A fucking interracial revvelation

[22:58] <voltaireMortis> ==START==
[22:58] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hey!
[22:58] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you there!
[22:58] <voltaireMortis> VM: Great, you again
[22:59] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yeah?
[22:59] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i met another troll!
[22:59] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and guess what?
[22:59] <chaturangaCaller> CC: they also talked about horns!
[22:59] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but ive come to quiz you!
[22:59] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwoww
[22:59] <voltaireMortis> VM: You met another troll
[23:00] <voltaireMortis> :VM: Fucking congratulations
[23:00] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hey they were nice! :P
[23:00] <chaturangaCaller> CC: im assuming you both live together or something!
[23:00] <chaturangaCaller> CC: considering you seem to share some culture or something!
[23:00] <voltaireMortis> VM: No?
[23:01] <chaturangaCaller> CC: jydbec?
[23:01] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i couldn't see their chumhandle because of the weird glitchy stuff!
[23:01] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but yeah!
[23:01] <voltaireMortis> VM: Ah shit
[23:01] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i think! she's a girl? they just mentioned making and wearing dresses
[23:01] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but i dont want to be presumptious!
[23:01] <voltaireMortis> VM: You may wwant to avvoid her
[23:02] <chaturangaCaller> CC: why? she was nice!
[23:02] <chaturangaCaller> CC: so you do know her!
[23:02] <voltaireMortis> VM: She has something of a penchant for making her "dresses" out of skin
[23:03] <voltaireMortis> VM: Sadly she's not all that far awway from my hivve
[23:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: haha! oh come on!
[23:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: wait so you both have lususes right?
[23:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: assuming you're like her
[23:03] <voltaireMortis> VM: Her fucking gravvefeatherbeast's loud enough to hear from here sometimes
[23:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yeah yeah yeah! a crow!
[23:04] <chaturangaCaller> CC: unless this is well coordinated! you do live together!
[23:04] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yeah and I guess you havve "parents" or wwhatevver
[23:04] <chaturangaCaller> CC: haha! um! nope!
[23:04] <chaturangaCaller> CC: haha!
[23:04] <chaturangaCaller> CC: they're gone!
[23:04] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i used to live with my cousin!
[23:04] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhat's his face, the other guy said he did
[23:05] <chaturangaCaller> CC: well yeah SOME kids have parents
[23:05] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but i was told mine were gone
[23:05] <voltaireMortis> VM: Isn't that wwhat you call lusii in Europe?
[23:05] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhat's a cousin?
[23:05] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i dont live in europe but i dont think so?
[23:05] <chaturangaCaller> CC: a cousin!
[23:05] <chaturangaCaller> CC: its like
[23:05] <chaturangaCaller> CC: your parent has a sibling and they have a child
[23:05] <voltaireMortis> VM: I swwear to Jegus if you give me the same crap AA did...
[23:05] <chaturangaCaller> CC: that child is your cousin!
[23:06] <chaturangaCaller> CC: =:P
[23:06] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhy wwould you care if your lusus has a sibling?
[23:06] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhat bearing does that have on you?
[23:07] <chaturangaCaller> CC: because my cousin is cool!
[23:07] <chaturangaCaller> CC: he trained me to hunt and thought i was going to grow up to become a hero!
[23:07] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhat is he like a seabeast? Or some northern-y beast?
[23:08] <chaturangaCaller> CC: um! hes like
[23:08] <chaturangaCaller> CC: me
[23:08] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but like a guy! and a few years older!
[23:08] <voltaireMortis> VM: Like you howw? Annoying?
[23:08] <chaturangaCaller> CC: no!
[23:08] <chaturangaCaller> CC: cmon!
[23:08] <chaturangaCaller> CC: he was just you know
[23:08] <chaturangaCaller> CC: like a normal human!
[23:08] <chaturangaCaller> CC: not a crow!
[23:09] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay you fucking lost me again
[23:09] <voltaireMortis> VM: Human?
[23:09] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ...yeah?
[23:09] <chaturangaCaller> CC: haha
[23:09] <voltaireMortis> VM: And my lusus isn't a fucking croww btww
[23:09] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you dont know what a human is??
[23:09] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yeah, fuck is it?
[23:09] <voltaireMortis> VM: European beast?
[23:10] <chaturangaCaller> CC: haha! wait! like, your an alien?
[23:10] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhat?
[23:10] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you and jydbec!
[23:10] <voltaireMortis> VM: Is this another fucking trolling?
