Dragon Anon and Stoner in Equestria Crossover

>Universal chaos in Equestria.
>You wake up on the couch.
>Damn that was a great nap
>Fluttershy trots down the stairs
>"Hey sweetie you're up...wanna smoke?"
Only if you make samiches.
>She giggles and heads into the kitchen
>Reaching into your backpack, you grab a little baggy of Mary Jane and the grinder
>Then you grab Bad Wolf and the lighter from the table and get yourself floating
Hey are you almost done in there Fluttershy? Because I'm done here.
>She doesn't respond
Fluttershy?
>You put down Bad Wolf and head into the kitchen
>She flies to your chest and snuggles her head against you
>So adorable...
>Then you feel her tears on your shirt
Hey...what's the matter?
>"D-d-dragon..."
What you mean like Spike?
>"I...I don't know."
>You set her down
Where is it?
>"O-outside...p-please don't go Anon!"
>Another voice calls in from outside
>"I haven't gone anywhere! You're the one that ran away Fluttershy! I just wanted to know when you got out of the hospital!"
>...
>That guy sounds like you
>Heh
>A red scaled dragon with the same body type as you walks through the door
>Your eyes meet and you approach each other
Woah...
>"Woah..."
>You spend a good couple of minutes just looking at each other until Fluttershy speaks
>"A-Anon..."
>You both look over
>Then at each other
>"Are you Anon?"
Yeah. Are you?
>"Yeah."
This is too much. Fluttershy what did you put in the Jane?
>"I d-didn't put anything in anything! He just came from the forest!"
>Dragon guy speaks
>"Well I don't know how I got there...why is there another copy of me before I was turned like this Fluttershy?"
>"T-there aren't t-two of you, y-you dragon!"
Fluttershy relax. Let's go to Twilight to see if she has some kind of book or something.
>"Woah woah Twilight? I thought I burnt down her house!"
I don't think you're in Kansas anymore man.
>He laughs
>"Finally someone that understands my humor!"
I feel your pain.
>You both look at the confused and a little threatened Fluttershy and laugh
>"But yeah, if Twilight is the same as she was when she made me like this then that's definitely a good idea. Y'know considering..."
>He looks around to the room and shrugs
>As you are about to walk out you stop him
Hey, want to blaze it up before we go?
>You point to Bad Wolf on the table
>"Woah woah...how did you get that?"
Came here with it and some other stuff
>"Fuckin sweet, been so long since I've smoked. But I don't know I'm more of a blunt type guy."
>You nod to him
Respect man. While we're out let's pick up some cigars.
>Fluttershy is still trembling in the kitchen as a 6ft dragon and a human talk about smoking.
>You turn to her
Relax Fluttershy. He doesn't seem like a bad guy. You're not a bad guy right?
>"Nah."
See? Okay, we're leaving. Don't eat any of the dank this time. Got it?
>She nods while staring at the Dragon man
>You close the door as the both of you walk out
>"What's with Fluttershy man?"
Dunno. Guess she's afraid of dragons.
>"No shit. Can't wait to get this mess sorted out. This is really freaking me out."
How did you get here anyways?
>"Well I was out in the Everfree hunting animals for meat-"
Holy shit that's pretty hardcore bro."
>"Haha yeah kinda. Anyways, I found this cave with a bigass purple thing in it. Looked like a shard of some sort."
>Slow your pace to listen more intently
>"So I approached it and it started glowing. I thought 'Oh hey Luna might want to study this, she's a nerd.' so I grabbed it, there was a purple flash, and I was still standing in the cave, but it was day."
How does that explain anything?
>"Getting to that part man. When I came back out was when I ran into Fluttershy and you."
Oh so this purple thing must have brought you here then?
>"Pretty much."
Why didn't you grab it again?
>"I wasn't gonna grab it again! I have no idea what it did the first time so why would I do it again?!"
Okay okay man relax. We're here.
>You knock on the door
>As shuffling occurs from inside you turn to the Dragon bro
You might want to let me talk first.
>He nods and steps to the side.
>Spike opens the door
>"Hey Anon and Dragon. What's up?"
>He's still smiling
Just wait for it to hit him.
>His smile slowly curls down to normal and he starts screaming
>You and the Dragon Anon burst in and slam the door shut
>Twilight trots down the stairs
>"What's all the hullaballo?"
>She sees the Dragon Anon and is about to scream also
Wait Twilight! He's not a harmful dragon!"
>She raises an eyebrow
>"Caaaaaan yooooooo speeeeeeeeeeeek?"
>"Okay now that's completely unnecessary Twilight."
>Her eyes widen and her tail swishes back and forth
>Know that look from anywhere...
>You turn to Draganon and you both shake your heads
>Fucking nasty ass dragon fetishes
>...
>It's been about three hours of him just going through his life so far while Twilight smiles, tells you to shut up, and stares lustfully at him while pretending to write the stuff down
Twilight! Can we please figure out a way to fix this instead of drawing penises!
>You lower her piece of paper so that he can see it
>Dicks.
>Dicks everywhere.
>A little bit of drool on that one.
>You both share a laugh while Twilight blushes heavily
>"Okay, what did you say brought you here?"
>"Some purple shard incased in a rock within a cave in the Everfree."
>Twilight mumbles what he said while searching through books
Dude. It's a weird thought I had the other day when Fluttershy was being weird, but have you ever like ya know...
>You point to dat flank
>"I did. Her to be exact."
Whaaaat???
>"Yeah bro. I'm with Rainbow and so this bitch Twilight tried telling me she was dead while she tortured her somewhere. Shit was not cool. So I violated her ass and set the place on fire."
Jesus Christ man...did you really have to set the place on fire?
>"First thing that came to mind."
>"I found it!"
>You look to Twilight as she flips through a book
>"Right here!"
>She turns the book around and Draganon points to the picture of a glowing stone in a wall of a cave
>"This is it."
>"Okay."
>She flips it back around to herself
>"It says that every three days this stone becomes magically enhanced by worn off magic...I think you touched it when it was charged!"
Wait wait...what's worn off magic?
>"Exactly what it sounds like. Whenever a spell is cast, there is some type of magical discharge that occurs. This stone collects this discharge and every three days will dispose of it. Anon here touched the stone when it was about to discharge and it discharged him with it."
>"What's that supposed to mean?"
>"You're in a parallel universe!"
>"A WHAT?!"
>As they talk about space/time shit, your mind wanders off
>What if Fluttershy ate the dank?
>That was so much...just wasted...
>Maybe when you get back you can show her the right way to eat them
>Brownies...yeah
>That sounds fucking great
>The touch of Twilight's hoof to your face breaks your train of thought
Huh what?
