bapo stories v1

<weedeggs> i dont know
<gleeb> the question isn't should I build a PC
<gleeb> it's do you want to?
<gleeb> do your friends all have consoles? get a console.
<weedeggs> i do but all my friends have sony and xbox
<gleeb> Well then get a console.
<weedeggs> i dont like it
<gleeb> ...
<c-pin> xbox sucks major noodles but ps4 is aight
<gleeb> Get a PS4 and call it a day
<gleeb> that's my two cent
<gleeb> you'll be able to play with your friends
<weedeggs> do you really think pc is dead then
<c-pin> yes
<gleeb> No
<RocketLL> schrodinger
<Amanda-Hugnkiss> ignore c-pin hes being a troll
<gleeb> It's hell of a lot livelier
<c-pin> im not trolling Amanda-Hugnkiss
<gleeb> than whatever's going on down there.
<c-pin> he has friends who play ps4 why would he want to be alone
<gleeb> But if your friends are all on consoles, why bother
<c-pin> ikr
<gleeb> playing on a PC<playing alone
<gleeb> tbh
<weedeggs> all my friends are dead
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<gleeb> .
* gleeb mentally facedesks
<c-pin> this got dark fast
<Amanda-Hugnkiss> i mean about thee pc gaming being deead
<gleeb> I'll go back to shitposting on Reddit
<gleeb> you take over
<c-pin> ok
<weedeggs> how do i make a pc have more cores
<c-pin> so yeah if your friends play ps4 i betcha youll have a lot better time
<Amanda-Hugnkiss> my keyboard is double typing again ;-;
<c-pin> weedeggs, install a new cpu
<RocketLL> ^
<RocketLL> or xeon phi
<Vulpix0r> Amanda-Hugnkiss: is it a corsair
<Amanda-Hugnkiss> Vulpix0r, no
<Vulpix0r> oh ok
<c-pin> Vulpix0r, why whats wrong with corsair
<weedeggs> i cant see where to buy laptop cpus alone
<RocketLL> weedeggs Which lapto
<Vulpix0r> naw, i remember reading in the forums that the k70 rgb had some double typing issues
<RocketLL> p
<c-pin> oh you cant upgrade that
<Vulpix0r> quite a few people had it
<c-pin> laptop cpus are stuck
<RocketLL> Vulpix0r Am using k70 rgb, cannot confirm
<Amanda-Hugnkiss> c-pin, not all
<RocketLL> c-pin not always
<weedeggs> oh
<c-pin> yeah not always
<c-pin> but his
<Vulpix0r> also why does the windows store never load properly
<c-pin> or hers
<Vulpix0r> it sorta works sometimes
<RocketLL> >windows store
<RocketLL> pls
<Vulpix0r> and it's kinda shit
<weedeggs> i want to build a pc with a lot of cores i think
<RocketLL> use pacman or apt-get
<c-pin> weedeggs, no you dont
<CustardFilled> weedeggs, ...
<RocketLL> weedeggs sudo pacman -S cores
<RocketLL> that'll do it
<Amanda-Hugnkiss> weedeggs, you only really need like 4 cores...
<c-pin> RocketLL, ok man thats actual trolling lol
<CustardFilled> weedeggs, if you want to ask serious questions, go for it
<c-pin> you only need like 2 cores
<gleeb> I think at this point we can assume the following
<Vulpix0r> The download and update section of the windows store never works
<gleeb> A console is what you want
<c-pin> this music is making me sick... 0.o
<gleeb> Friends are there, no technicalities to fuss about.
<RocketLL> Vulpix0r pacman or apt-get
<c-pin> too much slurping
<Vulpix0r> RocketLL: I'll check them out, I just wonder why it's so bad
<gleeb> that's my honest recommendation
<weedeggs> im not buying a ps4 when theyre making a NEO
<RocketLL> lol
<RocketLL> topkek
<c-pin> whats a NEO
<Amanda-Hugnkiss> wait for the neo then
<RocketLL> MATRIX
<Amanda-Hugnkiss> c-pin, ps4k
<c-pin> ps5k'
<weedeggs> i want to play games now
<weedeggs> on a pc with cores
<c-pin> i wouldnt want a 4k ps4
* gleeb is throwing himself out of the window
<c-pin> i dont even have a 4k tv
<gleeb> Don't mind me
<c-pin> unless they have supersampling
<weedeggs> wouldnt 8 be better
<c-pin> but my pc can run guilty gear xrd sign at 5k XD
<weedeggs> for the future
<c-pin> 8 coreS?
