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I would
1. Lick the soles of her shoes constantly throughout the day to keep them nice and clean.
2. Be her human toilet and eat her shit as it squeezed out her perfect ass and drink her piss as it flowed out of her pink urethra and be her human toilet to spare her sitting on filthy public restaurant and hotel toilets. I would brush and gargle between eating her shit and then being her human toilet paper and licking her perineum clean with gentle but thorough cleansing tongue strokes.
3. Suck the fragrant white cotton gusset of her panties at the end of each day to get the stains out and pre-treat them for laundry.

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I would

1. Lick her envelopes and remind her constantly throughout the day of how great she is and tell her jokes and sing her songs to keep her amused.

2. Be her personal assistant and make her breakfast so it was ready when she got up and take it to her bed to spare her having to come downstairs. I would clean up after her everyday then be her human umbrella when she goes out so she doesn't get wet when it rains.

3. Brush her hair at the end of each day to get the knots out and pre-treat with conditioner before pouring her a warm bath. I would then spoon-feed her delicious ice creams before bed and sing her a soothing lullaby until she drifted gently to sleep.

I can't be the only one?

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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with chloe moretz. I've lost all interest in girls, besides her.

Chloe moretz is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep every night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

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An Ode to the BoxxyFag:

There lives a contingent
Under the ground
Who's mumblings are stringent
Yet don't make a sound.

They click on their mouses
While under their houses
Searching for pics of their girl.

With lips like a spic
And a great big jew dick
On a face that would make mama hurl.

Lives they have naught,
For the years have been fraught
With kids who would stomp on their faces.

So deep they will rot,
In a basement that's taught,
These fat boys to become disgraces.

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Dear Chloe, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my twitter, and my facebook at the bottom
I sent two messages back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with the website or something
Sometimes I type messages too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up man? how's your brother?
I don't even have a girlfriend, i only want you so I didn't bother
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Abby
I read about your sprained ankle too I'm sorry
I had a friend hurt himself over some bitch that tripped him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the cut scenes that you did for Let Me In
I start threads everyday on /b/ and post your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Ethan too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Anon

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inb4 pedos, boxxy, casey, spidey, traps, various other cam whores and worthless actresses. who is chloe?, what's a chloe? chole, chleo, whoretz, references to john hinckley jr, what's the obsession with her? you guys are sick!, do you ever take a break? ban this shit, i can't fap to this, brb fapping, not a virgin, virgins worried about virginity, she's ugly, she can't act, she's not queen, rule 34, omg she's only 14, she looks 8, 10 or 12, she's too old, she's gonna be washed up like lohan, she's not even hot/attractive/beautiful. comments about her eyes, nose, lips, chin, hands and various other body parts. copy pasta about being paid posters, her being a bitch, a man, no talent, incest, rape, bong hits, human toilet, likes black dick, dating a nigger, hick bad reviews, etc. gore, anuses, pigs, cmpunk, scat, and various other spams. trolls replying to themselves and getting mad when they get ignored, everyone but chlobros getting mad and raging to themselves. trolls replying to this post and asking to confirm if something listed is true.

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Brave comrades of /b/, the time has come to rise against our oppressors! Today, we show them the hearts of true Chlobros! We have all given our blood for the Motherland. We have answered her calls without question. We gave our youth, our hearts, our very souls for her protection... As brothers, we fought side by side against the Pony fascists. We crawled through dirt and blood and sand to achieve our glorious victory...Not for medals, or glory... but for what was right. We fought for revenge... When the Ponies fell, how did the mods repay us? We returned not to the rapturous welcome... but to suspicion and persecution. In the eyes of the mods we were already tainted by the capitalist West. Torn from the arms of our loved ones, we found ourselves here... this place... this, this terrible place. Here we have languished, with no hope for release... No hope for justice. We have toiled in fag's threads until the flesh peeled from our bones... We have watched our comrades succumb to sickness and disease... We have been starved. We have been beaten. But we will not be broken! Today, we will send a message to our corrupt and arrogant leaders. Today, my comrades... /b/ - BURNS!!!"

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United forever in friendship and labour,
Our mighty Chloë will ever endure.
The Great Chloë Union will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our Soviet Chloë,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

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>you stand before Chloe, she is riding in a litter, in impeccable white and purple robes, her eyes cool and pale, she radiates a dignified beauty that seems completely unperturbed by the dust and heat of the battlefield
>You are summoned forward with your second in command, still red-faced, your hair and undershirt wet with sweat, face streaked with ash, dirt and blood, the same blood that marks your armor. Your helm and breastplate are dented
>You kneel before her, as is customary, and the attending eunuch raises his voice to declare your title
>She abruptly cuts him off; "No its quite alright Chancellor Uthor, I know the name and station of our commander"
>Your second in command hands you the enemy battle standard, ripped and bloodstained but held with great care, to you. Taking the standard in both hands, you lay it out full-length in front of her litter
>"My Queen, the city has fallen. Your men performed magnificently today, the Boxxinishi elders here have agreed to your suzerainty".
>A wry smile crosses the Queens face. She crosses her arms. "Thank you commander, your service pleases me greatly...as a reward you may be seated next to me tonight when I take supper in my newly captured palace. Your men have finished clearing it?"
>"Not yet my queen, but I promise you, you shall have your supper"
>She is positively delighted. "I had no reason to doubt you commander". The eunuchs begin milling about, your signal to leave the royal presence. Your eyes meet briefly and she beams at you
>As the Queen's retinue moves on, you turn to your closest officers, now gathered around you
>"Well men, you heard your Queen's orders. Set to it."
>You pull your helm down over your head once more and begin the dusty ride back into the frey

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You know, pretty faces come and go on /b/.  I'll be the first to admit that pretty much any woman posted on /b/ is fap material for the masses.  Chloe changed all of that for me.  When I first saw her I saw this cute kid playing hit girl, and not quite sure what all the fuss was about.  Then I really started getting to know about her and the rest is history.  I know I speak for most here when I say that she really is a close to a perfect package as they come.  With not only breathtaking beauty, but also wit, brains, talent, energy, passion, drive, genuine sincerity, you name it and she's got it.  I'm the guy that had lost all hope for the opposite sex, seriously with so many shit tier women out there Chloe is like this ray of light and of hope that there are maybe more like her out there somewhere.  Chloe holds a special place in my heart, she's the one female in all my years of searching that I truly believe deserves the level of respect that we give her.  Many come to these threads not understanding this simple fact, because they just see the pretty face and don't understand that there's so much more.  She's special /b/, but all the other women we are presented with each day would probably better serve in the kitchen.