Advertisement
Guest User

Contestant Personality Test™ - ID 385 - Nikolay Romance

a guest
May 24th, 2012
45
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 4.20 KB | None | 0 0
  1. Our patented personality test with reward motivation has been successfully used to determinate the REAL you.
  2. As a thanks for participating, on top of your generated rewards, we offer you a FREE RM22SF tactical load-bearing vest.
  3. Here are you results. 385 - Nikolay Romance
  4.  
  5. We have first analyzed your main personality, which determinates how you are in your everyday life.
  6. We have determined you are psychotic and crazy, and you just love blowing shit up.
  7. Next, we have determined your goals and objectives in life and what you seek to do and achieve.
  8. According to our results, you like classiness and your idea of "making it" in life is climbing the social ladder.
  9. We have then made a thorough analysis of your behavior; how you typically act and react in normal situations.
  10. It appears that you are doubtlessly sadistic and dominating, and you strike fear and cracks of your whip, figuratively and very possibly literally.
  11.  
  12. Our test also allowed us to detect what are your perceived needs and what is important to you. It determinates what kind of lifestyle you live and you would live if you were given everything possible to achieve it.
  13. We have detected that your primary concern is image. You believe that to BE good, you must LOOK good, and you work your hardest to look good indeed.
  14. Music is food for the soul, and our test allowed us to take a peek at what is in yours.
  15. We have seen that you're a joint-smoking, Jah-praying stoner. You probably know how to grow your own pot, you believe in world peace and you call everyone "Brotha".
  16.  
  17. Everyone is attached to particular values, and you are no exception. Without those values, we would be inhuman robots and we wouldn't be nearly as great as we are! Plus, this test would be useless.
  18. Our test determinated that the most important value to you is righteousness. You believe that your actions must always be guided by what you believe is right.
  19. Your instinct is what guides you during times of hardship, or if your brain is out of ideas, or if you plain don't think at all.
  20. We have determinated that you have a lustful instinct. In difficult situations, you will seek for primitive pleasure and reproduction in priority.
  21.  
  22. Nobody has never thought of being famous in some kind. It's in itself an achievement of sorts! Unfortunately, one can be famous for a variety of things, varying from "simply awesome" to "awkwardly regretful".
  23. If you were to be famous one day, you want people to remember how you affected them. You enjoy having an influence on people, whether it is spiritual, material, good or bad.
  24.  
  25. A "dream vehicle" is our way to define, through a familiar and well-known image as that of a car, boat, or even a fighter plane, what are your tastes, and what particularities of life you enjoy. A dream vehicle is a mirror of one's personality.
  26. According to your answer, you enjoy having everything planned or under control. You are synonymous of wisdom and skill, but you absolutely hate unplanned events or dumb luck.
  27.  
  28. Assuming that you had friends before you came here, you used to be referred to as "Lovemaker", because you flirted with their partners at least once, which tells us what kind of person you were in this social group we call "circle of acquaintances". This is important, as you will certainly have to deal with people the same way here; who knows, maybe you'll make friends in the Mazes too!
  29.  
  30. It's always very pleasant to receive presents. It means people think and care about you. But it is also important to have an idea on what others may think of you.
  31. Based on the answer you have given, you believe your friends are generous but never know what to give you; perhaps you think they don't know you well enough.
  32. But it is also important to know how you act around others. Perhaps you have an idea already, but our test will reveal
  33. how you truly are around other people, in a social context with a large number of unknown strangers that you don't know.
  34. What you told us reveal that you are flirty and seductive. You enjoy pleasing and be pleased, from the few nice words to the wild night that you hope for in the end.
  35.  
  36. This has wrapped up your test results. Now that you truly know who you are, we hope the best for you in your new life in the Mazes. Good luck and be successful!
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement