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  1. 4:33
  2. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  3. ello o/ :3
  4.  
  5. 4:35
  6. The Beautiful Princess Ashley
  7. hi fin
  8. i'm back
  9.  
  10. 4:35
  11. RenzXVI
  12. Oh yeah, you were gone from Yachting.
  13. Or whatever it's called.
  14.  
  15.  
  16. 4:37
  17. The Beautiful Princess Ashley
  18. i was sailing
  19.  
  20. 4:38
  21. RenzXVI
  22. Oh ok
  23. Do you fish during that?
  24.  
  25. 4:38
  26. The Beautiful Princess Ashley
  27. no
  28.  
  29. 4:38
  30. RenzXVI
  31. Oh
  32. So you just float?
  33.  
  34.  
  35. 4:38
  36. The Beautiful Princess Ashley
  37. yup, you float and get blown everywhere
  38. i don't get why my family loves it
  39.  
  40. 4:39
  41. RenzXVI
  42. It sounds fun. :D
  43. I'd like to fish too.
  44.  
  45.  
  46. 4:40
  47. The Beautiful Princess Ashley
  48. you can't properly fish if you're moving
  49.  
  50. 4:40
  51. RenzXVI
  52. oooh, so it's a challenge.
  53. I'll bring a net.
  54.  
  55. 4:41
  56. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  57. xD
  58.  
  59. 4:43
  60. The Beautiful Princess Ashley
  61. the only fun i've had this vacation was when we docked somewhere and went to see the Incredibles 2
  62.  
  63. 4:44
  64. RenzXVI
  65. oooh
  66. Cool
  67. So you liked it?
  68.  
  69. 4:44
  70. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  71. nice
  72. I had fun in Helsinki
  73.  
  74. 4:45
  75. RenzXVI
  76. what did you do there?
  77.  
  78. 4:45
  79. The Beautiful Princess Ashley
  80. yeah, i loved it
  81.  
  82. 4:45
  83. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  84. with the sushi and the transformers and the amusement park and Heureka
  85. I made a map of all the rides I liked for next time
  86.  
  87. 4:47
  88. RenzXVI
  89. Sorry, but Ashley just said she watched Incredibles 2 and her vacation automatically sounded incredible 2 times more than yours. XD
  90.  
  91. 4:47
  92. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  93. xD
  94. nothing beats Heureka
  95.  
  96. 4:48
  97. The Beautiful Princess Ashley
  98. my vacation was not incredible
  99. boats are incredibly boring
  100.  
  101. 4:49
  102. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  103. at least you didn't have to row
  104.  
  105. 4:50
  106. RenzXVI
  107. She had to do the thing Maui taught Moana.
  108. Then she restored the stone thingy.
  109.  
  110. 4:50
  111. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  112. at my great aunt's house we had to row across the lake to the shop bus and back
  113.  
  114. 4:51
  115. RenzXVI
  116. I've rowed on boats before and it's not that bad.
  117.  
  118. 4:52
  119. The Beautiful Princess Ashley
  120. i didn't visit a human-shaped island though. just a bunch of boring ones.
  121.  
  122. 4:53
  123. RenzXVI
  124. We have a mountain shaped like a woman.
  125.  
  126. 4:54
  127. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  128. our country used to be shaped like a woman but she got her arm cut off
  129.  
  130. 4:54
  131. RenzXVI
  132. lol
  133.  
  134. 4:55
  135. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  136. one day we shall have our revenge on the russians and her arm back
  137.  
  138. 4:57
  139. The Beautiful Princess Ashley
  140. lol
  141. our country is shaped like a weird shapeless blob
  142.  
  143. 4:58
  144. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  145. xD
  146.  
  147. 4:58
  148. RenzXVI
  149. https://i.imgur.com/0cSP6xP.jpg
  150.  
  151. 4:59
  152. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  153. norway is our veil and sweden is our cape
  154. australia is yarn and the islands that are left out are the string going everywhere
  155.  
  156. 5:03
  157. RenzXVI
  158. I still like this https://i.imgur.com/lukLwnX.jpg
  159.  
  160. 5:04
  161. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  162. what's with the boats
  163.  
  164. 5:04
  165. RenzXVI
  166. They're trying to hunt the Kraken.
  167.  
  168. 5:05
  169. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  170. oh the Kraken killed the primal dolphin
  171. we're going to need a bigger boat!
  172.  
  173. 5:08
  174. RenzXVI
  175. That's for Jaws.
  176.  
  177. 5:09
  178. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  179. well if you need a bigger boat just for a big shark think of the boat you'd need for Kraken
  180. The Beautiful Princess Ashley has left the chat.
  181.  
  182. 5:13
  183. RenzXVI
  184. Makes me think of this https://i.imgur.com/unOrSdL.jpg
  185.  
  186. 5:17
  187. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  188. still not an big as the Kraken
  189. Meg is the Kraken's henchman
  190. woman
  191. or something
  192.  
  193. 5:18
  194. RenzXVI
  195. lol ok
  196. Did you just assume the shark's gender?
  197.  
  198. 5:18
  199. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  200. no
  201. I gave options
  202.  
  203. 5:18
  204. RenzXVI
  205. lol
  206.  
  207. 5:22
  208. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  209. I saw a documentary of the Meg tho and it is most likely a female
  210. she'll be played by Amy Schumer
  211.  
  212. 5:23
  213. RenzXVI
  214. Oh
  215.  
  216. 5:23
  217. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  218. she won't even need a costume
  219.  
  220. 5:24
  221. RenzXVI
  222. I am lost.
  223. I dunno what you mean.
  224.  
  225. 5:24
  226. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  227. she fat
  228.  
  229. 5:25
  230. RenzXVI
  231. So you are talking about some comedy film?
  232.  
  233. 5:25
  234. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  235. yes but the documentary part was real
  236.  
  237. 5:28
  238. RenzXVI
  239. I am not even sure if I am confused even more or less.
  240. The Beautiful Princess Ashley has joined the chat.
  241.  
  242. 5:32
  243. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  244. i was referring to the pic you linked with the Amy Schumer part
  245. but there is an actual scientific documentary that says the meg is female
  246.  
  247. 5:35
  248. RenzXVI
  249. I don't see how Amy Schumer is linked to anything.
  250.  
  251. 5:36
  252. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  253. well the meg is a big shark and Amy is a big woman
  254.  
  255. 5:37
  256. RenzXVI
  257. But she isn't in the movie.
  258.  
  259. 5:38
  260. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  261. it's a real movie?
  262.  
  263. 5:38
  264. RenzXVI
  265. What are you talking about?
  266.  
  267. 5:38
  268. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  269. your poster
  270.  
  271. 5:39
  272. RenzXVI
  273. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Meg
  274.  
  275. 5:39
  276. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  277. (unamused)
  278.  
  279. 5:45
  280. RenzXVI
  281. I still don't know what's been happening. XD
  282.  
  283. 5:46
  284. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  285. oh ic you don't think the meg is real
  286.  
  287. 5:46
  288. RenzXVI
  289. What? You were the one who didn't think it was real.
  290.  
  291. 5:47
  292. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  293. no I didn't know that movie was real
  294. I thought it was just a meme
  295.  
  296. 5:48
  297. RenzXVI
  298. Oh ok. But i still don't see how Amy Schumer is related to anything.
  299.  
  300. 5:49
  301. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  302. it was just a joke, she isn't
  303.  
  304. 5:50
  305. RenzXVI
  306. Oh. :p
  307. I thought you meant there was a documentary with her in it.
  308.  
  309. 5:50
  310. High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia
  311. no xD
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