that way about some people in League somtimes as well
  158. Arn0x (12:45): Is actually feeling really ill right now
  159. Because of how stupid you are
  160. InkStink (12:45): dude
  161. season 3
  162. has barely even started
  163. Arn0x (12:45): Now, let me ask you, how does it make you feel?
  164. InkStink (12:45): it makes me feel confused
  165. Arn0x (12:45): That idea that somewhere, your idiocy has reduced someone to sickness?
  166. It's quite profound, isn't it?
  167. InkStink (12:45): kindave confused, bemused, and amused
  168. Arn0x (12:45): The fact that it can happen?
  169. InkStink (12:45): you know what woul be funny
  170. if i posted this convo to reddit
  171. lol
  172. tons of karma
  173. kinda like trinity force
  174. tons of dmg
  175. rofl
  176. Arn0x (12:46): No idea what you're talking about
  177. InkStink (12:46): its k
  178. you dont need to know
  179. Arn0x (12:46): So how does it make you feel?
  180. Are you ashamed?
  181. InkStink (12:46): ?
  182. i've told you
  183. i feel confused
  184. bemused
  185. and amused
  186. Arn0x (12:47): Okay.
  187. Do you feel shame?
  188. InkStink (12:47): nope
  189. look this much hate
  190. over the internet
  191. is kind rediculous if you ask me
  192. Arn0x (12:47): It isn't hate
  193. InkStink (12:47): ?
  194. Arn0x (12:48): That's quite a few times now you've replied with "?"
  195. It doesn't help your cause
  196. Try typing sentences
  197. Try using words
  198. InkStink (12:48): Okay.
  199. I will use capitalization and punctuation.
  200. Because this is English class.
  201. On the Internet.
  202. Arn0x (12:48): No
  203. It isn't about being grammatically correct
  204. It's about actually being able to communciate
  205. InkStink (12:48): Hold on dude.
  206. Arn0x (12:49): Spamming "?" when you're short on ideas is a reflection of your intelligence
  207. InkStink (12:49): Why are you talking to me?
  208. What is the point of this?
  209. What do you seek to gain?
  210. Arn0x (12:49): I want you to realize
  211. That there are people who are affected by your low level of intelligence
  212. If you're afflicted by some type of mental disability, I understand
  213. But tell me now
  214. Otherwise, you have no excuse
  215. InkStink (12:49): See.
  216. This is the problem with you.
  217. You lost 16 elo.
  218. You are very mad right now.
  219. So mad, that in fact
  220. Arn0x (12:50): Mad isn't quite the right word
  221. It's sickness
  222. I've described it already
  223. My stomach hurts and I feel dirty
  224. InkStink (12:50): You choose to take it out on a random person on the Internet.
  225. Arn0x (12:50): That isn't being angry
  226. InkStink (12:51): Oh really?
  227. Arn0x (12:51): Random isn't quite the right word
  228. Seeing as you're directly responsible for it
  229. InkStink (12:51): You coud be 5/0/2 right now.
  230. As Lee
  231. In a game
  232. Arn0x (12:51): I don't want to play this game any more
  233. I won't queue again
  234. I actually do feel sick
  235. InkStink (12:51): Right now you mean?
  236. Arn0x (12:51): I don't think you understand how genuine I am
  237. When I say that you've actually turned me off playing League of Legends
  238. InkStink (12:51): I'm sure you'll be on tommorow.
  239. Arn0x (12:51): That's how stupid you present yourself
  240. Maybe after some sleep
  241. InkStink (12:52): You were gold last season if I recall.
  242. ey
  243. Let's duo
  244. Redo it all
  245. Arn0x (12:52): Do you genuinely think
  246. InkStink (12:52): I'm not looking to troll
  247. Arn0x (12:52): I want to be on the same team as you
  248. InkStink (12:52): I honestly think we should.
  249. Arn0x (12:52): No
  250. You repulse me
  251. You're stupid
  252. InkStink (12:53): :)
  253. Arn0x (12:53): You're literally a stupid human being
  254. InkStink (12:53): :D
  255. Arn0x (12:53): I have no interest in duoing with stupid people
  256. InkStink (12:53): :D
  257. My intelligence is very low right now
  258. See?
  259. I'm spamming smileys
  260. Arn0x (12:53): Keep me added
  261. InkStink (12:53): For what?
  262. Arn0x (12:53): I have a friend folder for scum
  263. InkStink (12:53): Um
  264. dude
  265. Arn0x (12:53): I like to keep tabs on their elo/queue times so I don't have to be paired with them.
  266. InkStink (12:53): Is this what you do with your life?
  267. Arn0x (12:54): I don't understand the question
  268. InkStink (12:54): Everyone makes mistakes
  269. You need to understnad that.
  270. Arn0x (12:54): People shouldn't make mistakes, though.
  271. InkStink (12:54): Yes, well
  272. Arn0x (12:54): You have the is ought fallacy.
  273. InkStink (12:55): People aren't perfect
  274. Hm lets see
  275. I'm looking at your profile
  276. That is bad luck
  277. I'm sorry dude
  278. Arn0x (12:55): I don't need your pity
  279. Anyway, I'm done with this discussion
  280. I think you fully grasp how sickening your lack if intelligence is
  281. InkStink (12:56): I will make a suggestion
  282. Build a little tankier on Lee
  283. Arn0x (12:56): At some point in the future, I'd like to 1v1 you
