The Poptart Tragedy & 5EVER

YEAR 8 DRAMA HALF-TERM ASSESSMENT
DUE DATE: FEBRUARY 2ND 2015

THE POPTART TRAGEDY

NARRATOR: Girl stops making out. N ask boy to get Potarts … he dooz.
(Boy exits STAGE RIGHT)
NARRATOR: Den girl takes deep bref …
(Boy returns with a plate of with two Poptarts on it)
NARRATOR: Den girl sayez …
GIRL: Bee eff, I am pregnant. Will you stay my bee eff?
NARRATOR: And he SEZ …
_____ (looks at Girl then turns around): NOOO!!!
NARRATOR: Girl is hart brrrken. Girl cries and runs away from boy without eating Poptart.
(Girl tries to exit STAGE ______ but does not make it all the way)
NARRATOR: And she has low blood sugar! SO … SHE … FOILS!
(Girl _____)
NARRATOR: Boy runs over to her.
(Boy runs to Girl and turns her body over)
BOY: !!!
NARRATOR: She DID!
BOY: :'(
NARRATOR: Boy cried …
BOY: I said I no be your bee eff … coz I wanna be … your … HUSBAND. OWw! Oohh …
NARRATOR: He screams! And throws Poptart at well
(Boy _____ at a wall)
________: A bootiful dia-mund ring was in-seed … LICK DIS IF YOU CRY … EVERTIM!
(Everyone is crying profusely)


5EVER

NARRATOR: A girl was walking to skewl with her bee eff.
(Boy and Girl are holding hands and are crossing from STAGE ______ to STAGE LEFT, they stop at CENTRE STAGE)
NARRATOR: And they were crossing da road. She said …
GIRL: Bee-beez, willyoulovemeforever?
NARRATOR: He said …
BOY: NOOO!!!
NARRATOR: Da girl cried and ran across da road befored green man came on the seen-en.
(Girl ______ towards FRONT CENTRE STAGE and gets silently hit by a _____)
NARRATOR: Boy was crying … and went to pick up her body.
(Boy looks _______, then starts crying, goes to _____ body and turns her body over)
NARRATOR: She was deed … He whispered to her corpse …
BOY: I meant to say “I will love you … FIVE-ever …”
RANDOM OBSERVER: Dat mean he love her MORE than FOREVER.
NARRATOR (crying): LIKE dis if you cry evry time …
(More _____ and some people blowing their noses into tissues)



CREDIT: dukrerecordings and David Norgren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcn1Q9fWahM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQuR8LVKhUE


HALF-TERM ASSESSMENT: Edit these scripts with proper extra and intra dialogic instructions.



EXTRA DIALOGIC INSTRUCTIONS are instructions given to performers on stage e.g. FRIEND walks from STAGE RIGHT TO DOWN CENTRE STAGE.
INTRA DIALOGIC INSTRUCTIONS are e.g. I pace back and forth like this …