Partial Possession Chungus Chapter 10

>Halfway through Shitface shoving the entire thing down his gullet, Fluttershy floated back in, and placed the basket down
>She looks to you with a condescending smile. "Well, that's not exactly what snakes eat, but it was a good effort!" You smiled back
"I'll learn."
>Chungus rolled his eyes. "No he won't."
"He's right, you know."
>He stopped, and gestured with his hoof wildly. "Why do you just go with this?! Why are you so okay with being terrible at everything?"
"If I can't be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst. That is my mission."
>Fluttershy giggled. "He's not bad, Chungus. No one starts out knowing how to do everything, a few mistakes are natural!"
>Your heart beats a bit faster. It's adorable when she tries to justify your existance
"Thanks, Flutters."
>"Of course!"
>She grabbed another basket and went back out, presumably to feed voles, or whatever the fuck lives in places like these
>You're not up on your cartoon forest ecology.
"So what is it?"
>'What? What is what?'
"You've been pretty bitchy today."
>'I've not been--'
"What star sign were you born under?"
>'Uh-...Gemini--'
"I need to know so that I can figure out what aliens are bitches, because the only way someone as bitchy as you could exist is if all the bitch planets aligned at your birth. "
>He sighed, knowing to continue fighting was pointless
"If I didn't know any better, I would think you're the distant cousin of both Rarity and Twilight. You are from a vague and unexplained country of origin that seems to just have traditions, abilities, and family bonds made up on the spot for throwaway gags. I'm going to start calling you Rolf."
>'Okay, so--'
>You suddenly take a sharp gasp
"Oh my fuck, SHUT UP!"
>You burst out the door and take wing, crashing in to Fluttershy and sending both of you to the ground
>She rubbed her head. "Ow! Anon, what's wrong?!"
"I HAVE TO GET TRIXIE TO CALL ME A DORK!"
>You get to your hooves and pull her up. "I don't think she's even in town."
"Son of a bitch!"


>She pat your back. "I'm not sure what this is about, but it seems very important to you?"
"Not really. To me this is all just a gag."
>She slowly pulled her hoof back. "Um, okay..."
>You chuckle
"Okay, I guess it is kind of important to me."
>She nods and sets her basket upright, knowing better than to ask why. You help her pick up the vegetables and put them in.
'So anyways, why is it that you're being a bitch today?'
>'We didn't get any sleep. I'm kind of done with sharing.'
'Sharing is caring you buggy motherfucker.'
>'You're very racist.'
'I'm not the nigger going OH EVERYPONY and naming every fucking city and building after horse anatomy!'
>'You are a pony!'
'I'm not a fucking horse! I was never a horse!'
>'Then what are you?'
'I'm you!'
>'Where am I?!'
>At once, both of you turned to Fluttershy and speak aloud
"Who are we?!"
>She jumps. "I-Th--W--You--I'm not--"
>"Hey, Fluttershy!" A gruff southern voice distracted the both of you, and you turned to see Applejack trotting up the path to the cottage. "Can I talk with ya?"
>"With me?" Fluttershy responded, looking between the three of you
>Applejack kept a wary eye on you. "Yeah, you."
"Me?"
>"Not you!"
>"Me?" Your double asked.
>"No! I just told you--Her!" She pointed at Fluttershy
"Then why were you looking at me?"
>"She was looking at me." Chungus sighed.
>"What in tarnation--No, I just told you, not you!"
>"You told him, not me."
>"HIM?! Who are you blubberin' about?!"
>"Who are you anyways!? I dont even know you!"
>"We just ate dinner together a few days ago!"
>"You're the old lady that gave us food?"
>Fluttershy shrank. "Wait, am I still me?"
"EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>Both ponies' jaws locked tight.


"We need to get everyone's blood, put them in petri dishes, and stick hot wires in them! We also need a password and a running tally of how many of us are there! And after that we need to verify that everyone is real by looking for bad memories of them, the dimensional parasites can only implant good ones in your mind!"
>"Dag nabit, see, Fluttershy, THIS is why I need to talk with you!"
"It's the only way to be sure!"
>Fluttershy tensed up, and Applejack continued. "Just a couple minutes ago, I caught Applebloom shirkin' her duties, playin' in the Everfree!"
>"That seems like bad parenting." Chungus pointed out. Applejack ignored him.
>"She seemed off, and I asked her what was wrong, and she told me that she saw her--" She pointed to you. "Talkin' to herself like a madpony! I'm worried about ya!"
>Fluttershy gave a broken smile. "I appriciate your concern, Applejack, but I'm quite fine."
>"Applebloom told me everything! That she was callin' herself a changeling, and talking about stealing babies!"
>You snicker.
"It's only true. And in the interests of honesty, Chungus said he never stole any babies. That's what he said, at least."
>Applejack stuttered for a few moments, gesturing with one of her hooves. "Y-you see?! Anon's gone insane! It's not safe!"
>Fluttershy's expression hardened. "Applejack, I do thank you for your effort, but everything's fine. Just because Chungus is a change--"
>"Who the hay is Chungus?!"
>
>"Oh, shit, we never told her about me."
"Applejack, I'm disappointed in you."
>"Ehhhwhat now?" She blinked.
"You should have assumed something went terribly and ironically wrong. After the first two times, really, this is on you."
>"Ahem," Fluttershy tried to interrupt, "Anon is still sharing a body with someone. He's a changeling and his name is Chungus."
>"That's a stupid name." Applejack immediately responded, sighing.
>Chungus nodded. "I agree."