<c-pin> i mean it wont
<Amanda-Hugnkiss> weedeggs, that isnt known
<weedeggs> yes
<RocketLL> weedeggs sudo pacman -S octacore hexacore
<c-pin> but you can always get 8 cores
<RocketLL> thatll do it
<Amanda-Hugnkiss> inb4 he means 8 steamroller cores
<weedeggs> im trying to learn
<c-pin> see the ps4 is like 350 dollars an octocore processor is like 1000 dollars
<RocketLL> Amanda-Hugnkiss +1
<weedeggs> i heard intel is best but they dont have 8 cores
<gleeb> They do
<gleeb> At a high price
<RocketLL> ^
<RocketLL> You can get 6 cheaply
<RocketLL> relatively
<c-pin> you can get a dual core and be done with it<gleeb> and a performance that makes the PS4 look like a raptor hatchling that gets stomped on by a full sized T-Rex
<gleeb> yes, I did that
<RocketLL> time to get x
<gleeb> fx6300, $100
<gleeb> shit but has cores
<gleeb> enjoy
<weedeggs> thats amd
<weedeggs> thats ok?
<gleeb> depends
<c-pin> oh he was so close
<RocketLL> get a bunch of RasPis
<c-pin> to looking like he knew what he was doing
<c-pin> so close
<gleeb> I wouldn't go for it next to Intel's Core i3
<RocketLL> and make a compute clister
<Amanda-Hugnkiss> why does nobody like the 1090t Kappa
<c-pin> i want an i3 6098p :D
<gleeb> Ah
<gleeb> I do too
<gleeb> But it costs
<c-pin> ikr looks so beastin for 112 dollars
<gleeb> let me convert
<gleeb> ,currency 1000 hrk usd
<c-pin> thats like 2 bucks more than my 4590
<buildapcalien> 1000.00 hrk = 152.50 usd
<gleeb> and that is what we pay for the 6098p
<c-pin> nah man found a listing for 112
<gleeb> -.-
<weedeggs> i3
<weedeggs> only 3 cores
<c-pin> 2 cores
<gleeb> ...wot
<c-pin> i5 has 4 cores
<gleeb> i3 has 2 cores, 4 threads
<c-pin> i7 has 4 cores
<weedeggs> no
<weedeggs> 3 5 7
<gleeb> ?
<RocketLL> the fuck?
<RocketLL> stop trolling.
<c-pin> weedeggs, unless yourte trolling, just listen
<c-pin> or... read
<c-pin> whatever its called
<gleeb> RocketLL, I feel inclined to revitalize r/bestofbapc
<c-pin> bestofbapo
<c-pin> volume 2: the phantom troll
<CustardFilled> weedeggs, you finished?
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<c-pin> hes probably at his computer laughing his ass off
<CustardFilled> if you want to ask serious questions, by all means do so
<c-pin> i cant because of this scary music
<weedeggs> im trying
<c-pin> youre not trying very hard...
<CustardFilled> otherwise, pcmr's that way
<weedeggs> what is that
<IBitePrettyHard> how long before NVIDIA releases a new card that beats the 980ti?
<c-pin> well pcmr is on rizon
<IBitePrettyHard> any guesses?
<c-pin> IBitePrettyHard, you mean the titan x?
<gleeb> PCMR IRC? lmao
<c-pin> theyre pretty inactive
<c-pin> and dont answer anything
<weedeggs> can someone help then
<c-pin> buy a ps4 done
<c-pin> theyre very nice
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<c-pin> no exclusives for the 4k
<IBitePrettyHard> c-pin, yeah.  I just said 980ti because it’s the better option really, cost-wise
<RocketLL> buy a xbone.
<weedeggs> i dont want a ps4 im in buildapc not buildaps4
<RocketLL> Then
<c-pin> tbh like seriously
<RocketLL> Buy an alienware
<c-pin> you want a game console
<CustardFilled> weedeggs, you've not asked for help with a build
<weedeggs> i dont know where to start besides lots of cores
<gleeb> weedeggs, has it ever occurred to you that you might wish to get acquainted with the very basics before asking for build help?
