In which Kazuma is the main character

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@originProtagonist
Hello?
Anyone here?
No?
Mk.
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kalmanKosketus
oh hi!
@originProtagonist
Oh, hi, Aurora!
You wanted to meet the weird people too?
kalmanKosketus
I'm actively seeking new party members
We still need a few roles to be filled
@originProtagonist
I am so proud of you.
So, Ana wants to be the healer, but she has no way to heal
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@originProtagonist
I'm the DPS
Oh, are you one of the weird people?
anomalousGrigori
hello?
@originProtagonist
Hi!
kalmanKosketus
Who's this then?
Hi
anomalousGrigori
may I enquire as to The Flow of This Dicussion?
@originProtagonist
Oh, we're talking about party members
anomalousGrigori
Party Members?
@originProtagonist
Yeah!
kalmanKosketus
For the adventure
anomalousGrigori
I am sorry, but what Adventure do You speak of?
@originProtagonist
The quest has to start soon, so I'm gathering party members so that we can do it together!
My quest.
The plot of the story
kalmanKosketus
More like our quest...
@originProtagonist
Sure... "Our" quest
anomalousGrigori
would You be so inclined to explain further?
@originProtagonist
(My quest)
* kalmanKosketus rolls eyes
@originProtagonist
Well, since I'm the main character, eventually, I'm going to get the quest that starts my adventure
And most people start out on their own, but that's lame!
So I'm gathering people so I have the full party right when the game starts
anomalousGrigori
Main Character of what?
@originProtagonist
The story.
anomalousGrigori
You're explaining in Circles.
kalmanKosketus
>: /
@originProtagonist
Ok, the beginning:
There's a story.
It's my story.
There's a quest.
It's my quest.
I need party members for the quest.
anomalousGrigori
what Form of Quest do You speak of?
@originProtagonist
I dunno.
kalmanKosketus
I assume you're not from Leechville, AG?
@originProtagonist
Probably some huge expansive adventure that eventually comes out with three expansions you need to buy.
anomalousGrigori
I have not heard of Any Residential Zone entitled <Leechville>
@originProtagonist
(I think this is one of the weird people Kirk mentioned)
anomalousGrigori
so I suppose not. are You Two from there?
kalmanKosketus
That's an odd way to say that
@originProtagonist
Yep.
kalmanKosketus
Yeah
@originProtagonist
We're already in level 1.
anomalousGrigori
what is Level 1?
@originProtagonist
Leechville.
kalmanKosketus
it's our starting zone
anomalousGrigori
You have spoken of Other Party Members; are They there as well?
@originProtagonist
Yep!
All of the party right now is from Leechville
anomalousGrigori
I still fail to comprehend what this <Leechville> You keep mentioning is.
@originProtagonist
Leechville is out hometown
We live here
And because we live here, it's level 1
kalmanKosketus
Where are you from? I could tell you how far from there you are.
*we are
@originProtagonist
Yeah, if you can come when the quest starts, you can join the party!
anomalousGrigori
My Residence has no Formal Name, but It is Several Nights' Walk from the Closest Residential Zone
@originProtagonist
Huh.
kalmanKosketus
(wow...secretive)
@originProtagonist
So, uh...
Is that a no to joining the party?
anomalousGrigori
well.
not necessarily.
kalmanKosketus
Adventures are fun
especially with friends
anomalousGrigori
to be fair I likely could not label You Two as <Friends> just yet.
@originProtagonist
Fair enough.
We need to beat you in combat for you to join the party first
That's how it works.
kalmanKosketus
Uuu!
I'm up for a duel
anomalousGrigori
that would necessitate meeting in person first.
@originProtagonist
Huh, good point.
kalmanKosketus
Yeah, it's a problem
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kalmanKosketus
Since you are not telling us where you are
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anomalousGrigori
((gtg srry))
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kalmanKosketus
Well then
No new party members
@originProtagonist
Ok, I'll take that as a no to the party members
kalmanKosketus
We have so much damage the we will probably do ok without a dedicated healer for a while
@originProtagonist
Ughhhhhhhhhhhh
We really need a tank
kalmanKosketus
d:
Lozzeh_Bethel
(( So tempted to jump in ))
kalmanKosketus
(Well this is a chat room for weird people)
(Matt?)
