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  1. My friend was sent this on XBOX Live one day randomly. We then began to make fun of it; Looking to RP regular show yaoi mordecai and rigby i'll be mordecai contact me for more info
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  3. for future reference, the names have been changed to what the characters were
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  5. [9:17:45 PM] Pops: Oooooh hello mordecai and rigby!~
  6. [9:17:52 PM] No one: ...
  7. [9:17:59 PM] Rigby: BONE ME MORDECAI
  8. [9:18:03 PM] Benson: Your fired!!!
  9. [9:18:08 PM] Muscle Man: Oh no bro
  10. [9:18:08 PM] Rigby: NOW
  11. [9:18:17 PM] Benson: Fired!
  12. [9:18:23 PM] Pops: Oh, this is such a nice lollipop you have there, rigby!
  13. [9:18:30 PM] Pops: it's so succulent~
  14. [9:18:34 PM] Rigby: NO POPS
  15. [9:18:38 PM] Rigby: I DONT LOVE YOU
  16. [9:18:44 PM] No one: [redacted] is a faggot
  17. [9:18:44 PM] Rigby: MORDECAI BONE ME RIGHT NOW
  18. [9:18:54 PM] Skips: uhhh
  19. [9:18:58 PM] Pops : benson~
  20. [9:19:06 PM] Pops: i want your gumballs inside me~
  21. [9:19:09 PM] Skips: Pops
  22. [9:19:19 PM] Skips: do you have that porn record still?
  23. [9:19:22 PM] Pops : i'm your boss, you have to follow my orders~
  24. [9:19:43 PM] Pops: yes i dooooooo,
  25. [9:19:49 PM] Pops: would you like to seee...
  26. [9:19:56 PM] Pops: my record?
  27. [9:20:02 PM] Benson: oh hello margret mordicai is fuken rigby right now go away!~
  28. [9:20:57 PM] Rigby: MORDECAI THAT WAS GREAT
  29. [9:21:03 PM] Rigby: WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME
  30. [9:21:06 PM] Rigby: RIGHT NOW
  31. [9:21:07 PM] Pops: hello margaret~
  32. [9:21:13 PM] Pops: you can't leave just yet
  33. [9:21:16 PM] Pops: would you come in for some
  34. [9:21:18 PM] Pops: creamsicles
  35. [9:21:20 PM] Pops: !
  36. [9:21:22 PM] Pops: ~~~~~~
  37. [9:21:45 PM] Benson: Mordicai stop flapin around right now and get back to work you need to "blow the leaves o the porch"
  38. [9:22:01 PM] Pops: yes margaret
  39. [9:22:06 PM] Pops: you're about to get to the white inside
  40. [9:22:22 PM] Pops: OoOOOohoohhhh~~~~~
  41. [9:22:36 PM] Pops: my creamsicle is meeeltinggg!~~~~
  42. [9:22:57 PM] Skips: *As skips watches in the closet*
  43. [9:23:09 PM] Skips: "This is way better than Porn Hub"
  44. [9:23:13 PM] Pops: *the closet breaks, revealing skips with his hand on his dick*
  45. [9:23:20 PM] Pops: oh hello skips
  46. [9:23:23 PM] Skips: "OHHH GOD"
  47. [9:23:25 PM] Pops: would you like to join us for some
  48. [9:23:28 PM] Pops: ice
  49. [9:23:28 PM] Pops: cream
  50. [9:23:30 PM] Pops: sandwiches?
