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- My friend was sent this on XBOX Live one day randomly. We then began to make fun of it; Looking to RP regular show yaoi mordecai and rigby i'll be mordecai contact me for more info
- for future reference, the names have been changed to what the characters were
- [9:17:45 PM] Pops: Oooooh hello mordecai and rigby!~
- [9:17:52 PM] No one: ...
- [9:17:59 PM] Rigby: BONE ME MORDECAI
- [9:18:03 PM] Benson: Your fired!!!
- [9:18:08 PM] Muscle Man: Oh no bro
- [9:18:08 PM] Rigby: NOW
- [9:18:17 PM] Benson: Fired!
- [9:18:23 PM] Pops: Oh, this is such a nice lollipop you have there, rigby!
- [9:18:30 PM] Pops: it's so succulent~
- [9:18:34 PM] Rigby: NO POPS
- [9:18:38 PM] Rigby: I DONT LOVE YOU
- [9:18:44 PM] No one: [redacted] is a faggot
- [9:18:44 PM] Rigby: MORDECAI BONE ME RIGHT NOW
- [9:18:54 PM] Skips: uhhh
- [9:18:58 PM] Pops : benson~
- [9:19:06 PM] Pops: i want your gumballs inside me~
- [9:19:09 PM] Skips: Pops
- [9:19:19 PM] Skips: do you have that porn record still?
- [9:19:22 PM] Pops : i'm your boss, you have to follow my orders~
- [9:19:43 PM] Pops: yes i dooooooo,
- [9:19:49 PM] Pops: would you like to seee...
- [9:19:56 PM] Pops: my record?
- [9:20:02 PM] Benson: oh hello margret mordicai is fuken rigby right now go away!~
- [9:20:57 PM] Rigby: MORDECAI THAT WAS GREAT
- [9:21:03 PM] Rigby: WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME
- [9:21:06 PM] Rigby: RIGHT NOW
- [9:21:07 PM] Pops: hello margaret~
- [9:21:13 PM] Pops: you can't leave just yet
- [9:21:16 PM] Pops: would you come in for some
- [9:21:18 PM] Pops: creamsicles
- [9:21:20 PM] Pops: !
- [9:21:22 PM] Pops: ~~~~~~
- [9:21:45 PM] Benson: Mordicai stop flapin around right now and get back to work you need to "blow the leaves o the porch"
- [9:22:01 PM] Pops: yes margaret
- [9:22:06 PM] Pops: you're about to get to the white inside
- [9:22:22 PM] Pops: OoOOOohoohhhh~~~~~
- [9:22:36 PM] Pops: my creamsicle is meeeltinggg!~~~~
- [9:22:57 PM] Skips: *As skips watches in the closet*
- [9:23:09 PM] Skips: "This is way better than Porn Hub"
- [9:23:13 PM] Pops: *the closet breaks, revealing skips with his hand on his dick*
- [9:23:20 PM] Pops: oh hello skips
- [9:23:23 PM] Skips: "OHHH GOD"
- [9:23:25 PM] Pops: would you like to join us for some
- [9:23:28 PM] Pops: ice
- [9:23:28 PM] Pops: cream
- [9:23:30 PM] Pops: sandwiches?
