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  1. [16:39:26] < SinGed> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0
  2. [16:39:27] <+Nala> SinGed: Creepy stalker nerd cries at girl rejecting him in TF2 by HouseholdGamer (7 m 50 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0 - published Thu Dec 16, 2010 - 4.60/5.00 (4197.0, +3779/-418), 377,787 views
  3. [16:39:30] < SinGed> So funny.
  4. [16:39:36] *** Bouncl [~noreally@do.u.even.steep] has quit [Quit: take it and shove it]
  5. [16:39:40] *** Huulktya [~Huulktya@synIRC-19CFDE82.hsd1.ut.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Huulktya]
  6. [16:39:51] *** Bouncl [~noreally@do.u.even.steep] has joined #site19
  7. [16:39:56] < Dmatix> The misery of others, hilarious!
  8. [16:40:25] < SinGed> Dmatix: it is really funny you should listen to it
  9. [16:40:37] < Dmatix> It really isn't and I won't.
  10. [16:40:43] < ProcyonLotor> Oh man, have you guys seen that one comedy? King Lear, I think it was?
  11. [16:41:06] < SinGed> Dmatix: the guy whos pretending to be a stalker is a troll
  12. [16:41:11] < SinGed> so he can troll a bunch of white knights
  13. [16:41:20] < SinGed> into defending this girl to try to get her attention
  14. [16:41:24] < Dmatix> Dude, that part where they killed the old king's daughter? Comedy girl.
  15. [16:41:38] < Dmatix> Yeah, I don't find this kind of 4chan bullshit any funnier.
  16. [16:41:44] <@Zyn> SinGed: Cut it out.
  17.  
  18. ****Extra bits**** (Look for a >>>> )
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  20. [16:42:21] < ProcyonLotor> dmatix: and the part where the King realizes that the daughter who killed herself was the loyalest all along? I was friggin' rolling in the aisles.
  21. [16:42:29] < Joreth> there are girls that play tf2
  22. [16:42:32] < Joreth> I know like 3
  23. [16:42:50] < salvagebar> .def Schadenfreude
  24. [16:42:50] <+Nala> salvagebar: I'm sorry, but I could not find any definitions for "schadenfreude".
  25. [16:42:53] < Jabonicus> Borderlands 2 is hilarious when people stop paying attention.
  26. [16:43:02] < Dmatix> Oh, and when they blinded the loyal lord and he thought to jump to his death from the cliffs of Dover?
  27. [16:43:07] < ProcyonLotor> oh god
  28. [16:43:19] < ProcyonLotor> I'm laughing right now remembering it
  29. [16:43:23] < ProcyonLotor> anyway, brb dinner
  30. [16:43:26] *** ProcyonLotor is now known as ProcyonDinner
  31. [16:43:51] < salvagebar> Man, I would love to play Lear
  32. [16:44:06] < Silber> Dmatix: Jesus, throw out a spoiler alert next time
  33. [16:44:10] < salvagebar> I look too young, I doubt anyone would cast me
  34. [16:44:19] *** Reptilicus [Reptilicus@synIRC-B345799F.nap.wideopenwest.com] has quit [Quit: ]
  35. [16:44:21] < Dmatix> Silber: Macbeth dies.
  36. [16:44:39] < salvagebar> Silber the Nerd Statute Of Limitations has run out on Shakespeare
  37. [16:44:39] < Jabonicus> SPOILER: Jesus dies in the bible
  38. [16:44:49] < salvagebar> SPOILER: He comes back.
  39. [16:45:08] < Jabonicus> SPOILER: Then he leaves again
  40. [16:45:10] < Dmatix> That last part is kinda up to headcanon.
  41. [16:45:20] *** Wogglebug [Wogglebug@Woggleberg.Wogglesville.Wogglesylvania] has quit [Ping timeout: 184 seconds]
  42. [16:45:30] < salvagebar> Everyone dies, including Captain Ahab, when Moby-Dick attacks, except for Ishmael.
  43. [16:45:52] < Jabonicus> http://i.imgur.com/6NfmQ.jpg
  44. [16:46:00] < Fausto> that was actually a spoiler for me...
  45. [16:46:02] < Jabonicus> I freakin love that picture
  46. [16:46:17] < salvagebar> Dracula is killed by a stake in the heart before he can escape back to his castle.
  47. [16:46:28] < Jabonicus> How are these spoilers anymore
  48. [16:46:29] < Jabonicus> I mean
  49. [16:46:41] < Jabonicus> Each of these books came out over a hundred years ago
  50. [16:46:45] < salvagebar> Frankenstein's Monster cannot stand his alienation and escapes into the frozen north to live alone.
  51. [16:46:57] < Jabonicus> Yeah, and that's just a lie
  52. [16:47:16] < salvagebar> Dr. Jekyll commits suicide.
  53. [16:47:22] *** Vivax is now known as VivaxGMs
  54. [16:47:32] < Jabonicus> WAIT A MINUTE
  55. [16:47:39] * salvagebar waits.
