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- Backstory:
- Queso joined our TS3 channel and asked us this: ""Queso": do you guys know anyone that can fry routers, cynder?"
- We asked why and told him that DDoSing is for fags and it's easy as shit to do. We asked why he wanted to know, got defensive about it and left, so I pm'd him on Steam, knowing it turn out to be hilarious.
- Beartato: Maximum levels of gay for Queso. Gonna down someones RSPS because you're mad?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: 1 quesiton
- we've been speckledwarfed!: how fucking dumb are you
- we've been speckledwarfed!: i lied, another one
- we've been speckledwarfed!: how much of an egotistical mormon are you
- we've been speckledwarfed!: ?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: i dont play runescape or anything related to runescape you autistic ape
- Beartato: Lol, why are you SO MAD
- we've been speckledwarfed!: Lol, why are you SO BAD AT TROLLING
- we've been speckledwarfed!: if you're going to troll
- we've been speckledwarfed!: at least do it right
- we've been speckledwarfed!: you fucking downy..
- Beartato: I'm not even trying to troll. We were literally asking why you were asking, and you got MEGA PISSED.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: it's none of your business?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: literally
- we've been speckledwarfed!: you act like you're the coolest kid in the on the internet
- we've been speckledwarfed!: seriously, kill yourself
- Beartato: 1. If you ask us if we know someone that can do it, it 100% is reasonable to ask why. There is no legitimate reason for needing to DDoS, so why don't you just tell us?
- 2. I'm not trying to act cool, you are by trying to DDoS. Unless you have a good reason for it (gl trying to come up with one)
- we've been speckledwarfed!: 1. why does it matter to you? is your name cynder? no? quit dicking
- we've been speckledwarfed!: 2. you always act like you're tough internet shit. i don't play runescape, and it means nothing to me
- we've been speckledwarfed!: it's nothing even relating to anything
- we've been speckledwarfed!: that you know.
- Beartato: LOL, Cynder asked why, too. God damn kid.
- The RS thing was a joke, which you clearly can't take.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: "kid"
- we've been speckledwarfed!: >can't outsmart a "kid"
- we've been speckledwarfed!: listen, "kid", you know nothing
- we've been speckledwarfed!: just hurt yourself
- Beartato: I call everyone kid, kid, get over it holy shit.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: quit getting assmad because you got smacked via trolling
- we've been speckledwarfed!: and now you're butthurt about it
- Beartato: Why are you SO MAD over a JOKE. Holy shit
- Beartato: LOL
- we've been speckledwarfed!: why are you CAPITALIZING every other WORD?
- Beartato: Putting EMPHASIS because there is no ITALICS. Holy shit man
- we've been speckledwarfed!: and why do you think "mad" is funny? you have the knowledge of an infant and troll like an kid in a wheelchair
- we've been speckledwarfed!: god damn, stupid kids are annoying lmfao
- we've been speckledwarfed! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- Beartato: Okay, on a serious level, childish insults like this "you have the knowledge of an infant and troll like an kid in a wheelchair" make you seem like an edgy little child. And I do think it's funny that you are mad, because there is no legitimate reason for it. We simply asked why you wanted to DDoS someone, because like your insult towards me, it's generally a childish thing to do.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: even if it is childish, it's still nothing to do with you
- we've been speckledwarfed!: i was doing NOTHING
- we've been speckledwarfed!: relating to you
- we've been speckledwarfed!: IE: you have no reason to speak to me
- Beartato: And the fact that you won't tell us why means it has even less importance and that you are infact, an edgy little boy.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: and that matters?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: you think i care about what some random spastic thinks of me
- we've been speckledwarfed!: on the internet
- we've been speckledwarfed!: legit loling
- Beartato: It doesn't. Why does it matter that we asked then?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: that didnt make sense
- Beartato: How does it not make sense? You say the reason does not matter, so why does it matter that we asked? Same concept.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: here's the idae
- we've been speckledwarfed!: idea*
- we've been speckledwarfed!: it doesn't matter
- we've been speckledwarfed!: it wasn't relating to you
- we've been speckledwarfed!: so i don't even know why you spoke
- we've been speckledwarfed!: considering your name isn't cynder
- we've been speckledwarfed!: is it
- we've been speckledwarfed!: ?
