(OC Foalcon)Horny Guardian Sailor Rosie: By Marie's Husbando

>The sun is setting above you while you make your way home
>Today was an extra long workday and you're tired
>Nothing is better right now than some dessert from Sugarcube Corner
>You see familiar candles above some houses
>Excitement builds in your soul
>"Excuse me!"
"Huh?"
>"Mister, are you the human?"
>You find a tiny filly behind you looking up through some dorky frameless green glasses
>Her hair is a pretty shade of red with some streaks of pink
>"You're the human aren't you?"

>You shrug
"Yeah"
>Her smile is one of extreme eagerness
>"Oh I've wanted to meet you for a week! I couldn't figure out where you live. I'm here to help."
"Wha?"

>She spins around and you see her flowing starry blue cape
>"I am the pretty sailor guardian of social justice: Sailor Rosie! In the name of equality I will coddle you!"
>She stands up on her back legs and strikes a dramatic pose
>What the fuck is happening?
>"I stand up for strange creatures who live in ponyville and get unfair treatment."
".....oh you mean like the diamond dogs thing?"
>"Yes!! Granny smith has been openly condemning the poor diamond dogs for years. I finally put a stop to it last month. Now the diamond dogs can integrate into society peacefully without fear of hate speech."
>Do the diamond dogs want to do that?

"Uhh I see."
>This conversation is starting to annoy you
>Look it's simple
>Life in equestria has been tolerable so far, but only because of your schedule. You do manual labor, go to Sucarcube Corner, and enjoy some ice cream, flirt with pinkie pie, get blue balls, and go home
>This is way of life for you now
>You are a tired grumpy, horny ape who craves desserts and this pretty little pony is holding you up
"I don't need help alright?"
>"Huh? But you do!"
>You walk away
>"Wait!!"
"What?"

>"You're so different. A talking ape! There has to be something I can fix."
>....did she just call you a talking ape
"I'm not a talking ape, kid."
>Rosie gasps
>"Oh I'm sorry. Is that an offensive term?"
>Holy shit she looks really remorseful
"It is. It's a very serious deal"
>"Oh my god!! I'm so sorry!"
>She sits down and looks up to you with her mouth agape
>"I promise I'll never say it again. I've been officially educated."
"Oh. Thanks"
>"Do other ponies call you a talking..... A word?"
>She rests a hoof on your bare foot and strokes it
>And is staring up at you
>This is not a "mysterious" boner and you know it

"Sometimes."
>"Oh no! Who, tell me, I want names!"
"You know..... a lot of ponies do it so it's easier to list ones who don't."
>"WHAT?! Oh, no! Mister human!"
>She hugs your leg and innocently tries to comfort you
>Her face is only a few inches from your crotch
>And she's burying it into your jeans...
>"I knew this would be the case. Most ponies are so ignorant and prejudiced."
"Uh, yeah"
>"This is even worse than the diamond dog's treatment."
"It really is."
>She squeezes tighter
>"Well I'm here to help. I told you I'm a guardian! This is my job! I'm a super hero!"

>This is the most direct contact you've ever had with a pony
>This is the most contact you've had with any female in over a year
>The way her voice cracks a little now and then is really pushing you over the edge
"So uh Rosie was it? There actually is something you could help me with"
>"Who is it?? Tell me!"

>You walk ahead and scan all of the alleyways
>One is pretty dark, secluded, and has a goddamn fence
>Probably used for keeping a pet inside but it's deserted right now
>Perfect
"Over here. Everypony knows I walk home this way so some backwards minded creep wrote a message right in here. 'dirty talking ape'. So I'd have to see it every day."
>"Huh? I don't see it."
>She squints and looks around the edge of the gate
"It's real dark. But it's there on the wall. Easier to see at early morning"
"Come here and I'll show you."
>"We'll wash it off of the wall together!"
>The youthful way her flanks shake when she trots into the alley is awesome
>You look around to make sure no one's watching, step inside, and shut the gate
"Did you find it?"
>"No I don't see it anywhere."
"Here I'll show you the 'dirty talking ape'."
>She eeps after you scoop her up and you bring her further in
>You place her on top of some crates by the wall
>"What are you doing??"

>You reach down and unzip your jeans
>Her eyes grow bigger after you pull them down
>"What is....."
>She relaxes in her confusion, spreading her legs, and leaning forward, to get a better look at your bulge
>Her marehood is in plain sight
>"It moved...?"
>Can't stop twitching
"Alright, Rosie. You're going to help me okay?"
>"Um......"
"Don't you want to punish the ones who called me a talking ape?"
>"Of course!"

