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>Once upon a time in the land of make-believe, there lived two VERY over powered alicorns that ran everything.
>One day the male alicorn said "LETS HAVE SEX"
>The female alicorn didn't want to be "tainted" but hey, they were the only 2 living things that ever lived...
>A few Months later, the female alicorn was pregnant... Big surprise...
>The two powerful alicorns looked to the universe and thought, "OMG we cant raise kids here!"
>The universe was harsh and destructive.
>So, the male alicorn condensed all the destruction and giant flying rocks into one big thing... cause that seemed like a totally awesome idea.
>That big thing was later to be known as "Earth"
>Like the universe, it was harsh and still very much destructive...
>The female Alicorn created the Sun and Moon to try and keep balance of things, while the male mapped the cosmos.
>Soon, two daughters were born to "Earth" and were given the duty to continue to raise the sun and lower the sun, and raise the moon and lower the moon.
>Easy?
>Good end?
>NOPE!
>The female alicorn began to fall ill, for some strange... "reason" and needed to return to the universe.
>The father did not want to leave them alone on "Earth" so he created a shit ton of animals.
>The Mother left behind almost all of her magic...
>The two powerful alicorns ascended back to the universe and both lived happily ever after...
>But wait...
>THAT IS NOWHERE NEAR THE ENDING!

>The "Father" and "Mother" left there children in a world filled with all kinds of messed up shit!
>Celestia and Luna were there names... but not really...
>They had "other names" but those two had to do, because the animals could not speak in the "secret language"
>Celestia and Luna then grew up.
>The lands began to take form, and Celestia and Luna quickly became philosophers!
>They were never told of there duties, but all-of-a-sudden found out they were the "chosen ones" to raise and lower the moon.
>They never thought to much of it...
>Then Celestia was hit in the face with knowledge!
>The sun was VERY important to all living creatures!
>Eh...
>After that things went on, they started a kingdom, became princesses, etc.
>Luna came up with the idea being princesses, because if the "mother" and "father" returned, they would be marked "King" and "Queen"
>Years went on...
>Discord event, elements of harmony, Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis, and other crazy events later...
>The gates of Tartarus, which was to hold the bad stuff that the "Father" sealed was starting to crack!
>WHAAAAAT?!
>Celestia and Luna flip-out
>"Why would he do that?!" they wondered.
>Being them, they jumped to the conclusion that "Father" was the bad guy and "mother" was the good guy.
>The two princesses used there powers to seal the gates forever and ever...
>The bad stuff is probably bad for the O-zone layer...
>Peace was restored in an instant...
>Or so they thought...

>StarSwirl the bearded, assumed dead, returned.
>Celestia greets him, but being the olg geezer he goes for Luna.
>He tells her of the impending DOOM that was about to be unleashed on Equestria!
>Celestia and Luna flip-out again
>StarSwirl vanishes and Celestia and Luna believe that he was assassinated!
>Celestia and Luna continue to live in fear for a bit...
>ANOTHER SIDE
>Discord ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN was let free!
>Later to be found out that Chrysalis LET him free.
>The two fled to the gates of Tartarus.
>They believed that what ever was inside Granted them power of "Father"
>They open the gates to find out no...
>No power for them...
>The elements of Harmony and the princesses were immoderately on the spot.
>The gates, and all things inside it, were angry.
>Using all the magic they had, they sealed away the DOOOM-THINGY!!!
>But, some of it escaped.
>And it seemed to be... like a wierd brown jello thingy...
>All manners of creatures found this out and came to Equestria.
>That brown jello thingy then began to form.
>HOLY SHIT ITS A NUDE MONKEY!
>Discord imediately bows, believing it was a "part of father"
>THE NUDE MONKEY COULD SPEAK!!!
>He claims to be human, and not know wtf just happened...
>One moment he is chilling in his house...
>The next, he is naked in a field, with literally everyone that mattered.
>Seeing that he wasnt a threat, Celestia sends him to PonyVille.
>Discord and Chrysalis was put in a "magical jail"
>Things were looking brighter...
>But not really...

>This is were you come in, Anonymous.
>StarSwirl, not dead, returns and tells of the comming DOOM is approaching.
>Celestia's jimmies seemed to be rustled...
>StarSwirl, like many others, believed that "father" was evil.
>"father is returning"
>Everyone flips out.
>Volcanoes exploding and stuff...
>You, anonymous, are the chosen one and must vanquish "father" and save "earth"
>have fun.