  284. InkStink (12:56): You did it the game before
  285. Arn0x (12:56): Just to see how really, really stupid you are
  286. InkStink (12:56): I would rather duo with you
  287. Arn0x (12:56): That will never happen
  288. You're not intelligent enough
  289. InkStink (12:56): We shall see
  290. Arn0x (12:57): To ever be close to what I want from a duo partner
  291. InkStink (12:57): I will get a few more wins
  292. I've been doing decent this season
  293. As you can see
  294. Arn0x (12:57): You're a bad player.
  295. InkStink (12:57): ?
  296. Arn0x (12:57): Remember what we said about question marks?
  297. Use words.
  298. Communicate.
  299. InkStink (12:58): 12 wins 8 losses
  300. Arn0x (12:58): Point toward what you don't understand.
  301. InkStink (12:58): I think I'm doing okay
  302. Arn0x (12:58): Read up on the law of large numbers
  303. InkStink (12:58): These are low numbers however
  304. Arn0x (12:58): You will drop in Elo.
  305. InkStink (12:58): Well, yeah, I lost 20 just now
  306. Arn0x (12:58): And I will message you periodically
  307. InkStink (12:58): You do that
  308. Arn0x (12:59): Asking you when you plan to improve yourself as a human being
  309. But yeah
  310. InkStink (12:59): Not as a human being
  311. Arn0x (12:59): Understand that you're a disgusting human being for what you put people through
  312. InkStink (12:59): Maybe as a player
  313. of League of Legends
  314. I wasn't with the rest of the team at times
  315. I thought I could do more by pushing top
  316. Arn0x (12:59): I don't want to discuss this with you
  317. InkStink (12:59): Maybe I was wrong
  318. I tried to take teleport you know
  319. Arn0x (12:59): You're not intelligent enough to understand what your shortcomings were
  320. InkStink (12:59): Try me
  321. Arn0x (12:59): No
  322. InkStink (1:00): I see
  323. Arn0x (1:00): It's like trying to speak to a dog
  324. You're on a different level
  325. I cannot communicate using logic and reason with you
  326. InkStink (1:00): Dogs are very intelligent you know
  327. Arn0x (1:00): Because if you respected those things you wouldn't be as disgusting as you are
  328. InkStink (1:00): Disgusting?
  329. Arn0x (1:00): What don't you understand?
  330. The question mark suggests you're asking something
  331. InkStink (1:00): Look, I'm sorry you had a bad losing steak
  332. Arn0x (1:01): But because you didn't supply more information, I cannot respond
  333. InkStink (1:01): But here's a tip
  334. After your first loss
  335. Arn0x (1:01): I do not need advice from you
  336. InkStink (1:01): You kept playing
  337. And you kept losing
  338. When that happens, you need to take a break
  339. Arn0x (1:01): Arn0x (5:31): I do not need advice from you
  340. InkStink (1:01): Maybe wait a few hours
  341. Arn0x (1:01): Arn0x (5:31): Arn0x (5:31): I do not need advice from you
  342. InkStink (1:01): Hmm
  343. It seems
  344. You are around 4 hours head of me
  345. England?
  346. Pacific?
  347. Or 8 hours behind me
  348. Asia?
  349. That's not the point
  350. When you keep losing
  351. Like that
  352. Your mindset is not the same
  353. So sometimes it is better
  354. To take a few hours off
  355. Before playing another match
  356. Just something I have learned
  357. Well, it has been fun
  358. Arn0x (1:03): I don't think you have any of the qualities required for learning.
  359. Yeah, shower time for me
  360. Stop being so disgusting.
  361. InkStink (1:03): Okay
  362. Arn0x (1:03): It isn't nice on others.
  363. InkStink (1:04): How was I disgusting
  364. Please, Enlighten me
  365. Arn0x (1:04): Arn0x (5:30): It's like trying to speak to a dogYou're on a different levelI cannot communicate using logic and reason with youInkStink (5:30): Dogs are very intelligent you know
  366. Arn0x (5:30): Because if you respected those things you wouldn't be as disgusting as you are
  367. InkStink (1:04): Your copy and past makes me cringe
  368. I am not a bad player
  369. I look to improve
  370. All the time
  371. I have gained some things out of this
  372. One
  373. Never play with a Lee Sin
  374. They are really blind
  375. To just about everything
  376. Including things that aren't even in the game
  377. Such as the actual players
  378. Take the bandanna off your face
  379. Open your eyes
  380. Become the Lee Sin you were meant to be
  381.  (1:07): I hope you have good luck with the rest of your matches
  382. Arn0x (1:07): Stop messaging me
  383. InkStink (1:07): And I bid you good day
  384. ?
  385. I thought you were gonna take a shower
  386. Logg off
  387. :P
  388. Count to 3
  389. Cool down
  390. You don't have to be this angry
  391. Now
  392. If you really wanted me to stop being
  393. "disgusting"
  394. as you say
  395. You would tell me what I did wrong
  396. According to you
  397. Arn0x (1:08): Stop messaging me.
  398. InkStink (1:08): Hey, you added me buddy
  399. I cna msg you however much I want
  400. It's perfectly legal you know
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