[23:11] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yeah wwe're fucking trolls
[23:11] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you talk about these things called lususes!
[23:11] <chaturangaCaller> CC: what?
[23:11] <chaturangaCaller> CC: is like
[23:11] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yeah and you call lusi parents
[23:11] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i know your a troll, we have those too
[23:12] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay
[23:12] <voltaireMortis> VM: So assuming I believve you at this point
[23:12] <voltaireMortis> VM: And you're not a troll
[23:12] <voltaireMortis> VM: Fuck are you human?
[23:12] <chaturangaCaller> CC: im not trolling you!
[23:12] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i dont do tht!
[23:12] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yes im human!
[23:13] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay, so wwhat the fuck is that?
[23:13] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ok so maybe this is some elaborate trolling scheme you and jydbec did
[23:13] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hang on, let me take a picture!
[23:13] <voltaireMortis> VM: Jydbec lacks the clarity to troll properly
[23:14] <chaturangaCaller> chaturangaCaller sent a file: hiTroll.png
[23:14] <chaturangaCaller> ((http://imgur.com/a/wla8l))
[23:14] <chaturangaCaller> ((I might make a few changes later on))
[23:15] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay
[23:15] <voltaireMortis> VM: Soooo
[23:16] <voltaireMortis> VM: You're not a troll then...
[23:16] <chaturangaCaller> ((the picture is taken in a room littered with clothing, and a window shows a wide expanse of a forest. the room must be high up))
[23:16] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i keep telling you im not trolling you!
[23:16] <chaturangaCaller> CC: if i were trolling you id be making fun of you
[23:17] <chaturangaCaller> CC: at least thats how i know it!
[23:17] <voltaireMortis> VM: No no, I get that noww
[23:17] <voltaireMortis> VM: Err yeah
[23:17] <voltaireMortis> VM: Definitely don't look like a troll
[23:18] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ok ok!
[23:18] <chaturangaCaller> CC: so this weird glitch has made us able to talk to aliens!
[23:18] <voltaireMortis> VM: Er, huh
[23:18] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yes
[23:19] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hehe! what kind of alien are you then!
[23:19] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay sorry, kinda surprised to be talking to an alien
[23:20] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yeah, er, I am a Troll
[23:20] <voltaireMortis> VM: The species, not someone wwho trolls other people
[23:20] <chaturangaCaller> CC: man thats exciting!
[23:20] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ok i think i get that now
[23:20] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and jydbec is also a troll
[23:21] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yeah
[23:21] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you have to tell me all about your culture!
[23:21] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i love this sort of history!
[23:21] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay kinda understanding all the differences noww. Europe is a place in your wworld then
[23:21] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwith castles...
[23:22] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yeah!
[23:22] <chaturangaCaller> CC: well like
[23:22] <voltaireMortis> VM: Sorry still kinda parsing this info
[23:22] <chaturangaCaller> CC: it used to have WAY more castles
[23:22] <chaturangaCaller> CC: now its got tall office buildings and cars and stuff
[23:22] <chaturangaCaller> CC: thats from a really old time!
[23:23] <chaturangaCaller> CC: there were wizards and knights
[23:23] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and chess
[23:23] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hey wait your civilisation also has chess!
[23:23] <voltaireMortis> VM: First, stop talking about chess, Secondly, is magic real in Europe?
[23:24] <chaturangaCaller> CC: well! probably not :(
[23:24] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i just like reading about all the magic stuff that presumably happened!
[23:25] <voltaireMortis> VM: Presumably?
[23:25] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yeah!
[23:25] <chaturangaCaller> CC: well, its dubious
[23:25] <chaturangaCaller> CC: historically speaking
[23:25] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but so much of history has to be so CERTAIN and BORING
[23:26] <chaturangaCaller> CC: of ours anyways
[23:26] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell history is kind of certain
[23:26] <voltaireMortis> VM: It's wwhat happened, duh
[23:26] <chaturangaCaller> CC: bluh! yeah, i know
[23:27] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but its POSSIBLE wizards existed and were just super sneaky about it!
[23:27] <chaturangaCaller> CC: this book i just finished reading
[23:27] <chaturangaCaller> CC: um
[23:27] <chaturangaCaller> CC: well its kind of a controversial book
[23:27] <chaturangaCaller> CC: its about this guy who was really mean
[23:27] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but apparently he performed dark rituals!
[23:27] <chaturangaCaller> CC: as well as the mean stuff he did!
[23:28] <voltaireMortis> VM: Dark rituals you say?
