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- >Wake up
- >look around
- >Were...were you in space
- >Suddenly you got kicked
- >"GET UP!" a ...guy in a buisness suit said
- >Wait a guy?
- >Buisness suit?
- >Thats...dear god thats the first person you have seen in over 5 years
- >Ever since you Came to equestria
- >Getting up, you dust yourself off and looked around
- >Then...you remebered
- >You came to equestria...but you dont remeber how
- >Ponies are okay but...there was a great evil on the horizion...
- >Found out that ponies are harvested once every 100 years leaving only baby ponies to
- restart ponie civilization
- >Remeber that this cycle had been going on for a vary long time...
- >But you were able to warn the ponies and they stopped the invasion...but
- >Then 3 years later, they invaded again, part pony, part cybernetic life forms that were
- no more then husks of what they were
- >"WELL YOU BROKE THE CYCLE!" the man in the buisness suit yelled
- >Walking toward the man, you steel yourself...
- "Yes, and now they can go on as nature intended..." you muttered
- >"NATURE? YOU DO FUCKING REALIZE THERE IS NOTHING NATRUAL ABOUT THEM!" he kept yelling
- "I know....ive seen the signs...that humans were there first but..." you trailed off
- >"OH THAT, WELL HONESTY WE HAD NO IDEA HOW TO MAKE THINGS TO WORK WITH JUST HOOVES
- FRANKLY" said the buisness man
- "Wait...what do you mean?" you ask
- "I REPRESENT A COMPANY WHO CREATED LITTLE PONIES IN ORDER TO HARVEST THEM, AND BY
- HARVEST I MEAN ENSLAVE THEM AND SELL THEM TO LITTLE GIRLS WHO WILL LOVE THEM FOR ABOUT A
- YEAR AND THEN THROW THEM OUT" he yells
- >Jesus does he ever stop screaming?
- >"BUT NOW THAT YOU HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMTHING
- DIFFERENT" he contiuies yelling
- >Suddenly a platform rises and you see 3 different mechinisems
- >"IF YOU DECIDE TO DO NOTHING, WE KILL ALL THE PONIES AND SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU
- HAVE. WE CAN'T USE THE PONIES IN THIS CYCLE BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO 'REBELLIOUS'" he
- screams "IF YOU HOWEVER WANT THEIR FREEDOM, GO TO PLATFORM TO THE LEFT AND ALL THE HUSK
- PONIES WILL BE SHUT DOWN AND YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM US AGAIN, OR YOU COULD GO TO YOUR
- RIGHT AND SUBJEGATE ALL LIVING PONIES, BECOMING THEIR GOD-KING, OR YOU CAN GO DOWN THE
- MIDDLE, KILLING YOURSELF AND ASCENDING ALL PONIES TO NEAR HUMAN INTELLECT" he screams as
- if he was enraged
- >No brainer
- >You start slowly making your way down the left, your goal had always been to simply
- save them
- >As you approch suddenly you were stopped and a gigantic holographic... display? It said
- please enter your credit card infomation
- >"OH YOU DONT GET TO DO ANYTHING GOOD WITHOUT BUYING THE RIGHT TO DO IT MIND YOU" he
- kept screaming
- "H...how mu-" you tried to ask
- >"50 million dollars" he said
- >Holy fuck...you did not have that kind of cash, neither now or when you were just
- liviing a normal life
- >Trying to go around it, you found a forcefield blocked you
- >shit...that option is closed
- >Hey, you could become the god-king thing and then reliqiush your power...
- >You headed to the opposite platform...only to again, get stopped and get asked for your
- credit card number
- "What the hell, this is rid-" you tried to say
- >"THATS 70 MILLION DOLLARS" he once again screemed
- >Jesus...
- >You liked the ponies
- >you were willing to do the unthinkable
- >Slowly walking down the middle path you are going to the bea-
- >WHAT THE FUCK ANOTHER HOLOGRAPHIC DISPLAY ASKING FOR MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER
- >"100 GORILLAN DOLLARS" he screamed in you ear
- >WHAT THE FUCK\
- >WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BUY ALL THE GOOD ENDINGS?
- >WHY WERE THEY DOIN
- >"TIMES UP!" the buissness man said, shooting you in your head as he begins the sanitation of Equestria.
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