@originProtagonist
(idk)
(im not the DM)
(WARREN!)
Lozzeh_Bethel
(( .... ))
@originProtagonist
Serket[DM]
Serket[DM]
(( Hi.
(( I need to find a better IRC client
Lozzeh_Bethel
Guys you never notice the other IRC going on Empty room? ))
@originProtagonist
(im not in emptyroom)
kalmanKosketus
(nope)
@originProtagonist
(so, do you wanna show up?)
(or are we done?)
Lozzeh_Bethel
( Yeah sure )
ⓘ Lozzeh_Bethel is now known as irateTorrents
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irateTorrents
bluh
kalmanKosketus
another new person
@originProtagonist
Hi there!
irateTorrents
Do you kNow kirk?
kalmanKosketus
You know Kirk?
Who are you?
@originProtagonist
Are you the weird person he was talking to?
irateTorrents
yEah. . . . .
@originProtagonist
Cool!
kalmanKosketus
What makes you weird?
How weird are we talking here
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irateTorrents
I waS juSt viSitiNg thiS placE bEcauSE its callEd "PsionChat"
hEh, i'll try Not to act wEird agaiN
@originProtagonist
Oh, well sorry to disappoint you.
Neither of us are psions
(Unless you're lying to me, Aurora)
kalmanKosketus
^
(I swear I wasn't)
(I wouldn't lie to you)
@originProtagonist
(No one would.)
kalmanKosketus
-_-
@originProtagonist
(I'm the main character.)
kalmanKosketus
 /)_-
irateTorrents
well, I waS telliNg him somEthiN
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kalmanKosketus
wut? :)
irateTorrents
about how powErful if hE rEalizE hiS powErS
kalmanKosketus
he has latent powers?
how do you know?
irateTorrents
wEll hE waS iN "PsionChat" right?
@originProtagonist
Well, so are we...
But we're kind of just visiting
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@originProtagonist
Trying to find weird people to join the party
kalmanKosketus
Can you see if I have powers that I haven't realized?
:)
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crepuscularMagicant
Huh. This is new.
kalmanKosketus
It's getting crowded
hi there
irateTorrents
oh thEre you arE
@originProtagonist
More weird people?
Hype!
crepuscularMagicant
Oh, hi IT
kalmanKosketus
\o/
crepuscularMagicant
Was just wondering what was going on in here
Since I don't remember seeing it before
crepuscularMagicant
So what /is/ going on?
@originProtagonist
Our friend told us about how weird people join this chat
So we're here to get party members
(Do you wanna be a party member?)
crepuscularMagicant
Party members?
irateTorrents
CM
crepuscularMagicant
We iain't in a game, OP
Yeah IT?
@originProtagonist
...
It's sad that so few of us realize it...
irateTorrents
I juSt camE bEforE
kalmanKosketus
Life is a game
@originProtagonist
Right now, you guys are just NPCs
irateTorrents
@CM thiS is what I told you about
@originProtagonist
But if you want, you can be party members with us!
kalmanKosketus
Either of you a healer or tank?
irateTorrents
wEll why Not
kalmanKosketus
because we need one of those
crepuscularMagicant
I...
irateTorrents
Tank?
crepuscularMagicant
Ah screw it
What's a Tank?
kalmanKosketus
A very durable player
@originProtagonist
Do you guys just like, not have video games where you are?
kalmanKosketus
can take hits, protect the party
@originProtagonist
Because that's such a tragedy
crepuscularMagicant
Oh, those? We call those meatsacks
irateTorrents
*cough
CM
crepuscularMagicant
Hi
irateTorrents
i'll do thE talkiNg
@originProtagonist
Do one of you wanna be our meatsack?
crepuscularMagicant
Yes, highblood
irateTorrents
plEaSE Stop
@originProtagonist
Is that a no?
kalmanKosketus
highblood?
irateTorrents
ill bE thE taNk
@CM SSSSShhhh
kalmanKosketus
what the hell is going on between you two
@originProtagonist
Nice!
