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Anon's Greed (Chapter 1)

Dec 8th, 2012
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  1. *1 month ago*
  2.  
  3. >Waking up, checking for injuries
  4. >Thank god, only some scratches and bruises
  5. >Let's see, you are in the middle of nowhere, lying flat in lush meadows and facing the sky
  6. >You try to rearrange your memories
  7. >You were drinking heavily at a birthday party of a friend of yours
  8. >Looking at your watch you notice, that it is already 4 am
  9. >You decide to go home now, even though you have to walk two hours through a forest to get to the next bus stop
  10. >Your friend would have driven you if he wasn't also drunk as fuck
  11. "Take care of *hic* yerself, Anon!"
  12. >No problemo! You know how to fight and you are drunker than a Russian lumberjack whose wife is on vacation leaving him alone with nothing more than bottles of vodka
  13. >What could possibly go wrong?!
  14. >As you are walking through the forest your vision gets blurred
  15. >Feels like you're gonna pass out
  16. >You wander around for what feels like hours and you recognize that you're lost
  17. *Sigh* that went perfeee-*huuurrrl*
  18. >You throw up and try to lean against a tree... then you pass out
  19.  
  20. >So, that actually went much better then expected
  21. >You don't feel raped, beaten up or robbed, hell yeah, you even achieved not to lose your things that you had with you
  22. >You have your bag with your belongings around your waist, your clock and your wallet
  23. >Unfortunately you forgot you mobile phone at your friend's house
  24. >*Facepalm* If you could call someone or connect to GPS you would be out of this forest lickety-split
  25. >What an awkward phrase, you don't remember saying this before ... kind of strange
  26. >You still don't know where you are but it will only be a matter of time till you hit the road again
  27. >Starting to walk you notice the strange looking trees ... somehow they're in a perfect shape as if someone drew them
  28. >Nah, it's probably the hangover witch teases you right now and clouds your senses
  29. >Soon you arrive at a clearing and decide to take a break right here
  30. >While you're sitting on a dead tree and thinking about your current location, a shadow rushes behind the bushes
  31. >You look up but everything seems alright ... except for the feeling that somebody or something is watching you
  32. >Continuing your way through the forest you hear a swish now and then but every time you turn around there was nothing in sight
  33. >You can spot a hut in the distance. Finally someone who could certainly guide you through the forest
  34. >As you come closer you recognize a zebra with a strange mark on her flank scraping the ground with its hooves
  35. >You think that the owner of the hut must quite have a predilection for exotic animals
  36. >The zebra looks up at you as you come closer to the hut
  37. >It seemed frighten and you question yourself if you were scaring it
  38. "Don't make any rush moves and stay, or you will end up as a pray!"
  39. >Did the zebra just talk to you in a female voice? You chuckle nervously and turn around, leaving this crazy place when you all of a sudden lay eyes on a lion, sitting behind you and staring at you with hungry eyes
  40. >Wait this is no ordinary lion ... you discover that this "lion" has wings and a scorpion tail
  41. >A real-life manticore was sitting behind you, craving for his meal
  42. > You read something about this species in a book but you thought that it was only a legendary creature, not existing in the real world
  43. >You open your mouth in a loud scream and try to run away from the hungry beast
  44. >Unfortunately for you it was way more faster than you and as the manticore approaches, you can see how its paw was about to hit you
  45. >The strike hits your head and you faint again
  46.  
  47. >You wake up in a warm and cuddly bed, your eyes still closed
  48. >Maybe everything was just a dream. Sometimes you really could have a crazy imagination
  49. >You hear two women talking near by and you slowly open your eyes
  50. >As your sight becomes clear you can see a yellow horse and a zebra talking
  51. >You start to smile. Yep, you have been drinking too much and now you went full nuts. Better learn how to withhold yourself next time
  52. >The two creatures realized that you're awake. They come closer to you, examining your head
  53. >Actually this doesn't seem like a dream ... your head hurts like shit and your surrounding also seemed real
  54. >The kindly looking yellow p0ny checks your head and your body
  55. "Well, it doesn't seem to be hurt that bad. Maybe our cutie is just a little bit frighten"
  56. >She leans over to you and pets your cheek
  57. Um, I'm fine my head just hurts a little.
  58. >The p0ny gasps and the zebra gives you a thoughtful look
  59. >"I-It can talk?!"
  60. Actually if you don't mind I'm male. And yes, I can talk, the better question would be how you're able to talk.
  61. >"He seems to be foreign to this world of ours ..." The zebra is now talking. "... but what brought him here, what strange powers?"
  62. >"M-maybe you could tell us h-how you got here, Mr. ...Umm.."
  63. Anonymous. Anon for short.
  64. >Well, Mr. Anon ... um ..."
  65. Just call me Anon, Anon is fine with me.
  66. >You wonder why the yellow p0ny started to stutter. She could talk fluently just 5 minutes ago
  67. >"Umm... this is Zecora a-and I am ...*mumble*..."
  68. What was your name? I didn't quite catch it.
  69. >"I am flutter......"
  70. >After a while you could understand that her name is Fluttershy
  71. >The two of them ask you different things like what species you are, where you came from, if there is more of your species and more
  72. >You explain as good as possible that you never seen a world like theirs and that the only p0nys and zebras you saw weren't able to talk
  73. >On the other hand you discover that you're in a land named Equestria, where pegasi, unicorns and earth-ponies live together peacefully
  74. >Mentioning the pegasi you recognize the wings on Fluttershy's sides
  75. >You try to remember as much as possibly accepting that you're stuck in a crazed out world with talking equines which eventually can fly or perform magic
  76. >Magic ... one part of you was fascinated by the thought of real magic. It was always the dream of manhood to discover magic
  77. >Sadly it never came that far, so people start to invent and advance technology to make up for the lack of magic
  78. >You were eager to get to Ponyville but you promised Fluttershy to rest one day more at Zecora's hut
  79. >The next day she picks you up and takes you to her cottage
  80. >You thank Zecora for her caring and assure her to come by sometimes
  81. >On your way to Ponyville you start a conversation with Fluttershy and she tells you everything she knew about Equestria and about her five best friends
  82. >Depending on her stories about her friendship with them you couldn't wait to meet them
  83. >They had to be wonderful peo... umm mares
  84. >With renewed strength and an optimistic mood you arrive at the cottage
  85. >Soon you will be heading to Ponyville, where you adventure started...
  86.  
  87. END of CHAPTER 1
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  92. Skype: c0ld.system
  93. E-Mail: Systemc0ld1337@hotmail.de
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