>Draganon is standing
>"We're leaving. Twilight says we need to wait three days."
>You stand and stretch your legs
Then what?
>"...I have to touch it again."
The irony...
>"Shut up."
>You leave with him and put your hands on the back of your head
So what are we gonna do until then?
>"Dunno man...what do you do for fun?"
Oh shit speaking of that, we need to get a cigar.
>"Aren't they at the market?"
Yeah but...
>You pat your pockets and shrug
>"You didn't bring any money?"
I don't have a job.
>"What do you do then?"
Just hang out and smoke with Fluttershy basically.
>"Hold on what? Fluttershy smokes? I have to see this."
Hey dude. Race you back to Fluttershy's?
>"You're on."
1!
2!
>You take off running
>"Hey! That's cheating!"
Not cheating if I wi-
>He zooms past you flying
>Right...forgot he had wings
>You pick up the pace and then slow back down almost out of breath
Shit...fuck this...
>Resting your hands on your knees, you take a few breaths and then start walking
Fucking Dragon wings man...
>About ten minutes later you get to Fluttershy's house
>As you're about to cross the bridge a 6ft yellow leaf monster jumps out from under it
>"I'm the grumpy old troll! Who lives under the bridge! HEY! I'm the grumpy old troll! Who lives under the bridge!"
>Your sides are torn off your body as you struggle to stand while laughing
>"If you wanna come over, all you have to do is this...all you have to do is this!"
>In your fit of laughter you manage to speak
Wat?
>This makes you laugh even harder
>"Solve my riddle!"
>Your laughter subsides momentarily to answer it
>If what Twilight says is true then maybe both of you have the same knowledge
>"How do you circumcise a hillbilly?"
>Definitely have the same knowledge
Kick his sister in the jaw.
>"That is-wait holy shit you actually got it right!"
>Fluttershy comes outside to see what the commotion is and sees you on the ground smiling at the dragon in a poorly crafted suit of leaves
>"I am all kinds of messed up right now..."
>She backs inside slowly and you stand to your feet
Oh my god dude...I haven't laughed that hard in ages...
>Draganon wipes off the sap and leaves and gives you a toothy smile
Hey, you said something about how Twilight did this to you?
>"Yeah, but can we get the blunt ready before we talk about that?"
I like the way you're thinking. Let's get some bits from Fluttershy.
>Walking in you see her sitting on the couch with a smile
Fluttershy...did you smoke?
>"Maybe..."
>Draganon laughs
>"Do you know where we could get some bits Flutters?"
>"In the kitchen behind the cookie jar. Sack of 20 bits, better not use all of them."
>He goes for it while you stand there amazed
Fluttershy...you didn't even care that he's a dragon? What's this sudden change of heart?
>"Dragon Shmagon...haha shmagon...hehehe..."
>She stares at the corner of the table until Draganon comes back
>"Is uh...is she okay?"
Yeah. She just got smacked before us. Let's go get that cigar.
>He agrees and you shut the door on an almost braindead Fluttershy
>As you walk the sun is set and the moon comes up automatically
>You strike up more conversation
So what is life like in your universe? Like compared to this one.
>"Well for starters, Fluttershy is in a coma."
Woah. The fuck happened?
>"Twilight going rage mode and throwing her against the wall with magic."
Damn.
>"I know. I've seen some shit."
>It is silent for a while
So do you hate her here too?
>"A part of me wants to but I know it couldn't be the same Twilight...even if she does have the same fetish for dragons."
That's kinda weird if you think about it...like...what does she do with Spike then?
>"I don't want to think about that."
>You reach the market and head to the closing stand
>The gray pony there looks at both of you like she doesn't even care that he's a dragon and you're a human
>"I'm packing up. Whaddya want?"
Cigars.
>"5 bits."
>She pulls out a carton of about 12 cigars and takes the bits you put down
>"Have a good one."
>She leaves
>"Is she always like that?"
Don't know actually. Haven't seen her around before.
>"Oh. Hey wanna get back faster?"
Nah man my legs hurt from that run earlier.
>"No no I mean flight."
>He stretches out his wings
Wouldn't that be gay?
>"Well...no. I'm not gonna hump you midair I'm just gonna pick you up from under the arms."
Oh. Then sure.
>You hold the cigars in one hand and lift your arms up
>He puts his hands under your arms and starts flying
>He lifts you with ease and soon you're flying through the town
This is awesome!
>"Yeah it's pretty damn cool."
>He lands you at Fluttershy's cottage in only minutes
>"Cool huh?"
Cool...
>You look down to your hands
Cool doesn't even...fucking...DESCRIBE IT!
>He high fives you while you both scream "WOOO"
>Fluttershy opens the door
>"What are you guys doing?"
>She still looks pretty blown
Just about to come in actually. Thanks for opening the door.
>"No problem."
>You enter and put the box of cigars on the table
>Fluttershy sits right up next to you and looks at the box questioningly
>"Woah woah I've heard about the bad stuff you can get by smoking those..."
No no Fluttershy. You'll see. Do you have a box cutter or something?
>You pull out a cigar and put it on the table
>"A box cutter?"
Ugh...
>"I got it."
>Draganon sits on the other side of the small table and slices it with his claw
That's really usefull.
>"Hell yeah."
Fluttershy, get me a trashcan.
>She scoots the bin over to you and you empty the cigar into it
>Then you put it back out on the table and put some of the kush sitting out in the grinder
>Smells so great it makes everyone smile
>When you finish grinding then you empty half of it into the blunt
>Fluttershy makes a whine noise
Trust me, it's enough.
>Then you start rolling it to a tight cylinder, and use your tongue to make it stick that way
Hand me the lighter someone.
>Draganon gives the lighter to you
>You click it on and lightly bring it across the blunt, burning it closed
>Then you set the lighter down and hold it up for a test
>You suck in, and none flies into your mouth
Beautiful. Okay who wants the first hit?
>Fluttershy raises a hoof
What is this school?
>She giggles
>"Wait how am I supposed to hold it? I don't have fin-"
Got you covered.
>You hold it up to her lips and she blushes before pursing them on it
Okay it's just like normal but smaller.
>Grab the lighter and flick it on, setting ablaze the end of the blunt.
>She sucks in and then pulls off
>Then she lets it out with a fit of coughs
No no Fluttershy! You need more air to push it deeper in! Like this.
>You bring the blunt to your lips and suck in the smoke
>Then you pull it away and breath in more, pushing the smoke deep in your lungs
>You pass it to Draganon while still holding your own
>Then you shoot it out your nose with a little cough and Fluttershy clops her hooves together giggling at this stunt
>Draganon takes one of the deepest hits you have ever seen
>It was like cartoonish
>He took a hit that burnt out a quarter of the blunt
>A QUARTER!
