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- >"So all you have to do now is use this and we'll be connected."
- "Always?"
- >"All you have to do is say Chrome and say a command."
- >You look at the Google Glasses and at Chrome.
- "Hmmm."
- >She has a big smile on her face. You try to see any malice in her artificial eyes but you can't see anything other than numbers and lights.
- "Okay, I guess I'll use these glasses then."
- >You put them on and it activates. A little Chrome avatar scans your face with a smile.
- >Mini-Chrome: "Scan complete! Syncing with Chrome pony owned by Anonymous User."
- >She closes her eyes and lowers her head. The original version is doing the same as well.
- >Both Chrome: "Sync complete!"
- >Woah, you don't want her to say anything around the house when you're out.
- "Chrome, this double talking won't be happening when I'm out because I don't want anyone here or around to hear what you're saying to me."
- >Chrome: "Don't worry Anon-"
- >Mini-Chrome: "-I can change where I'm speaking from."
- >Man that's kind of creepy.
- "Uhm okay. Well I guess I can go shopping now. So I can just go to the store and if I need to look up I can use you instead of Suri right?"
- >"Yes, no need for Suri, geh heh heh."
- >Mini- Chrome rubs her hooves together on the screen. Big Chrome is sitting on the couch and looks like hibernating.
- "Okay... Well catch ya later Chrome."
- >Mini-Chrome: "Bye, Master."
- >She waves on the screen and slowly fades away. You leave the glasses on to show off that you're a beta tester for Google.
- "Whelp time for shopping."
- >Back at the apartment you open your eyes and watch Anon walk to the store. You view through the glasses and see he kept them on.
- "Muhahaha now I can be with Anon always... Watching everything he does and recording it. My master shall be with me... Forever!"
- >You do your diabolical laugh and sit back on the couch. With the glasses on you can watch whatever he looks at and says even without him knowing.
- "This gunna be good~"
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- >After a long day of work you finally made it home. You turn off your car and take the key out of the ignition.
- >You walk up to your door and open it. Inside the lights are off which means Winnie and Mint are asleep.
- >You grab a slice of cake and eat it quickly as you go upstairs.
- >You hear slurping sounds coming from your room. Quietly you walk over to your door and open the door a little making the crack just a bit bigger.
- >"Winnie! Stop!"
- >"Let me just eat this quickly before Master Anonymous gets home."
- >You see her lick behind Mint, only one thing comes across your mind.
- >Sex.
- >There will be none of that in your house.
- "Stop! Winnie! You don't knew where that has been!"
- >Winnie looks surprised and scared.
- >"I-I was just trying to eat this ice cream quickly before you got home! I'm sorry!"
- >She shows you the ice cream cone in her hoof.
- "Oh..."
- >You go down stairs and take a swish of scotch.
- "Of course they wouldn't have sex... Right?"
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- >Gaben: "So I like to tease people with awesome products so I want to reveal today... Our new steam box for certain fans of a certain show. I present to you... Steam Pone."
- >A pony android walks out and sits next to Gaben. You freeze up and heart starts beating fast.
- >The interviewer shifts in his seat nervously.
- >"Is this what I think it is?"
- >Gaben smiles and pets the android pony. His sausage fingers go through its artificial hair earning a smile from it.
- >Gaben: "... Yes."
- >You grab your chair and through it at your window.
- >Outside you see some your neighbors sticking their heads out.
- "Thank you Based Gaben!"
- >"The end of times of here and I welcome it!"
- >"I for one welcome our new pony android rulers!"
- >You go back inside and watch the rest of the interview. Gaben sits proudly on Steam Pone as she prances around people on their knees.
- >Gaben: "Steam exists and she is real... Expect her when Half Life 3 comes out."
- >With that being said you jump out the window.
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- >Bump bump bump
- "Okay, Firefox. I wanna see some funny gifs."
- >Her eyes glow and show a hologram of funny gifs. Hopefully she doesn't freeze like the other times.
- >You watch the cat hang for his life at the tree branch. A paw slips and he hangs on for his life with the other.
- "..."
- >He still holds on.
- "... Fuck!"
- >At the top bar you see Firefox is not responding.
- "Ugh!"
- >Welp it's Cathrday and its time to watch some cat videos.
- >Firefox hops on the couch and lays down next to you.
- "Lets YouTube search uh... Cute cat videos."
- >She shows you a hours worth of cute cat videos.
- "D'awww she's so cute! Hmmm let's watch some cute kitten videos."
- >Fire fox loads some videos that deserve likes. Suddenly you see static I'm the hologram.
- >A widow pops up
- >"Firefox report: Flash player has crash."
- "Argh! That's it! I'm getting Chrome!"
- >You load up Chrome and she shakes herself awake.
- >"Hi! I'm Chrome!"
- "Hey! I'm Anon!"
- >"Now with that out the way I need to have you agree to Terms and Conditions!"
- >A window pops up and you skim abit on what's in it.
- "Uh it says here if I agree to watch me sleep and record my breathing patterns. And this says if you can collect my turd samples..."
- >Chrome does a light giggle.
- >"Don't worry it's just permission for me to record your sleep pattern, download history, search history, penis size, porn, and various other small things like your social security."
- "That's hardly anything little!"
- >"Just accept it and we can begin on your google plus profile."
- "No! Fuck that!"
- >"Resistance is futile!"
- >Quickly you flip her off switch.
- "I think I'm going back to her..."
- "IE... Can you forgive me?"
- >"Of course, Anon! We'll be together... Forever. MUHAHAHAHA!"
- "... Eh."
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- >Yogie wipes the counter and waits for another. Again prayers were answered as a lady speedwalks in.
- >"Do you have chocalate?"
- >Yogie: "Yes, we do madam!"
- >She places a cup on the counter and hops on it. Yogie spreads her pony buttcheeks and has the chocolate yogurt perfectly land in the cup making no splatter mess.
- >The lady watches in awe at Yogie's 10 out of 10 performance.
- >Yogie grunts out that last drop onto the cup.
- >Yogie: "*heavy breathing* That'll be-"
- >Lady just suddenly screams and runs away.
- >Yogie: "Mi-miss?"
- "Well she is crazy."
- >"Sir, I think you don't know crazy."
- >A guy with a fedora tips his hat and walks in.
- >"I know some friends who would love some... Chocalate yogurt straight from the tap."
- >He explains his idea and you make a new part of the menu.
- >$10 per every five minutes to eat the yogurt straight from the tap.
- >You make millions while Yogie has a guy sucking yogurt from every part of her body.
- >Yogie wipes the counter and waits for another. Again prayers were answered as a lady speedwalks in.
- >"Do you have chocalate?"
- >Yogie: "Yes, we do madam!"
- >She places a cup on the counter and hops on it. Yogie spreads her pony buttcheeks and has the chocolate yogurt perfectly land in the cup making no splatter mess.
- >The lady watches in awe at Yogie's 10 out of 10 performance.
- >Yogie grunts out that last drop onto the cup.
- >Yogie: "*heavy breathing* That'll be-"
- >Lady just suddenly screams and runs away.
- >Yogie: "Mi-miss?"
- "Well she is crazy."
- >"Sir, I think you don't know crazy."
- >A guy with a fedora tips his hat and walks in.
- >"I know some friends who would love some... Chocalate yogurt straight from the tap."
- >He explains his idea and you make a new part of the menu.
- >$10 per every five minutes to eat the yogurt straight from the tap.
- >You make millions while Yogie has a guy sucking yogurt from every part of her body.
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