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- TONY BALONEY
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD_NQ8-82KQ&feature=related
- I know a cop named Tony Baloney.
- He's got a spine like overcooked rigatoni.
- As far as New York cops go, he's not so unique:
- Courageously confronting the small and weak.
- Home of brave? Land of free?
- Not with thugs like him in NYPD.
- Just a blot on the butt of humanity.
- He dreams of chasing real criminals, but he can't--he's
- Afraid he'll wet his size 9 lacy pink panties.
- They sent him out to find a kidnapped baby one night,
- But he was afraid it might have teeth, and bite.
- Home of brave? Land of free?
- Not with thugs like him in NYPD.
- Just a blot on the butt of humanity.
- The lesson of this isn't tough to get across:
- Time to rise up, folks, and show the cops who's boss.
- Chickens like Baloney Boy don't know what to do
- When confronting real men (and kids and women, too).
- Home of brave? Land of free?
- Not with thugs like him in NYPD.
- Just a blot on the butt of humanity.
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