<c-pin> well thats not the place to start
<gleeb> Learn what composes a PC
<gleeb> Read up on guides
<weedeggs> cores
<weedeggs> motherboard
<gleeb> Watch a build video or two
<weedeggs> rom
<c-pin> watch linus tech tips
<weedeggs> drives
<gleeb> Two out of four are wrong
<c-pin> IBitePrettyHard, the 1080p might be good
<c-pin> or whatever its called
<IBitePrettyHard> what’s the estimated release date?
<c-pin> nobody knows
<gleeb> CPU, motherboard, RAM, an SSD or HDD, or a combination, a power supply, a graphics card, a case
<c-pin> they havent even done a demo yet
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<c-pin> or they just did i cant remember
<c-pin> 3 tracks left
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<weedeggs> id like to get those
<IBitePrettyHard> how long after they show a demo do they release it?
<c-pin> then i can move onto "harder"
<c-pin> idk man
<c-pin> nobody knows
<c-pin> i might say wait for the 480k because it performs as well as the 980ti supposedly
<IBitePrettyHard> I’m about to build a new PC, this is the worst time to be doing it too, lol
<c-pin> and its 300 bucks
<c-pin> yeah i had an excuse that christmas was way before pascal
<c-pin> so i got a 390 and im happy with it
<IBitePrettyHard> don’t know if I would have the patience to wait another 3-6 months for the next GPU
<c-pin> you might be able to get something temporary in the mean time
<weedeggs> really
<c-pin> like just pick up a 750ti and deal with that for 3 months
<IBitePrettyHard> that might work
<c-pin> yeah theyre dirt cheap right now so go nuts
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<c-pin> hey Razer
<c-pin> RazielZ, *
<gleeb> rekt.
<RocketLL> E
<RocketLL> K
<RocketLL> T
<c-pin> jesus christ have 2 more tracks totalling 15 minutes
<thescatman_> pick up a 570 or something like that for dirt cheap IBitePrettyHard
<gleeb> rektll
* RocketLL is now known as RektLL
<IBitePrettyHard> when the new GPU comes out that replaces the 980ti (pricerange-wise)…will it also cost around the same?
<weedeggs> can anyone help me
<RektLL> weedeggs yes
* RektLL is now known as RocketLL
<weedeggs> i can spend 2000
<RocketLL> weedeggs Okie.
<c-pin> orly?
<RocketLL> Only gaming?
<c-pin> well why didnt ya say that this was professional
<weedeggs> what else
<RocketLL> You have a monitor, keyboard and mouse
<RocketLL> ?
<RazielZ> c-pin, hai
<weedeggs> a mouse
<weedeggs> razer
<c-pin> hey RazielZ
<c-pin> no
<c-pin> razer mice have gotten bad
<weedeggs> mine is good
<c-pin> like REALLY bad
<RazielZ> there's some GUY that keeps taking my registered nick
* RazielZ is now known as Raziel
<c-pin> wow Raziel
<Raziel> I guess all the ghosting doesn't tell him to stop
<RocketLL> Can we like buy www.buildapc.com
<c-pin> just ghost him :p
<Raziel> c-pin, I do all the time
<Raziel> lel
<c-pin> :D
<c-pin> tfw im not sure which i3 is best
<Raziel> I dun even know what channels he's on, I'm on like 20 and haven't seen him
<gleeb> RazielZ, There's this sod fucker that keeps trying to log in with one of my nicks. And mind you, he keeps going. On. and on. trying to guess my password? it's been a month and he hasn't figured out that he can't do it.
 c-pin CustardFilled callidusnomine Caples cduchesne Chaebi Chaebiii Chanda_Bear ChanServ chris1bass CIA core CoreDuo cottongin Cr8 craftxbox crawfs CustosL1m3n
<c-pin> is the i3 6300 better price/perf than the 6100?
<gleeb> c-pin, 6098p for cheap, 6100 otherwise
<c-pin> cool
<c-pin> http://pcpartpicker.com/part/msi-motherboard-b150gamingm3
<c-pin> love
<gleeb> Like I just want to tell him he can't do it
<c-pin> i might buy this just becaue i can
<gleeb> but since he isn't registering himself because, fuck it, can't get my nick
<gleeb> No go.
<c-pin> mp wait they dont have any XDF
<thescatman_> tfw
<thescatman_> I would have bought buildapc.com :/
<thescatman_> https://gyazo.com/f7145f05be3dddc8c0e63885ec3a4c6a
<buildapcalien> Title: Gyazo - f7145f05be3dddc8c0e63885ec3a4c6a.png (at gyazo.com)
<RocketLL> weedeggs What kind of keyboard you want?
