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  1. Backstory:
  2. Queso joined our TS3 channel and asked us this: ""Queso": do you guys know anyone that can fry routers, cynder?"
  3. We asked why and told him that DDoSing is for fags and it's easy as shit to do. We asked why he wanted to know, got defensive about it and left, so I pm'd him on Steam, knowing it turn out to be hilarious.
  4.  
  5. Beartato: Maximum levels of gay for Queso. Gonna down someones RSPS because you're mad?
  6. we've been speckledwarfed!: 1 quesiton
  7. we've been speckledwarfed!: how fucking dumb are you
  8. we've been speckledwarfed!: i lied, another one
  9. we've been speckledwarfed!: how much of an egotistical mormon are you
  10. we've been speckledwarfed!: ?
  11. we've been speckledwarfed!: i dont play runescape or anything related to runescape you autistic ape
  12. Beartato: Lol, why are you SO MAD
  13. we've been speckledwarfed!: Lol, why are you SO BAD AT TROLLING
  14. we've been speckledwarfed!: if you're going to troll
  15. we've been speckledwarfed!: at least do it right
  16. we've been speckledwarfed!: you fucking downy..
  17. Beartato: I'm not even trying to troll. We were literally asking why you were asking, and you got MEGA PISSED.
  18. we've been speckledwarfed!: it's none of your business?
  19. we've been speckledwarfed!: literally
  20. we've been speckledwarfed!: you act like you're the coolest kid in the on the internet
  21. we've been speckledwarfed!: seriously, kill yourself
  22. Beartato: 1. If you ask us if we know someone that can do it, it 100% is reasonable to ask why. There is no legitimate reason for needing to DDoS, so why don't you just tell us?
  23. 2. I'm not trying to act cool, you are by trying to DDoS. Unless you have a good reason for it (gl trying to come up with one)
  24. we've been speckledwarfed!: 1. why does it matter to you? is your name cynder? no? quit dicking
  25. we've been speckledwarfed!: 2. you always act like you're tough internet shit. i don't play runescape, and it means nothing to me
  26. we've been speckledwarfed!: it's nothing even relating to anything
  27. we've been speckledwarfed!: that you know.
  28. Beartato: LOL, Cynder asked why, too. God damn kid.
  29. The RS thing was a joke, which you clearly can't take.
  30. we've been speckledwarfed!: "kid"
  31. we've been speckledwarfed!: >can't outsmart a "kid"
  32. we've been speckledwarfed!: listen, "kid", you know nothing
  33. we've been speckledwarfed!: just hurt yourself
  34. Beartato: I call everyone kid, kid, get over it holy shit.
  35. we've been speckledwarfed!: quit getting assmad because you got smacked via trolling
  36. we've been speckledwarfed!: and now you're butthurt about it
  37. Beartato: Why are you SO MAD over a JOKE. Holy shit
  38. Beartato: LOL
  39. we've been speckledwarfed!: why are you CAPITALIZING every other WORD?
  40. Beartato: Putting EMPHASIS because there is no ITALICS. Holy shit man
  41. we've been speckledwarfed!: and why do you think "mad" is funny? you have the knowledge of an infant and troll like an kid in a wheelchair
  42. we've been speckledwarfed!: god damn, stupid kids are annoying lmfao
  43. we've been speckledwarfed! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  44. Beartato: Okay, on a serious level, childish insults like this "you have the knowledge of an infant and troll like an kid in a wheelchair" make you seem like an edgy little child. And I do think it's funny that you are mad, because there is no legitimate reason for it. We simply asked why you wanted to DDoS someone, because like your insult towards me, it's generally a childish thing to do.
  45. we've been speckledwarfed!: even if it is childish, it's still nothing to do with you
  46. we've been speckledwarfed!: i was doing NOTHING
  47. we've been speckledwarfed!: relating to you
  48. we've been speckledwarfed!: IE: you have no reason to speak to me
  49. Beartato: And the fact that you won't tell us why means it has even less importance and that you are infact, an edgy little boy.
  50. we've been speckledwarfed!: and that matters?
  51. we've been speckledwarfed!: you think i care about what some random spastic thinks of me
  52. we've been speckledwarfed!: on the internet
  53. we've been speckledwarfed!: legit loling
  54. Beartato: It doesn't. Why does it matter that we asked then?
  55. we've been speckledwarfed!: that didnt make sense
  56. Beartato: How does it not make sense? You say the reason does not matter, so why does it matter that we asked? Same concept.
  57. we've been speckledwarfed!: here's the idae
  58. we've been speckledwarfed!: idea*
  59. we've been speckledwarfed!: it doesn't matter
  60. we've been speckledwarfed!: it wasn't relating to you
  61. we've been speckledwarfed!: so i don't even know why you spoke
  62. we've been speckledwarfed!: considering your name isn't cynder
  63. we've been speckledwarfed!: is it
  64. we've been speckledwarfed!: ?
