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  1. Never tell your password to anyone.
  2. teun.van.steenpaal: he
  3. teun.van.steenpaal: you want to play a game with me?
  4. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Eh, not really in the mood to play a game.
  5. teun.van.steenpaal: ooh thats cool
  6. teun.van.steenpaal: gotta do some home work to so
  7. teun.van.steenpaal: tel me whene you are ;)
  8. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Sooo who are you anyways?
  9. teun.van.steenpaal: oh i just add random people so i got someone to play games with
  10. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Ah I sees. Well I don't really play games.
  11. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: It's against my religion.
  12. teun.van.steenpaal: huh?
  13. teun.van.steenpaal: uld you explain why
  14. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: My parents don't believe in games. They believe they are made by the devil.
  15. teun.van.steenpaal: you are kidding right?
  16. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Every time I play them and get caught they strip me naked and beat me with the branches from out willow tree..
  17. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Fraid not.
  18. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: They are home right now. So I can't.
  19. teun.van.steenpaal: find this hard to belif but oke
  20. teun.van.steenpaal: WOW
  21. teun.van.steenpaal: you account has a damn lot of games
  22. teun.van.steenpaal: for one that has parents that think the devil made them
  23. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: I guess?
  24. teun.van.steenpaal: i love the jokes in portal 2
  25. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: They are okay.
  26. teun.van.steenpaal: what is Garry's mod i know the game but what is it you need to do
  27. teun.van.steenpaal: does it have a story line?
  28. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Nope.
  29. teun.van.steenpaal: my parents won't let me buy games eather
  30. teun.van.steenpaal: they can see my bank account
  31. teun.van.steenpaal: but it's cool i think...
  32. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: That sucks.
  33. teun.van.steenpaal: eah it does
  34. teun.van.steenpaal: i wanted to buy Border Lands 2 whene it was on sell in authom sells
  35. teun.van.steenpaal: but my parents wouldn t let me
  36. teun.van.steenpaal: -_-
  37. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Aw that's a shame.
  38. teun.van.steenpaal: yeah
  39. teun.van.steenpaal: litle i can do about it
  40. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Yea. :/
  41. teun.van.steenpaal: how come you got so maney games if your parents forbid you to play them
  42. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Can buy but not play them. They hate money they believe they are satans minions and makes people bad. So they don't mind me doing as I wish with it.
  43. teun.van.steenpaal: sounds like you are pritty rich
  44. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Not really. Have some money.
  45. teun.van.steenpaal: and 292 steam games :D
  46. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Meh, I see a lot of people with more. Most of mind is bundle crap.
  47. teun.van.steenpaal: if just got 2 games :(
  48. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: aw
  49. teun.van.steenpaal is now Offline.
  50. teun.van.steenpaal is now Online.
  51. teun.van.steenpaal: back
  52. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Okayz :)
  53. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: That sucks so little gamez
  54. teun.van.steenpaal: yeah
  55. teun.van.steenpaal: realy wanna buy something but they wil see it on my bank acount i did
  56. teun.van.steenpaal: :/
  57. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Damn that sucks :/
  58. teun.van.steenpaal: yeah
  59. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: do it anyways :p
  60. teun.van.steenpaal: i tryed but it is like they can smel it
  61. teun.van.steenpaal: i was doing it and BAM my door opened
  62. teun.van.steenpaal: and there was my mom
  63. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: well xmas is soon maybe then they will
  64. teun.van.steenpaal: yeah
  65. teun.van.steenpaal: i hope
  66. teun.van.steenpaal: coooll
  67. teun.van.steenpaal: you got left4dead 2 O_o
  68. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: yepz
  69. teun.van.steenpaal: why hafn't you played it yet?
  70. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Playing a zombie game with my parents around? I'd rather not lose my pinky. Father chopped my sisters pinky right off for playing a zombie game at her friends house.
  71. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Zombies work with the devil.
  72. teun.van.steenpaal: that's true
  73. teun.van.steenpaal: well atleas you've got games
  74. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: I guess :p
  75. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: I'm sure you will get some in the future as well.
  76. teun.van.steenpaal: let's hope
  77. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: :) Don't see why ya wouldn't.
