slimabob

Why low level lobbies are the most entertaining thing ever

Aug 28th, 2013
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  1. slimabob: GG wp all
  2. zBuBu: gg
  3. Unlan: gg wp
  4. HolidayHamm: i mean we needed to win the last b aron fight
  5. IxHaku: gg
  6. HolidayHamm: for any chance
  7. slimabob: yeah :L
  8. Unlan: you guys didnt have any sort of teamfighting
  9. zBuBu: ^ thank you
  10. HolidayHamm: we;l
  11. HolidayHamm: firora
  12. HolidayHamm: and
  13. zBuBu: brand believed kills is all that matters
  14. HolidayHamm: teemo
  15. HolidayHamm: were god ******* awful
  16. HolidayHamm: lets be honest
  17. slimabob: ugh
  18. slimabob: hate that
  19. HolidayHamm: 18 deaths between bottom?
  20. HolidayHamm: my bad
  21. HolidayHamm: 20 deaths
  22. HolidayHamm: between bottom>?
  23. Unlan: clg please
  24. HolidayHamm: thats gg
  25. zBuBu: yes i was wasnt I? oh wait.. im the only reason they took 50 min to win
  26. zBuBu: idiot
  27. HolidayHamm: its one thing to suck as bad as bubu did
  28. TalxSik: i have more kills then whole team
  29. HolidayHamm: its another thing
  30. zBuBu: also Fiora has more kills then our whole team with a positive KDR brand
  31. HolidayHamm: to not realize
  32. zBuBu: you know nothing of this game
  33. zBuBu: fail mid
  34. HolidayHamm: 17/12?
  35. HolidayHamm: as adc?
  36. HolidayHamm: LOL
  37. Unlan: SOMEONE WPASS ME THE POPCORN
  38. Unlan: THE SOAPS ARE ON
  39. zBuBu: you were first blood!
  40. Unlan: :D
  41. HolidayHamm: its kind of sad
  42. slimabob: Omg lol
  43. zBuBu: lol unlan
  44. HolidayHamm: like its one thing to blow
  45. HolidayHamm: its another thing to blow and not realize it
  46. zBuBu: holiday learn to play with AI first please
  47. HolidayHamm: you gave 20 deaths up
  48. zBuBu: ask twitch how my lane did
  49. zBuBu: dumbass
  50. HolidayHamm: between 2 people
  51. HolidayHamm: 20 deaths between 2 people
  52. zBuBu: i didnt lose my turret till 45 min into game
  53. HolidayHamm: and you're actually speaking>
  54. zBuBu: and pushed to theirs by 20 min
  55. HolidayHamm: you are actually speaking
  56. zBuBu: how was your lane? oh thats right
  57. zBuBu: first to die
  58. slimabob: but whatever
  59. HolidayHamm: you're speaking in a 20 death game
  60. HolidayHamm: lol
  61. HolidayHamm: and thats why
  62. HolidayHamm: you will be bronze 5lyfe
  63. zBuBu: deaths dont win/lose games
  64. zBuBu: inhibs do
  65. HolidayHamm: deaths absolutely win lose games
  66. HolidayHamm: areyou new?
  67. Unlan: yes they do
  68. zBuBu: IM SUPPORT WITH AS MUCH CS AS YOU
  69. HolidayHamm: lol
  70. zBuBu: LEARN TO PLAY
  71. Unlan: if you go 100 deahts
  72. HolidayHamm: unlan please explain
  73. HolidayHamm: somone who doesnt suck
  74. Unlan: thats gonna lose the game
  75. HolidayHamm: please explain
  76. HolidayHamm: yes
  77. HolidayHamm: hes just bad and doesnt get it
  78. Unlan: but if you go 0 deahts
  79. zBuBu: im Sliver with 1600 games holiday.. learn to play
  80. Unlan: you can still lose
  81. zBuBu: :P
  82. HolidayHamm: your silver.
  83. Unlan: hey
  84. HolidayHamm: and speaking to me
  85. HolidayHamm: shut the **** up
  86. slimabob: lol
  87. HolidayHamm: 'deaths dont matter';
  88. Unlan: theres nothing wrong with rankings
  89. Unlan: im bronze 2
  90. HolidayHamm: lol
  91. HolidayHamm: but you know
  92. HolidayHamm: that deaths matter
  93. slimabob: holliday bein super snappy
  94. slimabob: :P
  95. HolidayHamm: so you are ahead of him
  96. zBuBu: hey u know what death DOES matter? first blood.. good job givin it up
  97. HolidayHamm: you will inevitably be better tahn him
  98. zBuBu: also
  99. HolidayHamm: i wasnt first blood though
  100. zBuBu: my turret lived for 45 min
  101. HolidayHamm: i didnt die till i was 6-0
  102. zBuBu: u know how much gold they get for your turret early game? MORE THAN A DEATH
  103. zBuBu: lol
  104. Unlan: *reaches to bottom of empty popcorn bag*
  105. HolidayHamm: this kids lost
  106. Unlan: damnit
  107. HolidayHamm: i cant help bads
  108. HolidayHamm: that dont wanna get better
  109. HolidayHamm: i can help bads
  110. HolidayHamm: that wanna get better
  111. HolidayHamm: but this kids just bad
  112. zBuBu: 500g for your lost turret.. that would be almost 5 of my deaths
  113. zBuBu: i had my turret for 45 min
  114. Unlan: so you spend 10 minutes crying about it?
  115. zBuBu: dumbass
  116. HolidayHamm: that wouldnt be 1 and a half of your deaths
  117. HolidayHamm: lol
  118. HolidayHamm: ??
  119. HolidayHamm: math is hard
  120. HolidayHamm: its really hard
  121. zBuBu: 100g for turret accross 5 people
  122. zBuBu: learn to math
  123. HolidayHamm: 150*
  124. Unlan: its 150g neb
  125. zBuBu: oh im sorry more
  126. HolidayHamm: ol
  127. HolidayHamm: awful
  128. Unlan: l2p
  129. HolidayHamm: as ****
  130. HolidayHamm: 300 + 150 as assist?
  131. zBuBu: you lost your turret and first blood.. noob mid
  132. HolidayHamm: but i didnt
  133. HolidayHamm: your just talking
  134. zBuBu: i got 2 turrets and defended mine the whole match
  135. zBuBu: dipshit
  136. zBuBu: l2p
  137. HolidayHamm: okay 'support teemo'
  138. HolidayHamm: with 249 ks
  139. HolidayHamm: your ******* awful
  140. Unlan: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  141. Unlan: its over
  142. slimabob: rip
  143. Unlan: NEXT TIME ON LEAGUE OF SCRUBS
  144. HolidayHamm: someone needs to tell him he sucks
  145. HolidayHamm: or else hell continue
  146. HolidayHamm: to suck
  147. HolidayHamm: herll be on your team
  148. Unlan: MAYBE A RESOLUTION WILL HAPPEN
  149. slimabob: hehe
  150. HolidayHamm: and suck
  151. Unlan: MOST LIKELY NOT
  152. Unlan: STAY TUNED FOR MORE
  153. HolidayHamm: thank me for being the one getting reported one
  154. HolidayHamm: for him telling him how to play
  155. HolidayHamm: ill take that bullet
  156. slimabob: :I
  157. slimabob: lol
  158. slimabob: i dont even
  159. Unlan: i should make a smur
  160. Unlan: just to sit in lobbies
  161. Unlan: and watch **** like this
  162. slimabob: Hehe
  163. slimabob: yeah
  164. slimabob: this is pretty much how they always go
  165. Unlan: everyone always leaves and sometimes honors at level 30
  166. Unlan: :c
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