Ideally, CM, if you want to be the healer, that'd be great!
irateTorrents
rEmEmbEr what I told you about mE bEiNg wEird?
kalmanKosketus
Yeah, nice that we have a tank. But why did the other guy call you highblood?
crepuscularMagicant
Uh, I can't heal. Not my speciailty
irateTorrents
guyS
kalmanKosketus
Jeez
irateTorrents
CM is pSioN
*psionic
crepuscularMagicant
You mean the rest of you aren't psionic? This is a /psion/ chat for goodness sakes
@originProtagonist
We came here to find weird people
And it seems to be working
irateTorrents
@CM doNt bE rudE
@CM doNt makE mE, do it
@originProtagonist
(I think this might be abuse)
(Should we offer to help?)
crepuscularMagicant
I'm not being rude, just asking a question
kalmanKosketus
(It definitely seems weird...dunno)
irateTorrents
@CM fiNE
kalmanKosketus
So back to that highblood thing...
what was that?
@originProtagonist
Is it like, a username?
irateTorrents
ill ExplaiN
both of uS arE alieNS, i doubt you'll bEliEvE uS
@originProtagonist
O_O
kalmanKosketus
Well
@originProtagonist
Alien party members!
AWESOME!
kalmanKosketus
Can you provide proof?
irateTorrents
hmmmm
lEt mE thiNk
kalmanKosketus
send me a photo of you
crepuscularMagicant
I'm confused. We're aliens? So you're a different species?
irateTorrents
ill uSe a wEbcam
kalmanKosketus
We are humans, what are you?
IT, nice!
irateTorrents
ok, Now it'S oN
(( http://imgur.com/a/kFMIo ))
kalmanKosketus
:o
@originProtagonist
Is it face paint?
kalmanKosketus
Nice horns
irateTorrents
No
kalmanKosketus
This is amazing
irateTorrents
ill Show you thE outSidE
kalmanKosketus
(Kaz, this is amazing)
@originProtagonist
(IKR?)
kalmanKosketus
Is that a sea?
irateTorrents
yES
kalmanKosketus
Damn
Nice house you have there.
irateTorrents
itS uNdEr a cliffSidE
kalmanKosketus
Incredible
@originProtagonist
I wish there were cool things like cliffs in Leechville
We just have boring things, like school
irateTorrents
whatS it likE thErE?
@originProtagonist
Boring.
kalmanKosketus
well, we have some lakes
ocean is kinda far away
irateTorrents
hmm
@originProtagonist
So you're like, a fish alien?
irateTorrents
wEll SomE of uS arE
aNd thEy arE dEadly
crepuscularMagicant
Especiailly to me
@originProtagonist
Why's that?
irateTorrents
hEmospEctrum
crepuscularMagicant
What IT said. I'm at the bottom, they're at the top
kalmanKosketus
I see
@originProtagonist
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hemo is blood, right?
irateTorrents
im NEarly at thE top
yES
@originProtagonist
So you have like, a rainbow of bloods?
That's pretty cool
kalmanKosketus
(so weird, I love it)
So are highbloods stronger?
crepuscularMagicant
Which is also why I'm a bit fearful of IT. For all I know he could kill me at any time and no-one would care
@originProtagonist
Oh, ok
irateTorrents
i told you i woNt
crepuscularMagicant
Never hurts to be cautious
kalmanKosketus
so you're a psion CM
crepuscularMagicant
Mmhm
kalmanKosketus
what sort of psion things you do?
crepuscularMagicant
Telekinesis, Flashstep, A bit of prestidigitation or whatever the heck it's called, and... I can make things shine?
Yeah that's about it
Nothing spectacular
@originProtagonist
So, magic?
I found the mage!
kalmanKosketus
Alright
crepuscularMagicant
...Look at my handle
kalmanKosketus
Good point
crepuscularMagicant
It literally means "shining mage"
kalmanKosketus
:D
@originProtagonist
So, we have every role filled except rogue...
Do you guys know any stealthy people?
