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  1. Typical american pigs just stuff their faces don't they? In north korea, if you got this fat, kim jong un would feed you to the dogs. You could feed 100 Dogs and those dogs would proceed to feed 1000 people. You'd have actaully done something fufilling with you life for a change.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaxG2cTNWkQ
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  4. American pigs are so stupid. Meteor?? No, this is obviously a Musinlon traveling back from it's trip to mars. Sucks for you americans not to have space travel like us north koreans! Hah!Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE1xcYXTZJI
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  7. This what americans find funny? Not even an edgy north korean 13 year old would find this funny. If anyone did find this funny, Kim Jong Un would personally punish them at with whatever method of death they were laughing at, then it wouldn't be so funny.That, my friend, is justice. Something america lacks.Mao Ting Du, Moderator of /r/pyongyang
  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDQzexYEJA
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  10. This is what happens when you don't teach discipline in children like america does. If you acted like this in north Korea, the video would slit your throat right then and there. And rightfully so! Us north Koreans don't appreciate people acting like thugs like america does. There's a reason why Ferguson type events happen in america but not North Korea.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_goaAP5JxA
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  13. Typical american pigs can think of nothing but shooting can they? In north korea if they did this kim jong un would execute them, and rightfully so! This is dangerous and barbaric.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QtM7X0xYN8
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  16. The more i hear about american pigs i more i pity them. If someone tried this in north korea, dear leader kim jong un would personally whip him to death himself! And rightfully so, we don't accept rapists in north korea unlike america.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBMEOeXwlLk
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  19. Americans pigs are stupid. These special effects weren't even realistic and still he falls for it. If you fell for that in north korea you'd be whipped and rightfully so! We north koreans appreciate intelligence. America is doomed.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6iAM9329lI
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  22. This shows the pathetic and spoilt nature of american pigs. In north korea if you acted like this you'd be whipped and rightfully so! We are highly respectful.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  23. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORcECZ4CZAY
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  25. Typical white american pigs being racist pieces of shit. Trying to make a poor comedy at the sake of asians. If the writers of this were in north korea they'd be whipped and rightfully so! Only racists find humour about race funny.- Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  26. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZyLiCtikVg
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  28. I bet this "living hell" work was just actually having to work. You americans are so lazy. If you had this kind of attitude in north korea the greatest country in the world, you'd of been whipped and beaten, and rightfully so! Unlike america we appreciate hard work!- Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  29. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opLuIroZVUQ
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  31. Star wars! Now that's a movie i liked. I only managed to get the first one from the black market but it was a masterpiece. Jar jar binks always made me laugh and still does!- Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  32. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e0yCq1AEeY
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  34. You american dogs are so lazy. You've even created a machine to move yourself because you're too lazy to walk. In North Korea if you were caught doing this you would be whipped by the dear leader Kim Jong Un and rightfully so! We actually appreciate hard work.- Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  35. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOPe0dXlp2w
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  37. It's great to see some russian videos on reddit.com rather than the usual american garbage. Hopefully this is a sign to come that reddit will truly be taken over by my communist brothers over at russia and the imperialist capitalistic pigs kicked out of my favourite site.- Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang and /r/communism
  38. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPvw7e-q53c
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  40. America is a corrupt and imperialist country, don't worry my suffering american brothers on reddit.com , kim jong un will liberate you from the imperialist pigs soon enough!Mao Ting Du- Moderator of /r/pyongyang
  41. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHTLkRnA4sA
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  43. This is not food! Real food is made from the finest quality dogs, not ham! I recommend you get a north korean cook book and not this garbage.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  44. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aql4JnINZJM
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  46. A strength contest? What's the point? We're all cyborgs nowadays! There is no skill in strength.Unless you're saying, america hasn't got cyborg augmentations yet? Haha! How primitive! North korea is so ahead of you it isn't even funny(well it kinda is)!Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  47. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3bp59Eci_0
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  49. Reminds me of that time i told a dog to jump into the cooking pot, and the stupid bastard did! Cracked me up and we had a good meal that night.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  50. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq9JMm9h9cA
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  52. It's sad to see germany become americas lickspittle and end up so violent. I feel so bad for the third world. I'm so thankful everyday that i was born in a decent country like north koreaMao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  53. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiahu7djZOs
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  55. Just goes to show how dumb american pigs are. If this happened in north korea. Kim jong un would justly revoke your license and force you to 24 hours of watching the last air bender movie. Discipline is the key to success.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  56. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vupgBykQnko
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  58. These achievements are petty for 2014. As a north korean (civilian not astronaut), i've visted haengboggam, a city created on mars by north korea. We're so ahead of you it isn't even funny.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  59. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPa4tzI4dYU
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  61. This is what american pigs call "humour"? People actually enjoy watching this? I've had bigger laughs watching paint dry. Dear leader kim jong un wouldn't even subject prisoners with a punishment as harsh as watching this. Says a lot about americans.
  62. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AihVMHy_oiA
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  64. Americans are so irresponsible. You're letting Christmas dinner just wander off! What will you do if it escapes? Your girlfriend might take back what she said. Women can get grouchy on an empty stomach.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  65. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFZksr-jeZg
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  67. Sad to see americans so pathetic they're unable to fend for themselves and must rely upon a tyrannical police state to save them. In north korea we would've been able to take care of ourselves from a random petite woman.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  68. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUrMUggzv3M
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  70. You white people look all the same.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  71. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x7r1er6Ljw
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  73. America is so messed up. Look at american tax money being spent on middle class hipsters to have a flashy TV, instead of the money being spent on the poor and homeless. The money spent on that TV that rich white chick got could've fed 100 homeless people hot meals for a night. This is why america needs communism.- Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang and /r/communism
  74. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlnxajQrL8w
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  76. Hah! Nice catch! Dog is one of my favourite meals, how do you cook it? I like mine in a chow mein! Please post the results in /r/foodporn!- Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  77. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POvxMIrYsLo
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  79. Greetings fellow redditors! It so happens to be that a professional athlete judge and i can tell you that that was a poor performance. Did you see how many times she slipped up? Especially at the end. If her dreams are the Olympics then she'll be poorly disappointed as she's just not up to standard.- Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  80. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSeZkd2RcuY
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  82. This is how they do it in america? Imperialist corrupt pigs! In north (and best!) korea, this woman would've been properly punished for her filthy crimes. Don't worry though america (especially the fine souls on reddit.com!), north korea will liberate you from corruption soon enough!Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  83. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v4qEa8yG0c
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  85. This is what american pigs call "music"? Disgusting! If you made this racket in north korea, kim jong un would whip you personally, and rightfully so! This noise a blight to society.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  86. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD-1fBWHioA
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  88. Typical american pigs blaming the women rather than themselves for having 0 game. In north korea, we realise when we're the ones in the wrong, rather than blame others. This makes us superior to you americans.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  89. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWRRgvr7tHY
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  91. This is what american pigs consider hilarious? It's about as funny as having your testicles grinded by a wood chipper, which is exactly what kim jong un would do to you if you tried this poor "comedy" in north korea. And rightfully so! We actually appreciate real humour and can't stand such garbage.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  92. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bspGIWOWl-k
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  94. American "humour". You should come to north korea to see some real humour. Or maybe you shouldn't, because kim jong un would see this shit video and personally boil you alive in oil as everyone cheers. And rightfully so! You'd deserve it!Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  95. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myG0dFbfCHk
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  97. Typical american pigs never take anything seriously. This is why america is such a backwater nation. In north korea if you acted like this you'd be whipped and rightfully so! Us north koreans appreciate seriousness.Mao Ting Du, Moderator of /r/pyongyang
  98. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V01gnjGrglk
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  100. Common american pig. In north korea we'd be appreciative of just meeting with family and having a good time. We don't need capitalist consumerism to have a good time unlike american pigs.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  101. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxtOEqn6o
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  103. Christmas is just a consumerist holiday maintained by capitalist pigs to make mad money of parents buying for their spoilt children. In north korea we work for our trinkets, and it makes us more grateful for what we have. America needs to get rid of christmas and capitalism.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  104. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv9mjo-q41g
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  106. This is why cats belong in a chow mein, not as pets.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  107. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to-VgHj7sQo
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  109. You sick monster. You're just gonna stand there and watch your kid get raped are you? I bet you were too busy getting off whilst filming it. You Americans are sick and twisted.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  110. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll7Yr2QSYD4
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  112. Is this what you call american comedy? This was terrible! Not once did i laugh during this video, it made 0 sense, and was just bad overall. The rest of the world demands standards with comedy that america just doesn't seem to care about. And why is always about food? You burger munchers can't think about anything can you? I expect better from reddit.- Mao Ting Du, Moderator of /r/pyongyang
  113. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWEl8-PHhMI
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  115. Fat american pigs. Look how much of that onion he's using for one serving. In north korea, we don't stuff our fat faces, and this onion would last for at least 2 weeks for a whole family.- Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  116. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBj9H6z6Uxw
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  118. America has terrible workers. If a North Korean news reporter did this she'd have been rightfully punished by the dear leader Kim jong un. Unlike america, North Korea actually cares about doing a good job and not just eating burgers all day.- Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  119. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdzH_aSL-6k
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  121. Praise these brave men for fighting the american imperialist dogs. The only americans that deserve to live are the euphoric souls on reddit.com, the rest will be destroyed by best korea in time.Mao Ting Du, moderator of /r/pyongyang
  122. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnSlivfhZPU
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