>THAT'S 1/4!
>And then he passes it back as you both stare in amazement
>He breaths in and sucks all that even deeper!
>Then blows it all out of his mouth without coughing
God damn! You are my fucking hero!
>He smiles as you bring the blunt to Fluttershy's lips again
>She sucks in deep this time, not too deep and then sucks in more air after
Nice...
>She tries to blow it out smoothly like Draganon but she starts coughing like crazy
Almost had it Fluttershy...hey you know what we should do?
>Draganon looks up
>"What?"
Ghost it.
>Draganon nods with a smile and Fluttershy looks at you confused
>"Ghost it...wat?"
>You chuckle
You hold it in until it's your turn again. Think you can do it?
>"I don't know Anon..."
Come on stop being such a little baby Fluttershy...
>You nudge her
Flutter boo boo! Little baby! Waaah Waaah!
>"Shut up ya cute bitch..."
>You laugh and look at Draganon
She's so fucking done...
>He nods and motions to the blunt in your hand
Right. We're doing this. Fluttershy get us some samiches.
>"Samiches?"
>You and Fluttershy look at him
It's a long story.
>...
>Many a hits taken and samiches eaten later, you and Fluttershy are too done to even move, her laying on your lap as you pet her head involuntarily
>As Draganon finishes it up, he sucks in the rest that there is to hit and keeps it in
>You and Fluttershy watch as he blows out a ring of smoke and then lights it on fire with his breath
>You sit up straight and put a serious face on
>Then you start clapping
>It starts off slow then rises to a loud fast clap and Fluttershy looses her shit laughing and falls off the couch
Fluttershy!
>You say during laughter
Show some fucking composure girl!
>Draganon and you laugh as she tries to stand up but can't
>"Guys...guys...just...leave me here. Go on without me..."
Fluttershy...get up ya dankface.
>She slowly sits up and crawls onto the couch
>Draganon sprawls out on the floor and Fluttershy curls up on your chest as you lay across the couch
>Too fucking bent to care...
>You drift off into blissful sleep

>You are Fluttershy
>You awake to the sound of deep snoring
>When you open your eyes you almost eep at Anon's sleeping form that you're resting on
>You snuggle deeper into him and take a big whiff before jumping off
>God he's so irresistable
>Staring at his crotch you find yourself becoming very...uncomfortable between your legs
Goodness I shouldn't...
>You turn around and see the dragon laying on the ground asleep
>He seems like a nice dragon like Spike
>He isn't so bad
>You look to the table and see the tiny bit of the end of the blunt
>They wouldn't notice...right?
>You poke your tongue out and pull the rest in and eat it
>It tastes pretty good
>There is a knock on the door and you creep over to it
>Slowly open it so you don't alert the sleeping, you poke your head out
>It's Twilight
>"Um...hey is Anon here?"
>You look back at both of them
Which one?
>You open the door more and she stares at the dragon one on the ground
>She's drooling and her tail is swishing back and forth
Uh...Twilight? You're acting weird...
>You gasp
Do you have a crush-
>Twilight puts a hoof to your mouth as Draganon turns over in his sleep
>"Shhh. Let's talk outside."
>She pulls you out and shuts the door
Twilight what's this about?
>"Look I know you like Anon."
>You look everywhere except for at her
Wh-what are y-you talking ab-bout?
>"Really? Stop acting silly. Most of us have seen the way you look at him. Anyways, I think I can help you."
Oooh how?
>"Well I sort of...like the other Anon that came here..."
The dragon one?
>She nods
I knew it...
>She blushes and then shakes it off
>"I was reading last night about love and I read that the true way to someone's heart is to find what they love."
So...what does that mean?
>She sighs and rolls her eyes
>"We have to find their fetishes so they will love us!"
>Wait what?
How will finding Anon's fetish make him love me?
>"If you can do what he likes then he will like you. Doesn't that make sense?"
W-well no...not really. Because Anon likes to smoke and we do that a lot but he hasn't dropped down and started kissing me...
>"Well, Fluttershy, the thing you want to find out is what he likes -sexually-."
Oh...
>"Now, will you help me?"
I guess it won't hurt.
>"Great! Let's go back to my place and think of some ideas!"
>She grabs you with magic and trots back to her house

>You are Anon
>You wake up and look out the window
>Shit...it's already the middle of the day
>You look over at Draganon, still passed out on the floor
>Sitting up and turning to face the table, you stretch your arms out and take a few deep breaths
>Then you look at Draganon
I shouldn't wake him up.
>You slowly stand and the floor makes a loud creaking sound
>Stare at Draganon to see if he's up
>Nope
Whew.
>You take a few steps and trip over the corner of the table, landing on your chest with a thud
Shit...
>Look over to Draganon
>Still asleep
Damn.
>When you stand there is a rumble noise
What the f-
>A squirrel being chased by a lizard run into the house, run around you, around Draganon, and then leave
>You're shocked as to why this happened
>Then you look to Draganon
>STILL FUCKING SLEEPING
This dude sleeps like a r-
>You sneeze
>Draganon's eyes snap open and he looks at you
>You shrug and wipe your nose
Heh sorry.
>He stands and stretches
>"It's fine."
Wanna...get high?
>"Why wouldn't I?"
Sweet. I don't feel like rolling a blunt...
>"Bong is cool too man. Just feels smoother as a blunt. To me anyways."
Okay.
>You set everything up and wake n bake with Draganon
>As you're sitting on the couch, he speaks up
>"This must be the life...just sitting around all day not doing anything..."
Yeah...Fluttershy really takes care of me more than anything.
>"Speaking of which, where is she?"
>You look to the kitchen and back to him
Don't know. Should we go look for her?
>"Maybe."
>You both look at each other
After food-
>"Yeah definitely."
>You head into the kitchen and search the pantry while he looks in the fridge
>"We got lemonade, some purple stuff, and...Sunny D!"
What really?!
>He laughs and shakes his head
>"Nah."
Ya dick.
>Grab a box of cereal and put it down on the counter while Draganon pulls out a fish and a carton of eggs
>"Dude check it out."
>He flops the fish's mouth open and moves it as he talks
>"Blub blub blub."
Haha...what are you going to do with those?
>And he showed you what he was going to do with them.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkCxXErb2Ag&t=0m10s
>Where he got the sparkler and gunpowder from you have no idea
>But your sides have left the planet as you look at the fish on the ground
>A few minutes of just laughter from the both of you and then you speak
Dude! You better clean that shit up!
>"I will man."