"Your name is pretty stupid too."
>"Mah name ain't stupid!"
"You're not a cereal, you're not a lumberjack, and you're not alcoholic. Your name means fucking nothing. Honestly it's almost as bad as 'Twilight Sparkle.'"
>"W-what are you talking about? What do you mean, meaning? It's just a name!"
>You point to Fluttershy.
"Flutter. SHY."
>You point back to town.
"RARE-ITY. RAINBOW. DASH."
>Fluttershy raised an eyebrow. "I'm not sure where you're going with this."
>"Me neither." Applejack affirmed
>You could feel silent agreement from Chungus, too.
"PINK--Fuck it. Look, I'm trying to fix this bodysnatching thing, okay? I'm not dangerous, just annoying."
>Applejack looked carefully between the two of you, scratching her chin. "Well...Are you absolutely sure, Fluttershy?"
>Flutters nodded. "I'm very sure."
>The skies started to darken.
>"Aw, heck." Applejack pulled back her hat to see the stormclouds gathering above. "Alright, I trust ya. I gotta ge back before it storms. I'll see you two later."
"Hopefully, two."
>"Right." She nodded. "Have a good one, 'Shy."
>"You too!" Fluttershy waved. "Hm. It wasn't supposed to rain today."
>'It wasn't supposed to be a lot of things.' You overheard Chungus thinking. 'I wasn't supposed to be dead.'
>Ouch.
'Hey, Chungus, don't worry too much about it. You get to be a lich, too!'
>'I'd rather have my own exoskeleton. Not a jar.'
'That's because you already had the power of changing shape. It's pretty much a step up, for me.'
>'It's not just that. Everything feels so...fake. When the wind touches me, it doesn't feel like it's real. Everything feels dead and stagnant.'
'Yeah, I understand. I guess I'm just used to that.'
>'How long have you been dead, to get used to it?'



'Physically? I dunno, maybe a week and a half. But I've felt dead for a lot longer.'
>A few drops of rain fall on your snout, and roll off. You smile.
'Even though I can't really feel it, not like a normal person, everything has felt far more alive since I got here.'
>A few more fall, and Fluttershy starts to move towards the cottage. "Oh, I hope everyone has time to get in their homes."
>She opens the door, and looks back. "Anon?"
"I'd like to stay out here for a bit, if it's okay with you two."
>She nods, and Chungus makes no communication, a silent approval.
>The door closes, and a few moments later, the rain comes in heavier. Every now and then, you can see a flash of multi-hued light as Rainbow fights the clouds back.
>Eventually the rest of the weather team catches up with her, and they circle in formation, leading charges into the main mass of the storm
>You watch for another fifteen or twenty minutes. Eventually they start to break it up, and the sky parts. It's still raining heavy, but the sun is shining through.
'I think I'm gonna miss you, Chungus.'
>'I think you're trying to make me learn something.'
'Learn what?'
>'The importance of friendship. Just like every other pony.'
>You crack a smile.
'Hush. If you learn it too quick, the moment ends. I kind of like this tiny era of us hating eachother.'
>'Why?'
'Because at least we hate eachother. I don't want it to devolve into apathy and then just never see eachother again. I like caring. I never did enough of it in life.'
>He was quiet again. Rainbow pulled a tight circle around the last of the clouds, condensing them together and kicking them back over the Everfree
>One last heavy sheet of rain fell on you, and then the sky cleared.
'So what do you say, Chungus? Pen pals? Send shitposts to eachother every now and then? I could complain about Equestria, and you the Hive.'

>He sighed, and looked down. 'I don't want to learn the friendship lesson. It's dumb.'
'You're dumb, Chungus. C'mon. I'll make a little dunce hat for you.'
>'Okay, Anon.'
>You stood up and walked to the cottage, vanishing various parts of your body and letting the water fall through until you were dry
>Walking in, Fluttershy looked up from her book and smiled. You sat down and materialized a dunce cap, morphing in to a changeling and putting it on.
>You look at your reflection in the window, and materialize a marker, writing on the bottom of the cap "for chungus because he is an dipshit" backwards
>Fluttershy cleared her throat. "That's not very nice, Anon."
>Chungus took a deep breath and continued watching his reflection. "Let him have this one, Fluttershy."
>She nodded understandingly, and went back to reading.
'You really are super dumb though, Chungus.'
>He smiled. 'Fuck you, Anon.'