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Anon Wake

Mar 18th, 2012
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  1. >You sit at your type writer
  2. >You can't think of anything
  3. >This damn writers block has been plaguing you for what seems like forever
  4. >You recently decided to write about your time on earth. If you're going to die here, you're going to leave your mark.
  5. >Well, you kind of already did, since your the first human ever on Equestria, but you want to have a little part of you live on after you're gone
  6. >But try as you might, you have nothing about humans to write about
  7. >At least Rainbro Dash has been keeping you company while you try to write
  8. >You decide to take a walk for a while and clear your head
  9. >You leave the house
  10. >Getting fresh air feels like just the thing you need
  11. >You lay in a field, just taking in the experience
  12. >You fall asleep
  13. >You wake up hours later
  14. >It's night
  15.  
  16. >You begin the walk back home
  17. >It's almost unnaturally dark tonight
  18. Fucking Luna
  19. >It's Luna who handles these things, right?
  20. >As you walk, you feel like someone is watching you
  21. >You hope it's Fluttershy
  22. >Or worse, Applejack
  23. >You come up to the house
  24. >Suddenly, you hear a scream
  25. >It's Rainbro Dash
  26. >You burst into your house, you gotta save your bro
  27. >Darkness, EVERYWHERE
  28. >Can't see a fucking thing
  29. >Walk into ALL the walls
  30. >Eventually pass out from bashing into things so multiple times
  31. >You suck
  32.  
  33. >You wake up in the woods
  34. >How did you get here?
  35. >Is your bro ok?
  36. >You get up, and start walking back
  37. >Oh look, manuscript pages
  38. "And then, the giant purple possessed dildo came out of the sky and rammed into Ano-
  39. >Giant purple dildo out of nowhere
  40. >Ponies everywhere
  41. >The surround you
  42. >They are very dark
  43. >Almost...like shadows
  44. >OMFGRUNYOULITTLEFOOL
  45. >You grab the dildo, and start running through the woods
  46. >You slam ponies with the dildo, but it does nothing!
  47. >You see a light in the distance
  48. >You run towards it
  49. >You throw the dildo behind you, tripping the ponies
  50. >You jump
  51. >The light is a fire
  52. >You fall right next to it
  53. >The ponies stay away from the light
  54. >You pull out a flaming piece of wood
  55. >You run
  56. >The ponies chase you, but stop when you move the flames near them
  57. >Eventually, you decide to climb a tree
  58. >You through the stick on the ground, and climb the tree
  59. >You sleep in the tree tonight
  60.  
  61. >You wake up
  62. >But it's not morning
  63. >You wake up because you are being taken away by a shadow pegasus pony
  64. >It flies you above the fire, and drops you
  65. >You fall into the fire
  66. >You're on fire
  67. >youdon'tsay.jpg
  68. >You run out of the fire, on fire, burning because you're on fire
  69. >You grab one of the shadow ponies
  70. >The darkness around it is destroyed
  71. >It then burns alive with you
  72. >So that's how you defeat them
  73. >You pass out
  74. >You've been passing out a lot haven't
  75.  
  76. >You wake up
  77. >Naked
  78. >Fluttershy is on your burned ass cock
  79. GET OFF OF THAT, FLUTTERSHY! THAT'S NOT FOR YOU!
  80. >You try to get up, but your body hurts to much
  81. >Fluttershy gets off your cock
  82. >"I'm sorry Anon, but I'm your number one fan"
  83. Well that may be, but this is no time for cock sucking. I need to save Rainbro dash.
  84. >"IT'S ALWAYS RAINBOW DASH WITH YOU! WHY DO YOU LIKE HER SO MUCH! WHY IS SHE YOUR MUSE, WHY AM I NOT YOUR MUSE!?!?!?!?"
  85. Fluttershy, what the fuck?
  86. >"oh...I'm sorry"
  87. It's ok Fluttershy, but tell me, have you seen Rainbro Dash?
  88. >"Not since that horrifying darkness filled your house"
  89. You were at my house?
  90. >Fluttershy runs away
  91. >You're in your house
  92.  
  93. >You look at yourself in the mirror
  94. >You're hideous
  95. >You can't save Rainbro Dash looking like this
  96. >But you can't fix your skin
  97. >Maybe if you had some good clothes, that would make up for your skin
  98. >You head to Carousel Boutique
  99. >Rarity is waiting for you
  100. >"Oh hello, darling. How is that book coming along?"
  101. It's fine I suppose. Listen, can you get me some new clothes, I need to look good.
  102. >"But you already look wonderful, dear."
  103. My skin is burned to hell
  104. >"Um...yeah...that is terrible...that's disgusting...not a turn on at all."
  105. >She leaves the room
  106. >An hour later she comes back
  107. >It's a thong
  108. >It will have to do
  109. >Take off everything
  110. >Put on thong
  111. >It's wonderful
  112. >You cry
  113. >You leave
  114. >"Wait! Don't you want to see what it looks like in the bedroom?"
  115. NO
  116.  
  117.  
  118. To be continued
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