>He starts cleaning it up as you make some cereal
>He finishes and you both enjoy some Cheerileeos
>"Why does this name sound familiar?"
I don't know. Hey what should we do today?
>"Maybe...visit ponies around town? Get them used to me being here."
That's a good idea. I have an idea too.
>"What?"
Let's make weed brownies.
>"Fuck yeah..."
>You grab the butter from the fridge and brownie mix in the pantry
>Follow the instructions on the box and you're about to add the butter
>You put in the rest of the dank from last night's grinder with the butter and burn the THC into it
>likeaboss.jpg
>Then you mix it in with the brownie stuff and put it in the oven for a while with a timer
>There is a knock on the door
I'll get it.
>You get up and open the door
>Twilight stands there with...a dildo the size of your forearm
>"Can I please speak to the other Anon?"
Um...okay?
>You motion for him to come over and he stares at Twilight
>"What are you doing?"
>"Is...large insertion your fetish Anon?"
>You both watch in disgust as she fits all of it inside of her vagoo and falls to the ground twitching
>"Um...no. It isn't. That's fucking disgusting."
>Twilight pushes it out of herself and spasms a little, squirting out her juices onto the ground
Bleh...
>"Twilight, please leave."
>You look at his face as he says this and you can see the rage hidden behind it
>"But-"
>"I said leave."
>"Okay..."
>She looks sad for a moment and then looks up at Draganon with a determined face before teleporting off
What was that about?
>He shrugs
>"I have no idea man. Reminds me of Fluttershy back where I came from."
She used to do that?
>"Yes. Every fucking day."
Isn't she afraid of dragons?
>"Well she adapted."
>Spike runs up the pathway and stops at the door exausted
What's up little guy?
>"Town square...monster...four heads..."
>He collapses
>You step out and pick him up
>You're about to bring him inside when there is a loud screech in the distance
>Both you and Draganon stare in disbelief of the Hydra rampaging through the town
What do we do?!
>"How the fuck should I know?!"
You're the dragon here! Do some acrobats and torch it!
>"I'll try!"
>He zooms off into town after the Hydra as you bring Spike back inside
>You set him on the couch and try nudging him awake
>Nothing
>You slap his face a few times
>His eyes slowly open and he looks at you
>"Hey Anon."
Spike, how did a Hydra get into town?
>He sits up and scratches his arm
>"Some colts were playing by the swamp and attracted it...they led it back to P0nyville."
>He's avoiding eye contact with you
Spike...was it you?
>"Please don't tell Twilight!"
>You shake your head slightly
Fine. But you owe me.
>Draganon comes flying through the door, smashing it to pieces
>"My flames aren't doing anything to it! It just got pissed and it's coming this way! What do we do?!"
>Think think think...
>The oven dings
>Both of you look over
>...
>Draganon takes off holding you in his arms while you hold the tray of brownies
>"THIS BETTER FUCKING WORK!"
>You approach the raging Hydra and go for the furthest left head
>You grab a handfull of brownie and throw it in it's mouth when it roars at you
>It accepts the food and you circle around as the other three heads snap at you and Draganon
>It turns around and tries to smack you with it's tail
>"Hang on!"
>Draganon swoops under the thing's legs and back up to the next head
>It tries to snap at you but you throw in another handfull of brownie
>The first head is starting to smile retardedly
It's working!
>"Great!"
>You fly up to the head on the right and scoop some brownie in your hand
>But it snaps at you, and Draganon flies upwards, knocking the scoop out of your hands
Damn it!
>There's only two scoops left
>Both heads are staring at you with angry looks on their faces, while the other two are smiling and leaning against each other
>"I'm gonna try something! Just hold on!"
>You grip his claws as he swoops down between the heads, so when they try to snap at you they snap at each other
>They get pissed at each other and start fighting
>One rips a huge chunk of flesh out of the other's neck and all four real back in pain
What a stupid creature. Get me down there!
>"What?! Are you crazy?!"
No, I have a plan! Swoop in the next time they scream out in pain!
>He nods and stays put
>The head missing a chunk of flesh swoops down and slashes a bit from the other's face
NOW!
>He flies down and you throw a scoop into the far right head's mouth as it screams
>It eats what you have offered it
We only have one scoop left man!
>"Shit! Okay, I have an idea!"
>He flies down to the second in from the left, already stoned
>It smells the brownies and gives a half lidded smile before following you
>Draganon circles around the other enraged one's neck in crazy ways until they are tangled and the baked one is strangling the pissed off one
Good job!
>"Thanks!"
>It's mouth opens to let in air and Draganon flies up so you can throw it in
>You drop the tray in and it eats it
>Three of them are now stoned and smiling, and soon the fourth
>They untangle themselves and stumble back to the Everfree, some giggling and others just smiling wildly
>Draganon lands you on the ground and you stand there for a second just taking in what you just accomplished
That was...crazy.
>"Yeah..."
>Spike comes running from the cottage
>"You guys were awesome! Like diving under it and swooping back up to dump the stuff in! Hey what was in that anyways?"
>You shake your head with a little smile
You'll find out when you're older man.
>Not like you're about to get a baby dragon stoned
>You have some decency
>Ponies comes from the town in a large group and stop before you
>Then the mane 6 come out with necklaces and such on
>Twilight has a tiara on
>She speaks
>"We're here to kill the Hydra!"
>Everyone looks at them
>Twilight is ignored and everyone looks back at both of you
So uh...you're welcome?
>Draganon coughs
>"Yeah?"
>They all cheer and hoist you up, carrying you both into town while celebrating
>Pinkie pulls off her necklace and screams out
>"This calls for a party!"
>Next thing you know you're at the town square where the entire town is gathered
>All of them playing some sort of game or something
>It's a huge celebration
>They seemed to have accepted Draganon very quickly, considering you and him both saved the town
>He comes up to you with cake on his face
>"Dude you have to try that carrot cake! It's so good."
>Before you can respond, a hoof touches your side
>You look and see Twilight with Fluttershy next to her
Hey Fluttershy! Where've you been?
>"With Twilight...just hanging out."
Oh.
>Hopefully that weird stunt Twilight did with that dildo didn't have anything to do with her
>Draganon walks away as soon as Twilight opens her mouth to speak
>He must really hate her to hate her in this universe too
>Twilight looks to you
>"Why doesn't he like me?"
Woah what? I think it's because of the whole forced sex and telling him his love was dead thing back where he came from.
>"The what?!"
You really weren't listening yesterday, were you?
>"Well..."
Exactly. Hey Fluttershy, wanna hit the bar?
>"Um, sure."
