I'll be Gar for you (aka why did I do this oh god)

(To the tune of the friends theme song)

So no one told you gay was gonna be this way,
Your beard's a joke, you're broke, your come-ons hasty
It's like you're always sticking out your rear,
When you haven't fucked this day this month or even this year, but

I'll be Gar for you~
'Cuz women are a bore
I'll be Gar for you~
Like I've been Gar before
I'll be Gar for you~
'Cuz you're Gar for me too

You thought you'd get a least a ten but
Pity's only managed an eight
You spilled your drink on your pants so far,
things ain't going great

Aniki warned you there'd be days like these,
oh but he didn't tell you when a grab has taken you down to your knees that

I'll be Gar for you~
'Cuz women are a bore
I'll be Gar for you~
Like I've been Gar before
I'll be Gar for you~
'Cuz you're Gar for me too

No one could ever hold me
No one would ever date me
Seems you're the only one who knows
what's it's like to be Gar

Someone to cross swords with
To grapple through the night with
Someone I'll always fap with
Even at my worst I'm Gar with you!

It's like you're always sticking out your rear,
When you haven't fucked this day this month or even this year, but

I'll be Gar for you~
'Cuz women are a bore
I'll be Gar for you~
Like I've been Gar before
I'll be Gar for you~
'Cuz you're Gar for me too

I'll be Gar for you!
I'll be Gar for you!
I'll be Gar for you!
'Cuz you're Gar for me too~!