TV Guide

CN-tan

>Brown/tan
>dat booty tho
>The most avid cartoon lover out of the three. She even loves cartoons that's not her's and also considers herself on expert on the subject
>She had a phase where she tried to push live action (CN Real) for a while to be like her siblings but soon enough went back to her roots and acts like it never happened
>The "ghetto" cool-girl type that likes to speak in street and internet slang
>Tries to be hip and trendy but still has a soft spot for nostalgia
>A total slut for memes
>Fucks up a lot but tries her best
>Older sister is AdultSwim-tan, they tease each other a lot but they are mostly in good terms
>Tends to have an ego with her whole "best place for cartoons" angle
>Favorite sport is basketball
>Loves twerking and is the most lewd out of the tans

Nick-tan

>Freckles
>Basically a female version of Urkel
>The oldest of the main three
>Your typical nerd stereotype, constantly fucking up somehow
>Very shy and nervous and she instantly regrets decisions that she makes even if their good ones due to having such low self esteem
>Huge nostalgia nut that loves to collect things relating to her good ole' days but tends to hide it
>She's surprisingly very athletic despite her nerdy appearance and has many hobbies relating to physical activities
>Loves gross-out jokes and pranks
>Has a slime and kitsch aesthetic that tends to dwell into being more of a fetish
>A huge slut for Spongebob
>CN and DisneyChannel-tan still hang out and tolerate her despite being a walking disaster, since their sisters
>CN-tan still hasn't forgiven her for canning Invader Zim

Disney Channel-tan

>Slightly chubbier then the others
>Is cute and innocent on the outside but is an evil, corporate mastermind on the inside
>Every decision she makes is made to make money, she's already rich from the fortune her father passed down to her but only wants more
>Greedy, bitchy, daddy's girl with megalomaniacal tendencies
>Is a huge control freak who will have nervous breakdowns when she's not in control
>Is slightly co-dependent on her sisters for advice and support
>Is arguably a bigger trend hound then CN-tan only she tends to be more conservative and subtle about it
>Has great knowledge of Walt Disney and the legacy of the brand she's based on, a lot that CN-tan knows about Disney is what DisneyChannel-tan told her
>Loves to brag about how she owns such huge brand names like Star Wars and Marvel
>Despite her greed and ego she has a tender, big hearted side that she has from being raised on good Christian morals
>Loves cute, magical things like fairies, princesses and what not
>FUCKING LOVES MUSICALS

[adult swim]-tan

>Lesbian
>Thick
>Actually related to CN-tan by blood. CN-tan is Hanna's daughter while AdultSwim-tan is Barbara's
>Started out as a wide eyed and talented girl with a lot of aspirations and a love for experimentation
>Grew up to be a more sardonic stoner who doesn't really care about how she runs herself but she still retains some of her passion
>Loves anime, especially obscure and new titles
>Loves obscure and independent music as well
>Now mostly relies on re-runs of Fox-tan's shows and is pretty much Fox's bitch at this point
>Had a thing with Toonami-tan but they broke up and then got back together again years later
>CN-tan's rising interest in anime is thanks to Toonami-tan
>Loves to fluster and pretty much scar 4Kids-tan by showing her adult anime
>Never had too much connection with her other surrogate sisters


The four main Network tans all have different fathers and their mother is Nick@Nite.


4Kids-tan

>Daughter of Fox
>Very sensitive, oblivious and easy to fluster and scare
>Hates violence and is obsessed with safety, she tends to ruin things and suck the fun out of it
>Always trying to censor shows to make them less violent
>Xenophobic tendencies
>Speaks in an over-exaggerated accent to seem cooler
>Thinks anime and western cartoons are practically the same
>Illiterate
>Wants to be like Sanji when she grows up
>Is the only one of the dead channels that's actually still alive
>Would most probably be voiced by Tara Strong
>Precious cinnamon roll yadda yadda yadda











- Special Thanks go to Edgelord of Edgelords for his help.