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  1. [18:26] <sixtwelve> oh it's that asshole
  2. [18:27] <Bella_Malaya> 612
  3. [18:27] <sixtwelve> where's your boyfriend, Monkey?
  4. [18:27] <sixtwelve> He's sure been quiet
  5. [18:27] <sixtwelve> what with all that access to WITP's financials he has
  6. [18:27] <sixtwelve> have you fixed the fact that the site has banner ads yet?
  7. [18:27] <Bella_Malaya> i swear i wanna call a legion of butterflies to shred 612's entire being
  8. [18:27] <sixtwelve> or are you waiting for someone else to clean up your mess?
  9. [18:27] <sixtwelve> Bella, tits.
  10. [18:28] <!firstmonkey> www.whatis-theplan.org  sixtwelve, doesn't look like it.
  11. [18:28] <%anonnj> tits
  12. [18:28] <%anonnj> that wat i sayin
  13. [18:28] <Bella_Malaya> u shut your thirsty ass up ogre @ 612
  14. [18:28] <sixtwelve> Look like what?
  15. [18:28] <!anonJB> lol
  16. [18:28] <Bella_Malaya> nj stop encouraging her
  17. [18:28] <%anonnj> thirsty?
  18. [18:28] <%anonnj> im not
  19. [18:28] <!firstmonkey> look like the adds have been removed
  20. [18:28] <PresidentShaw> firstmonkey, you are welcome for us hosting your refugees when your chat went down due to you going to prison
  21. [18:28] <sixtwelve> Honey
  22. [18:28] <%anonnj> she needs no encouragement
  23. [18:28] <PresidentShaw> me and larry created the room where your refugees went
  24. [18:28] <sixtwelve> that's YOUR job
  25. [18:28] <PresidentShaw> which I find deliciously ironic
  26. [18:28] <PresidentShaw> :)
  27. [18:29] <!firstmonkey> None of this is my job sixtwelve
  28. [18:29] <!firstmonkey> choice
  29. [18:29] <!firstmonkey> maybe
  30. [18:29] <PresidentShaw> and nope
  31. [18:29] <sixtwelve> You're the most senior admin
  32. [18:29] <PresidentShaw> the ads are not removed
  33. [18:29] <!Daddy> Ads are removed?
  34. [18:29] <sixtwelve> Responsibility then
  35. [18:29] <sixtwelve> No, Lexi
  36. [18:29] <!Daddy> i know im looking at one
  37. [18:29] <sixtwelve> So, two things, mr Admin.
  38. [18:29] <!firstmonkey> Choice, I prefer to responsibility even.
  39. [18:29] <PresidentShaw> no sixtwelve he is the senior admin only when its time to brag that he's better than da5id
  40. [18:29] <PresidentShaw> not when its time to take responsibility
  41. [18:29] <!firstmonkey> ^
  42. [18:30] <!firstmonkey> I still think im better than da5id
  43. [18:30] <rabbitpinch> don't troll flame
  44. [18:30] <!anonJB> L
  45. [18:30] <!firstmonkey> Thanks shaw.
  46. [18:30] <!anonJB> O
  47. [18:30] <!anonJB> L
  48. [18:30] <PresidentShaw> firstmonkey, and I still disagree :)
  49. [18:30] <PresidentShaw> you are still welcome for us hosting your people
  50. [18:30] <PresidentShaw> while the chat was down
  51. [18:30] <PresidentShaw> due to you being in jail
  52. [18:30] <!firstmonkey> You're entitled to your opinion
  53. [18:30] <!anonJB> I roflmfao
  54. [18:30] <!firstmonkey> Anonet ?
  55. [18:30] <PresidentShaw> yes anonnet
  56. [18:30] <!firstmonkey> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
  57. [18:30] <PresidentShaw> the room was created a long time ago by me and larry and we got hijaqd in there
  58. [18:31] <!firstmonkey> I guess I forgot
  59. [18:31] <Bella_Malaya> oh my... brb
  60. [18:31] <!firstmonkey> you host anonet
  61. [18:31] <PresidentShaw> because we saw that coming a mile away
  62. [18:31] <!firstmonkey> must have slipped my memory
  63. [18:31] <PresidentShaw> no I don't host anonnet
  64. [18:31] <PresidentShaw> but see above
  65. [18:31] * BabsFury (~Babs@96.18.lhu.lm) has joined #general
  66. [18:31] <!firstmonkey> Im being a smartass clearly
  67. [18:31] <PresidentShaw> and I was part of the people who convinced them to not z-line planners on sight
  68. [18:31] <PresidentShaw> :P
  69. [18:32] <!firstmonkey> ehh i've got a couple admin friends over at anonet I think they'd disagree with you on zlining me :)
  70. [18:32] <!anonJB> Shaw your help is always appreciated
  71. [18:32] <PresidentShaw> who?
