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Jango Fett

Oct 5th, 2012
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  1. > Jango Fett
  2. > 1.) Be a hustler back in the glory days of Rugby back in New Zealand college days nicknamed: "The Booty Hunter"
  3. > 2.) Have sex with tons of women, but can't help feel empty inside afterwards.
  4. > 3.) Move to Japan after college
  5. > 4.) repeat step 2
  6. > 5.) keep repeating even if at least forty five percent of the local incoming population has your genes
  7. > 6.) Keep repeating until he meets Zam Wesell. This is the only true love/relationship he could ever have, though they don't marry in the end.
  8. > 7.) "True Son" is born. Decide to name him Boba
  9. > 8.) Years of regret catch up to you, as mothers come to your house to ask about child support.
  10. > 9.)?????????
  11. > 10.) Everything turns out alright, but pledge never to screw around anymore, and teach Rugby at High School the newly built High School. Then focus on raising a son good values. Nothing can go wrong.
  12. > 11.) Die in a freak kendo accident caused by Windu
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