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- Da Chief: Dammit, Blasto, I told you to bring in those vorcha alive for questioning!
- Blasto: This one didn't have anything to ask them.
- Da Chief: You blew up half a level of Zakera Ward!
- Blasto: It was an aesthetically displeasing habitat, anyway.
- You may engage in courtship rituals with my gastrodermal lining.
- Da Chief: You don't get it, Kahje-clan. Ever since they found eezo on the vorcha homeworld, the Council's been trying to make nice.
- Bottom line, you can't touch the vorcha. They've got diplomatic immunity.
- Blasto: Then this one will not attempt diplomacy.
- Da Chief: You're also getting a new partner.
- Blasto: Are you engaging in reproductive behavior with this one?
- Da Chief: Unless you want your Spectre status revoked, you're working in a joint operation with Bubin from C-Sec.
- Blasto: An elcor? You know this one works alone.
- Da Chief: Look, I had to talk them down from suspending you. I've gotten a pulmonary ulcer from dealing with this mess! I can't even eat solid food!
- Blasto: You would benefit from shedding excess body mass, Chief.
- Blasto: Greetings, Bubin. This one understands that you are the second-best law enforcement agent on the Citadel.
- Bubin: Badassfully, funny, I heard the same thing about you.
- Blasto: Just avoid interfering with this one's projected maneuvering path.
- Bubin: Badassfully, hold it, Spectre. We do this by the book.
- Blasto: You may carry the book while this one opens another excretion vent on the vorcha ambassador.
- Bubin: Badassfully, drat it, you big stupid jellyfish. I'm just three solar days from retirement.
- Blasto: Obtain a firm grip on your reproductive anatomy. The vorcha ambassador's vehicle just turned down that skyway.
- Bubin: Badassfully, what the hell are you doing. This is my mate's car. We just paid it off.
- Blasto: Hopefully you are insured.
- Blasto: Greetings, vorcha citizen. Please explain the reason for your haste.
- Vorcha: You no touch me! Diplomatic-- Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Blasto: Please exercise caution, criminal scum. Your face may cause damage to my partner's vehicle.
- Bubin: Badassfully, hey, you're hurting him.
- Blasto: His unique genetic structure will enable him to regenerate... unless this one uses fire.
- Vorcha: No talk! No talk!
- Blasto: This one has forgotten whether its pistol is currently equipped with incendiary ammunition. Does the criminal scum consider itself fortunate?
- Bubin: Badassfully, you'd better talk. I can't hold him back.
- Vorcha: Consort! Guarding boss at consort!
- Blasto: Have a pleasant day.
- Bubin: Badassfully, drat it, what the hell was that. You're out of control.
- Blasto: You may wish to monitor your stress levels. High blood pressure is unhealthy for a species adapted to a high-gravity environment.
- Bubin: Badassfully, come on, I know someone at the Consort's office.
- Blasto: This one suspected you had deviant mating fetishes.
- Bubin: Badassfully, you are paying for the car.
- Bubin's Sister: Coquettishly, welcome to the Consort's suites. Oh, Bubin. It's great to see you.
- Blasto: Has a Prothean descended from heaven? Because this one would enjoy enkindling that.
- Bubin: Badassfully, hey, man, that's my sister.
- Blasto: Your progenitors' genetic propensity for attractiveness was passed only to her.
- Bubin's Sister: Coquettishly, who's the big handsome jellyfish, Bubin?
- Blasto: Blasto. This one is training Bubin in proper legal procedure.
- Bubin: Badassfully, listen, Honey, we need to get inside.
- Bubin's Sister: Coquettishly, you're a pain, Bubin. But I can't resist your good-looking partner.
- Blasto: Thank you, polyp. This one will attempt to determine a way to repay you.
- Bubin: Badassfully, seriously, don't be like that with my sister.
- Blasto: Greetings, vorcha scum. This one mistook you for krogan defecation.
- Vorcha: You no talk! Me get your badge!
- Bubin: Badassfully, that badge is the only thing keeping him from killing you right now.
- Vorcha: You be sorry!
