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- Another fragment, because dammit THESE PEOPLE LIVE IN HERE NOW.
- >Be Anonymous, several weeks after what *some* people call the "FU Affair"
- >School is, well, school.
- >You managed to get the paper for History done.
- >You're discovering you have some skills in Trig. Maybe even in explaining Trig.
- >Hell, even Skippy gets it.
- >(That long skinny chick he hangs out with had it months ago, of course).
- >Settling into something you haven't had for ... for ever.
- >A predictable life pattern.
- >So THIS is what "normal" feels like, huh?
- >Home late.
- >Some talk with "Professor Snape" about earning some teaching credits before you graduate.
- >Gotta talk with Sunset about that since *she* was the one who actually *wants* to teach, maybe.
- >Leftover pot roast (Thanks, Meg!)
- >On the couch, watching TV, with Sunset.
- >Really getting to be a habit.
- >"Oh, Anon... I saw Ashley today."
- >Clench level: 20%.
- "Oh?"
- >Good job not choking on your own spit, pal.
- >"He was driving ... I guess to the drugstore, and I was coming back because we needed... some things. And he saw me."
- >Clench level: 30% and rising
- >Hackles: activate
- "Mkay? What happened?"
- >She stretches. Clearly nothing really horrible.
- >She hasn't had any serious PTS moments since you showed her the stars. But you can never be sure.
- >"He slowed down... and we made eye contact."
- >CLENCH ACHIEVED.
- "... okay..."
- >"And then I pulled your pipe wrench out of my purse!"
- >You stop staring at the TV and stare at her. She has the biggest grin on her face.
- >"I held it up and smiled really big... and then I waved the wrench a little - like this!"
- >She pantomimes waving a 14" pipe wrench in an entirely friendly, terrifying way.
- >The way that says "Hi neighbor! Youuuu're next! o/`"
- "And ... THEN what happened?"
- >"He left skid marks!"
- >She flops back onto the couch, looking entirely too pleased with herself.
- >CLENCH ABORT. REPEAT. CLENCH ABORT. WE HAVE SAFETY.
- "Pssshhh.... wow."
- >You tilt your head to look at her in profile. She's still grinning.
- >More TV occurs.
- >"... Anon?"
- "mmmyes?"
- >"Where did you get that wrench? I think I want one for my own."
- >"Maybe with FLAMES on it!"
- >From elsewhere in the living room, "Gonna want t' put tape on the handle if you're gonna use it for -"
- >Just another night at the Stables.
- ---
- Several weeks after the last one...
- >"Oh my Goddess I am so sorry!"
- "it's ok."
- >"Oh my GODDESS I am so sorry!"
- "it's o...k."
- >"Oh my GODDESS I AM SO SORRY!!"
- "Seriously, it's ok. i'll be fine..."
- >"I didn't MEAN to kick you in the back!"
- "To be fair, you just slammed your heels into my back.... I'll be fine in a minute."
- >"But when you did that thing with your tongue..."
- "... Just glad you liked that."
- >"How did you LEARN that?"
- "... Made it up. There's only so many things you can do - listen... I'll be fine in a little while. Let's just agree not to tell anyone about this for a few years"
- >"That's .. A good idea. It would raise too,many questions,"
- "like the time Pinkie showed use her nipple ring. How did she get anyone to DO that to an underage girl?"
- >"Oh, she did THAT herself..."
- "Wat."
- >"It was a sleepover and she got bored and..."
- "... I want to know, and I don't want to know."
- >"SHE thought it was hilarious!"
- "Unique person, our Pinkamina... Say, would you ever thing about getting - "
- >”Considering what happens when you touch them NOW? Are you crazy?"
- "... Just asking..."
- - mook
- "Ya know, they have ones that just slip on with a little loop-"
- >"NO."
- ---
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