Getting Muma banned from TFTV

Tuesday January 6th: Decide to quit TF2. Can’t tell anyone on Mad Lux Blue, I have to be cut because if I tell Ex my plan he is gonna fucking blab his little tiny mouth. Heard in Muma’s mumble during a pug that their roamer never shows up. Begin Long con.

Sunday January 11th: After not showing up to any scrims in a week, am cut. It took them foking 6 days of me not showing up to scrims damn.

Friday January 16th: Talk to Muma about backing up, knowing their current roamer is most likely leaving. Perfect opportunity to get in on their circlejerk.

Monday January 19th: Plan not going well. They picked up some shitty shotgun roamer.

Friday January 23rd: New roamer doesn’t show up to scrims. Still a chance.

Wednesday January 28th: Play in an official match.

Friday January 30th: Roamer is cut for me.

Monday February 2nd: Begin circle jerking with Muma on tftv. Make retarded threads and posts in hopes of getting banned.

Sunday February 8th: Receive ban for calling some shitty caster shitty. Convince circlejerk to jack off on the forums on my behalf. Muma receives ban as planned. Saam didn’t get banned for some reason since the admins of TFTV must have some kind of developmental issues.

Monday February 9th: Rofl cloudmaker got banned too. Didn’t even try on that one.

Tuesday February 10th: Hope to skip tonight’s match. Unfortunately there are no blizzards anywhere in the US so I can’t really lie. Whatever just leave the team lol.

Tuesday February 10th: Fuck there wasn’t actually a match today. It was tomorrow.

MY LAST GIFT TO THE WORLD IS TROLLING THE FUCK OUT OF MUMA

Am banned from TFTV but whatever circlejerk_down