[23:28] <chaturangaCaller> CC: he would find like, virgins
[23:28] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and kill them!
[23:28] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and then he would be able to like
[23:29] <chaturangaCaller> CC: well they had to be of a certain nationality
[23:29] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and then it'd help him find the uh
[23:29] <chaturangaCaller> CC: um
[23:29] <chaturangaCaller> CC: really i shouldn't be introducing our cullture like this! tbh i regret owning that book
[23:29] <chaturangaCaller> CC: it sort of looks bad on my character!
[23:30] <voltaireMortis> VM: Ahh okay right so that reminds me, when I say caste, you don't knoww wwhat I meant.
[23:30] <voltaireMortis> VM: Right?
[23:30] <chaturangaCaller> CC: nope!
[23:31] <chaturangaCaller> CC: its not a human thing
[23:31] <chaturangaCaller> CC: its a word but not applicable to me!
[23:32] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay, right so; wwith Trolls our society is built around a caste system based on the colour of our blood.
[23:33] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oh! really?
[23:33] <chaturangaCaller> CC: thats cool!
[23:33] <chaturangaCaller> CC: so what colour are you?
[23:34] <voltaireMortis> VM: At the bottom of the caste in burgundy, then bronze, then yellow, then lime
[23:35] <voltaireMortis> VM: These tend to be called the loww bloods, kind of a derivvativve name though
[23:36] <voltaireMortis> VM: Then there are the olive and jade bloods
[23:36] <voltaireMortis> VM: More middle class-y bloods
[23:37] <voltaireMortis> VM: Then comes teal blood, cerulean, and indigo
[23:37] <voltaireMortis> VM: High bloods
[23:38] <voltaireMortis> VM: The last "tier" are the royal blood, purple, vviolet and fuchsia
[23:39] <voltaireMortis> VM: I am a vviolet blood since you asked
[23:39] <chaturangaCaller> CC: cool!
[23:39] <chaturangaCaller> CC: so youre pretty high up in the castes?
[23:40] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yeah, there's only ever twwo fuchsiabloods at any givven time
[23:40] <voltaireMortis> VM: So pretty high, yeah
[23:40] <chaturangaCaller> CC: so then what colour is jydbec?
[23:41] <voltaireMortis> VM: You really shouldn't be so interested in her
[23:41] <voltaireMortis> VM: She's not exactly all together
[23:42] <voltaireMortis> VM: And some Trolls are not all that together at all
[23:42] <chaturangaCaller> CC: pff she was cool! she was just kinda silly and nice
[23:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: she said that horns come from the horn fairy who lives on a mountain building a ship to the moon!
[23:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and that she was a vampire!
[23:43] <voltaireMortis> VM: She's fucking insane and wwould skin you if she got the chance
[23:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: what! comon, thats being a bit drastic
[23:44] <voltaireMortis> VM: Just leavve her be. Seriously.
[23:44] <chaturangaCaller> CC: bluh! but were friends now!
[23:44] <chaturangaCaller> CC: she seemed like she could use one!
[23:45] <voltaireMortis> VM: It sounds like she wwas just spewwing madness at you. Real friendly. Besides she has plenty of friends in her skin manikins
[23:45] <voltaireMortis> VM: No fucking joke
[23:46] <voltaireMortis> VM: I get the feeling that "humans" aren't really used to skinning other "humans"
[23:46] <chaturangaCaller> CC: no! thats pretty awful by our standards!
[23:46] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but
[23:46] <chaturangaCaller> CC: she didnt
[23:46] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you probably just interpreted her wrong! i think shes just joking aroun!
[23:47] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay, yeah it's not exactly uncommon here, but you usually do it to people you REALLY don't like
[23:47] <voltaireMortis> VM: Not just evveryone nearby
[23:48] <chaturangaCaller> CC: well i think shes lovely!
[23:49] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but we shouldnt talk about her
[23:49] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhelp I fucking tried
[23:49] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i actually had better go, im getting hungry
[23:49] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and it always takes me forever to catch breakfast
[23:49] <chaturangaCaller> CC: butbut! it was great talking to you about troll culture!
[23:49] <voltaireMortis> VM: Alright, that wwas a lot more sane than last time
[23:49] <chaturangaCaller> CC: lets do this again! i want to learn all about it!
[23:50] <voltaireMortis> VM: And it wwasn't too painful for me either
[23:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: alright, cya later!
[23:50] <chaturangaCaller> chaturangaCaller has ceased pestering voltaireMortis
[23:50] <chaturangaCaller> ==END==