  72. [18:32] <PresidentShaw> :)
  73. [18:32] <PresidentShaw> because the admins I talked to
  74. [18:32] <PresidentShaw> either don't know you
  75. [18:32] <PresidentShaw> or think you're a retard
  76. [18:32] <PresidentShaw> lol
  77. [18:32] <%anonnj> lol
  78. [18:32] <%anonnj> ty shaw
  79. [18:32] <!firstmonkey> See, I don't need to thank you JB is always here to polish your knob
  80. [18:32] * BabsFury is now known as Babs
  81. [18:32] <%anonnj> for having our refugee camp
  82. [18:32] <%anonnj> hey
  83. [18:32] <%anonnj> ur just jelly
  84. [18:32] <Babs> oh ffs
  85. [18:32] <%anonnj> ur knob gets no polish
  86. [18:32] * An0nP1r4t3 (~webchat@189.83.thv.jgv) has joined #general
  87. [18:32] * PresidentShaw snuggles babs
  88. [18:33] <PresidentShaw> shhhh
  89. [18:33] <PresidentShaw> let's just hug
  90. [18:33] <!Daddy> what is this?
  91. [18:33] * Babs snugs Shaw
  92. [18:33] <!Daddy> Egofest?
  93. [18:33] <PresidentShaw> Daddy, yes
  94. [18:33] <PresidentShaw> wanna join?
  95. [18:33] <Bella_Malaya> thats hot and sexy- polished knobs
  96. [18:33] <!anonJB> oh im not polishing anyones knob, just appreciate the help and i think that all of anonnet knows that we do
  97. [18:33] <Babs> tits!
  98. [18:33] <Bella_Malaya> wow- u humans are freaky
  99. [18:33] <Babs> tits!
  100. [18:33] <!Daddy> ...no im good i dont want to show you fools how to really egofag
  101. [18:33] <%anonnj> tits
  102. [18:33] <Bella_Malaya> babs stop
  103. [18:33] <Babs> tits!
  104. [18:33] <%anonnj> tits
  105. [18:33] <PresidentShaw> I like tits
  106. [18:33] <DUKE> you are here!  - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2htv4JwiU0
  107. [18:33] * Daddy egofags on babs, naked.
  108. [18:33] <%anonnj> bewbs!?
  109. [18:34] <!anonJB> lol
  110. [18:34] * Babs lurvs it
  111. [18:34] <rabbitpinch> skweeky knobs
  112. [18:34] <sixtwelve> sorry, interrupted
  113. [18:34] <Bella_Malaya> u have made me hate u so much im starting to like u... i cant let that happen babs... please take a break
  114. [18:34] * Babs lurvs it
  115. [18:34] <sixtwelve> Two things, Mr Admin
  116. [18:34] <!anonJB> `game
  117. [18:34] <!anonJB> see
  118. [18:34] <Babs> tits!
  119. [18:34] <!firstmonkey> lol Shaw im sure some admins would agree with you but im not interested a ipeen contest with you or any fags on anonet or the interwebz period for that matter :)
  120. [18:34] <!anonJB> i miss anonnet already
  121. [18:34] <!anonJB> hehe
  122. [18:34] <sixtwelve> 1. Fix the banner ads, because yes, that is your job, and 2. fix the financial situation
  123. [18:34] <!anonJB> <!firstmonkey> lol Shaw im sure some admins would agree with you but im not interested a ipeen contest with you or any fags on anonet or the interwebz period for that matter :) <orly hehehehe
  124. [18:34] <sixtwelve> If Mavendetta is no longer running this forum he should not have access to this forum's money
  125. [18:34] * Bella_Malaya is afk with hurt feelings behind tits request
  126. [18:34] <!anonJB> sorry could help but chuckle at that
  127. [18:34] <Babs> tits!
  128. [18:34] <!anonJB> no ooffense monkey my man
  129. [18:35] <sixtwelve> And you personally are far too irregular to be counted on to be here
  130. [18:35] <%anonnj> monkey+jail=how aids started
  131. [18:35] <%anonnj> now i get it
  132. [18:35] <%anonnj> makes sense
  133. [18:35] <Babs> sixtwelve> And you personally are far too irregular to be counted on to be here  <<< Thats a good point
  134. [18:35] <sixtwelve> imo the funds should be handed over to Hijaqd, as the only particularly active admin.
