I'm Not Sorry

Signs of Life Character App
Name: Richard Auphile III
Potential roster: Legendary Swanna, a gold Bronzong, a Spinda that naturally has a bunch of $ signs in its coloration, an Old Amber he never restored because he misunderstood and thought the amber was the Pact Beast itself...it has actually won a battle

1. State your character's general concept, in terms of their intended playstyle and what it is that the're trying to accomplish.

To accumulate as much wealth as possible to the detriment of the rest of the world. His playstyle involves thievery and picking change up off the ground or out of fountains.

2. What's your character's home like? What made them stand out to be scouted as EGGs? Were they glad to be able to leave home to serve the League, or do they get homesick and have to come back every now and then?

An opulent manor that was formerly the seat of parliament of Saxton, which was purchased in its entirety by his predecessors. The country that is. He owns Saxton. Outside of his wealth and inhuman mediocrity, there is nothing extraordinary about him that would interest the EGGs, but because he literally funds the entire operation, he was granted membership as a way to placate him after a particularly irrational temper tantrum. He often returns home to swim in his money pit.

3. What's the most important thing to your character that they've lost in their life? It could be a person, an opportunity, a philosophy, anything.

As a child, he was once scammed out of his weekly allowance by his classmates, who had formed a juvenile gambling ring. He decided he would never lose another penny. He has, however. Many times. He is a terrible businessman, but he has enough money that it's irrelevant.

4. What legendary does your character have? The legal legendaries are most Trios, mascot characters, (ie Mew or Jirachi), and other more "minor" legendaries. If you're unsure if a legendary is legal, ask me. What Concept does this Pact Beast represent? (Legendaries will have a single Aura, which will have effects based on this Concept. Don't worry about confining them to the ones in Blessed and the Damned) In the process of bonding with this Conceptual Pact Beast, what kind of trial did they have to overcome? (Be creative. A test of character of some sort related to the Concept is preferable to a straight trial by combat.) Despite the previous oneshot, all the legendaries are still open for use, just make sure you fluff the legend differently and have them embody a different concept. Fakemon are okay, as are especially snowflakey variants of non-legends.

Legendary: Screwed McFuck, the Swanna of Avarice
Concept: Capitalism
Trial: Richard, money arranged in a roughly human-shaped sack, and sensual music.

5. What does your character hate? If they don't truly hate anything, why? Can they stay calm around it? What does your character find most satisfying to do? Do they have any hobbies?

He hates virtually everything that isn't money or shiny. His shoes have coins literally glued to the soles so he can walk on money. To cope with things that are not money or don't look expensive, he retreats into his own magical world and treats life as some manner of board game built around buying up properties and randomly making and losing money.

6. How did your character bond with their first Pact Beast? Do they still use that Pact Beast, or was the Pact dissolved? Did that relationship mean anything for that character?

He bought a majestic Persian. With money. Which if you haven't figured out by now he has a lot of. He is also a notorious hoarder, so he has not dissolved the Pact. In fact, he has over 20 Persians. Specifically, 21. There isn't even anything remarkable about them other than the fact that they have collectively used Pay Day so many times it has caused considerable inflation affecting the value of the Saxtonian dollar. He calls them his Meowney Makers. And he laughs every time he says it. Which is frequently.

7. What does your character see themselves trying to accomplish in the future? How does that tie in to their work as EGGs right now? Does your character believe in destiny?

He wishes to one day literally own the planet. And frankly he doesn't care if he's egregiously impacted its value or sustainability by the time he's done it. To that end, he sucks so much money out of the EGGs that it has seriously impacted their ability to properly equip and care for the actual agents they field.

8. Pick a song that resonates with your character, preferably something you can link on youtube or whatnot. Why does it resonate? Don't worry about it being an outright defining "theme", it doesn't have to be that strong.

Literally just the word "Money" chanted over and over ominously in a monotonous tone and slow pace with no variations literally ever in a way no human should ever be physically capable of doing.

9. List any expectations you have for this oneshot SHORT CAMPAIGN, any input you want to give on the setting, and other general things here.

No handouts