- Blasto: This one is already sorry. It will take hours to remove your olfactory residue from my oxygen diffusion membrane. Let us depart, Bubin.
- Bubin: Badassfully, what the hell did that accomplish.
- Blasto: Two things. First, the vorcha knows we are following it.
- Bubin: Badassfully, and second.
- Blasto: You have demonstrated that you still possess a supportive endoskeleton.
- Bubin's Sister: Coquettishly, that's right, baby. Tell me your soul name.
- Blasto: It is whatever you wish it to be, polyp.
- Bubin: Badassfully, what the hell is going on here. Are you sleeping with my sister.
- Blasto: Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation.
- Bubin: Badassfully, dammit, Blasto, that's it. You and me, outside, right now.
- Bubin's Sister: Coquettishly, please don't hurt him.
- Blasto: This one promises not to harm your brother.
- Bubin: Badassfully, I didn't ask to be partnered with you, Blasto.
- Blasto: No solid-waste excrement. You dislike the manner in which this Spectre operates.
- Bubin: Badassfully, no, you're one of the best drat cops I've worked with.
- Blasto: Then what is the difficulty? Aside from your sister.
- Bubin: Badassfully, the problem is that I can't work with a partner who doesn't respect me.
- Blasto: This one greatly respects you. But you care more about protocol than stopping the vorcha.
- Bubin: Badassfully, doing it by the book is what separates us from them.
- Vorcha: Ha-ha! Kill you now!
- Blasto: Spawn of questionable parentage. The vorcha. Get to cover.
- Bubin: Badassfully, dammit, Blasto. They got me. They got me bad.
- Blasto: No, Bubin. You are too aesthetically displeasing to die.
- Bubin: Badassfully, promise me you'll get the vorcha.
- Blasto: They have already perished, though they are currently unaware of it.
- Bubin: Badassfully, no. By the book. Promise me you'll do it by the book.
- Blasto: This one cannot accede to this request.
- Bubin: Badassfully, promise me, drat it. Promise -- Translator Error, obstruction in airway.
- Blasto: Nooo.
- Vorcha: Me give you money!
- Bubin's Sister: Coquettishly, you didn't say anything about attacking my brother.
- Vorcha: Brother? Raaah! Me no pay you! My men kill you instead!
- Blasto: Apologies, but your men had to catch a skycar.
- Vorcha: Blasto! How you find me?
- Blasto: By following Bubin's sister. It was obvious she helped your men plan the ambush.
- Vorcha: You no kill me! Diplomatic immunity!
- Blasto: Yes. This one made a promise to do it by the book. You may only be killed in self-defense.
- Vorcha: Raaah, you no see my gun! Ha!
- Blasto: You are standing on flammable material. This one has no choice...
- Vorcha: Aaah!
- Blasto: ...but to enkindle this.
- Bubin's Sister: Coquettishly, what are you going to do with me.
- Blasto: Nothing. The vorcha kidnapped you to lure me in. That is all this one saw.
- Bubin's Sister: Coquettishly, you don't have to protect me.
- Blasto: No. But your brother needs blood from a family member to survive. And indicted criminals cannot make tissue donations.
- Bubin's Sister: Coquettishly, what. Bubin's alive.
- Blasto: Barely. And not for long. So cease talking and get to the hospital.
- Bubin's Sister: Coquettishly, thank you, Blasto. Thank you for breaking the rules for me.
- Blasto: Polyp, when has this one ever been concerned with the rules?
- You do not retire for another two solar days, Bubin. Please refrain from sleeping on the job.
- Bubin: Badassfully, ungh, what happened.
- Blasto: We got the vorcha. By the book.
- Da Chief: Blasto! The entire vorcha embassy burned down!
- Do you see how my suit is bulging? It's because the turian councilor is in here with me, up my cloaca. He's not happy.
- Blasto: Nobody would be happy lodged in your cloaca, Chief.
- Da Chief: You're lucky Bubin's sister can testify that you killed him in self-defense! Do you know how much paperwork you're going to have?
- Blasto: My partner can take care of it. He is still restricted to desk duty for health reasons.
- Bubin: Badassfully, Blasto, you son of a...
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