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- [everyone walks onscreen and are stopped when @sbestos drops into the scene and lands in front of them]
- @sbestos:
- Hi there, kiddos! I, uh, I can't help but notice you're all still at it!
- So, I was wonderin' if ya could maybe... turn around an' go back home? If it's not too much trouble, I mean.
- [the group exchanges glances, then start walking again; @sbestos panics and runs ahead to block them]
- @sbestos:
- W-wait just a gosh darn minute! That's... that's not the way back home, ya rascals!
- [The crew moves forward again only for @sbestos to get in their way once more]
- Kood:
- (Is he just going to keep doing that?)
- Iris:
- (Keep ignoring him, he should leave us alone eventually.)
- [The crew tries to move forward again a couple times, only for @sbestos to keep getting in their way]
- @sbestos:
- Hey, now! You're bein' right frosty rude, don'cha know!
- Iris:
- Ugh, we don't have time for this, Uncle @!
- @sbestos:
- Well, I just thought... ya know, this here volcano is really dangerous, eh? Kinda hot, what with all that fire an' lava an' stuff!
- Maybe instead of all o' you fellas going that-a-way, we could have a nice little hootenanny... right here?
- [@sbestos smizes]
- Iris:
- We'd rather take our chances with the magma, thanks.
- [@sbestos looks dejected as the crew walk past him, then he rushes forward again.]
- @sbestos:
- R-really, though! Goin' through that dastardly place all fer a silly ol' Super Leek? Is it really worth it?
- Iris:
- ...How did you know we were after the Super Leeks? Broadsword put you up to this, didn't he?
- Demo:
- Oh, come on, not this again!
- @sbestos:
- Oh, uh, I-I... well, th-that's a right dandy question there, fer sure! W-why don't we talk aboot it somewhere far away from here?
- Iris:
- Well, at least we know for a fact the leek's here now. Come on, everyone!
- [the crew runs past @sbestos again as the camera pans forward; soon after @sbestos disappears off the left side of the screen he yet again appears in front of them, causing Iris to do a double-take.]
- @sbestos:
- Maybe you'd like to see a magic trick?
- [Sheath and Raocow get excited, Iris looks at them for a split second before responding]
- Iris:
- No.
- [Sad faces all around]
- Kood:
- Gotta say, I kinda admire his persistence...
- Iris:
- Of course _you_ would.
- Kood:
- What's that supposed to mean!?
- @sbestos:
- O-okay, I tried to be nice, but if... I'm... if you kids d-don't turn around an' head back now... I'mma get real gruzzled, don'cha know. L-Like, seriously gruzzled! All the gruzzle!
- Iris:
- Okay, then. Let's see it.
- @sbestos:
- A-alrighty then!
- [@sbestos inflates himself]
- ...I-I bet'cha feelin' really scared now, h-huh?
- Demo:
- Um, sorry, Uncle @. We're not two years old anymore.
- [@sbestos slowly, sadly deflates]
- Iris:
- So are we done here? We've got a leek to grab.
- [the crew walks offscreen as @sbestos stands there dejected for a bit, then chases after them]
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- @sbestos:
- T-that's far enough! I really didn't want to do this, b-but you left me no choice!
- I've been savin' a summoning contract with the Flesh Lord just in case I ever had to defend myself against some no-good hooligans, but it looks like I'll hafta use it on you kids!
- In just a moment a big, super-duper-strong fella is gonna show up and, and... knock you all down!
- Iris:
- Well, credit where it's due, I didn't think you had the guts to go this far.
- @sbestos:
- Just you wait! He's gonna show up and be all tough and scary and everything!
- [a couple seconds pass]
- @sbestos:
- ...any minute now...
- [Insert appropriate Spongebob timecard (http://imgur.com/gallery/4ybk7) here]
- Demo:
- ...You did opt for the express delivery, didn't you?
- @sbestos:
- And pay the extra $3? These things are spendy enough already!
- J-just wait a bit longer, he'll definitely be here!
- Raocow:
- Maybe he got stuck in traffic or something?
- @sbestos:
- No, you don't understand! Tons o' research went into this deal! I shopped around to get the highest-rated dark lord... I compared prices, checked user reviews, I read each and every EULA-
- Kood:
- No you didn't.
- @sbestos:
- I most certainly did! Gotta catch all o' those pesky loopholes, don'cha know!
- And when I settled on this one I made sure to complete each form in triplicate! I even sacrificed an extra furba to make sure I had enough postage!
- Iris:
- Well, I don't know what possessed me to humor you for this long, but I'm done wasting time.
- @sbestos:
- N-no no no no no! I can't let you all go on!
- I-I'm gonna stop you kiddos no matter what, by golly, e-even if I have to fight you myself! Then Augustus and the others will finally recognize me as part of the family!
- ------------------------------------------------------------------
- @sbestos:
- Ooogh... that's it, my chances of fittin' in just went kaput...
- Iris:
- Well, we got what we came for. Let's go.
- [Kood looks at @sbestos]
- Kood:
- You know, guys, I kinda feel sorry for @sbestos...
- I mean, he's not really a bad guy, he's just under-appreciated. He just wanted to be acknowledged and get along with everyone.
- [The rest of the crew leaves while Kood closes his eyes and keeps monologuing]
- Kood:
- If we'd met at a different time and place, under different circumstances, maybe that's what would've happened.
- I'm sure we'd find he and I have a lot in common. In fact, I'd go so far as to say I feel we might even share a certain... spiritual connection? Like we may be kindred spirits or something, I don't know.
- Heh... that probably sounded weird, didn't it?
- [a second passes]
- Kood:
- ...Guys?
- [Kood finally notices he's been left behind and rushes off the scene. A moment later a large, muscular monstrosity teleports in]
- Flesh Brute:
- Ah, jeez, sorry I'm late, everyone! The intra-dimensional bypasses were backed up all the way through Realm I-37 so I had to take a detour through the Plane of Extraordinarily Dull Forum Games and-
- [The summoned creature notices he's alone aside from the deflated @sbestos]
- Flesh Brute:
- Well this is gonna be a fun one to explain at the temp agency...
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