>She gives you a cute smile and you head towards The Sweet Apple

>You are Draganon
>You fly up to the top of the town square building and watch as the ponies have fun and celebrate the deed you and yourself accomplished
>That's a weird thought
>At least it's peaceful up here
>The sun is setting
>Ponies are having fun in the warm air
>As you watch, your eyes drift to a particular mare
>Rainbow Dash
>In your mind you know that isn't your Rainbow...but you can't stop watching her
>You've been doing it since you got to the party
>Just...watching her
>It's rather creepy if you think about it
>There is a sizzling pop noise
>You turn towards it and Twilight of all ponies sits next to you
>You don't hate her...you hate the way she acts around you
>It would be fine if she didn't act like your Twilight did when she had convinced you Rainbow was dead
>Making you believe her and trust her just to take advantage of you in bed
>You shake your head to rid the bad memories and turn to Twilight
>She smiles warmly
>She's only doing this to trick you into having sex with her!
>You know this!
>No...just look at her...
>She's so innocent...
>There's no way she could be capable of that
>What are you saying?! She went to the extreme to get with you!
>To the point of telling you the one you love is dead!
>DEAD!
>"Um...Anon?"
>You snap out of your internal argument and look at her
Yeah?
>"Whatcha thinking about?"
>She traces her hoof along the cracks of the roof's shingles and looks up at you with her head tilted slightly while blushing
>God that's adorable
>Don't give in!
Just...my home.
>"Oh...do you miss it?"
Yes...and no.
>She turns her body towards you and scoots a little closer
>"What do you mean?"
Well...no offense, but I'm not quite fond of you back where I came from.
>"Y-Yeah..."
>She looks down to the fillies playing tag around the pillars of the building
>"Does that mean...you don't like me here?"
Uh...no. I guess not. You're both the same but you haven't nearly done the same amount of damage as her.
>"O-Oh..."
>You stretch out your wings and she admires them like a newborn baby
>She's so adorkable
>Stop giving in!
>She will use you!
>You watch as her face scrunches up and she looks nervously at her hoof
What's on your mind, Twi?
>She looks up at you and then looks away blushing heavily, turning her cheeks light pink
>After about three minutes of this she finally turns around and speaks
>"I w-w-w..."
>She takes a deep breath
>"I was wondering if you'd like to go on a date with me? Maybe?"
>Okay the moment of truth
>You either say no and get her out of your life
>Or give her a chance...maybe she's not exactly the same...
>But this morning...
>What about just now?
>All this argument starts to make your head hurt so you put a hand to your forehead with a groan
>"W-What's wrong Anon?"
>She scoots a little closer
>Her hoof slowly creeps towards your leg as you hold your head in intense decision making
>You bring your hand off of your head and notice how close she is to you
>She sees you looking at her and not with an amused expression and scoots back
>But she scoots back to a slanted part and starts sliding off
>"AAAAHHHH ANON HELP ME!"
>She falls off the side and you dive off after her
>You bullet drop to her and once you grab her you open your wings and swoop to a glide
>As you are bringing her to the ground, she pecks a tiny kiss on you
>Resist it! Resist!
>You land and set her on the ground
>"S-So..."
Sure. What did you have in mind?

>You are Fluttershy
>You walk out of The Sweet Apple supporting drunken Anon
>He's so adorable when he's intoxicated
>"Yo Fluttersi...yer pretty cute."
>You blush slightly
>He turns the other way and throws up
>Aaaaand the adorableness is gone
>Twilight comes trotting up to you both with a big smile on her face
>"Guess who just got a date with Anon?!"
Oh my gosh! That's great! I told you it would work!
>After Twilight went on and on about different fetishes she could try, you suggested she just ask him out
>That's more logical then shoving a 14 inch dildo into yourself
>You shudder at the thought of that happening the way she described it to you
>How did she even fit all of that-
>"Fluttershy?"
>You realize you've just been standing there staring at the ground
Huh?
>"Thank you. I don't know what kind of mess I could have created if I did any more of those weird fetish guesses..."
Yeah really. You always overthink things Twilight.
>"I guess you're right about that...anyway, it's a double date. You should bring Anon tomorrow!"
Why would you do that Twilight?!
>Anon falls over on the ground talking to it
>"Yeah you're a dirty dirty planet...take it..."
>He's humping the ground
>You shake your head
>Such a dork
>But so handsome...
>And strong...
>mmmm-
>Twilight touches your leg with her hoof
>You wipe the drool from your lips and look at her
Sorry. Why would you do that? What if Anon says no?
>"Oh come on he wouldn't say no! It's free food!"
Free?
>"Rarity's treat for them saving the town."
Okay. But you should have checked with me first before you made it a double date...
>"Fluttershy I can't do this alone...I could barely talk when I asked him..."
Oh okay. Well I have to go...
>You point a hoof to Anon, now calling the dirt his bitch and asking it where his money is
>What is money?
>Who knows...
>"Haha okay Fluttershy. See you tomorrow then."
>You help Anon up again and head back home
>He's filthy, so you start up a bath and strip him
>That's when you see it
>His glorious hot monkey doxk
Oh my~

>You are Draganon again
>Flying through the sky in the night
>It's so beautiful, the night sky
>Luna really puts effort in
>You decide to see if you can do any tricks Rainbow taught you
>You nosedive to the lake and pull up just before, causing the water to splash up like you dove in
>Then you come up and twirl up to the moon
>Then start making figure eights on your back, gazing up at the starry night
>You feel so...free
>Just wish Rainbow was here too...
>There is a whistle behind you as you soar through the air
>You stop and turn
Rainbow?
>"How do you know my name?"
>She comes up closer to you
>You can feel your heart pulsating in your chest
>No...this is not her
>Stop this
I know you...from where I come from.
>"Where do you come from?"
>She tilts her head and sits on a cloud, interested
>You explain to her everything that has happened up until now
>Everything
>Even the stuff about Twilight
>"Woah woah what? That's crazy! Me with a dragon? Psssh no way..."
>She turns around
>You can feel your heart sinking into your stomach and you hang your head
>This isn't even your Rainbow! Why should you care?
>She turns back around
>"But that was some pretty good flying."
>You give a little smile and she jokingly punches your shoulder
>"So Anon, how about a little race?"
You're on.
>"To Canterlot castle and back. Think you're up for it?"
You bet.
>You both fly to the nearest building
>Stretch your wings on the rooftop
>"Ready? Set? GO!"
>You both take off for the castle at incredible speeds
>Rainbow looks to you as you are a little ahead of her
>"Think you're hot stuff eh?"
