JFK's Wacky Quest

Party set:
Shrek
static shock
Eddie Murphy
Trevor from Trailer Park Boys
Gorbachev
Daryl Strawberry

Big Bad:
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

MacGuffin:
John Cena's Time orb

Setting:
Trail from Fresno to The Bronx

Plot:
The Hero quests with his party cross the country to save the time orb from the greedy clutches of JFk. But hero's beware, as the mortality rate is 100%