  65. Beartato: He asked you as well. What do you have to say now?
  66. we've been speckledwarfed!: that it doesn't matter after he said no
  67. Beartato: Lol, so really, what was it for? I'm not trying to be an ass or anything, I'm just legitimately curious what is making you so defensive about all this?
  68. we've been speckledwarfed!: nothing that your childish mind can comprehend
  69. Beartato: You insult me constantly and tell me to kill myself while getting mad at me for asking a simple question as to why you requested someone to DDoS someone else, and yet you say I have the childish mind?
  70. we've been speckledwarfed!: and
  71. we've been speckledwarfed!: keep msgs me
  72. Beartato: Lol, that's the best you've got for that? Wow, you really told me!
  73. we've been speckledwarfed!: is it that hard to realize that i'm not talking anymore because you're an idiot
  74. we've been speckledwarfed!: and you have no reason to type tom
  75. we've been speckledwarfed!: e
  76. Beartato: Lol, you have yet to explain why I'm such an "idiot" or have such a "childish mind". Behind your insults you have zero reasoning. You insulting me is enough reason for me to reply, is it not? I have the right to ask why you're insulting me at least.
  77. Beartato: Or is that something that 'my childish mind wouldn't understand'?
  78. we've been speckledwarfed!: because
  79. we've been speckledwarfed!: i feel like it
  80. Beartato: Wow, good reason. You know I've got to say about that?
  81. I asked you why you needed the DDoS because I felt like it.
  82. we've been speckledwarfed!: and
  83. Beartato: And?
  84. we've been speckledwarfed!: continue
  85. Beartato: That was the only explaination you gave me, why should I give more?
  86. we've been speckledwarfed!: and
  87. Beartato: top tier trolling you got going man
  88. Beartato: hue
  89. we've been speckledwarfed!: and
  90. we've been speckledwarfed!: go back to bed child
  91. Beartato: Lol, I used the same things you said and now you don't like them?
  92. we've been speckledwarfed!: keep trying
  93. we've been speckledwarfed!: you're literally going to prove nothing
  94. Beartato: Trying for what? I'm not trying to do anything.
  95. Beartato: What am I "trying to prove"
  96. we've been speckledwarfed!: you tell me
  97. we've been speckledwarfed!: you keep responding
  98. Beartato: So do you?
  99. we've been speckledwarfed!: aight ape
  100. Beartato: Lol, more insults. Good one.
  101. we've been speckledwarfed!: ok
  102. Beartato: I have legitimately never met someone so easily mad as you. I don't even understand.
  103. we've been speckledwarfed!: i have legitimately never met someone who confused "mad" and "replying" as much as you do.
  104. we've been speckledwarfed!: it honestly hurts my head to talk to you
  105. Beartato: Your constant insults toward me while lacking any reasonable backing to your motive hints that you are mad. That, or an edgy child. Your choice.
  106. we've been speckledwarfed!: and how are you not mad
  107. we've been speckledwarfed!: ?
  108. we've been speckledwarfed!: how does "edgy"
  109. we've been speckledwarfed!: relate
  110. we've been speckledwarfed!: to anything
  111. Beartato: edg·y "Tense, nervous, or irritable: "he became edgy and defensive" "
  112. we've been speckledwarfed!: i don't see why you put the definition
  113. we've been speckledwarfed!: i asked how it relates to anything
  114. we've been speckledwarfed! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  115. Beartato: You asked how it related. You are being defensive and getting upset and trying to insult me and telling me to kill myself. That's how it relates.
  116. we've been speckledwarfed!: cool
  117. Beartato: Lol, you asked.
  118. we've been speckledwarfed!: cool
  119. Beartato: Good one.
  120. we've been speckledwarfed!: cool
  121. Beartato: Neat.
  122. Beartato: So Queso, quick question
  123. we've been speckledwarfed!: no
  124. Beartato: Who did you want DDoS'd?
  125. Beartato: And why?
  126. we've been speckledwarfed!: my cat
  127. we've been speckledwarfed!: he meow too much
  128. we've been speckledwarfed!: not enough barking
  129. Beartato: Oh that's understandable. Why didn't you just say that from the start?
  130. we've been speckledwarfed!: autism, sorry
  131. Beartato: Oh, I could tell, yea
  132. we've been speckledwarfed!: yeah i'm honestly a homosexual
  133.  
  134. A few days later, after seeing this:
  135. queso: lol u made a pastebin of me
  136. queso: on ur profile
  137. queso: please im famous
  138. queso is now Offline.
  139. queso is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
  140. Beartato: Lol, of course man! It was originally just for Cynder, but I figured you could be famous on my super-popular Steam profile <3
  141. queso is now Online.
  142. queso: thanks cx cx cx
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