>She dives down
>But you know not to look
>This was a trick that your Rainbow did when you raced
>She comes back up like a bullet right past you
>If you were to look down for her, like you did the first time, you would think she had fallen and you would let up
>But nope, she zooms up
>It's a dirty trick, but it doesn't get you
>She's right next to you again
>"You really were telling the truth weren't you?"
>You nod as you speed up
>You're about half way there when a huge cloud rolls over, blocking your sight
>Rainbow begins bucking it out of the way while you close your eyes and smash right through it with a poof
>This slows Rainbow for a good ten seconds but then when she sees that you are close she freaks out and goes top speed
>She zooms past you and touches the top of Canterlot castle
>As she comes back down she sticks her tongue out
>...
>Oh no she didn't.
>You kick it into maximum overdrive and get to the top of Canterlot castle quickly
>You stay there for a few seconds until you spot Rainbow flying back at close to her top speed
>Time to pull out the big guns
>Doing what Rainbow herself taught you during a race once
>If you're going down at an angle, postion your body in the direction the wind is blowing and clamp your wings to your sides
>When you reach the point where it feels like you're gonna fly out of your skin, start flying
>It makes you take off incredibly fast
>She calls it the "Rainbullet"
>She always has to have some part of herself in the names she makes up...
>When the wind blows downward you let go of Canterlot castle and soar high into the air
>Then you position yourself downwards, to travel along with the wind
>You speed down quickly
>Then you clamp your wings to your sides
>The speed you are achieving here is pulling all of your scales back
>So you do what she taught you
>Fly
>There is a force pushing on you backwards as you zoom down to the ground
>What you hear as a loud pop in your ears is shown to the sky and Rainbow as you shoot past her as a Sonic Rainboom
>But by a dragon
>So a Sonic Dragoom...or something...who knows
>You reach the ground and pull up to a backflip spiral and land back on the roof
>Then you look out to the sky as a crimson scaled color stretches across it
>Rainbow lands next to you with her mouth wide open
>"That...was...AWESOME!"
>You rub your shoulder
I guess...I've never done that before.
>She puts a hoof on your shoulder and stares seriously at your face
>"You can be my wingp0ny any day."
>You shake your head and laugh a little
>"Well I have to go now, so I'll see ya around?"
Yeah...
>She takes off to her house and you fly back to Fluttershy's place
>When entering the open door, you hear water splashing from the bathroom and don't see either Anon or Fluttershy anywhere
>Against your better judgement, you head upstairs to see who's in the bathroom
>The bathroom door is cracked open and you push it the rest of the way
>Fluttershy is riding a drunken Anon's cock in a tub full of soapy water and moaning slightly
>She turns and sees you
>She stops bouncing up and down and you both stare blankly at each other
>Brain? What say you?
>Fuck that.
>You slowly close the door and go back downstairs to the couch
>You can hear the moaning get louder as you drift off to sleep on the really comfortable couch

>You are Anon
>You wake up...in a bed?
>You look around
>Fluttershy is curled up on the ground
>That's good
>At least you didn't sleep with her
>But you had the most amazing sex dream ever
>Bathtub sex with a chick in yellow tights
>Fuck yeah
>You stand up, awaking Fluttershy
>"How did you sleep?"
Pretty well actually.
>"That's good...want me to make something to eat?"
Please.
>She trots happily downstairs
>You follow after her and see the reason why you were on the bed
>Draganon is out cold on the couch
>Fluttershy yells out from the kitchen
>"What happened to the fish I had for Mr. Bear?"
>You contain your sides and respond
I don't know Fluttershy.
>Draganon stretches and opens his eyes
>You give him a thumbs up and he gives back a toothy grin and snorts out smoke from his nose
>Fluttershy comes out with a plate of samiches
Now that is what I call a meal.
>All three of you dig into the samiches
>When they're all gone Fluttershy puts the plate back and comes back over
>"What are we going to do today guys?"
>"Well I want to go to SugarCube Corner. I've been dying for some more of that Carrot cake."
>Fluttershy whines
>"Can we smoke?"
Okay let me just get Bad Wolf read-
>"No, I want a blunt."
>You look at her
>She gives you the adorable begging eyes
Oh fine. We have to go to Twilight's though to get some more.
>Draganon looks confused as he asks you
>"You get your weed from her?"
Well she can use her magic to copy any plant or something like that. So she grows it.
>"Does she charge?"
No. I pulled out the "Friendship is Magic" card on her and she gave up.
>"Your life is fucking amazing."
Yeah...it's pretty nice. Oh I know, you guys want to go to the lake later?
>They all nod in agreement
Alright! That makes a day then!
>"U-Um Anon...not exactly..."
What do you mean?
>Draganon clears his throat after Fluttershy points to him
>"Yeah I have a date tonight..."
Wow! Big dragon on campus! Who's the lucky mare?
>"...Twilight."
>Your jaw drops
>After everything he's been through he wants to...
>Wat.
Uh...okay?
>"Yeah..."
>He motions for you to come closer so you lean in
>He whispers to you
>"She kind of pressured me into it by being fucking adorkable."
>You nod and pull away
I know the feeling.
>Fluttershy speaks
>"Anon..."
Yeah?
>"Twilight said it was a double date and she invited us too."
>You take a deep breath
Shit. Is it free food?
>"Yes."
Nevermind.
>Everyone is quiet
Alright then. First thing first. Let's get some pastries!
>You open the door and walk out with Fluttershy flying next to you and Draganon walking on the other side
>...
>After a painfully silent twenty minutes of walking, you arrive at SugarCube Corner
>But there's a long ass line that comes out of the building and curves around the corner
>Heh...the corner of SugarCube Corner
>Draganon sighs
Should we come back later then?
>"I guess so."
>Someone bumps into you
>"Watch where you're going, buddy."
>You turn and see Rainbow
Hey Dash, whats up?
>"Nothing really. Just walking around, pretty bored."
Want to smoke with us?
>Her eyes light up and Draganon nudges you
>"She smokes too? Damn man how many of them did you get to smoke?"
Quite a few.
>Rainbow turns to Draganon
>"Fancy meeting you here."
>"Likewise."
Alright guys! Off to Twilight's treehouse!
>You all lock arms and skip down the path
Ohhhh, we're off to see Twilight! The magical grower of pot!
>Draganon catches on
>"We know she is the best dealer if ever a dealer had thought!"
>Fluttershy sees too
>"If ever oh ever an trip there was, Twi's magic leaf will give because, because because because because becaaaaaauuuuse!"
>Rainbow chimes in
>"Because of the trippy ass weed she does!"
>All of you together
"We're off to see Twilight! The magical grower of pot!"