>You pull down your boxers and she gasps after your dick flops out and presses against her hoof
"They have to be taught a lesson."
>"Yeah......"
>You stroke her mane
"Starting with you."
>She looks distressed
"You know what you called me. Like it was the most normal thing in the world"
>"Huh? But human I said I was sorry!"
>You stroke yourself and smile after her eyes go back and forth from your eyes to your dick
"Anyone can say that they're sorry, you need to show me. If you don't then I'll never forgive you for your hate speech."

>She looks ready to cry now
>Which only makes you hornier
>"Human, I'm really sorry! I promise"
"I told you! Prove it!"
>You step up and present your tip to the young filly
>You can feel the air hitting your skin after she sniffs you
>"It smells kind of... weird, kind of....."
>You stroke her left flank
"Its taste is the interesting part."
>"You want me to..."
>"Why do you want me to lick it human?"
>She goes for it again
"Ahh. Because it feels good."
>"It does??"
>She licks a bit rougher
>"It's kind of salty human."
>You thrust forward a but so that your head goes halfway into her mouth at the end of her licks
>Your already about ready to cum from all your built up frustration
"Oh, fuck."
>"!!!"
>Her whole body jerks up and she glares
>"Human! Please do not use the F word!"
>seriously?
"Why?"
>"I will not stand for such vulgarity in my town!"
>She proudly slides down again and wraps her tongue around your penis
"Ahhh..... alright alright."

>You grasp her by the back of the head and play with her hair
>She moans a little and you notice her back legs are pressing together a bit
"You're really liking this."
>"Mmmmhm, this is kind of fun human. Is this really how you apologize for hate crimes?!"
"You bet.... you little blank flank."
>She freezes, just as planned
>"E, e, excuse me?"
"What?"
>"Human, you can't go saying that phrase. It is DRIPPING with cutie mark privilege and, and, and...."
>This upset over that huh? this filly is something else

"Uh oh. I can't believe I was so insensitive. Don't worry though."
>You sit down beside her and scoop her up onto your chest
>"Ahh! Human!!"
"Shhh!"
>She trembles when you run your fingers over her blank flanks
"I have to apologize for my hate crime now too. Okay?"
>"..........ohhh. Okay....."
>With a big smile you tease her between the legs
>Her breaths spike every time you make contact and soon she's squirming
>"awhh.. awh. it feels funny."
"But it feels good too, huh."
>"I don't know"
>you will soon you little twat
>You run your whole palm over her lady parts and she suppresses a squeal
>Better hold her mouth shut just in case though
"I'll take that as a yes."
>She moans into your hand and you apply liberal amounts of schlicking to her slicked up cunny
"Ahhhhh, Rosie. You're a fricking geyser down there."
>You pick her up and hold her up in front of you
>Her tongue is hanging from her slutty mouth
>"Human..... that felt.... amazing...."
"I know it did. This will feel better."
>"Huh?"
>You set Rosie down on top of you and laugh and grin after her eyes light up
>After she starts to yell out in pleasure you cover her muzzle
"I know, I know, it's amazing."
>You slowly pump your monkey dick into the pony poon
>Every thrust makes her eyes roll back a little bit more
>And before you know it her eyes are rolled back and closed
"Ahhh yeah. That's a good social justice guardian"
"this is your job now understand?"
>She moans and smiles
>Rosie speeds up a bit on her own
>Your dick notices
"Ohhh boy Rosie. If you do that then you're in for a surprise."
>"Mm???"

"Curious? just keep going faster like that"
>She looks at you like you're a freak and starts slamming her ass into you
>Oh fuck this is it for you
>Her walls seem to be tightening and the noises she's making get more and more slutty
"Oh god Rosie. You're better than any I got back on earth"
>"Hmhh??"
"Nevermind. Just....."
>This is it
"Trigger warning!"
>After you make a few big thrusts you spew your ape jizz into her love tunnel
>She makes a noise that is like halfway terrified and halfway lustful
>Her own movements slow down until she stops with your dick stuffed halfway inside her
>She arches her back and pleasure floods every inch of her little body
>You just hold the back of her head and rub her back
>".....ohhhh.... human that was..... "
>She falls into your chest and you both sit quietly taking long, deep breaths

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"So got it memorized?"
>"Yup!!"
>Rosie walks with you up to the closed gate and she stands up on her back legs
>She strikes that same dramatic pose which is all the better now with cum still running down her legs
>"I am the horny sailor guardian Sailor Rosie! In the name of pleasure I will fuck you!"
>Better not laugh or it will ruin it
>You give a really serious face and open the gate
"Good girl. Now only say the special phrase to me. Got it?"
>"Yes Anon!!"
"And remember to come to me whenever you need to repent for hate crimes you or other ponies have committed"
>"I will!"
>You pet the pony one more time and wave goodbye and head off to Sugarcube Corner without a single trace of blue balls

(written for you, Marie!)