- [9:23:30 PM] Skips: YES
- [9:23:32 PM] Skips: yes
- [9:23:33 PM] Skips: yes
- [9:23:38 PM] Rigby: MORDECAI LETS GO JOIN THEM
- [9:23:43 PM] Rigby: I KNOW YOU LIKE MARGARET
- [9:23:45 PM] Pops: oh hello mordecai
- [9:23:49 PM] Pops: margaret's my bitch
- [9:23:50 PM] Skips: Hello
- [9:23:56 PM] CCM Spartan: lulz :3
- [9:24:01 PM] [redacted, 2explicit4me]
- [9:24:10 PM] mordecai: i am mordecai and hell no pops I will woop you for my woman
- [9:24:13 PM] skips: :* mmmmmmm
- [9:24:20 PM] skips: :*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
- [9:24:20 PM] Pops: mordecai
- [9:24:22 PM] Pops: come here
- [9:24:26 PM] Pops: ~~~~
- [9:24:31 PM] Mordecai: ok here i am
- [9:24:31 PM] Pops: let me just touch you
- [9:24:34 PM] Pops: in your sweet spot
- [9:24:37 PM] Pops: heeeere we goooo
- [9:24:37 PM] Mordecai: this is nice
- [9:24:41 PM] Pops: DEATH NUT PUNCH
- [9:24:42 PM] Rigby: *rigby walks in*
- [9:24:46 PM] Rigby: MORDECAI WHAT IS THIS
- [9:24:47 PM] Skips: Ohhhh so better than porn on the computer
- [9:24:49 PM] Pops: *deathnutpunch to mordecai*
- [9:25:34 PM] Pops: *turns around to face rigby*
- [9:25:38 PM] Benson: benson walks in : ]:) Oh yeah you about to be "fired"
- [9:25:45 PM] Pops: let me touch your tail :)
- [9:25:55 PM] Rigby: ONLY MORDECAI CAN TOUCH ME
- [9:25:56 PM] [redacted, 2sexy4me]
- [9:25:58 PM] Rigby: WHAT MORDECAI
- [9:26:04 PM] Rigby: WHAT HAPPENED
- [9:26:13 PM] Mordecai: my balls are goen rigby
- [9:26:17 PM] Pops: i want to 'draw' on you
- [9:26:19 PM] Rigby: WHAT NO MORDECAI
- [9:26:23 PM] Rigby: YOU CAN LIVE THROUGH THIS
- [9:26:30 PM] Mordecai: rigby go on without me
- [9:26:32 PM] Pops: *begins to wrap around rigby, fondling his privates*
- [9:26:32 PM] Mordecai: its too late
- [9:26:39 PM] Rigby: NO WE
- CAN HAVE BALLS SURGERY
- [9:26:48 PM] Benson: oh yes skips suk on mah gumballs
- [9:26:56 PM] Rigby: POPS TIHS IS NICE AND ALL
- [9:27:00 PM] No one: :x
- [9:27:02 PM] Rigby: BUT I ONLY LOVE MORDECAI
- [9:27:11 PM] ketchup ninja: AND YOU EXPLODED HIS BALLS
- [9:27:13 PM] Pops: *wraps around rigby's mouth*
- [9:27:22 PM] rigby: *mmmpmph*
- [9:27:22 PM] Pops: now now
- [9:27:23 PM] Pops: shhhh
- [9:27:28 PM] Skips: *Skips masterbates*
- [9:27:33 PM] Pops: all that's left to do
- [9:27:39 PM] Rigby: *BONER SUCKERPUNCH TO POPS FACE*
- [9:27:47 PM] Pops: *goes flying*
- [9:27:52 PM] [2evil4me]
- [9:27:52 PM] [2mk4me]
- [9:27:55 PM] Pops: *lands like a ninja*
- [9:28:02 PM] [2ryu4me]
- [9:28:08 PM] Skips: (inlove)mmmmmmmmmmmm Margret
- [9:28:09 PM] Pops: *grabs mordecai by the asscheeks*
- [9:28:11 PM] No one: rigby is now emo he has no none
- [9:28:13 PM] Skips: :*
- [9:28:19 PM] Skips: :$
- [9:28:26 PM] Skips: ANYONE WANT TO JOIN!
- [9:28:29 PM] Pops: *wraps mordecai's mouth*
- [9:28:41 PM] Muscle man: muscle man walks in....
- [9:28:49 PM] Pops: *strectches his arm to grab margaret and pushes her tits against mordecai's face*
- [9:28:50 PM] Skips: Its kinki we are doing it in the corner
- [9:29:06 PM] Muscle man: Muscle man- Lets get this party started
- It is this time that I announce I'm going to end this hell in a big finale.
- [9:29:11 PM] Finale: *everyone cums at once, the houes explodes in a cumsplosion*
- [9:29:15 PM] Benson: MORDEECAAAAII
- [9:29:17 PM] Benson: RIIIIGBYYY
- [9:29:18 PM] Benson: YOU'RE
- [9:29:20 PM] Benson: FIIIRREEED
- [9:29:20 PM] Everyone in the chat: now lets all forget this ever happened
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