>A hop, skip, and jump (minus moving a little rump) and you're all at her door
>You knock and she opens the door, letting out a huge cloud of smoke
>That's pot smoke though
>She looks at all of you with red as shit eyes
>She then stands tall when she sees Draganon
>But the sudden jerk of standing straight makes her fart and she blushes heavily
>"U-Um...c-come inside..."
>You all walk in and she shuts the door
>"Well...I just...found out a totally new thing to put in it...it makes it craaaazy."
>She levitates to you a bag of blue weed
What did you do?
>"Poison joke...when burnt produces effects similar to that of what you brought me. So I simply combined them...and holy cow when you light that up, just the aroma can get you high."
That sounds crazy.
>"I already said that...oh hey Anon?"
Yeah?
>"No not you the other Anon."
>"Yeah?"
>"I'm pretty excited about tonight."
>"Erm...me too?"
Let's go guys, we got the dank.
>You all leave and head back to Fluttershy's place
>She goes to feed the animals while you begin rolling the blunt and Rainbow and Draganon talk about sonic rainbooms, whatever the fuck that means
>You grind the blue weed up and put it into the sliced open and cleaned out cigar shell
>Then you work your magic and get it to stay closed as Fluttershy comes back in
>"Are we ready?"
>She asks
Just about. Who want's to be the first one to get blazed?
>Rainbow's hoof shoots up
Okay.
>You light up the blunt and hold it up to her
Suck the smoke in and then some air to push it deeper.
>She does so and then coughs violently
>Draganon obviously cares for her, because he wraps a scaly wing around her so she has something to cough into
>But he doesn't remove it
Fluttershy? You ready?
>She nods and you bring it up to her lips
>She eagerly sucks in a lot, too much for her to handle
>But somehow she overcomes the urge to cough and sucks in even more air
>You applaud when she breaths it all out and only coughs once
>You hand the blunt to Draganon, and he takes another massive hit
>Not as crazy as the first time though, but still a lot
>Then he sucks in more air and shoots all of it out of his nose, mixed with black smoke
>The two colors of smoke twirl around each other as he blows them out
Holy shit that was cool. Give it here.
>He hands it to you
>Time to see what Poison joke is about
>You suck in a lot of smoke and a tiny bit of air to push it all down
>You hold it for a minute as everyone watches
>Then you blow it out all on Fluttershy and she sucks some in to smoke again
>...
>You still continue to pass the blunt around, ten minutes later
Haha...Fluttershy.
>"What?"
I know what to call this blue weed.
>"What?"
Bruce Lee.
>"What does that mean?"
Means you got the asian eyes!
>Draganon starts crackin up
>But it's true
>Her and Rainbow can barely keep their eyes open
>Draganon takes his fourth hit and sets the half of the blunt left on the plate
>He puts it out
>Rainbow punches his arm
>"What did ya do that for?"
>"Look, we aren't getting any more high than we already are."
True man...I...feel like I'm floating.
>Fluttershy nudges you
>"My...my chest...what's wrong with my chest?!"
>She's just rubbing her chest with a hoof
Fluttershy calm the fuck down! You're freaking me out!
>The whole world is slow and everyone talks funny for a while
>When you can finally hear, Draganon's voice hits you
>"We should go to the lake right now...just...fuck it."
That is such a good idea!
>You stand up and almost fall over because the world shifted 25 degrees
>The rest of them stand and follow you to the door
>You open it and your mouth hangs open
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro4yhp9L6Ok
Everything...is so bright...and colorful...
>You all step outside and gaze in amazement at the world
>Rainbow flies up a little and then falls on her face
>"Yeah not gonna try that again..."
Let's go to the lake!
>It's only down the road
>God everything looks amazing
>You're strutting down the road with Fluttershy perched on your shoulders like Yoda
>The grass is super vivid green and the butterflies that fly around are the most beautiful things you have ever seen
>Draganon is the only one who can fly but he hovers right above the ground
>It looks like he's sliding everywhere
>Rainbow tries to fly again and makes a streak of Rainbow that everyone stops to admire for a few minutes
This Poison Joke...it's no joke...
>Fluttershy leans on your head
>"You're tellin me...hey Anon?"
Whatsup Flutterpie?
>"I love you."
Haha Fluttershy you're so gone girl.
>You don't hear her sigh after you say that
>You reach the lake and realize something
Guys...I don't have a change of clothes...
>Rainbow pushes your chest
>"You gonna be chicken? BUCK BUCK BUCK!"
>You throw Fluttershy off and into the water
Nobody calls Anon Ny Mous a chicken!
>You climb the nearest purple tree and dive into the crystal clear water
>This is cold as shit bro
>You swim up to the top and see Fluttershy flailing her arms in the middle
Fluttershy! Quit freaking out!
>She starts sinking so you go under the water to get her
>You grab her and keep swimming until you get to the other side of the lake
The hell is your deal Fluttershy?
>She throws up some water
>"S-Sorry...I thought there was a serpent..."
>Even though you're mad you just had to save her, you giggle
Shut the fuck up Fluttershy...
>You say with a smile as you lay next to her
>She snuggles into your side and you fall asleep there
>...
>Cold water is splashed on your face
I DIDN'T FRAME ROGER RA-oh hey.
>Draganon stands there
>"It's almost time to go to the double date."
What?! Already?!
>"Dude you've been out all day."
>You sit forwards and look at where you were laying
>Your body is imprinted in the grass, down to the creases on your shirt
>But there is a pillow
Oh shit. Where did the pillow come from?
>"Fluttershy didn't want you to be uncomfortable. Come on and head over to Rarity's with me, she said she has some suits for us."
Okay. She must have used the measurements she took from me for you right?
>"I guess so. We are about the same, except you have skin and I have scales."
And can breath fire, and have wings, and have a tail, and have a forked tongue, and have sharp teeth, and-
>"Okay okay! I get it."
>The trip to Rarity's is silent and awkward
>Once there, you knock
Dude my back hurts...
>"That's what you get for sleeping for 7 hours in a damn field."
I was so high. Where were you?
>"Dude we all tried to get you up. Shit was impossible."
So you just left me there right next to the Everfree sleeping?
>"Well when you put it like that-"
>The door you are talking in front of opens, and Rarity stands there
>"Ah yes, come inside please, your suits are complete."
>She leads you inside and presents to you a black tux and to Draganon a light blue one with holes for his wings and a tail hole
>That must feel weird as shit
>You put yours on and look in the mirror
I look fucking sexy.
>Draganon laughs and steps out
>He looks like a classy gentleman himself
>Rarity stands in front of both of you
>"So, what do you think?"
Love it.
>"Awesome."
>She lets out a deep exhale
>"Good. Then this dinner I paid for you two to have with whomever fine mares you chose to accompany you shall not go wasted."
Oh yeah thanks for that.
>"It's nothing. Now, Anon should be able to lead you to the place."
>Draganon nods to you and he escorts you out of there and to some classy five star restaurant with glass walls
>Once inside, he speaks to you
>"Okay, they're in the back left corner at a booth. Try not to act stupid."
When am I ever stupid?
>He shakes his head and goes for the bathrooms
>You walk past all the fancy shmancy looking ponies who all put their chins up and close their eyes when you even face their direction
>Then you see Fluttershy and Twilight at the booth
>Fluttershy is facing you and she smiles and waves, causing Twilight to turn around and smile as well
>You smile back and try to act fancy by putting your chin up and closing your eyes like those other ponies
>As you are doing this, a waiter walks out of the kitchen to your left and tries to avoid you with the soup he is carrying
>But he drops it on a pony enjoying his meal
>The near boiling liquid splashes on the ponies leg and he kicks the table leg in pain
>The table's leg cracks and sends the table jutting out, knocking over another pony carrying a fajita of some sort
>The hotplate smacks down on another pony's hoof and she throws it up
>It hits the light suspending there and makes it swing to the next light
>That light swings to the next and so on until the last one of the row smacks against the glass wall
>It shatters, sending shards of glass into the booths of ponies there
>One shard of glass strikes an magical fuse box and completely shuts the power off, making it pitch black
>Only the glow of the mechanic pony is seen as he waddles his fatass over to the breaker and fixes it, bringing the power back on
>When he leaves he slips on the food that was on the hotplate and one of his horseshoes flies off, whizzes past your head, and into the kitchen where it smacks against a pan of cooking oil on the stovetope and a fire starts spreading
>The fire spreads across the main floor and you grab Fluttershy and Twilight and leave through the fire exit quickly
Hehe...oops?
>Twilight facehoofs
>"ANON! YOU MANAGED TO RUIN MY ONE AND ONLY DATE WITH ANON!"
That sounds trippy.
>"UGH!"
>She teleports off
>The building burns to the ground and Draganon comes out from the fire exit
>"Dude. How the fuck did you manage to burn down the building and slaughter half of the ponies there in less than two minutes?!...I don't even...whatever, I'm going to find Twilight."
>He leaves you with Fluttershy
Hey.
>"Hi."
What's up?
>"Just...thinking about how nice this night would have been."
>A chunk of smoldering building falls, making a loud crash noise
Sorry Fluttershy.
>"It's okay Anon. I forgive you."
Can we go back to your place for some samiches?
>She smiles brightly
>"Sure."

>You are Draganon
>You're trying to find Twilight after Anon fucked the date so horribly
>She's probably at her house
>You knock on her door but it opens as you push
>The place is lit by candles and gives a creepy glow
>You can hear her sobbing upstairs
Twilight? I'm coming up.
>Her sobbing continues
>You enter her room
Twilight...
>She looks up from crying into the pillow and her makeup is smeared from the tears
>You sit on the bed
>"I...I j-just wanted to h-have a nice t-time with you..."
I know...Anon can be kind of an idiot sometimes. But that's no reason to run up here and cry about me when we could be spending this night together.
>"Can we...have sex?"
Twilight, I've only been here for three days now, and I don't feel comfortable doing that with you.
>She reaches for something as you talk
And even if I'm leaving later tonight that doesn't mea-AHH!
>She stabs you in the stomach with something sharp
>You throw her away from you and pull out the empty syringe from your stomach
>Your vision starts to blur and you are met with a smiling Twilight as you fall to your side
>...
>The clanking of chains awakes you
>You shouldn't have trusted that bitch
>A rapey bitch in one universe, gonna be a rapey bitch in every universe
>She stands before you and you cannot move because of the cufflinks similar to the ones she had put on you before are on
>Except there are 6 of them on you, three on each arm
>She holds you against the wall with magic and smiles at you
>"Now we're going to have fun my way...before you go..."
>You try to cuss her out but your mouth is sealed with magic
>She rubs her hoof against you, making your member poke out of its sheath
>She wastes no time with foreplay and pushes you deep inside her
>As much as you hate this, it feels so great
>Her walls squeeze you and pull on you until you're about to climax
>But just when you do, she hops off
>Ruined orgasm...that bitch
>She then smirks at your angry expression
>"I have wanted to do this since I met you..."
>She moves your body to the ground and sits on your face, smothering you with her lavender smelling ass
>You cannot breath
>Suddenly the door busts open and something hits Twilight hard on the side, cracking a few ribs and making her lose her grip on you with her magic
>You stand and see
Anon? Rainbow?
>"Dude get out of here! We'll handle this!"
No...
>You flex your super amazing dragon muscles and shatter the cuffs
I'll finish this.
>Twilight struggles to stand and you grab her and thrust your dick into her ass
>Hard
>So hard it makes it bleed while she screams out in pain, not pleasure
>"ANON STOP IT!"
>But you do not.
>This is what Twilight deserves.
>This is what every Twilight deserves.
>A good old fashioned brutal assrape.
>You blow your load into her ass and pull out of her, leaving her a crying mess on the ground
Let's go guys. We're done here.
>You all walk to Fluttershy's cottage in silence
>When you get there, Fluttershy opens the door
>"Oh my goodness! Are you okay?"
I'm fine.
>Anon puts a hand on your shoulder
>"You sure you want to go back like this?"
What would be the difference? I already did this back home. The only thing I have there is Rainbow...
>Rainbow looks away when you say that
>"Okay. Hey man, it's been a hell of a lot of fun."
>He holds a fist to you
>You bump it and nod to him
>Fluttershy whines
Hey, don't be sad. You have an Anon of your own right here.
>She smiles as you russle her mane
>Rainbow coughs
And Rainbow...thanks.
>She smiles and you share a nice hug
Okay. I'm going home! Goodbye!
>"Wait bro!"
>You turn and see Anon with the other half of the blunt
>"Use it wisely."
Thank you man.
>You take it and fly off into the forest waving goodbye to the friends you will never meet again
>Pretty sad that is...
>When reaching the cave, you see the purple stone jutting out of the wall
Here goes nothing.
>You close your eyes and grab it
>There is a loud pop noise and it is day time
>You fly out of the cave and into town
>Specifically to Rainbow's house
>You knock on the door and she answers, her face strained with stress and tears
>Her face quickly brightens and she jumps on your neck
>"ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! You're back!"
>Then she slaps you with a hoof
>"Don't ever leave me for that long again! You made me thing you were dead! Where were you anyways?"
>You take out the blunt and show her
Boy, do I have a story for you.