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- >Be LuchAnonymous
- >You have no clue how you ended up in this land of magic and sentient ponies.
- >The last thing you remember was storming a store front with your ostriches.
- >No sooner had you crossed the threshold into the store had you appeared hear.
- >Luckily your ostriches came with you so you could continue your raids even here.
- >It has been...3 months since your arrival and you are preparing your biggest and most daring raid yet on these ponies.
- >Attacking the Summer Sun Celebration and kidnapping Princess Celestia.
- >You have planned this raid down to the very last detail.
- >Right now you are lying at the top of a hill overlooking the little pony festival as you watch through a pair of binoculars.
- >The time has almost come to begin as Celestia approaches the podium.
- >With a sigh to calm your nerves, you glance to your left where your most trust ostrich, Quetzalcoatl.
- "Hoy nos roban las el sol," you tell the large flightless bird before kissing the top of its head.
- >Quetzalcoatl responds with a squawk as you turn your attention back to subject at hand.
- >Celestia has begun her rise into the sky, the sun rising with her.
- >Perfect.
- >With a loud whistle, 42 ostriches storm over the crest of the hill and rush the festival.
- >The scene quickly delves into chaos as ponies scream and flee from the birds nearly three times their own size.
- >The royal guard tries valiantly to fight back, but the ostriches are too much.
- >Even the ponies you recognize as the Elements of Harmony join the fray.
- >The ostriches are under orders to not kill, though hurting is perfectly fine.
- >As Celestia descends back towards the ground to see what the ruckus is about, you choose now to join.
- >Jumping up, you race towards the podium.
- "What is going on he-" She barely has time to question the scene as you tackle her from behind.
- >You quickly wrap an arm around her neck, pressing into her trachea and cutting off her air supply.
- >In a panic her horn and eyes begin to glow with the full intensity of the sun she commands.
- >Even though you close your eyes and turn your head away, you can still feel the heat pouring from her horn.
- >Despite this you continue on until she goes limp in your arms.
- >You quickly check to see if she is in fact unconscious be lifting her and slinging her over your right shoulder.
- >With another whistle, your ostriches break off combat and follow you as you race back up the hill.
- >For a moment, you look back and see the Royal Guardsponies chasing after you and the ostriches.
- >You also see a dumbstruck purple pony staring up at you from the podium.
- >Smiling, you turn and run after your ostriches.
- >The Royal Guards chase you and your ostriches all the way to the Everfree Forest, but cease pursuit shortly after as they lose track of you.
- >Be Twilight Sparkle.
- >You stand dumbstruck on the podium that Princess Celestia had stood on moments ago.
- >The day had gone perfectly, everything planned out so well.
- >But even you couldn't have planned for an attack by LuchAnonymous and his ostriches.
- >While he'd be a nuisance lately, no one had suspected the masked human had the gall to actually attack the Summer Sun Celebration and kidnap Princess Celestia.
- "Hey! Twilight!" You hear Rainbow Dash call out as she nudges you. "We gotta go after them!"
- >Shaking yourself out of your stupor, you look at the other Elements sternly.
- "No, we need to get the Elements of Harmony first before we pursue LuchAnon."
- >With that you take off back towards Ponyville as fast as your legs could carry you.
- "Twi, where are ya goin'?" You hear Applejack question as they follow. "The library's on the other side of Ponyville."
- "You girls get you Elements and meet me there. I need to go find someone right now first!"
- >You can sense their confusion but you hear them go off to get their individual Elements.
- >Nearing the far outskirts of Ponyville, you see the residence of the one being that could fight LuchAnonymous.
- >It wasn't hard to know it was the right place.
- >The flagpole on the front lawn and the giant red, white, and blue flag that seemed to be inexplicably waving in the wind even with no wind made the households
- occupent obvious.
- "AmericAnonymous," You breath while trotting up to the front door and knocking.
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