DHMIS TIME PARODY

(RED)Come on guys, stop mucking around.
We only have five minutes until the game release.

(GREEN)That's not enough time.

(JEW)There's always time for hype.

(RED)(Huh, who is that?)

(JEW)Hype is a tool you can put on a poster or know what to buy.
The hype that is far behind us, that hype doesn't exist.2

(GREEN)Oh.

(YELLOW)What's is hype?

(JEW)It's No Man Sky, time to buy it up.

(GREEN)What do you mean? The gameplay is shit.

(JEW)Mine, mine, mine 'til you're all the way down.
Hype is a ruler to measure the fun, it doesn't tell you, if its shallow or lame.
Watch it go round like a spas at E3, going so fast like a nig at E3.

(JEW)Let's go on a journey, a journey through Hype.
It's hype that's changing all the time, it's hype of what to buy.


(RED)But we don't really want to;
we're going to miss our game.

(JEW)DON'T BE STUPID FRIENDS!
C'mon it's time to go.

(JEW)Hype is new like the PSP 2.


(ANON1)With buzzwords and bugs and needing patches.
(ANON2)With buzzwords and DLC up in batches.
(ANON3)With buzzwords and lies and broken promises.

(Yellow)This game you ignore why not instead.

(JEW)The game that is older, is lame, can't be played.

(GREEN)The gameplay it has is great to the core

(GAME)and it always there and forever more.

(JEW)Hype can be told by the jew or the shill but hype dies fast when you're not having fun.
There's a time and a place for playing old games.

(Green)Like Fridays

(RED)and dub threads;

(YELLOW)I'm friends with a girl.

(RED)And then what happened to the older games?

(JEW)Hype went told us they are old like history.
Stuff to forget and leave in a mystery.

(YELLOW)But new games suck.

(JEW)But, look, a computer!
Everything's cool, IT'S THE FUTURE!

(JEW)Hype is now, the future anew, and look at all of the wonderful things you can do!
With patches and merch and youtube addresses!

(YELLOW)My dad is a Nintendo.

(JEW)Its' time to hype!

(GREEN)It's the WiiU, It is Link in Skyrim.

(YELLOW)It's the Xbone, It might get some games.

(GREEN)It's the PS4, There is nothing to play.

(RED)It's the PC, there's shit everywhere....shit everywhere.

(JEW)Now you can see the importance of Hype.
It helps us decide, what games to keep in mind.

(GREEN)But is it there?
(YELLOW)And why it is faked?

(JEW)Hype is important and I am a jew.

(RED)If we run out of hype, then where does it go?

(YELLOW)Is hype even real?
Does anyone know?

(GREEN)Maybe hype's just a construct of marketing faggots. An illusion created by-

(JEW)hype, hype, hype, hype,
hype, hype, hype, hype,
hype, hype, HYPE! HYPE!
HYPE! HYPE! HYPE! HYPE!

(JEW)GameStop, Steam
night and day.
All the stores
to buy the games.
Look at your cash flow, isn't it great?
How hype makes it go away.

(YELLOW)Where is the fun!

(JEW)It's out of my hands, I'm only a shill.
Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be fun,
but eventually everything runs out of
hype.