pog scp

22:14	Roget	Guys
22:14	ch00bakka	Roget.
22:14	Roget	what would a pog scp do
22:14	ch00bakka	Uh
22:14	ch00bakka	Pog the pogs to pog poggy pog
22:15	Hidenozuke	Magnus, I hope you've got a milk bag or something
22:15	Cezar	Yes. That.
22:15	ch00bakka	Randomly convert words in its description to "pog"
22:15		*** Dexanote quit (Quit: bbl)
22:15	Hidenozuke	Because the toilet might not be able to handle it
22:15	Magnus	Hidenozuke: I'll be fine.  I'll put down the serfs as they deserve.
22:15	Magnus	let my stomach eat cake!  (hurr hurr)
22:15	Roget	Nah
22:15	Roget	I was thinking it could turn possesions into pog themed versions
22:16	Roget	like, a lamp is a pog with a picture of the lamp
22:16		Shoe watches a Hellboy cartoon.
22:16	Shoe	hey - who do you guys think should play Lobster Johnson?
22:16		*** dear_arch quit (Quit: I want to go eat hawt pawkets)
22:17	ch00bakka	Roget: maybe the affected people don't notice and treat the object like it was the actual thing
22:17	ch00bakka	And maybe that works for them.
22:17	Roget	yes
22:17	odocoileus	...... you guys never really played pogs....you guys are forgetting the slammers those could be an scp
22:17	Roget	so there could be a guy living with a pile of pogs
22:17	Roget	thinking he is in a mansion
22:17	ch00bakka	Like, a guys is cruising down the street at 60 mph in a pog.
22:17	Roget	hahahahahaha
22:17	ch00bakka	*guy
22:18	Cezar	I lol'd at all this.
22:18	Roget	thats what I shall write
22:18	Roget	what are slammers
22:18	ch00bakka	Pog gun
22:18	Cezar	Pog dog
22:18	ch00bakka	Shoots pogs as bullets
22:18	Slate	POG SO HARD
22:18	Magnus	Slammers cause seismic events.
22:18	odocoileus	pog frog?
22:18	Roget	hahaha yesss
22:18	ch00bakka	But as soon as the pogs touch an unaffected person, the effects stop
22:19	Roget	yessss
22:19	Roget	there can be like, 9 sets of affected pogs
22:19	ch00bakka	So a guys shoots a pog bullet using a pog gun but it just bounces off whoever he shoots it at
22:19	Roget	that spread
22:19	Magnus	well yeah.  It's a pog.
22:19	Roget	someone save this for me in a pastebin
22:19	ch00bakka	Unless they're also affected, and then it acts like a normal bullet

(ch00bakka) Pog phone. Can call normal phones.

dog pog poops dog poop pogs that are smelly to affected people

(ch00bakka) Normal pots can be affected, making them act like whatever's on them in the presence of an affected subject.

(ch00bakka) Pog with a dog acts like a dog around an affected person.

power ranger pog fights crime, bart simpson pog stirs trouble

It wasn't me! The pog did it!

eats and poops pogs



the scp is a super rare set of pogs that spreads the effect by topuching the guy, who then sees pogs as real items and real items turn into pogs when he interacts with them. the sets are super rare, so the foundation watches ebay and the collectors to see if any of them become affected.

(ch00bakka) They only affect someone who touches them

then they spread as the person plays games with their affected pogs and they go into new collections