  51. [9:23:30 PM] Skips: YES
  52. [9:23:32 PM] Skips: yes
  53. [9:23:33 PM] Skips: yes
  54. [9:23:38 PM] Rigby: MORDECAI LETS GO JOIN THEM
  55. [9:23:43 PM] Rigby: I KNOW YOU LIKE MARGARET
  56. [9:23:45 PM] Pops: oh hello mordecai
  57. [9:23:49 PM] Pops: margaret's my bitch
  58. [9:23:50 PM] Skips: Hello
  59. [9:23:56 PM] CCM Spartan: lulz :3
  60. [9:24:01 PM] [redacted, 2explicit4me]
  61. [9:24:10 PM] mordecai: i am mordecai and hell no pops I will woop you for my woman
  62. [9:24:13 PM] skips: :* mmmmmmm
  63. [9:24:20 PM] skips: :*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  64. [9:24:20 PM] Pops: mordecai
  65. [9:24:22 PM] Pops: come here
  66. [9:24:26 PM] Pops: ~~~~
  67. [9:24:31 PM] Mordecai: ok here i am
  68. [9:24:31 PM] Pops: let me just touch you
  69. [9:24:34 PM] Pops: in your sweet spot
  70. [9:24:37 PM] Pops: heeeere we goooo
  71. [9:24:37 PM] Mordecai: this is nice
  72. [9:24:41 PM] Pops: DEATH NUT PUNCH
  73. [9:24:42 PM] Rigby: *rigby walks in*
  74. [9:24:46 PM] Rigby: MORDECAI WHAT IS THIS
  75. [9:24:47 PM] Skips: Ohhhh so better than porn on the computer
  76. [9:24:49 PM] Pops: *deathnutpunch to mordecai*
  77. [9:25:34 PM] Pops: *turns around to face rigby*
  78. [9:25:38 PM] Benson: benson walks in : ]:) Oh yeah you about to be "fired"
  79. [9:25:45 PM] Pops: let me touch your tail :)
  80. [9:25:55 PM] Rigby: ONLY MORDECAI CAN TOUCH ME
  81. [9:25:56 PM] [redacted, 2sexy4me]
  82. [9:25:58 PM] Rigby: WHAT MORDECAI
  83. [9:26:04 PM] Rigby: WHAT HAPPENED
  84. [9:26:13 PM] Mordecai: my balls are goen rigby
  85. [9:26:17 PM] Pops: i want to 'draw' on you
  86. [9:26:19 PM] Rigby: WHAT NO MORDECAI
  87. [9:26:23 PM] Rigby: YOU CAN LIVE THROUGH THIS
  88. [9:26:30 PM] Mordecai: rigby go on without me
  89. [9:26:32 PM] Pops: *begins to wrap around rigby, fondling his privates*
  90. [9:26:32 PM] Mordecai: its too late
  91. [9:26:39 PM] Rigby: NO WE
  92. CAN HAVE BALLS SURGERY
  93. [9:26:48 PM] Benson: oh yes skips suk on mah gumballs
  94. [9:26:56 PM] Rigby: POPS TIHS IS NICE AND ALL
  95. [9:27:00 PM] No one: :x
  96. [9:27:02 PM] Rigby: BUT I ONLY LOVE MORDECAI
  97. [9:27:11 PM] ketchup ninja: AND YOU EXPLODED HIS BALLS
  98. [9:27:13 PM] Pops: *wraps around rigby's mouth*
  99. [9:27:22 PM] rigby: *mmmpmph*
  100. [9:27:22 PM] Pops: now now
  101. [9:27:23 PM] Pops: shhhh
  102. [9:27:28 PM] Skips: *Skips masterbates*
  103. [9:27:33 PM] Pops: all that's left to do
  104. [9:27:39 PM] Rigby: *BONER SUCKERPUNCH TO POPS FACE*
  105. [9:27:47 PM] Pops: *goes flying*
  106. [9:27:52 PM] [2evil4me]
  107. [9:27:52 PM] [2mk4me]
  108. [9:27:55 PM] Pops: *lands like a ninja*
  109. [9:28:02 PM] [2ryu4me]
  110. [9:28:08 PM] Skips: (inlove)mmmmmmmmmmmm Margret
  111. [9:28:09 PM] Pops: *grabs mordecai by the asscheeks*
  112. [9:28:11 PM] No one: rigby is now emo he has no none
  113. [9:28:13 PM] Skips: :*
  114. [9:28:19 PM] Skips: :$
  115. [9:28:26 PM] Skips: ANYONE WANT TO JOIN!
  116. [9:28:29 PM] Pops: *wraps mordecai's mouth*
  117. [9:28:41 PM] Muscle man: muscle man walks in....
  118. [9:28:49 PM] Pops: *strectches his arm to grab margaret and pushes her tits against mordecai's face*
  119. [9:28:50 PM] Skips: Its kinki we are doing it in the corner
  120. [9:29:06 PM] Muscle man: Muscle man- Lets get this party started
  121.  
  122. It is this time that I announce I'm going to end this hell in a big finale.
  123. [9:29:11 PM] Finale: *everyone cums at once, the houes explodes in a cumsplosion*
  124. [9:29:15 PM] Benson: MORDEECAAAAII
  125. [9:29:17 PM] Benson: RIIIIGBYYY
  126. [9:29:18 PM] Benson: YOU'RE
  127. [9:29:20 PM] Benson: FIIIRREEED
  128. [9:29:20 PM] Everyone in the chat: now lets all forget this ever happened
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