roger loses his shit (arc v spoilers) from reddit

by NepgearBestWaifu
[–]NepgearBestWaifu 77 points 1 day ago

"Hi, I'm miss Fonda Fontaines and I'll be your nurse for this anger management session. Now, Mr Roger, would you please tell me what it is that angers yo-"

"I HAD THIS ENTIRE KEIKAKU PLANNED OUT, AND IT WOULD ALL BE DOORI IF IT WASNT FOR THAT FUCKING MASO-BITCH SERGEY SCREWING ME OVER IN THE ASS LIKE I WAS THAT FUCKING YUZU!!!!!! THAT LITTLE SLUT STARTS TALKING ABOUT "EGAO" AND "KOKORO" AND ALL THAT FUCKING SHIT, AND I STAND THERE BEING SMUG, BUT THEN THAT FUCKING SERGEY-FUCKER STARTS ERRORING AND JUST IGNORES THE FUCKING ACTION CARDS LIKE A FUCKING DUMBASS SEARCHING FOR THE KEYS HE HAS IN HIS POCKETS!!!!!

I MEAN FUCKING COME ON!!! HE IS WORSE THAN THAT FUSION BITCH SERENA WHEN I GAVE HER A CLEAR PATH TO VICTORY AGAINST THAT FUSION-FAGGOT BY GIVING HER ALL THE ACTION CARDS FOR DAYZ, AND THEN SHE JUST STRAIGHT UP IGNORES THEM, BECAUSE OF HER BULLSHIT PRIDE!!!

AND THEN THOSE BLUE-FUCKERS FROM THE ACADEMY COMES AND INVADES US LIKE FUCKING VIETNAM, AND THAT PURPLE CABBAGE FAGGOT YURI COMES TO FUCK THINGS UP EVEN MORE!!!!!!! AND NOT ONLY THAT- not only that, BUT THAT FUCKING BARRET-FAGGOT COMES AND TAKES AWAY SERENA WHEN SHE WAS DRUGGED AND SMOKING HOT!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE TRIED TO GET INSIDE HER PANTS???? GIVING HER THE BEST PRISON CELL, MAKING HER THE STAR OF HOPE FOR THE COMMONS BUT THEN THAT BANANA-FUCKER COMES AND SEND HER TO THE UNDERGROUND FACILITY, AND THOSE OBELISK-CUNTS TAKE HER TO THEIR SEX DUNGEON!!!!

AND SERGEY... fucking Sergey GOES AND BECOMES THIRSTY FOR JACK ATLAS' DICK!!! MOANING "UTSUKUSHI" LIKE A BITCH IN HEAT, AND THEN SUICIDED HIMSELF!!! WHICH IS GOOD, CAUSE I WOULD HAVE GIVEN THAT CYBORG-SLUT A FATE WORSE THAN THE FUCKING ZERO REVEEEEEEEEEERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hm, I see, interesting..."