  56. [16:47:45] * Jabonicus joins another chat
  57. [16:48:22] < Jabonicus> Alright
  58. [16:48:34] < Dmatix> Could it be that we're less than completely serious?
  59. [16:48:39] < Dmatix> Is such a thing even possible?
  60. [16:48:41] < Dmatix> http://i.imgur.com/bwU4r.gif
  61. >>>> [16:48:46] < SinGed> i want to hug you until your eyes pop out of your head
  62. [16:49:00] < DreadLindwyrm> Does anyone know how many seasons of "Legend of the Seeker" got made?
  63. [16:49:11] < salvagebar> that guy
  64. [16:49:18] < salvagebar> that... guy...
  65. [16:49:38] < Fausto> I mean... what?
  66. >>>> [16:49:53] < SinGed> DreadLindwyrm: that show is sucky
  67. [16:49:59] < DreadLindwyrm> I know.
  68. [16:50:06] < DreadLindwyrm> But I have to watch it :/
  69. [16:50:09] *** Wogglebug [Wogglebug@Woggleberg.Wogglesville.Wogglesylvania] has joined #site19
  70. [16:50:12] *** mode/#site19 [+o Wogglebug] by ChanServ
  71. [16:50:16] < Fausto> .g Singed league
  72. [16:50:16] < Jabonicus> http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/creepy.gif shits scary yo
  73. [16:50:16] <+Nala> Fausto: http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Singed (Singed - League of Legends Wiki - Wikia.com) Singed, the Mad Chemist is a champion in League of Legends. Abilities Empowered Bulwark Singed...
  74. [16:50:22] < salvagebar> http://youtu.be/Ms3QdGIzltU?t=1m40s <><><> SKIP FUEL
  75. [16:50:23] <+Nala> salvagebar: Smoke - The Amazing Hamster Storing Food by soundorphan (2 m 7 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms3QdGIzltU - published Sat Aug 11, 2007 - 4.88/5.00 (12513.0, +12135/-378), 3,636,452 views
  76. [16:50:26] < DreadLindwyrm> I want to see how different it is from the books it's loosely based on.
  77. [16:50:45] < bluesoul> i've only read the books, my wife's only seen the show
  78. [16:50:58] < DreadLindwyrm> Oooh,. That could be awkward.
  79. [16:51:04] < bluesoul> after 5 or 6 books i realized that Goodkind is a money-grubbing lunatic
  80. [16:51:10] <@Dexanote> Singed is a hella trolly tanky champion who gets tougher and tougher, and who lays poison gases as he runs. His strategy can simply boil down to running around in circles.
  81. [16:51:35] < Malix> 2 seasons
  82. [16:51:38] *** Echo [turnoffth@frakkin.music] has left #site19 []
  83. [16:51:43] < salvagebar> Jabonicus <><><><> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z6xGU2_g9s
  84. [16:51:43] <+Nala> salvagebar: FEWDIO Horror: Bedfellows by Fewdiodotcom (2 m 47 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z6xGU2_g9s - published Tue Aug 12, 2008 - 4.86/5.00 (9855.0, +9522/-333), 1,546,924 views
  85. [16:51:43] < Fausto> Dexanote: I main Singed
  86. [16:51:44] < DreadLindwyrm> He is, but I'm amused by how often he'll go "These are the rules of magic!" and then break them in the next book.
  87. [16:51:54] < bluesoul> yup
  88. [16:51:55] < DreadLindwyrm> Malix: thanks.
  89. >>>> [16:51:58] < SinGed> Dexanote: very true
  90. ^ Hasn't talked after this, v is for context?
  91.  
  92. [16:52:20] < Fausto> Singed's my fave champ and synonym of the word "toxic"
  93. [16:52:51] < bluesoul> and just weird, weird, thoroughly bad writing with rape and whatnot that should evoke sympathy but instead i just go "what the /fuck/ is wrong with the author?"
  94. [16:52:55] < Malix> .y pro as heck guide to singed
  95. [16:52:56] <+Nala> Malix: Pro As Heck Guide To Singed by eniac1508 (11 m 29 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z5vhf6wrOs - published Sat Mar 10, 2012 - 4.86/5.00 (5467.0, +5269/-198), 372,627 views
  96. [16:53:03] < Malix> worth mentioning, at least.
  97. [16:53:04] < Jabonicus> http://i.imgur.com/qOHW86L.gif
  98. [16:53:18] < DreadLindwyrm> bluesoul: it's quite simple - he's crazy.
  99. [16:53:22] < Ganulous> So should I not use strikethrough?
  100. [16:53:28] < DreadLindwyrm> and has a thing for tough girls in leather.
  101. [16:53:29] < SinGed> bluesoul: omg there is rape in it?
  102. [16:53:31] < DreadLindwyrm> :p
  103. [16:53:33] < bluesoul> he is, he's nuts
  104. [16:53:38] < bluesoul> that's true too
  105. [16:53:43] < Djoric> You know who's awesome, though?