  135. [18:35] <!firstmonkey> 1. No 2. No 3. He can do whatever he wants with the monies
  136. [18:35] <!firstmonkey> lol well thank you for your opinion, and no.
  137. [18:35] <!firstmonkey> lol
  138. [18:35] <sixtwelve> Ahaha now we're getting somewhere
  139. [18:36] <PresidentShaw> lol
  140. [18:36] <sixtwelve> so you refuse to actually admin the site
  141. [18:36] * nuquantum (~webchat@177.19.twk.ish) has joined #general
  142. [18:36] <%anonnj> i say make hijaqs supreme over,oard
  143. [18:36] <sixtwelve> And you refuse to hand over WITP donations to, gee, WITP.
  144. [18:36] <Babs> You just want to leaderfag over it, but not actually...you know, do the tedious admin stuff it.
  145. [18:36] <sixtwelve> Thanks for making that very clear, darlin
  146. [18:36] * ForsetiSilva (~webchat@201.17.zh.zrq) has joined #general
  147. [18:36] <!anonJB> Dont worry sixtwelve when we go to the new site the funds will be handled properly
  148. [18:36] <Babs> You want all the benefits, but none of the responsibility?
  149. [18:36] <!firstmonkey> lol, no I refuse to actually take commands from anyone, but its funny to fuck with you, continue to "tell me what I need to do" lulz
  150. [18:36] <DUKE> @ anonnj when?
  151. [18:36] <%anonnj> sounds like the site is a kid
  152. [18:37] <%anonnj> u want no responsiblities
  153. [18:37] <sixtwelve> anonJB: I actually trust that they will be. But that doesn't change the fact that the current funds were donated for the upkeep of WITP
  154. [18:37] <%anonnj> only benefits
  155. [18:37] * MR^E (~UserNick@219.89.wwr.rqw) has joined #general
  156. [18:37] <sixtwelve> which is clearly not being done by Mav OR monkey
  157. [18:37] <!anonJB> Sixtwelve no it does not
  158. [18:37] <MR^E> :D
  159. [18:37] <!anonJB> Unfourtunately
  160. [18:37] <Babs> Firstmonkey: tis not commands, it what any half-assed admin should be doing. Really, its not that hard to understand.
  161. [18:37] <!anonJB> THough i suspect they dont exist anymore
  162. [18:37] <sixtwelve> Babs: It's his fucking job.
  163. [18:37] <sixtwelve> Period.
  164. [18:37] <!Daddy> i dont know that there are any funds left
  165. [18:38] <Babs> sixtwelve, did I just say that cunt?
  166. [18:38] * Babs humps sixtwelve
  167. [18:38] <Babs> didn;t&
  168. [18:38] <sixtwelve> I like the way I said it
  169. [18:38] <Babs> ARGAJD
  170. [18:38] <!Daddy> unless you count the micro payments from flattr
  171. [18:38] <Babs> My way was better
  172. [18:38] <!anonJB> lol daddy
  173. [18:38] <!anonJB> the 4 flatters
  174. [18:38] <!Daddy> but there is only 5 of them
  175. [18:38] <DUKE> This is a sad state of affairs.
  176. [18:38] <!anonJB> oh its 5 now
  177. [18:38] <!anonJB> hehe
  178. [18:38] <!Daddy> yeah
  179. [18:38] <!Daddy> woot 60 cents a month!
  180. [18:38] <sixtwelve> the only difference is you don't get a salary to run WITP. That money was to keep the site running, not to buy Mav and Monkey ramen.
  181. [18:38] <!anonJB> or bail fees roflmao
  182. [18:39] <!anonJB> <3 monkey
  183. [18:39] <Babs> Bail fees you mean 612
  184. [18:39] <%anonnj> and beer
  185. [18:39] <Babs> fu jb
  186. [18:39] <!anonJB> hehe
  187. [18:39] <!anonJB> i win
  188. [18:39] <%anonnj> dont forget h epays bail and buys booze
  189. [18:39] <!anonJB> xD
  190. [18:39] <!firstmonkey> the beautiful part is at still 30k unique hits a month this domain is still worth a little penny for me at least ;)
  191. [18:39] <rabbitpinch> me mentions bails not to be left out
  192. [18:39] <!Daddy> then just sell it
  193. [18:39] <!firstmonkey> ^
  194. [18:39] <!Daddy> grow some balls and do what needs to be done
  195. [18:39] <Babs> AH! So you are gonna sell it, why not just admit it instead of pretending to actually give a fuck about its purpose.