Ideally with knives or guns?
irateTorrents
wEll im a piratE
i havE a cutlaSS and a fliNtlock
@originProtagonist
Oh, that's pretty close to being a rogue
Pirates steal things a lot
But if you're the rogue we need a tank...
irateTorrents
yEah SurE
i thiNk itS fiNE without a taNk
@originProtagonist
No, no, no
We need a tank.
crepuscularMagicant
So we're all part of the same party and IT gets to be the leader, right?
@originProtagonist
What?
No.
I'm the leader.
That's how it works.
kalmanKosketus
I'm the co-leader
@originProtagonist
(I'm the leader.)
irateTorrents
k
crepuscularMagicant
Alrighty then
kalmanKosketus
I do most of the work, Kaz is the leader
@originProtagonist
(I'm the most important one.)
kalmanKosketus
(Dude! You are not the most important. Ok? You need a party, don't you?)
crepuscularMagicant
(Why do you guys even talk like this, we can still see it)
kalmanKosketus
(true, true)
@originProtagonist
(I'm the most important, because you guys are all NPCs.)
irateTorrents
*coughS
kalmanKosketus
Whatever
>:/
@originProtagonist
So, I can pencil you guys in as the mage and tank?
irateTorrents
*roguE
@originProtagonist
Got it.
kalmanKosketus
I'll practice my blocking and become the high damage tank
my sword is wide enough to work as a shield
crepuscularMagicant
I'll... find a way to somehow get to you then? I guess?
irateTorrents
ill go aNd practicE piratiNg
kalmanKosketus
d:
crepuscularMagicant
I mean, we're totally different species, we're probably not going to meet any time soon
@originProtagonist
We'll make it work
The quest will find a way.
kalmanKosketus
If you say so
crepuscularMagicant
Un huh
kalmanKosketus
Well, now that I have met these aliens
I think it might actually work out
who knows
@originProtagonist
Yeah!
crepuscularMagicant
:?
irateTorrents
SurE
kalmanKosketus
Anything is possible
crepuscularMagicant
Is it just 4 of us in the party?
@originProtagonist
Nope!
We have a lot of other people here in Leechville!
kalmanKosketus
^
crepuscularMagicant
Mind if you introduce us later?
kalmanKosketus
sure
irateTorrents
: )
kalmanKosketus
I'm sure they would love to chat with you ^^,
irateTorrents
*nodS
i havE othEr friENdS
kalmanKosketus
Any of them stealthy?
with knives?
crepuscularMagicant
*riaises hand
kalmanKosketus
wait
irateTorrents
onE haS SomEthiNg likE a kNifE aNd uSeS cardS
@originProtagonist
Eh, but we need you to be the mage
No one else has magic
crepuscularMagicant
I could be a magic rouge
Abyss
*rogue
irateTorrents
all of thEm ExcEpt haS "magic:
irateTorrents
i thiNk one of uS caN uSE firE
kalmanKosketus
CM can stay as the mage if this knife + card fellow can fill the rogue's role
irateTorrents
aNd i?
kalmanKosketus
oh right, I'm confusing myself
We should have all the roles filled in any case
I'll learn to be tanky, we have a rogue or two
all is good
irateTorrents
ok, i gotta go Now
kalmanKosketus
cya
crepuscularMagicant
Bye
* irateTorrents disconnects
crepuscularMagicant
Actually I might go as well. It's nearing dawn, and my lusus gets cranky if I stay up too late
kalmanKosketus
: ?
@originProtagonist
What's a lusus?
Is that an alien thing?
Sounds cool.
Can I have one?
kalmanKosketus
is it like a pet?
crepuscularMagicant
Uh, lusii are guardians
Definitely not pets
And unless you're a troll I don't think you can have one
kalmanKosketus
oh
@originProtagonist
Aw.
crepuscularMagicant
Probably. This is the first time I've met another species so I'm not too sure on that
kalmanKosketus
Oh man
there's a fight outside my apartment
I'll go join them
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crepuscularMagicant
Why woul-
Nevermind then
Oh, I forgot to ask one thing
What colour is your blood?
@originProtagonist
Uh...
Red?
What's yours?
crepuscularMagicant
Burgundy
So we're pretty much the same there
Cool! I'll talk to you later I guess
@originProtagonist
Yeah, Cool!
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