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- Anon and Twilight play GTA V :D
- "Hey. You wanna play a game?"
- >She looked at you, a little confused.
- >"What do you mean?"
- >She was probably being cautious after what happened last night.
- "Like, a video game."
- >"Oh, sure! What game."
- >Huehuehuehuehue
- "It's called Grand Theft Auto Five."
- >"Five? So there are four more?"
- "Well, actually, there are 12 games in the series total as of now, but just five in the main series.
- >"Well, what's it about?"
- "Uh. Grand theft aut- you know what? Just read the rating."
- >You hold the box up to her, and she takes it and begins reading.
- >"..."
- Her expresston changes from curiosity to concern, and she hands you the box back.
- "Well?"
- >"Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Mature Humor, Nudity, Strong Language,
- Strong Sexual Content, Use of Drugs and Alcohol? Does that really sound like something I'd enjoy, Anon?"
- "Don't knock it 'till you try it. Besides, that's just /in/ the game.
- You can do a whole load of stuff that doesn't involve those things."
- >"...Alright, I guess."
- >Smiling to yourself, you turn your Xbox on and pop the disc in.
- >You get out your spare controller, and give it to Twilight.
- "This is the controller for the system."
- As the game is loading, you explain the legistics of it, and tell her what butons do what in this game.
- "That yellow Y makes the charachter get in and out of vehicles...
- And that right trigger is used to accelerate the vehicle. when on foot- er, hoof, (Spaghetti)
- Er, oh nevermind. When outside of a vehocle, it's used to shoot."
- >"Shoot?"
- >Shittyfuck. She doesn't know about guns, or war, or human awfulness.
- "Uh, shoot guns. Guns are like, handheld, mostly metal devices that throw lead at high velocity,
- wounding or killing whoever it's pointed at."
- >"Why would such a thing be made? That's terrible!"
- "Well, here on Earth, we have a LOT of different countries, and sometimes we go to war over
- large disagreements. Like, territorial, or, if they committed a crima against humanity."
- >"...I don't even want to know."
- "Okay then."
- >The game loaded up, and, oh great. Trevor. You liked Trevor, he was funny and all, but, you
- wern't sure if Twilight would take kindly to him.
- >Trevor was slumped up against a rock, beer bottle in hand, on the top of a mountain.
- He woke up, tossed the bottle aside, and stood up.
- >There were 3 burning SUV's, and about 20 shot up burnt bodies.
- >Goddamnnit
- >"W-wha-?"
- >You about thought the same.
- "That's typical Trevor for ya, heh. Nevermind that, just remember the controls."
- >She immediately refrenced the instructions you recited to her not minutes before,
- and she walked over to one of the non- destroyed SUVs. She began driving down the mountain cautiously.
- "Hey, turn right."
- >"B-but there's no road!"
- "So?"
- >"..."
- C'mon! It's fun!"
- >She turned down the side of the mountain, and began flying down at insane speed.
- The SUV hit a rock, and went flying into the air.
- >"Woah! Wh- does this happen all the time here?"
- "Here? Well in the game, yes. But in this /world/? Not really. It's quite rare to see an SUV flying through the air."
- >It had landed, to your glee, right on the train tracks.
- >"GAH! Is this-?"
- "Train tracks."
- >And with that, the big yellow freighter plowed straight into the side of the car, sending it flying down the tracks, through the woods,
- and into the parking lot of a mini-mart.
- >Now was your chance.
- "Hey, hand me the controller real quick-"
- >"okay.."
- >As you turn up the volume on your TV, you start to smile to yourself.
- >She gave you a quizzical look as a malitious grin spread across your face, and Trevor pulled out a shotgun.
- >"What're you-!!"
- >As Trevor pointed the shotgun at the clerck, he hurriedly pushed the money from the register into a plastic bag.
- >Should you-? Fuck it, GO.
- >The shotgun fired, and the clerk collapsed, leaving a large splattering of blood on the wall behind him.
- >Twilight's mouth was agape, and she was looking a little green in the face.
- >You ran out of the store, and broke into a muscle car in the parking lot.
- >Two stars began flashing in the upper-right of the screen,
- and you explained that the more stars you had, the more you were wanted by the law enforcement.
- >She nodded curtly, clearly not enjoying the game as much as you were.
- >You sped down the highway, the police following you closely, and pumping bullets into the car.
- >It began to sputter and jerk, and smoke was billowing from the hood.
- >You were going too fast to slow down and stop- there was no time. Flames were now protruding from underneath the car, and that called for drastic actions.
- "time to bail."
- >Trevor flung himself from the car, and it plowed straight into a police blockade and blew up; violently.
- >"Did you just.."
- "Yeah, Trevor's a crazy dude."
- >"Trev-? You're the one who's controlling him!"
- >As you run away, bullets pelted into you, and trevor collapsed on the highway, dead.
- >Black screen.
- "Well?"
- >"..That was certainly.. violent,"
- "It's really fun when you get used to it."
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