- Beartato: He asked you as well. What do you have to say now?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: that it doesn't matter after he said no
- Beartato: Lol, so really, what was it for? I'm not trying to be an ass or anything, I'm just legitimately curious what is making you so defensive about all this?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: nothing that your childish mind can comprehend
- Beartato: You insult me constantly and tell me to kill myself while getting mad at me for asking a simple question as to why you requested someone to DDoS someone else, and yet you say I have the childish mind?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: and
- we've been speckledwarfed!: keep msgs me
- Beartato: Lol, that's the best you've got for that? Wow, you really told me!
- we've been speckledwarfed!: is it that hard to realize that i'm not talking anymore because you're an idiot
- we've been speckledwarfed!: and you have no reason to type tom
- we've been speckledwarfed!: e
- Beartato: Lol, you have yet to explain why I'm such an "idiot" or have such a "childish mind". Behind your insults you have zero reasoning. You insulting me is enough reason for me to reply, is it not? I have the right to ask why you're insulting me at least.
- Beartato: Or is that something that 'my childish mind wouldn't understand'?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: because
- we've been speckledwarfed!: i feel like it
- Beartato: Wow, good reason. You know I've got to say about that?
- I asked you why you needed the DDoS because I felt like it.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: and
- Beartato: And?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: continue
- Beartato: That was the only explaination you gave me, why should I give more?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: and
- Beartato: top tier trolling you got going man
- Beartato: hue
- we've been speckledwarfed!: and
- we've been speckledwarfed!: go back to bed child
- Beartato: Lol, I used the same things you said and now you don't like them?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: keep trying
- we've been speckledwarfed!: you're literally going to prove nothing
- Beartato: Trying for what? I'm not trying to do anything.
- Beartato: What am I "trying to prove"
- we've been speckledwarfed!: you tell me
- we've been speckledwarfed!: you keep responding
- Beartato: So do you?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: aight ape
- Beartato: Lol, more insults. Good one.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: ok
- Beartato: I have legitimately never met someone so easily mad as you. I don't even understand.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: i have legitimately never met someone who confused "mad" and "replying" as much as you do.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: it honestly hurts my head to talk to you
- Beartato: Your constant insults toward me while lacking any reasonable backing to your motive hints that you are mad. That, or an edgy child. Your choice.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: and how are you not mad
- we've been speckledwarfed!: ?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: how does "edgy"
- we've been speckledwarfed!: relate
- we've been speckledwarfed!: to anything
- Beartato: edg·y "Tense, nervous, or irritable: "he became edgy and defensive" "
- we've been speckledwarfed!: i don't see why you put the definition
- we've been speckledwarfed!: i asked how it relates to anything
- we've been speckledwarfed! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- Beartato: You asked how it related. You are being defensive and getting upset and trying to insult me and telling me to kill myself. That's how it relates.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: cool
- Beartato: Lol, you asked.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: cool
- Beartato: Good one.
- we've been speckledwarfed!: cool
- Beartato: Neat.
- Beartato: So Queso, quick question
- we've been speckledwarfed!: no
- Beartato: Who did you want DDoS'd?
- Beartato: And why?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: my cat
- we've been speckledwarfed!: he meow too much
- we've been speckledwarfed!: not enough barking
- Beartato: Oh that's understandable. Why didn't you just say that from the start?
- we've been speckledwarfed!: autism, sorry
- Beartato: Oh, I could tell, yea
- we've been speckledwarfed!: yeah i'm honestly a homosexual
- A few days later, after seeing this:
- queso: lol u made a pastebin of me
- queso: on ur profile
- queso: please im famous
- queso is now Offline.
- queso is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
- Beartato: Lol, of course man! It was originally just for Cynder, but I figured you could be famous on my super-popular Steam profile <3
- queso is now Online.
- queso: thanks cx cx cx
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