  106. [16:53:45] < Djoric> Steven Erikson
  107. [16:53:46] < bluesoul> SinGed i can't think of a book that didn't
  108. [16:53:51] < bluesoul> that he's written
  109. [16:53:52] < Djoric> Malazan is fucking awesome
  110. [16:53:58] < Fausto> Malix: I've watched all and every single SInged vids.
  111. [16:54:14] < DreadLindwyrm> I'm fairly sure the most recent one didn't.
  112. [16:54:27] < Malix> malazan series? ah man, i love those books
  113. [16:54:32] < bluesoul> i stopped reading after the one with the, uh, statue
  114. [16:54:33] < Malix> still haven't actually finished them though
  115. [16:54:40] < Jabonicus> http://i.imgur.com/IOGcL3o.jpg
  116. [16:54:40] < Djoric> I'm on the third right now
  117. [16:54:43] < bluesoul> the statue what made him a hero and everyone went yay
  118. [16:54:47] < DreadLindwyrm> Ah yes.
  119. [16:55:06] < Fausto> .g malazan series
  120. [16:55:06] <+Nala> Fausto: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malazan_Book_of_the_Fallen (Malazan Book of the Fallen - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) Title, Pages, Words, 1st Publication. 1, Gardens of the Moon, 768, 203,896, 1 April 1999.
  121. [16:55:07] < Malix> I got up to about halfway through the 7th, and stopped for no apparent reason. That was years ago, though, and I can't remember a lot of it.
  122. [16:55:14] < DreadLindwyrm> The couple of books following that are somewhat different, and more different halves of the same book IIRC.
  123. [16:56:00] < DreadLindwyrm> The last one of the first series (!) amused me because it filled in a nagging gap.
  124. [16:56:08] < bluesoul> you're joking ._.
  125. [16:56:11] < Fausto> I wonder if I can find those books here.
  126. [16:56:15] < salvagebar> Jabonicus there are so many artifacts in that gif, I cannot tell which pixel is scary
  127. [16:56:28] < Faminepulse> .tell Roget would it be a bother to change the dates in http://www.scp-wiki.net/how-tightly-the-coils-squeeze to a bit after 2119? It makes more sense as far as progression goes
  128. [16:56:28] <+Nala> Faminepulse: Alright.
  129. [16:56:37] < DreadLindwyrm> He's started a second series now, advertised as "a Richard and Kahlan novel" rather than "a sword of truth novel"
  130. [16:56:52] < bluesoul> welp
  131. [16:57:28] < Fausto> Ok, where did you guys get those books?
  132. [16:57:46] < DreadLindwyrm> Waterstones. The local big bookstore.
  133. [16:59:14] < Dmatix> It has all the books we mentioned, and the prices are reasonable.
  134. [16:59:29] < Fausto> Sounds good.
  135. [16:59:34] < Jabonicus> And it's full of shit like "WE EMBRACE HIS HATE" with pictures of things like this https://24.media.tumblr.com/76de990db520378a096a76b32281cf02/tumblr_mvwupclmlY1szjg4fo1_500.gif
  136. [16:59:38] < Fausto> Will roder them in seven months.
  137. [16:59:50] < Dmatix> I've been using it for years now, only good experiences so far.
  138. [17:00:04] < Fausto> that's when they goverment will aprove me up to 400usd for virtual purchases
  139. [17:00:24] < Fausto> Dmatix where are you from?
  140. [17:00:25] < Faminepulse> .tell roget ive also changed the formatting on the hub with the dates included so it makes a little more sense http://www.scp-wiki.net/rat-s-nest-hub
  141. [17:00:25] <+Nala> Faminepulse: Gotcha.
  142. [17:00:43] < Dmatix> Israel. If they ship here, they ship everywhere.
  143. [17:01:09] < DreadLindwyrm> Still, unlike a certain fantasy author with commitment issues, at least Goodkind actually writes books rather than turning around and going "sorry guys, I've just realised I've left someone alive - I'll have to rewrite it all so everyone dies!"
  144. [17:01:12] < salvagebar> http://i.imgur.com/fg5dqpr.jpg
  145. [17:01:22] < Fausto> well, capitalism is a crime here. I should check if first.
  146. [17:01:29] < Dmatix> Although you might want to check their list and see if they deliver to you as well.
  147. [17:01:36] < Dmatix> Yeah.
  148. [17:01:36] < bluesoul> i did a job for a startup solar plant in basically a big fucking field south of albuquerque, and UPS wouldn't ship to them because "big fucking field" isn't in their GPS
  149. [17:01:48] < Jabonicus> What the hell is this subreddit
  150. [17:01:50] <@Dr_Kens> ...HAhahaha
  151. [17:01:55] <@Dr_Kens> That's kinda hilarious, bluesoul.
  152. [17:02:09] < Fausto> seconding kens
  153. [17:02:14] < bluesoul> they'd easily sunk 10 million into the infrastructure when i got there
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