A Group Of Sneezy Ponies

AppleJack and Rianbow Dash sat together, in between them was a bucket full of various different sneeze inducing tools such as a tissues, feathers, and laundry detergent. Applejack, with a determined expression on her face, looked at pinkie pie with a white board. Rainbow
Dash sweated nervously, then there was me, Guziuntite ah was also participating in this competition of sneezing. The point was to get more sneezes in one attack than your opniate, or something ah wasn't really listening... but whatever ah knew ah was going to sneeze my way to the finish, ah mean that's why mah name is Guziuntite right? suddenly Pinkie Pie yelled "Go"!. Everypony grabbed their tool of choice. I grabbed the tissues and the laundry detergent and flapped my wings in anticipation. Applejack grabbed a flower and took a good sniff, and her breathe quickly hitched. "heh heeeeh HUUUH HUUUUUUUUUUUH!" and within minutes her eyes squeezed shut and she exploded "HUUH HEESHOOO! EEASHHOOO! AAAAAEEESHOOO! EEEEECHO! EEEESHOOO! EESSHOOO! HUHH HUH HUUUUUUUH! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHOOOOOOOO!!!" applejack sneezed all over mah freshly cleaned carpet ah didn't care though, all ah was thinking was what a sneeze attack that was. The last one
ah could see the spray it was so violent. Applejack blinked a couple of times, regaining her boundaries. Rainbow Dash looked at the tools and she picked out a large feather and looked at it for about thirty seconds Gawwd!, ah was wondering if she was going to just stare aht it the whole time. But she then quickly shoved it up her nose her eyes shut quickly and with no warning not even a gasp, she went into a sneeze attack and of course she has decided to get us all by sneezing straight at our faces. "AAASHHOO! APSHOO! HISSHOO! HAPSHOO! AASHHOO! ASHO! ASHO! ASHO! ASHO! HU HUUUUUUUH AAAAAAAAAPPPPPSSSSSSHHOOOOOO!!!!!" But we were lucky enough that she turned away from us on the last sneeze, Pinkie excitedly said the scores so far "AppleJack with seven sneezes and Rainbow Dash with a whopping ten!" Applejack groaned and wiped off the spittle and mucous from her hat that had been placed there by Rainbow Dash. Ah grabbed a tissue, twisted it then stuffed it up mah nose. with no tickle ah decided to this Manehatten style (if you haven't guessed by mah accent a'm from Manehatten) ah Dipped the tip of the tissue into the laundry detergent. Then ah stuffed it up mah nose, ah felt it coming, everything was perfect, mah nose was a tickling, mah breath was hitching but it wouldn't come out. Ah must of looked ridiculous sittin' there for five minutes, all presneezy but no sneeze. Finally ah began poking the inside of mah nose viciously, then after about five minutes of that ah felt myself go over the edge and ah smiled, on the inside, because I was busy getting ready to sneeze. "HUUUUUUUUUUUUH" ah gasped. Now ah was preparing for a simple sneeze attack of about 12 of my normal cute sneezes. Then ah was quickly proven wrong "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKRPSHOOOOO!" a huge sneeze exploded out of mah it felt like my brain was going to fly out of my nose ah had never sneezed so hard in mah life, but the scary part is that there were more..  "HHHUUUUUUHHH" ah gasped "AAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKAAAPPPPPPPSSSSSHHOOOO!, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPSSHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" All of these were just as bad as the fist ah quickly covered my snout and rubbed because ah feared that there would be more. Ah had just enough time to see Dash and AppleJack with there mouth a gap and their hooves covered in my spray but before ah could see more, it was sneeze time again "HHUUUUUUH HUUUUUH!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" ah then apparently fainted from the oxygen loss or whatevar its cawlled.
so yeah a'm writtin' this from the hospitable bed, a'm going to be fine but I did win the contest with 15 sneezes.
I also completely drenched everypony so bad they all at to go and wash themselves. Well everypony, that's my story hope ya enjoyed it gotta go feel a sneeze a comin....