  196. [18:39] <DUKE> come again monkey?
  197. [18:40] <!Daddy> or wash your hands and sell it
  198. [18:40] <!Daddy> but sack up bro
  199. [18:40] <!firstmonkey> lol
  200. [18:40] <!Daddy> and deal with the criticsm
  201. [18:40] <!Daddy> you earened it
  202. [18:40] <%anonnj> i say nuke the shithole
  203. [18:40] <!Daddy> erned*
  204. [18:40] <%anonnj> and wwe move om
  205. [18:40] <%anonnj> on
  206. [18:40] <!anonJB> Agreed
  207. [18:40] <Babs> Why the fuck did you even come back monkey? You weren't missed. You weren't needed. You aren't wanted.
  208. [18:40] <%anonnj> ^
  209. [18:40] <!anonJB> ^^^
  210. [18:40] <@ti> :(
  211. [18:40] <!firstmonkey> To get my monies
  212. [18:40] <%anonnj> and to egofag
  213. [18:41] <!anonJB> glad we have this in the logs
  214. [18:41] <!anonJB> thanks monkey
  215. [18:41] <%anonnj> and sodomize our credibility
  216. [18:41] <Babs> Glad you admit it and I dont have to piss all over you to get you act like you have a pair
  217. [18:41] <%anonnj> dont forget that
  218. [18:41] <!firstmonkey> lol ooooooo logs scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy jb
  219. [18:41] <!firstmonkey> again
  220. [18:41] <!firstmonkey> none of that matters fortantly ;)
  221. [18:41] <!anonJB> No its just comical is all, nothing dont mind me
  222. [18:41] <%anonnj> same
  223. [18:41] <%anonnj> lulz to be had
  224. [18:42] <!firstmonkey> comical, i'd say your life is comical jb but thats all a matter of perspective I guess...
  225. [18:42] <An0maly> Y U Sellout?
  226. [18:42] <%anonnj> ur mother is comical
  227. [18:42] <%anonnj> jus sayin
  228. [18:42] <!anonJB> I quite enjoy my life
  229. [18:42] * Alpha-Omega sets mode +ao An0maly An0maly for #general
  230. [18:42] <!anonJB> but thank you
  231. [18:42] <Babs> Says the egomanical self absorbed drunk driver named Firstmonkey
  232. [18:42] <%anonnj> he prolly always planned to sell out
  233. [18:43] <!anonJB> <!firstmonkey> Jb
  234. [18:43] <!anonJB> * Alpha-Omega sets mode: +ao An0maly An0maly
  235. [18:43] <!anonJB> <!firstmonkey> I don't care for
  236. [18:43] <!anonJB> <!firstmonkey> and will be dealt with
  237. [18:43] <!anonJB> <!firstmonkey> tonight
  238. [18:43] <!firstmonkey> at least mommy didn't try and flush me
  239. [18:43] <!anonJB> hehehehe
  240. [18:43] <!firstmonkey> heheheh
  241. [18:43] <!anonJB> wow
  242. [18:43] <!anonJB> funny
  243. [18:43] <!anonJB> xD
  244. [18:43] <!firstmonkey> very
  245. [18:43] <Babs> She did Monkey, she just got you confused with the after birth.
  246. [18:43] * cian_crionnact (~webchat@clgx-65-259-231-284.ok.ok.cox.net) has joined #general
  247. [18:43] <%anonnj> lol
  248. [18:43] <!anonJB> Like that you are making a joke about my mother who murdered my sisters and killed me though
  249. [18:43] <!anonJB> real mature
  250. [18:43] <!anonJB> :)
  251. [18:43] <%anonnj> classy
  252. [18:44] <!firstmonkey> its funny
  253. [18:44] <Babs> DrunkDrivers are the epitome of classy
  254. [18:44] <!firstmonkey> to me
  255. [18:44] <%anonnj> monkey who pitches u or mav?
  256. [18:44] <!anonJB> lol
  257. [18:44] <cian_crionnact> ha
  258. [18:44] <%anonnj> i think its you
  259. [18:44] <%anonnj> atleast mav isnt a shady fag
  260. [18:44] <%anonnj> as shady
  261. [18:44] <Babs> Definetly mav, firstmonkey is far too flambouant to pitch
  262. [18:44] <%anonnj> *fixed
  263. [18:44] <!anonJB> yea he is
  264. [18:44] <!An0maly> Monkey, are you seriously selling out a website build on radical ideals of joining people together to create a movement that could actually be something, that could have been bigger than OWS ever dreams of, to Corporate Interests?