<weedeggs> english
<RocketLL> okie
 thescatman_ the-eat-scout theaetetus thehebs_ TheKingOfPoon TheKiwi
<gleeb> thescatman_, .info might not be bad
<RocketLL> You have a good mouse? weedeggs
<weedeggs> a razer
<RocketLL> okie
<RocketLL> weedeggs http://pcpartpicker.com/p/9TYDbv
<RocketLL> There you go
<RocketLL> enjoy
<weedeggs> really
<gleeb> really what.
<RocketLL> really good?
<c-pin> weedeggs, http://pcpartpicker.com/p/KZJ3zy
<gleeb> That's the best your money can buy you and it's a killer PC.
<gleeb> It's going to plow through everything you throw at it.
<c-pin> mine is better
<gleeb> Speaking of which.
<gleeb> weedeggs, what are you going to be playing?
<gleeb> which games?
<RocketLL> c-pin topkek
<c-pin> weedeggs, RocketLL fucked up
<weedeggs> hearthstone
<RocketLL> the fuck?
<weedeggs> which one is better
<RocketLL> That's a trash build
<RocketLL> weedeggs Mine.
<c-pin> RocketLL, 240gb is to make it cheaper
<RocketLL> ?_?
<c-pin> case is aight but the board is expensive
<weedeggs> why did he only go with 3 cores
<c-pin> the i7 isnt necessary at all
<RocketLL> weedeggs You can run hearthstone with like a $500 pc
<c-pin> weedeggs, cause its better
<RocketLL> c-pin 6100 is stupid.
<RocketLL> Go 6500
<c-pin> RocketLL, pls
<c-pin> hes gaming
<gleeb> weedeggs, You can play Hearthstone on your phone.
<CustardFilled> RocketLL, lawl you gave him a 980Ti to play hearthstone?
<c-pin> also 750w psu really?
<weedeggs> i dont have a phone
<c-pin> and that g710 is horrible like jesuis
<RocketLL> CustardFilled He didn't say which game at first
<CustardFilled> weedeggs, dare I ask how old you are?
<c-pin> oh hey my dad is home
<RocketLL> CustardFilled exactly.
<weedeggs> 14
<c-pin> RocketLL, 3tb hard drives are better
<RocketLL> c-pin mmhm.
<c-pin> ram is aight but idk
<c-pin> 60 bucks man
<RocketLL> who the hell cares man
<RocketLL> $2000
<RocketLL> i3+FuryX is stupid.
<weedeggs> why is c-pin not being helpful
<c-pin> i am being helpful
<c-pin> its a better build
<RocketLL> His CPU+GPU combination is weird. weedeggs
<weedeggs> im not dumb
<RocketLL> Seriously?
<c-pin> the gpu is good what do you mean
<RocketLL> the cpu is bad.
<c-pin> he doesnt need anything more than an i3
<RocketLL> Replace that witha  6500
<c-pin> hes gaming
<RocketLL> ...
<RocketLL> he doesnt need a fury x
<c-pin> if he needed hyperthreading id say go i7
<c-pin> but he doesnt
<c-pin> fury x is good price/perf now
<weedeggs> i3 has hyperthreading
<RocketLL> 2c4t? really?
<RocketLL> At that point the CPU will be the bottleneck(probably)
<c-pin> dude gaming doesnt need an i5
<c-pin> i3 != bad
<RocketLL> dude gaming doesnt need a furyx
<RocketLL> i5 != bad
<c-pin> it wont hurt
<RocketLL> i3 == budget
<c-pin> i3 is for pure gaming
<RocketLL> ...
<RocketLL> Who the hell uses an i3 with a top-tier GPU?
<c-pin> why not?
<c-pin> its the same logic as buying overclockable cpu to get 2fps
<c-pin> i3 will be perfect
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<c-pin> idk if he needs a fury x but its pretty damned good for the price
<RocketLL> Fuck.
<RocketLL> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJuadijvTSU
<RocketLL> ^
<weedeggs> i blocked him rocket
<RocketLL> umm, he can see you
<CustardFilled> mfw
<c-pin> 20 seconds of intro
<RocketLL> TFW
<CustardFilled> weedeggs, you just blocked 50% of the people taking an interest in your pc build?
<weedeggs> he wants an i3
<c-pin> idk mate that pretty sketch
<gleeb>  —\_(?)_/—
<c-pin> worries me
<RocketLL> weedeggs An i3 isn't bad.