  78. teun.van.steenpaal: yeah
  79. teun.van.steenpaal: but i am just 14 so that wil take a looooong time : /
  80. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Aww :/ I sees.
  81. teun.van.steenpaal: how old are you?
  82. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: 20
  83. teun.van.steenpaal: aaah nice
  84. teun.van.steenpaal: do what you want and soon you'le be out of home
  85. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: yea :p
  86. teun.van.steenpaal: maybe
  87. teun.van.steenpaal: ...
  88. teun.van.steenpaal: you would be so kind to gift me a game? :D
  89. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: gift you a game?
  90. teun.van.steenpaal: naa forget it, it wouldn t happen anyway
  91. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Hmmmm okay :)
  92. teun.van.steenpaal: right?
  93. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Buttt you gotta do something for me :)
  94. teun.van.steenpaal: hmmmm okay like in: yes i wil gift you or no sorry
  95. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: I willl gift you it :P)
  96. teun.van.steenpaal: REALY!
  97. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Yea :D
  98. teun.van.steenpaal: h thats awesome thanksss
  99. teun.van.steenpaal: can i pick a game or wil you chose?
  100. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Ummm you can pick since I haven't bought it yet.
  101. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: But you still gotta do me a favor first.
  102. teun.van.steenpaal: i would realy like to have Border Lands 2
  103. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Okay. :)
  104. teun.van.steenpaal: thanksss so much
  105. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: I'll go to GOG and buy a key right now.
  106. teun.van.steenpaal: thanks i ow you
  107. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: While I do that, I need you to do me a favor.
  108. teun.van.steenpaal: oke
  109. teun.van.steenpaal: tel me
  110. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Me and my friend are making a clan of people with all of the same name. And I need you to change your name to something for me.
  111. teun.van.steenpaal: tel me what
  112. teun.van.steenpaal: ?
  113. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Put your name to "im SOFU king we t4rted"
  114. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: It's a silly thing our clan is doing. We getting all the members to do it.
  115. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Not very big only 10 members atm.
  116. teun.van.steenpaal: oke
  117. teun.van.steenpaal has changed their name to im SOFU king we t4rted.
  118. im SOFU king we t4rted: done
  119. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Okay. Just give me a second. Just putting in the billing info right now.
  120. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Anddddd purchased!
  121. im SOFU king we t4rted: where do i input the code
  122. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Go to games and active a product
  123. im SOFU king we t4rted: oke
  124. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: and a pop up thing wil happen
  125. im SOFU king we t4rted: give me the code
  126. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: alrighty :)
  127. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Here ya go
  128. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Y0uR3-AhUG3-F4G3T
  129. im SOFU king we t4rted: -_- thanks
  130. im SOFU king we t4rted: gotta admid it was to good to be true right
  131. im SOFU king we t4rted has changed their name to uberloldude.
  132. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: The key didn't work? Sorry man.
  133. uberloldude: u got me good bro
  134. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: http://steamcommunity.com/id/TsundereKanojo/ and http://steamcommunity.com/id/cxiong93/ are two friends of mine who are really generous people. Maybe they will give you a game. They gave me quite a few.
  135. uberloldude: i can see the code says "you're a huge fagot" pritty good joke
  136. uberloldude: for real this time
  137. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Yep. They gave me like half my games. No clue why.
  138. uberloldude: did you just add them and asked them for a game?
  139. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: I don't give games. Generousity is frowned upon in my family because only people with evil devil intentions do it.
  140. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Yep!
  141. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: And they were more then willing.
  142. uberloldude: realy
  143. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: Yea. They are probably the devils minions.
  144. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: It's why I deleted them off my friends list. They kept giving me stuff and I thought it was the devil trying to corrupt me trying to make me play games.
  145. uberloldude: please don't fool me again oke
  146. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: They will give you shit, but I won't because I'm not a devil minion like them.
  147. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: And I don't associate with people who get games from devil minions. So goodbye so fucking retarded dude.
  148. xXx420Hideo-ChanXBLUNTSMOKERxXx: God will shun you for playing games you fucking demon!
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