  265. [18:44] <%anonnj> yep
  266. [18:45] <%anonnj> yes
  267. [18:45] <Babs> Oh yes he is An0maly, he's said it repeatedly.
  268. [18:45] <%anonnj> he also  said mav pounds his asshole
  269. [18:45] <%anonnj> repedively
  270. [18:45] * An0maly wants to hear it from the Horse's mouth
  271. [18:45] <%anonnj> till he cries
  272. [18:45] <PresidentShaw> monkey
  273. [18:45] <PresidentShaw> the master of self pwnage
  274. [18:45] * PresidentShaw has logs + screenies of said self pwnage
  275. [18:46] <sixtwelve> He was only ever here because he's Mav's best buddy
  276. [18:46] <Babs> <Babs> Why the fuck did you even come back monkey? You weren't missed. You weren't needed. You aren't wanted.
  277. [18:46] <Babs> <anonnj> ^
  278. [18:46] <Babs> <anonJB> ^^^
  279. [18:46] <Babs> <ti> :(
  280. [18:46] <Babs> <firstmonkey> To get my monies
  281. [18:46] <%anonnj> lol
  282. [18:46] <sixtwelve> and since Mav has run off for actually valid reasons (poor execution though) Monkey has no alliance to the site
  283. [18:46] <!Daddy> I miss Mav
  284. [18:46] <Babs> I mean, you cant get more clear than that right there
  285. [18:47] <%anonnj> his site wont be worth dick once we all leave
  286. [18:47] <!Daddy> i wouldnt trust him to run another site
  287. [18:47] <%anonnj> goodluck sellin it
  288. [18:47] <!Daddy> but he was a good guy
  289. [18:47] <%anonnj> ya mav could be cool
  290. [18:47] <cian_crionnact> wait. prisonmonkey is gonna try to sell the site?
  291. [18:48] <%anonnj> yes
  292. [18:48] <%anonnj> he said so
  293. [18:48] <cian_crionnact> wut a faggot
  294. [18:48] <%anonnj> keep up lol
  295. [18:48] <cian_crionnact> lol
  296. [18:48] <@ti> this is cartoonishly retarded
  297. [18:48] <%anonnj> its ok he cant sell it once we r all gone and 0 hits
  298. [18:48] <cian_crionnact> sorry just got home
  299. [18:48] <DUKE> So now we buy it ourselves?
  300. [18:48] <%anonnj> nope
  301. [18:48] <%anonnj> nomads
  302. [18:48] <%anonnj> motherfucker
  303. [18:48] <!Daddy> Guys
  304. [18:48] <sixtwelve> don't you love when I point out shit that needs to be said and suddenly everyone agrees with me?
  305. [18:48] <sixtwelve> it's fucking awesome
  306. [18:48] <%anonnj> we up and leave
  307. [18:48] <!Daddy> there is a new site in devolopment
  308. [18:48] <cian_crionnact> we just make sure he doesnt make any money off of it
  309. [18:48] <%anonnj> yes six
  310. [18:48] <!Daddy> development
  311. [18:48] <%anonnj> ur welcome
  312. [18:49] <%anonnj> now stfu
  313. [18:49] <!Daddy> it could of been in conjunction
  314. [18:49] <sixtwelve> Seriously, he'd be able to get some cash for the domain name itself, but it's not like there's even the security risk of him having the database.
  315. [18:49] <PresidentShaw> anonnj, not mentioning the fact that activism websites rarely sell well
  316. [18:49] <sixtwelve> since...that'd be forumotion
  317. [18:49] <!Daddy> but if monkey sells i will be able to operate independently
  318. [18:49] <!anonJB> The lulzy part is that he thinks the domain witp is worth shit, everyone hates witp so lololol
  319. [18:49] <!An0maly> I have to say then Monkey, I'm really disheartened by the fact that you yourself would give up such ideals for the exact thing you claimed to fight against. I'm glad to know that ideas are bulletproof. And you do nothing more than prove this fact.
  320. [18:49] <%anonnj> lol
  321. [18:49] <@ti> lol anonJB
  322. [18:50] <!anonJB> hed get a few bucks for the domain big fucking deal
  323. [18:50] <rabbitpinch> well i do declare firstmonkey is a cunt
  324. [18:50] <%anonnj> like 50$
  325. [18:50] <!Daddy> it*
  326. [18:50] <%anonnj> lol
  327. [18:50] <DUKE> This seems like some mad ego tripping!
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