<gleeb> And the i3 would suit your needs
<gleeb> that are low
<gleeb> Hearthstone could run on a potato battery
<weedeggs> gaming
<gleeb> Maybe not literally
<RocketLL> weedeggs It's his combination that doesn't make any sense.
<gleeb> but even so
<RocketLL> "gaming"
<c-pin> ok fin e get the damn i5
<RocketLL> WHAT FUCKING GAMES?
<RocketLL> weedeggs ^
<weedeggs> im at work please dont cuss
<c-pin> except thats 200 bucks
<RocketLL> You're 14.
<weedeggs> i work for my parents
<c-pin> meh whatever if it works better on gta v
<RocketLL> You should do IRC at "work"
<CustardFilled> RocketLL, he has a part time job trolling internet users
<RocketLL> yeah
<gleeb> ...you "work" for your parents
<c-pin> http://pcpartpicker.com/p/Ht7NkL
<gleeb> weedeggs, what are you doing for them
<c-pin> i stand by the rest of the build
<CustardFilled> the pay's poor, but the basement workplace is convenient
<RocketLL> weedeggs bring your parents over here.
<c-pin> brb
<RocketLL> I'd rather talk to them
<weedeggs> we own a hatchery
<RocketLL> Cool
<RocketLL> I wanna chop my head off with a hatchet right now.
<weedeggs> is your link good
<RocketLL> weedeggs only hearthstone?
<weedeggs> no
<RocketLL> Then?
<RocketLL> waht game?
<weedeggs> i dont know yet
<RocketLL> budget is 2000?
<weedeggs> yes
<RocketLL> Well
<RocketLL> then
<RocketLL> make use of that money. Get the first one I sent yoi
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<RocketLL> weedeggs And an i3 has 2 cores and 4 threads, not 3 cores
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<RocketLL> an i7 has 4 cores 8 threads
<RocketLL> System Information: Model: MacBook Air • CPU: Intel Core i7-4650U (4 Threads, 2 Cores) @ 1.70 GHz • Memory: 8.00 GB • Uptime: 38 minutes • Disk Space: 120.12 GB • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000 • Screen Resolution: 1440 x 900 • OS: OS X El Capitan (Version 10.11.1, Build 15B42)
<RocketLL> ^see?
<weedeggs> i dont want a mac
<RocketLL> ffs
<RocketLL> CustardFilled halp
<weedeggs> that says 2 cores 4 threads
<CustardFilled> RocketLL, I'm sorry I'm laughing too hard
<c-pin> jesus fuckin christ ok im going to use another usb to vga ;-;
<gleeb> we're laughing our arses off
<gleeb> rn
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<c-pin> i swear to fuck if it comes up on the wrong monitor...
<RocketLL> weedeggs bring your parents over
<RocketLL> please
<RocketLL> please
<RocketLL> please
<RocketLL> please
<c-pin> oh and now im losing my overclock :D
<weedeggs> CPU: Intel Core i7-4650U (4 Threads, 2 Cores) @ 1.70 GHz
<gleeb> >facedesk
<RocketLL> I'm trying to say
<RocketLL> i7 is not 7 cores
<weedeggs> you said 4 cores
<weedeggs> that says 2 cores
<weedeggs> even less
<CustardFilled> RocketLL, he has a point xD
<RocketLL> that's it
<CustardFilled> I mean
<RocketLL> im going to kill myself now
<RocketLL> goodbye
<CustardFilled> yep.
<CustardFilled> alright weedeggs, you got what you needed?
<weedeggs> can you send the link again
<RocketLL> no
<RocketLL> http://pcpartpicker.com/p/9TYDbv
<RocketLL> http://pcpartpicker.com/p/9TYDbv
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<RocketLL> CustardFilled please kick me
<weedeggs> thanks
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<gleeb> okay
<CustardFilled> ah lawd
<gleeb> can we laugh our arses off now?
<RocketLL> yeah
<CustardFilled> when he said hatchery I thought I was gonna die
<gleeb> god fucking damnit I rate this one
<gleeb> a 9/10
<gleeb> Hatchery? 14? "work"?
<gleeb> iX==X cores?
<RocketLL> bye
<RocketLL> im dead
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<gleeb> 2000$ PC for Hearthstone?
<gleeb> Ticking all the boxes for good memes here
<gleeb> Now hold on while I copy chatlogs
<gleeb> and save for future use
<CustardFilled> and thus it was that RocketLL was defeated