fluffbeard

>fluffy pony is sleeping>/b/ tells you to cum on his face
>you go to the bathroom to fetch lube
>fluffy pony wakes up while you're in the bathroom
>fluffy sees that your computer is on while wandering the dark halls babbling about it being "hungy"
>"i'ma go unda compooter, jus like daddy!" it chirps
>you come back to your computer, lube in hand
>you see your fluffy pony is using your computer
>you forgot to close /b/
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"maybe he didn't see anything"
>something is different with your fluffy though.
>apon further inspection more fluff has grown on fluffy pony, but only around his neck,
>it's just staring at the screen with glazed eyes and a tired look
>you've never seen a fluffy pony act like this
"hey champ, good fluffys don't stay up past their bedtime, you should go back to bed"
>he responds "an hewo noefag"
>you inadvertently turned your fluffy into a /b/tard.
>it drowns inexplicably