azure/zb john/rose/jade/dave boobprank/boobexpansion/silly

zoosmellbooblord: i have to say i imagine this being a joint prank.
zoosmellbooblord: jade slowly increasing the size of rose's boobs and rose pretending she has no idea what anyone is talking about.

azureangelic: looking at john like hes babbling about ghosts and crossing her arms beneath her absolutely monumental, shirt-raising, bra-overflowing chest like she doesnt have a small girls worth of weight spread between her heaving bosom's round, soft masses

zoosmellbooblord: her shirt couldn't even be called a shirt by this point.
azureangelic: really its just a piece of fabric thats squeezing her shoulders and dangling in front of her, barely enough to cover her rack but still showing off some succulent underboob thanks to her bra being reduced to a thinly-stretched ribbon around the epicenter of her bust, and dangling not even close to low enough to hide her midriff
zoosmellbooblord: and john can swear it's still getting bigger. she was NOT that big earlier.

azureangelic: she just sighs and rolls her eyes, shrugging and asking if theres anything he isnt telling her, and using her years of experience of stone-cold stoicism to completely ignore the audible snapping of part of her bra and the fact that john is most definitely seeing some of that pale, round underboob skin

zoosmellbooblord: and thats about as much of that as he can take. he points out, that she's practically topless! her bra almost shot off and smacked him in the face. it's pretty obvious that she's been growing all day and that she's still growing! how is this something she's so casual about?

zoosmellbooblord: meanwhile, jade is trying not to crack up. dave is in on the joke, too, and has promised to act as cool as he can about whatever size rose blows up to.

azureangelic: dave is just playing his video game and casually asks john to check out his dorito dudes sweet kickflip into a tanker trunk's glitchy exterior, and poor john is about to explode at him when he looks back at rose and oh god shes doing the thing where she raises her arms behind her head and hes just staring at her bare arms and fully exposed midriff and those massive barely-sagging pert flawlessly-smoothing and round and bulging tits, the upper halves covered in skintight white t-shirt and horribly stretched-out purple skull that he can clearly see her incredible, bra-destroying muffining through, and the bottom halves just hanging out and practically daring him to ogle her soft skin and jugs that sway almost ridiculously the moment she so much as turns her head

zoosmellbooblord: she can't really cross her arms under them anymore, so she just slowly, very slowly crosses them over their tops sighing again at how he just seems so flustered over absolutely nothing. John flips out because he can't seem to understand why everyone is treating this like it's no big deal!? what if it's dangerous or she's having some kind of allergic reaction!? what if she doesn't stop growing!? dave just looks up rose and then back at john and casually comments about how it's not cool to call someone fat, come on john, she's just a little bit pudgey, don't make fun of her.

azureangelic: "He's right, John. Just because I've been snacking a bit doesn't mean you can insuinate a lady is deathly swollen."
azureangelic: she just pinches a bit of her tummy, hands vanishing beneath her chest from her point of view, and gives him an almost-convincingly hurt look

zoosmellbooblord: "you can't even see your stomach!" dave raises an eyebrow at him, asks him if he's okay and then tells him maybe he should go lie down or something. jade walks in at about that time and takes a seat on the couch. john decides that it's a good time to see if jade is seeing this, too, but he doesn't even get a word out when he notices that the same damn thing is happening to her.

azureangelic: john just sort of makes halfhearted whining noises from his throat as he watched jade point out a poorly-placed powerup dave's virtual dudebro avatar missed, the motion causing her wobbly waterballoon bust to jiggle and bounce in her lap and almost bump the controll from his hand, not that he shows any sort of reaction

zoosmellbooblord: dave's trained at this. rose says john probably should go lie down. or take a cold shower so that he can calm down a bit. this might be the working of some sort of overly strong libido.
zoosmellbooblord: john can't argue and just leaves to get away from things.

azureangelic: as soon as hes out of earshot jade bursts out laughing, rose smirks and leans her chest on the couch for support and dave just shakes his head and says these girls are fucking nuts

zoosmellbooblord: that's not the best part, though. for the best part, jade says she's going to need dave to be okay with having his own boobs.
azureangelic: dave just sort of stops and stares at her and his poor inocent sk8rboi crashes through a flight of stairs and slowly sinks into the endless void beneath detroit in sad, amusing slow-motion
zoosmellbooblord: rose probably just has the barest hint of teeth showing in her grin.

zoosmellbooblord: assuming dave finally agrees, the next thing they hear is a shout from john as he comes running down the stairs, newly showered and sporting a pair of head sized breasts of his own. he demands to know what the hell is going on and then he sees dave, who is sporting the same thing, but manages to keep the stoic look all the same.
zoosmellbooblord: john gives up and lies down.

azureangelic: for bonus points jade just puts a bow on daves head
azureangelic: just a little christmas present bow with a staple stuck to it

zoosmellbooblord: john's just convinced he's lost his mind. his sexual repression has revealed itself in the form of imagining everything with huge boobs.
zoosmellbooblord: even himself.

azureangelic: he flops on the ground and just lies there rolling back and forth and moaning confusedly and dave tells him to try not to be too distracting hes going for the legendary Unobtainable Dorito Pack and he needs pixel-perfect concentration

zoosmellbooblord: vriska actually got in on this, too, with the promise from jade that she'd permanently give vriska a boost if she put john to sleep long enough for jade to shrink everyone back down. she never specified how much of a boost, though and it's only one cup size, but whatever, vriska will take what she can get. john wakes up to find eveyone is back to normal, himself included. it was all a nightmare. that is, until that night when rose decides she wants to get frisky with an added bonus from jade.
azureangelic: johns face is like that of a kid who discovered santa is real and hes fucking metal as shit
zoosmellbooblord: hehehe.

zoosmellbooblord: rose felt like she needed to make up for the torture from earlier. so he gets to be handsy.
azureangelic: really, she deserves having someone hold her chest, if only because of how long she had to stay upright with those kinds of blimps attached to her earlier
zoosmellbooblord: it was quite an accomplishment and john is more than happy to pay her back for her efforts.
azureangelic: john egbert, professional boob holder
azureangelic: it has a nice ring to it
zoosmellbooblord: he'll wear the title well.